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T*xt: "Who makoth tho cloud* Bis
Chariot*—P**lmoiv., &
Brute*,are *pD*tructed so a* to look down.
Tbos) esrtlily crcatun* that har« wings
when they ris* from the earth still look
flown, and the eagle searches (or mice in (he
E ase ui»d the raven (or carcasses in the Held.
an alone is nia le to look up. To induce
him to look up Hod makes the sky a picture
gallery, a DussoUor(, a Louvre, a Luxem
bourg. a Vatican that eclipses all that Ger
man, or French, or Italian art ever accom
plished. But God has (ailed so far to attract
litre attention o( most Of us by the scenery o(
the sky, We go into raptures flover owers
in the soil, hut have little or no appreciation
of the “morning glories'’ th it bloom on the
wall of the sky at sunrise or the dahlias in
the clouds at sunset. We are in ecstasies
over a gobelin ta| estry or a bridal veil of
rare'fahric, or a snowbank of exquisite curve,
but see not at all, or see without emotion,
the bridal veil or mist that covers the (ace of
the Catskills, or the swaying upholstery
around the couch of the dying day, or the
suownanksof vapor piled up in the heavens.
Uy text bids us lift our chin three or four
Inchee and open tiro two telescop s which
under the forehead are put on swivel easily
turned upward, and sec that the clouds are
not merely uninteresting signs of wet or dry
weather, but that they are embroidered
canopies of shade, that they are the con
servatories of the sky, that they are thrones
pf pomp, that they are crystalline bars that
they are paintings in water color, tuat they
are the angels of the mist, that they are
great cathedrals of light with broad aisles
(or angelic feet to walk through and bow at
altars of aml«r and alabaster, that
they are tbs mothers of the dew,
that they are ladders for ascending
and descending glories, Cotopaxis of
belching flame, riiagaros of color, that they
are the masterpieces of the Lord God Al
mighty. The Couds are a favorite Bib’e
siqiile and the sacred writers have made
much use of them. After the deluge God
hung on a cloud in concentric bands the
colors of the spectrum, saying: “I do set my
bow in the clouds.' 1 As a mountain is some
times entirely hidden hr vapoi-s. so, says
God, "1 have out a* * thick cloud
thy trai«w lrt *‘ ons '” .David measured the
fliviue goodness and found it so high he
arostrophized;“Thy faithfulness reaches unto
the clouds. ’ As sometimes there are thou-
fands of fleeces of vapor scurrying across the
heavens, so, *«ys Isaiah, will be the converts
in the millertum, “as clouds and as doves.”
As in the wet season no sooner
floes the sky clear than there come*
another obscuration, so, says Bolomon,
one ache ot ailment of old folks has no more
than gons than another pain comes “as
clouds retorn in the rain.” A column of
Illumined cloud led the Israelites across the
wildernei In the book of Job, Elihu, watch
ing the Jouds. could not understand why
they did v>t fall or why they did not all roll
together,he laws of evaporation and eon-
densatiolthen not being understoed, and be
pries on# ‘Dost thou know the balancing of
the c'oip'i" When I mad my text it sug
gests tone that the clouds are the Creator’s
eonipap and their whirling masses are the
wneels,®d the tongue of the cloud is the
pole olj-he celestial vehicle, and the winds
•re t> hanwssel steeds, and God is the
RoyrfDccupant and driver “who maketh
the cJidslIis chariot”
To vderstand the psalmist's meaning in
the tA you must know that the chariot of
old'* sometiiws a sculptured brilliancy
maAmt of ivory, sometimes of solid silver,
•ntfolled on two wheels which were
failed to the axle by stout p ns. and the
awl defeat of Oennmaus by Pelops was
ca»l by the fact I hat a traitorous charioteer
b*nserted a lin b pin of wax instead of a
lb pin of iron. All of the six hundred
diets of I harnoh lost their linoh pins in
tlBed Sea, for the Bible says: “The Lord
t off tboir wheels” Look at the long
A of Solomon's fourteen hundred chario s,
I the thirty thousand chariots of tha
jistines. If you have ever visited the
'dings where a king or qu-en keeps the
.ehes of state, aa I have, you know that
and queens have g eat varieties of
nout. The keeper tolls you: “This is the
to carriage, and used only oa great
asions." “Tin's is the coronation
•i iaga, and in it the king rode
the day he took the throne.” “In this the
■een went to open Parliament.” "This is
e coach in which the Czar and the Sultan
do on the occasion of their visit." All
stly and tesselated and enriched and em-
azoned are they, an 1 when the driver takes
i0 reins of the ten white horses in his hands,
id amid mounted troops and bands in full
•roe sounding the national air, the splendor
arts and rolls on under arclies entwine!
ith banners, and ainul the huzza of hun-
•eds of Ihou' an Is of spec! ators the scene is
emorable. But my text puts all such oc-
isions into insignificance, as it represent!
o King of the Universe coining to the door
his palace, and the gilded vapors of the
'avens rolling up to His feet, and He stop-
ng in and taking the reins of the galloping
in Is in His hand starts in triumphal ride
ider Iho arch'-s of sapphire, and over the
mospherfc highways of opal and chrysolite,
le clouds His chariot
My hearers, do not think that God helit-
-s llimsdf when he takes such conveyance,
o you know that the clouds are among the
o-t wondrous a id majestic thincs in the
hole universe? Do you know that they are
ring lakes and rivers and oceans? God
aved His hand over thorn and said: “Come
v higher!” and they obeyed the mandate,
pa* cloud instead of being, as it seems, a
nail gathering ot vapor a f»w yards wide
id high is really seven or eight niiles aerosv,
id Is a mountain, from its base to its top,
,<>00 feet, 18,010 foot, 30,000 feet, and cut
rough with ravines 50 K) feet deep. No,
ivid did not make a fragi'e or unworthy
oresentation of Gal in the text when ho
oke of the clouds as His chaript. But as [
ggested in the case of an earthly king He
s His morning cloud chariot and evening
iud chariot—the cloud chariot in which
jR rode down to Binai to o|>en the law. and
« cloud chariot in which lie rode down to
her to honor the gospel, and the cloud
iriot in which He will come to judgment.
Vben He rides out in His morning chariot
4'„lh s season, about six o’clo -k, he puts gol-
A coronets on the dome of cities, and sil-
•.! the rivers, and out of the dew makes a
:nond ring for the finger of every grass
le, and bids good cheer to invalids who in
.night said: "Would God it were morn-
• ” From this morning cloud chariot He
wlribates light, light for the earth and light
irtho heavens, light for the land an 1 light
the sea. great bars of it, groat wreathes
great columns of it. a world full of it.
Him in worship as every morning He
es out in His chariot of morning cloud,
i cry with David:
ly voice shalt Thou hear in the morning:
e morning will I direct mv prayer unto
i and look up ” I rejo ee in these Scrip-
s ejaculations: “Joy eomethin the morn-
V "My soul waiteth for Tb ie more than
that watch for the morning, H I take
. wing of the morning,’ “The eyelids of
morning.” "The morning cometh, Who
e that looketh forth as the morning:
going forth Is prepared as the morn-
•‘As the morning spread on the mount-
“That thou shouldst visit him every
king ” What a mighty thing the King
trs from His chariot when He throws us
r He has Ids evening cloud chariot
10 out of the saffron and the gold and
jnp'eanl the orano and tbevermilion
liishot flame of the suns "t That is th,
iwherc the splendors that have marched
bh the day, having ended the P»^es-
fhrow down tho torches and set the
Ins on Or*. That is the only hour of the
then the atmosphere is clear enough
.e* the wall of the heavenly city with
,'ve manner of precious stoD^ from
n of 'asper to middle strata
M and cn up to the co-
of amethyst At that hour wilb-
hy of F.Iisha’s supernatural *^0"
| horses of fire and chariots of Ace an l
a of fire and ships of fire and cttlea of
ias of fire, and it aeoms as if thelast
[ration had begun and there is a world
AVhcii God makes these clouds His
let us all kneel. Another ds> I»»t
sve we done with it? Another day
id this is its corgeotu catafahiu*
the time for what David called tbs
[ sacrifice," or Daniel can®d t
; oblation." Oh! Oh I what a Chariot
lint of evening cloud! Hava you
r th* taffrail on th* oo*m»
th * don ly vehic'• mil ove-
^vements of • '«|m su n cer
wheels drip<v'u «i*.hth* magnilto
Have you iroui the top of ilea
| or the Tor.liUras or th* Berkshire
i the dnv p.ilowed for the night, and
10 aspiration of praiw and homau*?
kt a rich God wi her* that Hscan
Srel^ie^, P&rjX'l
G ^ rU "^ 0 ’! “Adoratlon^f
Magi" and whol* gallerim of
Mvionnas and for only an hour, and then
»*ay, and th* next evening put on the same
n7«h* 0 ? et,, j n !L exoel, •D that the
Kanhaels and the Titans and the Rembrandu
and theCorregiosand the I.eonardoda Vincis
ever executed, and then draw a curtain of
mist oyer them never again to be exhibited I
How rich God must be to bar* a new chariot
of c.ouds every evening!
But the Bible toll* us that our King also
has a Mack chariot. “Clouds and darkness. •*
we are told, “are round about him.” That
chariot is cloven out of night, and that night
is troubla W hen He rides forth in that
black chariot pestilence an l earthquake ami
ramine and hurricane and woe attend Him.
1 hen let the earth tremble. Then let na-
aims pray. Again and aga n He his ridden
.orth in that char:ot of black clouds, a< ros?
England, Fran -e, Italy. Russia, and Am “rica,
tnd over all nations. That which men took
for the sound of cannonading at Sebastopol,
«t Sedan, at Gettysburg, at Tel el-Kebir, at
Bunker Hill, were only the rumblings of the
•lack chariot of the Almighty. Ave. it is
me chariot of stormc’ou 1 armed w th thun-
lerbolts and neither man norangel nor devil
■or e »rth nor hell nor heaven can resist Him.
dn those lioulewards of blue this chariot
lever turns out for anything. Aye, no one
lise drives there. Under one wheel o'
fiat chariot Babylon was crush 'd and Baal-
wk feT dead snl the Roman Rmpire was
1 and Atlant a, a who'e continent
mat once connected Europe with America,
tank clear out of sight so that the longest
inohor of ocean steamer cannot touch the top
if its highest mountains. Tho throne of tne
Jrpsars was less than a pebble under the
•ight wheel of this chariot, and the Austrian
lespotisru less than a snowflake under the left
wheel. And over destroyed worlds on worlds
.bat chariot has rolled without a jar or iolt.
This black chat lot of war clon'd rolled up
o the northwest of Europain 1S1J and four
lundred thousand men marched to take Mos-
■ow, but that chariot of clouds rolled ba-k,
ind only twenty five thousand outof the four
mndr si thousand troops lived to return. No
pvatsnow storm I'ke that had ever before or
ms ever since visited Russia. Aye, the chariot
if the Lord is irresistible. There is
mly one thing that can halt or turn any of
His chariots, and that is prayer. Again and
igain it has stopp'd it, wheeled ir around,
ind the chariot of black clouds under that
nnetifled human breath has blossomed into
wch brightnes! and color that men and
mgels had to veil their faces from its bright-
less. Mark you. the ancient chariot which
David uses a* a symbol in my text ha-1 only
:wo wheels.and that was that they might turn
piickly, two wheels taking lass than hal.
the time to turn that four wheels would I
have taken. And our lyord's chariot has
only two wheels, and that means instant re-
versal, and instant help, and instant deliver
ance. \T bile (he combined forces of the
u liverse in battle array could not stop his
black chariot a second or diverge it an inch,
tiie driver of that chariot says: "Call upon
Mo iu the day of trouble and I will de
liver thee," “While they are yet
speaking I will hear.” Two-wheeled
chariot, one wheel justice and the oth-r
wheel mercy. Aye, they are swift wheels.
A cloud, whether it belongs to the cirrhu*,
the clouds that float the highest; or belongs
to tho stratus, the central ranges; or to the
cumulus, the lowest ranges, seems to move
slowly along the sky if it moves at all. But
many clouds go at a speed that would make
a vestibule limited lightning express train
seem lethargic, so swift is the chariot of our
God; yea, swifter than the storm, swifter
than the light Yet a child ten years old has
been known to reach up, and with the hand
of prayer t ike the courser of that chariot
by the’ bit and slow it up, or stop it, or turn
it aside, or turn it back. The boy Samuel
stoppel it Elijah stopped it Hezekiah
stopped it _ Daniel stopped it Joshua
Hy sister stopiiel it We have in our Nab-
nath-schoo’s children who again and again
ind again have stopped it
Notice that these old time chariots, which
ny text uses for symbol, h id what we would
:all a high dash bom! at the front but were
ipen behind. And tho king would stand at
.re dash-board and drive with his own hands.
Ami I am glad that He, whoso chariot the
:'onds are, drives Himself. Redoes not let
latur.al law drive, for natural law is deaf. He
loes not let fate drive, for fate is merciless.
But our Father King drives Himself,
iud He puts His loving hand ou the reins of
-he flying coursers, and He has a loving ear
jpen to the cry of all who want to catch His
ittomtion. Oh, lain so glad that my Father
irives and never drives too fast, and never
irivestio slow, and never drives off the
jrveipica, and that He eoutiols.by a bit that
sever breaks, the wildest and most raging
.•ircumstances. I heard of a ship captain
who put out with his vessel with a large
• umber of pass mgers from Buffalo on l^ike
Erie, very early in the season and while
ihere was much ice. When they were we I
•>ut the captain saw to his horror that the ice
was closing in on him from all sides, and he
law no way out from destruction and death.
He ealieil into the cabin the passengers and
til the crew that could bo spared from th-ir
posts, and told (hem that the sh p must be lost
Unless God interposed, and although he was
not a Christian m in he said: “Let us pray,”
md they all knelt asking God to come for
their deliverance. They went back to the
dec!;, and th a man at the wheel shouted; “All
right, cap'n. it’s blowing nor' by nor’ west
cow.” \Vh le the prayer was going on in the
i-abin the wind changed and blow the ice out of
the wav. 1 he mate asked "‘Shall I put on more
mil, cap’n?” "No!” responded the captain.
“Don't touch her. Soin. one else is managing
this ship.”
Oh, men and women,shut in on all sides
by icy troubles and misfortunes, in earnest
prayer put all your affairs in the hands of
Bod. You will come nut all right. Some one
• se is managing the ship! It did not merely
happen so that when Leyden was beselgel,
and the Duke of Alva felt sure of his tri
umph, suddenly the wind turned, and the
swollen waters compelled him to stop
the siege, and tie city was 8av ® 1-
God that night drove along the
coast of the Netherlands in a blame chariot
of storm clou !. It did not merely happen so
that Luther rose from the place whjre he
was sitting just in t-me to keep from being
crushe 1 by a stone that the instant after fell
on the very spot. Had he not escaped where
would have been the Reformation! It did not
merely happen so that Columbus
was saved Irom drowning by an oar
that was floating on the waters. Other
wise, who would have unveiled America.
It did not merely happen so that when
George Washington was in Brooklyn a great
fog settled down overall the place where this
church stands, and over all this end of Long
Island, and that under that fog he and his
army escaped from the clutches of Generals
Howe and (Hinton. Iu a chariot of mist and
cloud the God of American Independence
rode along here. On that pillow of consolation
I put down my head to s een at nlsrht
On that solid foundation 1 build w hen 1 see
this nation in political paroxysm every four
years not because they care two cents aliout
whether*^ is high tariff, or low tariff or no
tariff at all. but only whether the Demo
crat* or the Republican.! h “ v ®
the salaried offices. Tea. when Lu-
ro(«an nations are holding their breath,
wondering whether Russia or Germany will
launch a war that will incarnadine a con-
tment, I fall back on the faith that my
Father drives. Yes, I cast tins as an am hor.
...n niant this as a column of strength, and
from all of them, and tha muslo was a mlag-
img of carol and chant and triumphal
march: “This is My b*lov*d Hon, In whom I
am well pleased." Transfiguration chariotl
“Ob, ’ say hundred* of you, “I with I could
pave seen thoto ebarioto—the black one that
brought the Lord to Jebel-Muuat th* giving
of the law, and the white one that brought
Him down to Tabor." Never mind, you will
see something grander than that, and It will
be a mightier mingling of th) sombre and
the radiant, and the pomp of it will
t)e such that the chariots in which
Trajan, and Diocletian, and Zenobia,
and Caesar, and Alexander, and
all tbs conquerors of all the ogee rod* will
be unworthy of mention; and what stirs ms
the most is that when he comes in that
chariot of cloud aud goes back, He will ask
you and me to ride with Him both way*
How do I know that the judgment
chariot will be mads out of clouds!
Revelation L, 7: "Beho d He cometh with
clouds.” Oh, He will not then ride through the
heavens alone as He does now. He is going
to tiring along with Him escort of ton full
regimeuts. Inspiration says; “Behold the
Lord cometh with ten thousand of his saints.”
But these figures simply mean that there
w ill be a great throng. And as we shall
probably through the atonement of Christ
uo in heaven before that, 1 hope
that we can come down in that es
cort of chariot* Christ in the centre
chariot, but chariots before Him to clear the
way, and chariots behind Him, and chariots
on either side of Him. Perhaps the proph
ets and patriarchs |of the old dispensation
way ride ahead each one charioted—Abraham
and Moses and Ezekiel and Dayid and Joshua,
who foretold bis first coming. On either side
of the central chariot apostles and martyrs
who in the same or approximate centuries
suffer! I for Him—Paul, iStenhen, ani Igna
tius, and Polycarp, and Justin Mirtyr, and
multituues who went up in chariot of Are
now coming in chariot of cloud, whiie in the
rear of the central chariot shall be the multi
tudes of latter days and of our own time who
have tried to serve the Lord, ourselves 1 hope
among them. “Behold the ix>rd cometh with
tenthousind of His saints.” Yes, although
all unworthy of such companionship w*
want to come with Him on that day to se*
the last of this old world which was our resi
dence. Coming through the skies myriads of
chariots rolling on and rolling down. By
tliat time bow changed this world will be.
Its deserts all flowers, its rocks all mossed
and lichened, its poor bouses all palaces,
its sorrows ail joys, its sms all virtues,
and in the same pasture field lion and calf,
mid on the same perch hawk and dove. Now
the chariots of cloud strike the earth, filling
all the valleys, and covering all the mount
ain sides, and halting in all the cemeteries
and graveyards and over the waters deep
where the dead sleep iu coral sarcophagus.
A loud blast of the resurrection
trumpet is given and the bodies of the dead
rise and join the spirits from which they have
long been separated. Then Christ, our King,
rising in the center chariot ot cloud, with his
scan el hauls waves the signal, and the
chariots wheel and come into hne tor glorious
nsojiit. Drive on I Drive upl Chariots of
cloud ahead of tho King, chariots of
cloud on either side of the King,
chariots of cloud following the King. Up
ward sad npust starry hosts, and through
immensities, and across infinitudes, higher,
higher, higher, unto the gates, the shining
gate:. Lift up your heads, ye Everlasting
Bates, for Him who maketh the clou ts HU
chariot, aud who through condescending an 1
upl fting grace invites us to mount and ride
with Him!
and plant this as a column
lift this as a telescope, and build tms as a
fortress, and propose without any perturba-
t ion to launch upon an unknown futuretrium-
phant inthefact that mv Father drive*
He drives very near 1 know th ^ m * ny f
the clouds tliat you see * n mdeS
off the bases of some of them live miles
above the earth. High on the bigh««*
of the Andes travelers have seen ** r
higher than where tbey_ " er *»
Gar Lusnc, after he had risen m
balloon twenty-three thousand feet, stm
saw clouds above him. ... „
But there are clouds that touch Hie earth
and discharge their rain, and, though the
clouds out of which God s chariot is mad#
may sometime! i» far away, otten they are
c ;oi by, and ttiey touch our shoulders, and
they touch our homes, and they touch us all
over 1 have read of two rides that the
Lord took in two different r hari< ’^
of clouds, and of another that H*
will taka One day, in a chariot of
. ’ouds that were a mingling of log and
smoke and fire. God drove down to the top
ot a terrible crag fifteen hmdral h*» high,
now called Jebei .Vlusi. then called Moant
ttuiai, aud lie stoppel out of Ilis chariot
among the split shelvuigs of rock. The
moiinU l • shook as with an ague,
were ten volleys of thunder each
emphasizing a tremendous ihou shalt, or
TCou shall not.” Then the Ixinl resumed
chariot of cloud and drove up
of heavea. They were
ABOUT COLLARS.
VHEIR
PECULIARITIES
HISTORY.
AND
Ruflto, Bib* and Bands—An Arti
cle of Autre That Has Seen
Many Remarkable
t Changes.
There are few articlee of male attire
whose history can be more closely traced
and whose form has chanced more often
and more radically than the collar. Un
like the trousers or tunic whose genealogy
runs back to the earliest days, the collat
Is a garment of comparatively modern
inventioL. It is not even as old as ths
shirt, of which it may be considered a
■ortof attachment, that latter portion of •
man’s wardrobe having been tong in use
before it was thought necessary to tack a
collar to it.
Neither the Roman nor hiscotempora-
riea wore collars, although it was tho
fashion with some of the nations, notably
the Gauls, to wear necklace) or torques
of gold and other then precious metals.
In those earlier and hardier days it was
laces and bullion that it coat a fortune.
It was worn, not only by women and
children, but by men and boys, and tho
ruff spread all o er Europe—from Hol
land to Italy and from London to Mo- {
rocco.
With the Stuartacame another fashion
—a peculiarly feminine-like attire was
invented. The loose breeches were
trimmed with lace, the shirt was ru l cd
ai d laced and the hair was worn in
lovely ringlets hanging down to the
shoulder. It was impossible to wear the
Log Cabin Logie.
Brawn and Brain!
The powerful engine, with its wonderfu
F ir.<peiling power, coupled to the long trail
ull freighted with the richest fabrics o
the intellectual looms of the centuries—whal
ot,stacles can stay the progress of this might}
force, when one* under full steam along
life's highway?
The American with brawm and brain does
not see the necessity for title* of nobility,
do • not care for elevation by deacent, be ca*
reach out and pluck the stars.
But with brawn or brain impaired, a man
is badly handicapped in the mad race for sue-
rurtie with the hair like this, although it ces» which is the marked characteristic of
was tried for a short time, and so the the present aga
falling collar was introduced. Once in
troduced it began to grow as extrav-
Hia
the bills
uirk and portentous ^
<• nritit at the itivtiK of the law. out one
day He took another ride, aud this t
toMoint Tabor, the clms^ttfwhwbH*
chariot was mad*.were bright c>oud*,
ciouda, illumined cloud* and umhw ratoMU
SELECT SIFTINGS.
AtiTsthesia was discovered in 1814.
Babylon contained 141 square miles.
1 ome contained 5,000,000 inhabi
tants.
New Haven manufactures most fish
hooks.
The assagai is a weapon or instrument
>f v.a fare among the Kallirs.
Catechisms are said to have been com
piled in the eighth or ninth century.
The firstndvertisingsgency in America
was established by Orlando Bourne, in
183* 1 .
It's well known that there are abso
.utcly no genuine chamois skins in the
narket.
Along in the first decade of this cen-
iury the New York Bowery was a coun
try road.
There is some talk of rebuilding the
Colosseum at Rome and turning it into
t roller skating-rink.
One day’s newspaper and magazine
m l in the New Ycrk Postoffice was 1J4
Ions, 267,580 pounds.
It took Jonah a day to get into the
middle of Nineveh, which occupied
more space than London.
Commodore Vanderbilt madehis great
fortune of if 120,000,000 after he had
reached the age of sixty-five.
A visitor to Duxbury has discovered
‘.hat Miles Stand sh never forgave John
Alden for marrying Miss Priscilla.
William Thomas, of Blotcher, Ind.,
owns a silk bandana handkerchief that
has been in his family more than a hun
dred years.
A Dayton, Ohio, blacksmith has made
s horseshoe from nails gathered from
every State in the Union, and presented
it to the President.
Pall-Mall is an ancient game in which
an iron ball was struck with a mallet
through a ring or arch of iron. It gives
the name to a London street.
The Oregon Alpine Club will anchor
a copper box to the very apex of Mount
Hood. It is to be a depository of rec
ord to all making the ascent.
Alexander Anderson, M. D., the first
American engraver on wood, was born
in New York, April 21, li.5, and died
in Jersey City, N. J., January is, 1871).
For eighteen cents in Wales an Amer
ican traveler was served with a plentiful
luncheon of cold meats, thin bread and
butter, some gooseberry tarts and ginger
It is claimed that the Isabella and
Catawba grapes both originated in North
Carolina, and were cultivated there for
years before they became known to
fame. . ...
It is announced that the body of Max
well, the English chloroformer, is to be
buried at sea by his family, thus leaving
no spot on earth to remind them of the
fate of their wayward boy.
Morton is a local name, from the
parish of Morton in Nithsdale, Durafne-
shire, Scotland. Mor, in the Gaelic,
signifies big, and ton is from dun, a
hill; Morton,the big or great hill.
Mother Hubbard, it has been decided,
had a saintly origin. She is identified
with St. Hubert, the patron of dogs and
the chase, who is represented in a long
robe, a veritable Mother Hubbard gown.
While workmen were sawing timbei
at Fredericksburg, Ohio, they found »
lock of red hair deeply embedded in s
large tree. The hair had been there fot
many years, as it was covered by fifty-
■ one growths of the tree.
I The only Indian in Dakota to whorr
! naturalization papers have been issued it
the Rev. Luke P. Walker, a graduate o»
! the Indian ) chool of Carlisle, Penn.
i j* n full-blooded redskin, but has com
' pletely severed bis tribal relations.
1 The expression, “a wild goose chase,'
arose from the peculiar action of wild
geese. When one takes the leul th«
others follow blindly, no matter wha'
the obstruction or danger of tho pair
may be. It is easy to see how the ex
| pression is applicable to some people?
actions.
The Toung Man With the Sash.
First Old Party ton ho!el P*“*»)*—
1 “What has that young man got that big
fa«h around his waist fort”
i Second Old Party.-'Dunno, unles*
he has got a pane in hu atoonecn. —
i Uotton BuiUttn.
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1
mtST APPEARANCE OP THE COLLAR,
the custom to go with as much of the body
exposed as was compatible with comfort
and decency. Arms, legs, neck and head
were allowed to come freely into contact
with the open air, this, it was relieved,
being necessary in order to bring about
the necessary endurance, freedom of
action and gracefulness of pcee neces
sary to perfect manhood.
The centuries went on, but no col'nr
appeared. The portraits of Justimin
and Theodosius show that the tunic was
still cut straight across on a level with
the shoulders. Changes of costume were
effected in the ninth century and again in
the twelfth, but it was not until the
THE EARL OF OXFORD’S COLLAR,
fourteenth century was about to be en
tered upon that the collar was first seen
in Europe. Even then it was not what
might strictly be called a collar in the
true haberdashery meaning of the word.
The doublet had gradually grown high
in the neck, gowns were introduced ai
the correct thing for tho man of th#
world; chance as one wearing such a
gaimcnt; hoods were adopted and th*
neck was bundled up as much as it
had been exposed. Tho reason for
this change of costume is not very
deeply buried. There was a passable
deal of fighiing done in those days, and
men were very much buckled up and
closed in about the head aud neck and
shoulders, for the old exposure idea had
been completely reversed. When the
a
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all
"IN THE DATS OF RUFFS.”
short interim of peace srrived and the
helmet and coat of mail were laid aside,
both tho knight and his man must
have found the change to a low-
cut doublet or tunic a very try
ing one. There Is little doubt
that throat and chest diseases
were the result, and so came in the cus
tom of covering up the neck, and from
the custom by necessity it became the
fashion by choice. But, as has been sa d,
this neck-covering was not only a collar,
it was rather the mu i ng up the neck in
the folds of the cloak or gown or hooded
hat.
In the fifteenth century another change
in the fashion occurred, and from drap
ing one’s self until there was very little
diMerence in the appearance between a
lusty and a lean man, the swells of the
The physical system is a
i or niacb'
DISAPPEARANCE OP THE COLLAR,
ngantly as the ruffle had done, until it
was as big as a rape and made of the
most expensive lace that the ingenuity
and patience of women could produce.
The stern and bloody Protector then
appeared on the scene, and as the Cav-
fliers were known by their lovelocks and
the extravagance of their attire, so tho
Roundheads were known by their cropped
polls and simplicity in dress. The lug
lace collars of the Ua\ aliers were espe
cially marked down for destruction, and a
pl ain piece of turned down linen, called
a band, was adopted by the Puritans.
Such bunds were worn by tho pilgrims of
the May-flower, and are still to be rec
ognized in the collars of the Eton school
boys.
When the second and last Charles
came in with the Restoration the deep
lace collar came back, although ooly
mcosuiably so, and it was comparatively
a reasonable article. The collar of this
time might be c alled a compromise be
tween the plain linen of the subdued
1 uritan and the highly ornamental lace
of the rollicking Cavalier.
Gradually the collar became limper
and limper, until toward the end of the
aeventeenth century it disappeared, and
a wisp of lawn, linen or lace took its
place. Indeed, there was no way in
which a collar could be worn, for the
lovelocks of the Cavaliers had bloomed
mto tho enormous wigs of the period—
Is a most intricate
piece or machinery. It ought to be kept well
regulate!, so that it will work harmoniously
in all its parts, then it is capable of an
immense amout ot work.
It is said that a w atch, if expected to keep
perfect time, mint be wound daily. It will
not keep good time unless it "runs regular.”
More men break down because they don’t
“run regular” than for any other reas m.
It is claimed by physicians that few men
are killed by harl work. It is to the ir-
regnlaritiee of modern social lire that the
high death rate is due. Men burn their
candle at both ends, then wonder why it
burns out so quickly.
The main thing in keeping the human
raa 'bine in good working ord t is to keep the
regulator all right. “The bloo 1 is the life,”
and sound heilth is assured so long as the
blood flows through the veins a limpid stream
of purity.
Regulate tho regulator with Warner’s Log
Cabin sarsaparilla, the old-fashioned blood
purifier, prepared niter the ixwt formula in
use by our ancestors in good old Log Cabin
days, and with the vig. t of brawn and brain
winch must ensue, in your life’s lexicon you
will find no such word as fail.
Letter from the Ex«8berlffef Cha*ta««*a
(‘•■nty, New York.
Mayville, N. Y., Dec. 2 1885.
I am glad to say, from a long | ereonal ex
perience with Allcock's Porous Plasters,
that I am able to < ndorse all the go k) things
that have ever been sai l about them, and
s ’pplement these by saying that I frankly
lielieve their value cannot be estimated.
Their breadth of usefulnese is unlimited, and
for prompt and sure relief to almost every
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remedy, in my opinion, citbc external or in
ternal, equals them in certainty and rapidity.
I have u«ed them at one lime for rheumatism,
another for backache, again for bronchitir,
always with the same remili-—a fpeedv cure.
L>. T. Harmnoton.
REAPPEARANCE OF THE COLLAR; THOMAS
campbell’s neckwear.
wigs that rose a foot above the head, and
that came down on either side the head
to the waist. This was really the first
cravat on record, and when tied in a
loose knot and allowed to hang loosely
it was quite a graceful ornament.
Gradually, as the wigwa- reduced,the
cravat was enlarged, and from being
passed but once around the neck it be
came the fashion, under the gracious
sanction of the house of Hanover,
to swathe the neck with folds
of linen, to edge the ends with lace
and then tie them in enormous
bows. All this time, it must be
remembered, it was a collarless age
again. Little by little, however, the
collar crept up and began to assert itself
until about the time when Tom Moore
and Thomas Campbell were in their
power (circum. DOo), it burst triumph
antly from its bands and rose in a circle
of white about the whole lower part ot
a man’s fai e. The Byronic school of
affected sentimentalists took some of the
stillness out of the “choker,” as it was
cot inaptly called; but the fashion had
come to stay, and stay it has with a perti
nacity that bids fair to carry it through
the century. The necktie was now rele
gated to second place, and though the
dandies prided themselves ou the mar-
2
tub exaggerated band; JOHN knox’s
COLLAR.
time almost went back to first principles
and thowed everything they could.
Their tunres were cut so short, both be
low and aloft, that they were a good deal
after the style of a Cardigan acket.
Their hose, which scarcely joined their
doublets, were of every color of the rain
bow, and altogether the highflier of the
fifteenth century must have looked a
good like a trapeze performer in a circus.
Francis the First of France, however,
while a showy man, had not muchof a
neck to boast of, and according lyhe
frowned down the male decolletes and
wore a high collar with a little lace
ruffle inside it to take off the stiffness.
Bluff King Hat saw this little lace ruffle
when he met the French monarch ou the
F ield of the Cloth of Gold, aud though
the English King had no more neck than
a frog, he decided to follow the same
fashion.
Gradually the ruffle grew into the ruff,
and when Elizabeth came to the throne
with her neck as long and thio as her
father’s waa short an4 stout, aha mada
tha raff tha principal point of attire. It
grew in width and thickness; it wat
starched and stiffened with wires; if
spread out so beyond the rtaarer’t tr.outl
that he or she had to bo fed by a long-
armed attendant with a long-handled
ipoon, sad it wm made of noh rich
THE COLLAR OF TO-DAT.
velously neat way in which they could
d spnse of yards of linen and silk, the
bandy stock slowly but surely took its
place. It was not so heavily starched at
first as it was afterward, nor did it pro- 1
ject so sharply forward as it was alter-
ward made to, but with these and sun
dry other minor modifications the big
Btaud-up collar has remained the same
for at least eighty-eight years. It is still
worn in this and other countries by con
servative old gentlemen.
While this is the staple collar for
many old men, a number of changes
have been made in the collars
for younger people. Tliere is n»t, in
fact, any such thing as a settled fashion
of collar, and it changes from year to
year.— £an Francisco C/tronicl*.
Baseball Phrase Illustrated.
— Tim.
How Sheridan’s Life Was Once Saved.
According to Colonel Archer Mason,
of San Francisco, Cal., General !-hnridan
once had hia life saved in an odd way.
Colonel Mason’s regiment was once giv
ing the General a re eption at the Cali
fornia Theatic. Sheridan was standing
in the wings, peeping out beside the
curtain at the audience, when he sud
denly pointed to one of the musicians,
and asked Mason:
“Isn’t that man named Blyth?"
On being told that he was, he asked tc
have him brought up on the stage al
once. After a cordial greeting, which
almost wrung the musician’s hand oil,
Sheridan said;
“I have good rcasonsto remember Mr.
Blyth, for he saved my life for me once
It was when 1 was a young < avnlry oili
ccr, fighting the Indians. One day wc
were having u hand-to hand set-to witt
the Indians, and one of the red devili
had just shot at me with his revolver. )
had my saber dore to his neck when an
other Indian threw his lasso around mj
neck, and in another instant 1 woulc
have been trampled under tho feet of lh<
horses. But Blyth, who was dose be
side me, cut the rope with his saber and
saved my life.”—Chicago Times.
Chicago propose* to have a crematory
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The Health offleers favor it, and there is
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Bo ran the dire warning Dante read ou the
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A newspaper has been started at Lot)
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o war with Mexico.”
A I) re it in at Fair Women.
Tennyson in his exquisite poem, dreams o(
a long procession of lovely women of ages
pas* This is all very well, but the laureate
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The Milwaukee Sentinel estimates that
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Bronchitis is cured by frequent small doses
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For some time paat the effigy of Eng
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n a Dumfries pawtjfhop to display un
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