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THE DARLINGTON NEWS,
JliLISBKL WSBYTHURSDAY MORNING
HENRY T. THOMPSON.
PROPRIETOR.
DARLINGTON
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“FOR US PRINCIPLE IS PRINCIPLE—RIGHT IS RIQHT—YESTERDAY, TO-DAY. TO-MORROW, FOREVER.’’
The Sabbath Bells.
The old man sits in his easy chair,
And his ear has caught the ringing
Of many a church bell far and near,
Their own sweet music sing ng.
And his head sinks lower on b>* aged
breast,
While bis thoughts far back art reach
ing
To the Sabbath morn of his boyish days,
And a mother’s sacred teaching.
A few years later, apd Iq ! the bells
A merrier strain were pealing.
And bearenward bore the man iage vows
Which his manhood’s joys were sealing.
But the old man’s eyes are dimming now,
As memory holds before him
The sad, sad picture of later years,
When the tide of grief rolled o’er him.
When the bsGs were tolling for loved ones
gone;
For the wife, for the sons and daughters,
Who, one by one, from his home went out,
And down into death’s dark waters.
But the aged heart has still one joy
Which his old life daily blesses,
And bis eyes grow bright and bis pulses
Warm
’Neath a grandchild’s sweet caresses.
But the old man wakes from bis reverse
And the dear old face is smiling,
While the child with tbessrious eyes reads
on,
The Rabbath hours beguiling.
Ah, cells I once mdre ye will ring for him,
When the heavenly hand shall sever
The chord of life, and hie freed soul flies
To dwell with his own forever.
—Every Other Saturday.
The Presideut’s Message-
The message of President Cleve-
iaud presented to Cougress at tbe
opening of tbe present session, like
a 1 ! other public papers which have
come from his pen, is an able and
statesmao-like treatise on tbe con
dition of tbe Nation. Tbe whole of
£t is expressed in that remarkably
.clear and forcible style whicb has
become tbe distinctive charactens
tie of tbe President's writings.
Lack of space prevents ns from
gratifying our desire to reproduce
the whole of this admirable paper,
and we are compelled to confine
ourselves tQ the following extracts
which we deem particularly forci
ble:
THE TARIFF MUST BE REVISED.
It has been tbe policy of the Gov
ernment to collect the principal part
.of its revenues by a tax upon im
ports, and no change in this policy
is desirable. But the present con
ditiou of affairs constrains our peo
pie to demand that, by a revision of
pur revenue laws, the receipts of
the Government shall be reduced to
the necessary expense of its eco
nomical administration, and this
demand should be recognized and
.obeyed by the people’s represents
.tives in tbe Legislative branch of
toe Government.
In readjusting the burdens of
Federal taxations a sound public
policy requires that such of our cit
izens that have built up large and
important industries under present
conditions should not he suddenly,
and to their injury, deprived of ad
vantages to which they have adap
ted their business, hut if the pub
lie good requires it they sbouhl he
.content with such consideration" as
shall deal ‘airly and cautiously with
their interests, while the just de
mand of the people tor .relief from
needless taxation is honestly an
swered. A reasonable and timely
submission to such a demand shou'd
certainly be possible without disas
trous shock to any interest, and a
.cheerful concession sometimes a verts
abrupt and heedless action, ofteu
the outgrowth of impatient and de
lay ed justice.
" THE LABORING MAN.
Due regard should be also ac-
.corded in any proposed readjust
ment to the interests of American
labor so far as they are involved.
We congratulate ourselves that
there is aipoug us no laboring class
fixed within unyielding boud.s and
.doomed under all conditions to the
inexorable fate of daily toil. We
recognize in labor a chief factor in
tbe wealth of the Kepublic, and we
treat those who have it in their
keeping as citizens entitled to tbe
most careful regard and thoughtful
.attention. This regard and atten
tion should be awarded them, not
only because labor is the capital of
,our workingmen, justly entitled to
its share of Government favor, but
for the further and not less impor
tant reason that the laboring man,
surrounded by bis family in his
bumble home, as a consumer, is vi
tally interested in all that cheap
ens the cost of living, sud enables
him to bring within his domestic
circle additional comforts and ad
vantages. This relation of the work-
ipgman to the revenue laws of the
country, and tbe manner in which
it palpaply influences the question
of wages, sbonld not be torgotteu
in tbe jnstiflable prominence given
to tbe proper maintenance of tbe
supply Rod protection of well-paid
labor; and those considerations sug-
, seat an' arrangement oi Govern
ment revenues as shall reduce the
expense of living, while it does not
. curtail the opportunity for work,
VOL', xn. NO 50.
nor reduce the compensation of
American labor, and injuriously af-
tect its condition and the dignified
place it holds in the estimation of
our people.
THE FARMERS AND THE TAXES.
But onr farmers and agricultur
ists, those who from the soil pro
duce the things consumed by them,
‘j»re perhaps more directly and plain-
ly concerned than any other of onr
cibzens in a just and careful system
of Federal taxation. Those actu
ally engaged in and more remotely
connected with this kind qf work
number nearly one-half of our pop
ulation. None labor harder or more
continuously than they. No enact-
ments limit their boars of toil, and
no interposition of the Government
enhances tc any great extent the
value of their products. And yet
for many ©f the necessaries and
comforts of life, which the most
scrupulous economy enables them
to bring into their homes, a‘nd for
the implements of husbandry they
are obliged to pay a price largely
t increased by an unuarural nroflt,
which by the action of the Govern
ment is given to the more favored
maunfacturer. I recommend that,
keeping in view all these consider
ations, the increasing and nuneces-
sary surplus of the national income
annually accumulating, be released
to the people by an amendment, to
our revenue laws, which shall
cheapen the price of the necessaries
of life and give freer entrance to
such imported materials as by
American labor may be manufac
tured into marketable commodities
Nothing can be accomplished, how
ever, in the direction of this much
needed reform unless the subject is
approached in a patriotic spirit of
devotion to the interests ot the en
tire country, and with a willingness
to yield something for the public
good.
Thoughts tor December.
£W. L. Jones, in Soutbern Cultivator.]
(concluded.)
In this connection attention may
be called to the importance of im
proving our native stock. This can
be most quickly done by crossing
some of the improved breeds. Jer
sey bulls can now be purchased at
very reasonable prices. Excepting
those from most noted strains, hull
calves can be bought from fifteen
to fifty dollars. If a large, well-
formed na ive cow, with good ud
der and large teats, be crossed with
a Jersey bull, the resulting grade
will be Vitlualtle for meat, milk and
butter. It is remarkable Low much
both the quantity and quality of
the bntter is improved by such a
cross. For general purposes on a
firm, such a Jersey grade is, it any
thing, preferable to a .full blooded
Jersey. It is hardier, has longer
teat- and is, therefore, more easily
milked, and when oid, makes more
meat, in short, it is a good coin
biuation animal. One near a largr
market, who prefers selling milk to
butter, might cross with a Holstein
bull. The Holstein is a large breed
and perhaps t he deepest milkers we
have. They require good pastures
and abundant food.
A cow is sometimes defined as a
machine for converting food into
milk ; to get milk, therefore, there
must be food. A cow cannot make
sometuing out ot nothing—that is
an attribute of omnipotence only.
But the foods given to animals are
quite variable in their composition,
and one might naturally infer that
a food with a certain composition
might be more easily and cemplete-
ly converted into milk than some
other of diflerent character; anoth
er might he more readily converted
into flesh and fat. In a general way
this has been recognized and accep
ted as a fact. Corn, tor instance, is
considered a fattening food ; cow
I'eas as a milk-producing one. But
exiierimeuts have been made to test
these matters more in detail and
more definitely, and the best ra
tions tor special purposes have been
fixed with a degree ot certainty suf
ficient tor practical purposes. Food
may be regarded as made up of
three groups of substances; nitro
genous compounds (which for brev
ity may be called protein), starch,
gum and sugar compounds 'called
hydro-carbons) and fats. Now fpr
a cow weighing 1,UU0 pounds, ex
periments show that its daily ra
tions sbonld contain 21 pounds of
protein, 12J of bydro-carbooa and
fourteenths of a pound of fat. Tbir(
does not mean that tbe food if ana
lyzed should contain the above
quantities of those substances, but
that those quantities must be pres
eut m digestible form so the ani
mal can digest and appropriate
them. The amounts present and
the amounts digestible are quite
unequal, especially in long forage,
as hay, fodder, straw, etc. Thus
of bay about GO per cent, of its pro
tean isdigestible; about the satqc
of its hydro carbon, and from 20 to
40 per cent, of its fat. Of straw,-
about 30 per cent, of its protein, 40
per cent, of its hydro carbon and 30
per ceut. of its fat is digestible. Of
corn (grain), nearly 80 per cent, of
its protein, 90 per cent, ot its hydro
carbon and GO per cent ot its fat is
digestible. Of oats (grain), 87 per
DARLINGTON, S. 0.. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 16, 1886.
WHOLE NO 623.
cent, of its protein, 87 of its hydro-
carbon and 78 |M*r cent, of its fat is
digestible. In makini' up a ration,
therefore, attention must be had,
not only to the composition ot a
stufl (as shown by analysis), but
also to its digestibility. ‘ Tables of
composition and digestibility of the
more common kinds of food «nd tor-
age are given in a little Imok called
“Farmer’s Animal Handbook,” pub-
Imbed by D. Appleton & Co., New
York, which every farmer would
find useful and convenient to have.
(Ibis is gratuitous advertising, giv
en without tbe knowledge of said
publishers). In making up the ra
tion for an animal, the proper pro
portions of the three ingredients
mentioned above can be secured
qniy by mixing two or more foods
in certain proportions. No single
food contains them exactly in pto-
per proportions, though some ap
proximate it nearer than others. If
any one of the three be present in a
ration in excess of tbe amount call
ed (or, it will be appropriated by
the animal, and will, therefore, be
practically lost. A question of
economy is, therefore, largely in
volved. Our object now is to call
attention to it to get our readers to
think about the matter. At some
future time we hope to give several
rations properly proportioned, and
made up of the foods and forages
generally found on Southern farms.
Hie work ot the year is about fin
ished. Would it not be well to bal-
ance accounts and see whether we
have made or lost T We hope ail
"ill fiud the balance ou the right
side of the ledger. If any are
unfortunate as tube in debt, we
hope they will find themselves near-
et out than they were a year ago ;
and, inspired with Iresh hope, will
enjoy the happy re unions of the
approaching Christmas. To one
and all the writer sends his warm
est greetings.
The Deadly Cigarette.
The bill offered in the legisla
ture, to prohibit the sale of cigg,;-.
ettes to persons under 15 is a good
move.
have no words sufficiently
strong to express our condemnation
ot the cigarette habit among the
siliy unfortunates whose health and
usefulness are being injured for all
time by this curse to the youth of
the country; and we never meet a
boy puffing away at the vile thing
without regretting that sotije law
could not chuck this crime. Bar
ents might do something in this way
it they would make the eflbrt,
though it is possible that they do
not know ot the habit their sons
have formed, but no parent is doing
Lis duty to a so i under his control,
it he al ows him to smoke cigarettes.
1 he medical fraternity, almost e/t
mastte avei that the habit is a sin
no less against the mmd than the
body. It dwarfs and weakens in
loth particulars, and the boy who
smokes cigarettes will never be the
man in physique or mind he wpuld
otherwise have been, t^ome doctors
flippantly say that cigarettes do n jt
atfect the bra:u because no boy
with a brain will use the stufl, but
that is al! wrong. It is very true
that all the brainless boys siuoke.
l»ut so do many others who have
brains ; and it is for these we plead.
Smoking is a manly accomplish
ment tu their own eyes, and to look
manly they commit a stupid crime
against their own welfare, and will
regret when too late that mother or
lather did not step in, an i with
parental authority stop the practice
even though it necessitated an oc
casional visit to the traditional back
shed and o casionally-used strap.
Stop cigarette smoking and don't
wait tor legislation to do it lor
you.—Watchman and Southron.
The New Letter Sheets.
'1 he Postoffice here has at last
been supplied with the new letter
sheet envelopes issued by the de
partment several mouths ago Let
ter writers will find the new inven
tion of great convenience for carry
ing ou short coirespi udeuce. It
consists of a sheet of paper and en-
velojie and & stamp combined, and
after being written upon can bp
folded, sealed and sent to any part
of the country just the same as or
dinary letter The sheet is made
of smooth white paper, one side of
which is left blank with a space six
inches wt le by nine inches long
upon which to write The top and
sides are guniiiyed for folding and
sealing, and are |»erforated near the
edges, so that it can be easily open
ed without tearing the writing. On
tbe reverse side, near the left hand
corner, at tne top, are tbe words,
“If not delivered in ten days, tbe
postmaster will pleasd return to.”
In the centie is a very neat design
with tbe following inscription:
‘‘United States Letter Envelope.”
The right hand corner contains a
twp-ceut stamp, engraved with tbe
vignette of Gen. Grant. The print
ing is done in green ink and the
sheet, when properly folded, is very
neat and attractive. The new let
ter sheets are now ou tale at the
Postoflice, They are sold singly at
3 cents apiece, or in pads of 25, 50
and 100 sheets, costing respectively
58 cents, 81.15 and 82.30.
JOB Httf
Ourjob dvpariimijl i»*up| lic«i wiib vver^
faciliiy necessary to enal>i« ti» to oompt'V
bmh m toprice kinlqimlfcy ol work, *ilb
those »Mhe cities, npJ wr gueisntte istis.
faction in every asrtieularoi ebarg* teiLik;
for our work. We err always prrysr.u le
fillorJerrai short muire lor Blanks, Rif
Heads, Letter Heads, Curds, Peed Rills
Poster*. Circular*. I’*»pbl*l». A*.
All job *ork tiiusi b* paid tor
Gash on Delivery-
“Something to Read.’’
Every season has its special em
ployments and pleasures. Daring
w inter, however, it is sometimes a
serious question to determine what
is to lie done with the long even-
bigs, when it is more comfortable to
be in doors. At every fireside there
ought to be provided some means
tot interesting and profitable em
p!o.\ ment. There is no better plan
by which to gain this end tluwi by
being provided with good reading
matter. Good books are a man’s
best friends, always near and lull of
interesting companionship suited to
his every mood imd condition. No
matter how far ho may lie removed
from human uyuipatby andcompau-
iiauionship, it be has the right
books at hand, he has access to the
con;puny of the best and noblest of
earth in the thoughts they have
given tbe world. Every one ought
to have a course of reading mapped
out aud read every day. To read
promiscuously anything and every
thing that conies in one’s way is
not the best plan. To profit by
reading one must read tho best and
read it every day. No matter how
busy he may he he can always t)nd
a few minutes each day for leading,
which is so much gained in furnish
ing wtiolesome food for thought
"hen engaged in manual labor.
Booke are so plentiful and cheap
that there can be no excuse tor not
having them in every home.
A course of reading known as the
“Chautauqua Literary aud Scien
tific Circle,” fillathis need exactly.
It is designed to give the reader an
equivalent in English tor a regular
college course. Those who have
never been to college and those
who but want a review, will each
find, in ttiis course, the thing best
adapted to his wants. It includes
history, literature, science aud lan
guage. Extra courses are also pro
vided for those who desire a special
line of study. Thousands of per
sons al! over the land are now read
ing this course, and all have found
it full of blessing and pleasure. It
is especially adapted to those who
are busily engaged in other^ than
literary poisuits. Housekeepers,
farmers, mechanics, clerks, mer
chants, persons in every avocation
can find plenty of time to take this
spare-minute course. Little things
make the aggregate of. all lile’s
werk. A few minutes each day
given to careful, judicious reading,
will greatly enrich the whole life.
No man or woman, not even the bu
siest, ca’i plead a want of time. Jt
is arranged specially for busy peo >
ide. Those whose work confines
them ro a monotonous routine will
find test and comfort in such apian
lor reading. The time spent wait
ing for meals, or m the evening
when the day’s work is ended, can
be used with great profit. Persons
living in the country, who are forc
ed to depend on themselves lor
mental improvement aud pleasure
will find this course .<n inestimable
boon. Whole/amilies may read to
gether and thus have a common in
terest and source of pleasure. In
any town or community several
persons may unite aud form a Lo
cal Circle, which will afford an op
portunity for social as well as men
tal enjoyment. But the great ma
jority of those who take this course
read alone, ami they all claim that
the benefits derived ar« more than
they can tell. Tbe advantages are
the same whether you are a mem
ber of a circle or not. The coarse
of reading is tour years, of nine
months each. At the close ot each
year there will be a written exam
ination, ami at the close of Irnr
years diplomas will he given All
the books and literature for one
year cost not more than eigl^t dol
lars. The (looks can be bought it
one time or as they ere needed. This
places grand possibilities within
reach of all the jieople.
The object of this article is to call
the attention of the people-the
busy housekee|iers, farmers,' me
cbanics, merchants, as well as pro-'J
fessional men—of this fair South
land ot ours, to this college of home
study. For you it has been provid
ed, Some of the greatest aud treat
men qf this land are directing it,
not to make money, but to place an
education within reach of the mas
se». Dr. Jas H. Carlisle, President
of Woftord College, Spartanburg,
S. C., is one of the number, aud be
endorses it beartily. It is endors
ed by Rev. Geo B. Eager, of Mo
bile, Ala., Rev. Dr. M. B. DeWitt,
of Nashville, Tenn., Messrs. Webb,
of the famous Webb School; Bell-
buckle, Tenn., aud hundreds of olh
ers of tbe ablest preachers and best
educators of tbe land. This is cer
taiuly sufficient endorsement to
give every one confidence in this
work. Let no one push aside this
which offers so much good to him
self, to bis home and to bis country.
I will take pleasure iu giving fur
ther information ou this subject to
any who may desire h, aud who
will Send me tbeir names and post-
office addresses to Fayetteville,
Tenn. J. H. Warren.
An army of worms, gnawing,
gnawing, night and day, eating tbe
vitals away, is frequently tbe cause
of couvulsiou aud tits. Sbriner’s
Indian Vermifuge is tbe remedy.
The Two Lost Creeks.
• (From the Horry Herald.)
Some useless ami perbafMi hurtful
discussion has been indulged bv
some papers resjiectiug tbe location
ol these creeks. An Engineer appli
ed to Col. Aiken for information as
to their location aud his reply was
partly humorous and partly satlri
cal, but showing an utter ignor
ance of the topography ot sections
ot the lower coqnties.
lie reflected, we thought, rather
heavily and uuueeeaarily upon the
Congressman procuring their inclu
sion iu me order for examination
ami survey. It might De well to he
thoroughly informed as to the qtili
ly ami h -i.efit to a community, the
improvement of any particular
stream pr<>u,ises, before iinpeuohiug
(ho motive of a compeer.
If wo are eo-rectly informed, the
insertion of these streams iu the or
der for examination *tt»don©at the
suggestion of Capt. Daggett, who is
familiar with ail tho n reams, bow-
® v ’^. au( l insignificant, in
Williamsburg, Georgetown, and
Horry cqqntiea. At our request he
has furnished the following auth
eutie statement of the reasons iu-
fluenciug him in suggesting to the
Congressman of the G:U District
the inclusion ot these two streams
in the order for examination and
survey :
J he application for examination
of Mingo anj Clark’s creeks was
made by request of citizens doing
business on those streams.
Mingo creek is properly an east
eru branch of Black river. It pas
ses through productive sections of
both \\ illiamsburg un<l
town counties and has sufficient ex
ports (in its present condition) to
support one steamer and soveial
lighters. It is a tide water stieam
audhasuino feet of water thirty
miles above its . mouth. The work
desired to facilitate navigation is
the removal of sunken logs and cut
ting away overhanging Uees.
Clark’s creek is properly the low
er month of Ly nch's river. When
the Pee Dee river is tall, i^s waters
run up Lynch.’© river about three
miles, filling its n.ou’h with the
drill wood coming down the JYe
Dee and thus renders it very difli
cult ;o bring anything out ot
Lynch’s river. The waters of
L>Lch’s river find an outlet through
ClaikV creek.
Thousands of sticks of ton timber
are often detained iu Lynch’s river
until tlie water is backed up sulli
cieutly for it to pass through a cut
that baa been made by private
pal ties into Silow’s Lake aud tiom
that through Clark’s creek into the
Pee Dee. Tbe naval stores and cot
ton of that section have to wait the
same opportunity, or be wagoned
several wiles to the river.
The lumber uud mill men ol Wil-
liamshurg, Georgetown, and Horry,
and tbe naval store men ot Lynch’s
river, asked to have these streams
improved, ami at their solicitation,
1 did make the application to the
representative of the (irii District
to b »ve them included in the order
for examination and survey . Ole-
• margarine may not be u good brain
food.
Respect/ujly,
Thus. W. Daggett.
It would appear liom the above
statement of Capt. Daggett that
the improvement of these streams
wid be as beneficial uud advan
tageous to the citizens on and near
the streams, as the expenditure of
any like sum ou any 'other stream.
Tools ami Repairs.
It must be a very bungling farm
er who cannot affoid to have from
810 to 825 worth ot shop tools and
a good place to keep and use them.
The interest on si ch an investment
will be less than it may cost to
make a single trip to the village to
get some small hut vety iudispen
sable repairing done when harvest
is drjving, and (lerhaps several men
waiting *r,b nothing to do but to
figure up how much they will gel
for the time they are idle. Some
men have very little faculty in the
use of tools, but if there are two or
three boy s in the family there will
probably be at least one that will
learn to use touts, it he can have
them to use. Unless we lived very-
near a shop we should about as
soon think of trying to get along
without a plow or cultivator as to
get along without a good hammer
and monkey wrench, and yet until
mowing machines came into general
use aud wrenches were put iu as a
part of the outfit by the manufac
turer monkey-wrenches were quite
rarely lonud on (arms. An old pair
of broken jawed pinch* rs wete Le-
qncut'y the nearest approach to^a«
wrench when a nut needed to be
taken ott tor putting a new point to
the plo*. We know this for w©
have bad our fingers pinched many
times trying to do just this tbiug,
before good wrenches became com
mon. No farm outfit is complete
without two or three saws, a claw
hammer, a hatchet, a square, some
planes, a set of bits and a bit-stock,
screw driver, a few gimlets, um Is,
punches, files of different shapes
and sizes, two or three chisels, a
mallet aud a good woik bench with
1 vise at’ached.— Luliitator.
Capturing the Crowd.
[From the BuflV.o Time*.]
Once, during the days of his
early snuggles, Booth was “ban.
storming” down in Virginia, at a
place called Lee’s Landing. The
improvised theatre was a tobacco
warehouse, and it was crowded by
the planters for miles around. Booth
and his companions had arranged
to take the weekly steamer, ex
pected to call late ut Light, aud
between the acts were busy pack-
Dig up. The play was “The A*er-
chant of Venice, ' and M»ev were
just going on for the tnal scene
when they heard a whistle and the
manager came running in to say
that the steamer had arrived mid
would leave again in ten minutes.
As that y,as their only chance for
a week ol getting away, they were
iu a terrible quandary.
“If we explain matters, said the
manager, “they w!i| think they are
being cheated and we shall havo a
.ree fight. 1'ne only thing is for
you fellows to get up some sort of
natural like impromptu ending for
the pu ce and ring down the curtain
Go right ahead, ladies and gentle
men, ami take your cue from Nod
here, uud he hqtried away to get
the luggage abomd.
Ned, ol course, was Bassanio, and
he resolved to rely on the ignorance
of the Viigiu.uus of tfiosd days to
pull him through all light. So
when old George Buggies, wh.
was doing Shy lock, began to shai-
pen his knife on his hoot. Booth
walked straight up to him and
solemnly 8 ^j,|.
“\on are bound to have the flesh,
are you *
gles^ 011 ^ >0Ur life ^ KaitJ 1{ug ‘
-Now, ru raakp ouo olore
ofler,” continued Booth: “In ad
ditiou to this big bag of ducats I’ll
throw iq two kegs of niggerhead
terbaok, a shotgun and two of the
best coon dog* jn ih 0 S| 14 t e ”
“Im blamed if I don’t do it J” re
sponded Shy lock, hiuob to the ap
probation of the andicuca. who were
tobacco raisers and coon hunters
to a man.
“And to show that there’s no ill
leeung,” put in Poitia, “We’ll wind
up with a Virginny reel.”
''hen they got ou board the
fS ‘ captain, who had wit
Messed the conclusion ol the plav.
remarked: ’
“IM like to see the whole of that
iv'.V. gentlemen. I’m blamed if I
thought that fellow Shakespeare
"ad so niLch Mm,, iu him.”
Mrs.t’obb the Procuress ofPai’dous.
Mrs. Cobb performed an impor
riMJtpait in the administration of
f idsuleut Johnson, as a procuress
ol pat dons (or ex-Contedemies, who
d.sirqd to be restored to the rights
ot citizenship. Hlie was a remark
ably well formed, bright ey ed, pret
t,\ ittle woman, who had acquired
great influence over President John
sou, and it became a matter of no
toriety that she was obtaining par
dons from him for a pecuniary con
sideration Secretary Stanton, who
was then at swords’ points with
Mr. Johnson, undertook, with the
aid of his chief detective, L. O. Ba
ker, to i ufrup Mrs. Cobh, and
expose her relations with the Pres
idem. A detective named Hines
was instructed to personate Uapi.
Howell, formerly of the Confederate
army, and as such tie applied to
Mrs. Col»b for a paidon. He die tv-
up a petition, stating his services iu
the Confederate army, his subse
queiif jui prison me nt and Ills escape
to Canada. This he signed Clar
ence J. Ho well, and swore to be
fore a magistrate. After reading
it Mrs. Cobb agreed, for S300, to
obtain his pardon. 8100 down, and
the balance when the pardon was
obtained. The money was paid her
in marked bids, and she was
then arrested Her examination
was fully reported, and the facts
were made public. President Jobu-
hou was very angry, but could do
nothing.
Automatic boxes are being attach
ed to the lamp posts iu New York
am* Brooklyn to supply the public
with postage stamps, postal cards,
a pencil and postal letters envelopes
At any hour of the day or night a
citizen may go to one of these box
es aud drop a penny into it, when
there will appear a postal card aud
a pencil with which to write a let
ter. It he baa a letter already writ
ten and merely wahts a poeta!stamp
to mull it, be may drop ta-q’peiiuies
into the box,' at which, presto, a
two-ceor stamp will Come outot the
t*ox. Ihese convenient boxes are
already iu use in Loudon. The box-
ea iu Brooklyn arc an improvement
on tbdse in London. They look like
writing-desks, and are seventy five
inches high by seveute* n inclns
deep. Each box is divided into
several drawers—one for stamps,
one tor postal cards, one for stamp
ed euvclo|ies and one for letter pa
per. There is a slot lor dropping a
coin over each drawer. When the
1'ioper coin drops in it sets in mo :
Hoy a hit of machinery which push
es out the article wanted. No oue
has to stand by the box to guard it.
It is a complete business man iu
itself.
An Afticient rublic Officer.
Mr. A. C. Jones, who has filled mg
well the position of ehiet clerk to'
the Secretary of Slate under Capt.
J. N. Lipscomb, yesterday turned
over the place to Capt U- K. Brooks
who has been appointed to the
place by Secretary Leituer. The
signal ability and fidelity- with
which .Mr. Jones has dinchtuged
the responsible duties of the office
w here fully recognized by Colonel
Leituer, who desired him to retain
the place during the present term,
but Mr. Jones’s business engage
ments at Newberry compelled him
to decline the ofler, aud he retires
with a record as a public offi cer to
which any young man may well
point with just pride.—Colvmbic,
Register, Dec. 3rd 1 '
A Yankee Yarn.
Ten years ago Mrs. Ada Maitiu,
of Brunson, Michigan, broke her
left leg and paialy sis of the limb
and loss cf speech follow ed. Foi 1
sogie years past site found pleasure
in making crazy quilts, soadiug to
eminent persons lor bits ot cloth
for the patches. Among others she
sent to President Cleveland, who
sent a patch and a mutt letter. Mr*
Martin received the letter and war:
so pleased that she attempted U!
rise, ai d in so doing knocked her
sou’s revolver * tl ot a stand near
by. The pistol was fired by tbe fall,
tho ball passed through Mm- Mar
tin’s paralyzed leg, tho shock re
stored her speech, mid apparuntly
the leg will be all right again after
the pistol shot wound heals.
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The Austin Statexman lies on our
de.'k. One of the editors is Col.
John J Daigau, ot South Carolina,
who recently left the State to gc
upon its staff We take preui
pleasure iu placing it on onr ex
change list, the more especially is
we expect to see iu its eolnmni
some very strong tariff papers tron!
Col. Ijargan.’s trenchant and vig'-
crons pen. He is us iwtrepid as b6
is sincere, as 'courageous' alt, ho is
honorable and high-minded, am!
the Statesman has been fortunate to
secure his services.—GeorgeUnet,
Enquirer. ‘ " ■*
A Trifle too Tight.
A yoviig man had his girl out
carriage riding the other evening,
and the horfeMook fright and iar.
away. In turning a corner the vet
hi le overturned, aud the you'<g
lady was pinned to the earth, the
body of the carriage lying heavily
across her wt ist. She was render'*
ed unceusci* us. When she was re
leased from Jhcr perilous situation
she slowly opened her eyes as ooii-
sciousuess returned, and faintly
gas|ied : “Don’t—squeeze—-me—t>c
baid —next-time—John.” ’ "'
Great Luck.
“What jock did you have, dear V'
asked his «i ite as he returned home
from a day’s fishing.
‘ Splendid,” he said ; “just look
at them.”
Cpolling his basket he displayed
a lot of sausages.
The butcher had mixed those bask
ets up.
"The Baud Still I’laya’’
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And every day makes the faith of
the people stronger in the power off
Caltsay’a Tonic. When trom every
side praise, nothing but praise,
pours iu upeu its virtues and ster
lir.g character, no one can ref raid
from believing in ^Greenville Cham
pion Tonic. Head a lew spontan
eous comments upon the medicines.
Here is an extract:
Ridoevtlle, 8. C., Aug 29, ’83.
Dr. Westmoreland—Dear Sir: You
will p’ease send me two bottles of
your Calisaya Tonic. The bottfe
you gave me has given satisfaction
beyond.my expectation. • * Hop
ing yon very great succesa ‘With
your Tonic
1 am very truly your,
w! B. way, m. d.
Good Results in Every Case.
D, A. Bradford, wholesale paper
dealer ol Chattano ga,Teun., writes
that he was seriously afflicted with
a severe cold that settled on bi«
Iuncs: had tried many remedies
without benefit. Being induced to
try Dr. Rjiug^ New Discovery for
Consamptio'Y-did so and w»s en
tirely cured by use of a few bottles.
Sim-e Which time he has used it in
bis family for all Coughs aud Colds
with best results. This is tbe ex
perience of thousands whose livek
have beau saved by this Wonder
ful Discovery. Trial bottle free at
Willcox Jc Co’s. Drug Store.
Startling Bat True.
Wills Point, Tkjus, Decern-
bet 1, 1885’''Alter suffering for
more than three years with lililftifh
of the throat aud lungfi, t fokr* sb
low last spring I was entirely ail-
fible to do anything, aud my cough
was so b’Ad I' scarcely slept any at
night. My Diuggist, Mr. H. F.
Goodnight, scut me • liul buttle of
Dr. Bvwatiku’s Cough and Lunk
8\ tup. 11omul relief, and after
using six 81.00 bottles, Iwae eih
tirelv cured. J. Al. Wildeu. SWfd
by Willcox * Co. ‘ T
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