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THE DARLINGTON NEWS.
THUttSDAV.OUT. 7, 1886
H EX BY T. THOMPSON
EDITOR-
WHY ARE OUE PERU LI ZEES ANA-
ALYZEDBY THE AGRItTJLTUEAL
DEPARTMENT APTPB THEY ARE
PUT IH THE GROUND?
The flUtemeot has been made
that the fertilisers oaed by oar far
mers are aaalysed by the Agiical-
tarsl Department after they are pat
in the groand Istbis statement true?
It is. Since this tact is admitted to
be trae, it might appear onless a
good reason can be assigned for it
that this state of affairs arises from
iDoom pet eoce or neglect on the part
of the Department Is there a good
reason for this? Let the reader
follow as carefully for a moment
and we thinV be will agree with ns
that there Is.
Samples ef fertilisers can be
drawn for analysis only in one of
two way*: first, at the Company’s
works or, secondly in the country
after they they have reached the
eoaeaarar. If these samples were
taken at the works, the protection
songht to be given to eoosemers by
the analysis woald not be accomplish
eibeeeaae it woald be easy for the
ifaetarers to pick oat their very
I samples for analysis, and these
samples might not trniy represent
the qaattty ef the wares which they
]f,ea the other head the samples
ita the eoeetry after the
» delivered to the
i they ate eat ef the reach of
the maaefaetorer and it is heyead
his power to alter or change them
in anyway. The DepartSMut has
therefore panned the latter plan.
The manafaetaren do not even
know where these samples will be
taken. They may be drawn at Oreen-
viHs or Beaufort, Darliuglon or
Edgefield. In order, therefore, to
prove that hie fertilisers are what
they claim to be, the manufacturer
most send the same quality to every
point within the State. As soon as
the Department Inspector draws
the sample be nnmben it and ex
presses it to the Commissioner of
Agricaltare, who delivers it to the
Chemist of the Department for aa
aiysia. The chemist is told what
iogredieots the fertiliser is claimed
to contain, and no other informa
tion oonoerniog the sample ia given
him. He does not know the brand
or who the manufacturer is. He
autos the analysis aaqniekly as
psssliils and reports the resalt te
the Commissioner by the somber of
the sample. The CommiasioBer
ipares this with the maaataetor
it, which the law re
gains shall be stomped on every
seek for the taformatmo of the eon
r, and he is tbas able to tell at
whether the maaofaetar
st is what it has been
I to ha. These analysis
i pahhshsd monthly in the De-
i reports, N,000 to *,000 co
pies of which arj dietribated, and
with them the raaonfaotnrer’s state-
, an that parahaasrs saa i
whether or not the
amaafaetaiars have sold what they
to he selling. If the D»
lysed for him.
When the Depertamnt began its
work there was a large camber of
dealers who shipped smalljots of
fertilizers every season, and they
were almost always found to be
fraudulent. The sales are now prac
ticatly confined to reliable manufac
tures, who are responsible for what
they goarantee. Can it lie aaid then
that the Department baa afforded
no protection to tbe consumers ot
fertilizers? la there nets good
reason why onr fertilizers are ana
lyzed after they are in the ground f
Darlington County is free from
debt, but sbe is not tbe only county
ia tbe State which is in that pleas
ant condition. The other counties,
as appears from the report of the
Comptroller-General, are Abbeville,
Aiken. Fairfield, Geort*etowu, Lex
ington, Richland, Snmter ami Wil
liamsburg.
Since the last issue ot the Nkwb,
the Editor and his foremaa have
both been qaite sick. To this cause
most be attributed any deterioration
which onr readers may perceive in
the present
“Farmer” Tillman to the “News ”
Editor Darliftoa Ufaes t
la yoar report of tbe ametiag at
Lydia are several inacearaeiea and
some omissions which I regret,
but which yaa of coarse could not
help, and dM not intend as misrep
resentations. The report was evi
deatij intended to be fair, and I
eo oeaBder U. hot while I shall not
take the tree ole to correct several
might have hern numbered.
Tbe Agricultural department has
come in for a toll share ot Hr.
Tillman’s wrath and vengeance.
And when a geutleiuau connected
with the Department rises to de-
end himse f, be is a dog. black
guard, Ac Ac.
1 hope Mr. Til man does’nt deny
writing to Capt. Coker about tbe
office ot Governor. I think bis ef-
ort to make Governors bad better
be left out. • Be abases the Demo*
cratic party fiom the beau to tbe
Vail, and yet we fiud him in Coium-
jia using bis influence to reuom
uate Gov. Hueppard a highly re
s|»ected gentleman, lawyer aud
politician At the same time he is
denoniieiug lawy^rsaud politicians.
Mr. Tillman kicks every body w ho
differs with him, but if yon kick
baek, you are iu danger of tHog
murdered if tbe law would allow it.
The cry of persecati.ms is raised
and the issue is obscured.
1 hope you will publish hia letter
to Maj. Ransom and let us all know
what kind of uiau ia Dying to lead
ns. I am heart aud suui iu any
tbinx to better onr farming interest,
bnt I cant follow in the lead of such
an extreme mau as Mr. TiUman.
I am anxions to know whi> re
ported the awful surrounding* iu
onr county. Tbjug* are not half aa
bad as reported aud could lies great
deal worse. E. w Cannon.
Fanner Tillman Gives Mr. Ransom a
Piece of His Mind.
shall attack them aa bring untrae
1 desire toast myself right oa oae
point.
Year repart waa us follows:
“Here the speaker read tbe names
of the Board of visitors of tbe col
lege, iutepolating as before. On
reading tbe first name, Wade
Hampton—be added: God bless
his old sonl what does he know
about farming f” This has the ap
pearauceof flippancy and of disre
spect What I really said and
meant was just tho reverse—my
words were “God bless his old soul.
I believe be will always do what be
thinks is right and besi; but he is
a planter who once owned large
landed propeity aud hired over
seers, and he knows jo more shout
farming, if as muoh as the rest of
os.’’
I have tbe highest respect aud
admiration tor Senator Hampton
aud I deem it only just to myself to
correct any statement wbieb woald
show to tbe contrary in even the
remotest degree.
Respectfully,
B. R. Tillman.
test deficiency ia any essential In
gredient, the brand aodefieieat, end
tbe ingredients it con tains, wbetb
aauaoeia or phosphoric
, ate printed hi italics by the
Aathe ram plea are net drawn aa-
tUtbafertNiaan have beea shipped
inad aa the fertilisers
aed aeon after ship-
It ia impossible to complete
aaalyMs aatil after the fertili
aaa ia the groaud. By this
Mmethan tha former has already oea
tha staff aad ha has aa redress!
Yea, be ham Tbe pabheodoa af the
ifehagaa ia April aad cm
efeoarae, bo former woald pay for
fiartiHsera that the Department has
praaoaaoed fraodolent la order to
fores the manafoctarere te
Mlj what they gasraate
broad (band deficient, no matter
haw Might, ia printed in italics. Tbe
sow has been found,
of trial, to be iu all re-
moet satisfactory.
In addition ta tbe official sam
ples drawn by the Inspectors, tbe
Depart want will analyse, without
|a by formers ia tbe State, and the
Departmeatkaa advised all farmers
Id draw a sample of their fertilisers
; when toy are porehaaed aad ship
ilia theOommiaMoaer, aad, after
the eanaan leaver, if tbe flamer has
reafloo to believe that ha has been
impeoed spaa by the Company, ha
baa ealj to notify the
The “News" to "Farmer” Tillman.
Darlington, 8. C., Got. 5, ’80.
Copt. B R. Tillman, Hamburg,
8.01
Drab Bn: Severe indisposition
has prevented me from sooner an
swering yoar letter of the 27th ult
I am glad yoa think that my ie-
port of tbe Lydia meeting was writ
ten in a spirit of fairness; I cei tain-
ly intended it to be so. As I told
yoa at Lydia, If there ia any point
in my report where I may have in
advertently given a wrong impres
sion of what yea anld, it will afford
me pleesare to correct it frankly in
the eolomoa of the Nbws.' So you
will iod yoar letter oa tbe aubjeot
of yoar remarks about Gov. Hump
ton in this istoe ot tbe paper.
While I think yoa are right in
aayiag that yoar expression, “God
blew his old anal,* was followed by
praise of Governor Hampton, aud
while I do not agree with yua as to
yoar recoHeetioa of the dosing
words is yoar amteuee, yet I would
say that yoa dkl not leave on my
iod or 1 think oa that of any one
_ resent tbe impreasioa that yoa in
tended to be dtmespeottul to Gov
Hampton. If he had beea
he weald have laughed
with the net ef oa; there was not
eae word at which he could have
taken dfeaea.
Tbe reason why I did not take
down yoar praise ot Governor
Hampton ia beeanse, as yon know,
I stenographer, and I note
only what I eoasider the Important
a of aa address—I did net
yoar praise of Governor
Hampton of say poblie importance
ia ecaneetisa with the aatyeet yoa
aMtag, ae I have never
heard of year over having said any
thing agatom him, and, an tbe co
in qaaatkm, yea eertaini)
did act
the acme rwmen, (that is, be-
I am not a etonograpber) I
groat that I made many other omis-
aioos ia yoar Lydia speech, bat I
do ant think yoa will find them to
Ions of importauce. I do
not grant that there were errors,
bat, I am open to conviction, and,
if you ever have occasion to point
them oat to me, I will, if I perceive
them, correct them as promtly as
I did the omission in thie case,
which yoa think oaased a wrong
oonstractioa to be placed on what
yoa said.
Very respectfully,
HbnryT. Thompson.
“Farmer” Tillman
Hartaviile, Oct 4 1884.
Editor DarUmjton Amrt :
I sent yoa a oommanieation too
late for last week's lesne, sod as
; roar editorial stole nearly alt my
hander I will withdraw it. Bat
perhaps it is beet for me that it was
oo late Judging from Mr. Tillmans
letter to Maj. Ransom. Aa 1 am a
le larger than tbe Maf. my days
To iko Editor of The Newt am:
Courier: The Weekly Newt am
Courier ot September 22 brought
me yesterday bnigd^lHied com
muuicatiou concerning (be Joynes
alter, which I mailed to yon on
tbe 28th of August, end which was
not pnlrfisbed sooner, I sappoae, be
csose of the eartbqeake. It also
contained Major Runsom’s ‘‘rejoin
der” thereto. There ia an old say
ing; that “It is tbe dog who is bH
that bowls,” and from tbe way the
Major bowls it seem 1 did not miss
my aim. Thera is another raying
that “Only the truth hurts,” sod *s
my assailant is evidently struck in
a vital place my accusation may
be considered as proven.
Since this agitation began I have
been attacked by men ol all kinds
aud calibres. Major Kausom is the
first and only Hessian with whom
1 have crossed a" ords. 1 cballeu
ged him to attack me o|ieniy am
like a mao, with argument* am
facta, not aa correspondent of the
Augusts Chronicle. The answer ia
characteristic of him aud only ex
cites pity aud contempt rat her than
anger. 1 expected him to get angry
and to hit back, but 1 did not sup
poae he would so far lose his seif
control. Accusing me without rea
son of being, “obsliuate,” and un
able to understand a “polite” insult,
be descends from tbe level ot tln-
“geutlemau” to that n| tite black
guard, and alter having unptovok-
ed, nod as the aggre>sor, charged
me with saying what was “untrue,”
uow says 1, “in his opinion, lied ”
lo what school of getitili'y did
this matt graduate f He accusi s
me of “swaggering bravado,’ and
apologizes to your readers for the
“col urn us of billingsgate” be pre
tends to believe 1 will seud back.
He might have spared himself the
trouble. I never quarrel aud 1
shall not descend into tbe gutter to
throw mud with him, or emulate
bis dirty language. I am as much
Above such a thing as I am uow
above him A few years ago my
reply would have beeu a challenge,
but it is now no longer eituer safe
or honorable to fight duels in South
Oarolina, and Major Ransom knows
it This is shown by his saying I
would “come back with a few col
umns of billiugsgate.” Safely, at a
distauce, he writes what be would
not dare speak, strikes the assas
sin’* blow, hope* to thus get op a
cheap reputation for braveiy st tny
expeuse, assumes the attitude of a
bully, uses tbe language of a fish
wife, and then prates about “ears
polite” and being a “gentleman !”
“The grand old name of gentleman,
soiled by alt ignob e use, and de
famed of every charlatan,” can
never bs applied to such aa be.
His thin veneeriagofoutward polish
has palled off at tbe flrat shock,
aad tbe bravado and Maokgaanl
stand revealed in all their hideous
deformity.
Bat some oae will ssy, “Go to
Oolambia and tight him.” Here
again, he has tbe advst tsge Phys
fesllv he Is not my equal, and 1
wnuid as soon strike a woman,
w hile, should I leave b uae to seek
a quarrel with him and use arms
to pet us ou an vqa*litv, If 1 killed
him it woald bs marder, tbe law
presamtag motive; while, If be
killed me, It wooM be Justifiable
homicide—ia tbe eyee of the law.
That, hedged in oo all sides, be
makes an unprovoked assault oa
me in tbe Chronicle, sad when 1 tell
him he is a mercenary scribbler
who is fighting to keep his clerk
ship and earn bis salary, he cao
only find ooura e euougb to say I
“lied” on Prof. Joynes. He doesn’t
Sven deny tbe damning accusation
against himself, but leaves his own
character undefended to give it as
his “opinion” that 1 “lied” when 1
made too statement about lertili
zers. While his own disinterested
ness sod manliness are called in
question, he can only tight tor tbe
dear department of agricaltare,
flrom which be gets bis “potatoes,”
and ia very intent on getting bis
“iasiuuattous” down to the “level
of my oomprabensfoa.” He is so
innoseot that < ne woald suppose be
bad aever oast any “iasmuatious.*
Has he forgotten writing this to the
GkronieU: “it is reported that
Governor Sheppard waa not Mr.
Tillman’s first choice, and that he
wrote to Ool. (Joker offering if be
woald endorse tbe farmers’ move
meat to taru over to him the keys
of the State House.” This aod
other “iosiaaations” of like Mature
were written solely to create the
mpression that I waa as fall of
vauity aud self-importance as he
claims to be of “gentility.”
But why should this doughty
warrior go oat of his way to defend
Prof. Joy nes or give any ‘ opinion”
as to which of ns be believed? The
matter did not concern him, and is
a small thing at best. Prof Joynes
can take care of himself, and these
persistent personal assaults from
the members of tbe board of agri
caltare, then tbe commissiooer, and
unw from the clerk, can only be ex
plained upontbe ground that they
are intended to divert attention
from the real point at issue and to
draw me off from exposing tbe
incompetence and extravagance
which have characteriaed tbe man
agement of the department of agri
cultare. “The cuttle fish wbsu at
tacked ejecta an inky fluid which
clonds water and nnder cover of
which it escapes” Tbe sgricnl-
toral bureau ia a cattle-fish with
ita tea tool ea ia oar farmers' pockets
sacking429g000 s year, and doing
what? Tbs “bumble tail” of that
department may tell us,*aod it may
not, bat oo amount of hia “iaky
fluid,” do amount of “opinions’’ as
to whether Prof. Joynes or I have
“lied,” shall deter me from my
purpose or make me cease my at
tacks.
The auusafi meat ia the depart
meat of agricaltara is only a speci
men. The State Govern meot is
ran ou the same principle. The
taxes lor State purposes were 4320,-
000 more is 1885 than in 1880, and
yet we are told that tbe Govern
ment has been wisely aod economic
ally administered, that there are
no useless officers, no excessive
salaries, an waste or extravagance,
no “Democratic imbecility* or tack
of atetasaMoehipk
Oh I no, everything is lovely to
the men who spend the taxes, and
tbs Columbia Ring may set some
other Hessian on me to “give it as
bis opinion that I have lied.” I
am not relying on Prof. Joynes now,
bnt the comptroller general’s re
ports, and I am willing to be called
liar in tbe papers several times by
sacb swashbucklers ss Major Ran
som just to get this one idea fixed
iu tbe miuds of the people. Tbe
poverty-stricken, debt enslaved, tax
ridden farmers are ortcauizing
From tbe mountains to the sea tbe
clans are gathering, ami we will
“meet” the oligarchy “at Pnilippi.”
B. R. Tillman.
RopePs, 8 0., Sept. 25, 1886.
A Hopeless Minority.
Among tbe Rev. Henry Ward
Beecher’s many accomplishments
not the least is his ability as a story
teller To much amused list* tiers
be recently told this one about a
New York drummer. A typical
‘ knight of tbe gripsack” was de
tained at a small towu iu western
New York awhile ago where a re
vival meeting was iu progress. He
had met a party of convivial (riends
during his stay there, and bad what
is popularly known as “a load on.”
Nevertheless he drifted into tbe re
vival meeting aud took a seat well
up iu trout. It was rather close iu
the church aud the warm air was
conducive to sleep. Tbe drummer
yielded to tbe drowsy god, and,
after nodding a little, sauk into a
profound slumber aud slept through
the miuister’a rather long aud dry
discourse. The audience sacg a
hymn and tbe drummer slept on.
Then tbe evangelist began bis ad
diess, aod wound up hia fervid ap
peal with this request:
“Will all of you who want to go
to heaven please rise I”
Every one in tbe cbuieh except
the sleepy drnmuier arose. When
the evangelist asked them to be
seated one ot tbe brothers iu tbe
same pew as the sleeping drummer
accidentally brushed against him as
he sat down. Tbe drainuer rab
bed bis eyes and, partially awake,
heard tbe last portion of the evange
list’s request, which was:
“Now I want all of yon who waut
lo go to bell to stand up.”
The drummer struggled o little,
leaned forward unsteadily, and
rose from his seat in a dazed sort
of way. A sort of suppressed la ugh
was beard from some of tbe younger
jieople, aod au expression of horror
was noticed on the face of some of
tbe older ones. Steadying himself
against the ran, be looked at tbe
evangelist au instant and then
said.
“Well, parson, I don’t know jnst
exactly what we’re voting on, but
yoa aod I seem to be io a hopeless
minority.”—Nw York Timet.
He Stood at his Post.
It would doabtlesa have been
very pleasant for Governor Shep
pard, ander other circamatancea, to
at tend tbe meeting of Governors
recently held in Philadelphia, to
arrange for celebrating tbe centen
nial of the promulgation of the Con
st itatiou, which is proposed to taka
place in that city next year.
As the youngest Governor of one
of the oldest of the thirteen States,
Governor Sheppard would natur
ally have occupied a prominent
place iu the assemblage referred to,
aud, it need not be added, would
have woru the honors of the oc
casion with a diguity equally be
coming to himself aod to the proud
State he represents.
A delicate and proper sense of
what was dno to bis official charac
ter aud personal feeling, at a time
when his State was being racked
and torn by wrtbqnakea impelled
Governor Sheppard, however, to
remain at home, and he has not left
bis post for a day. We are sure
that the people of the State, and
particularly of Charleston appreci
ate to the fullest extent tite motive
which influenced his conduct in this
emergency.—Ariel aad Courier.
Fighting With a Jersey Ball.
(Grom tbe Williamsburg Herald.)
Mr. J. E. Ooekfleld, a young man
of Lake City, was a few days ago
engaged ia mowing bay. In tbe
field waa o very large Jersey ball
belonging to Mr. J. H. Blackwell,
of tbe same place. As tbe mower
approached him he began pawing
tbe ground and making other dem
onstrations of tight. Mr. Cockffeld
knew that be was fierce, and fear
ing that be would gore tbe mules,
stopped tbe mower, aud api>roach-
ed with a whip to drive him off.
The boll ran a abort distance, and
Cocktteld thinking him gone, star
ted back towards his machine.
Hearing a slight noise, be torned
jnst in time to glimpse the mad
beast rushing upon him. Tbe next
instant he was barfed forward sev
eral paces, and tbe bull dashed on
over him. Fortunately be bad
struck between tbe boros As he
sprang to his feet the boil had
turned and charged sgain, knock
log him down and attempting to
gore him aa be lay. Cockffeld seiz
ed his horns and pressed himself
closely between them. Tbe ball
waved bim (raatieaiiy through tbe
air, hot be elang oa for dear life.
At length be managed to throw
himself behind the boros, aud
eaoght the beast firmly around tbe
neck, choking him. He managed
then to get one baud in tbe bull’a
eye and gouged it most effectively.
This was too much for the brute;
he got away and fled, leaving Cook-
fluid in possession of tbe field ot
battle.
Daring this aaiqae sod terrible
encounter a colored woman ran to
wards the contestants, flourishing
a grass-blade; bat sbe might as
weU have been armed with a blade
of grass. A negro ran up with a
fence-rail, bat be too was afraid to
take a hand in the sselee. Mr
Ooekfleld was thoroughly shaken
aod a little bruised bat not serious
ly hurt, though completely uuuerv-
ed and exansted by tbe fearful
ordeal, which be passed through
successfully only by cool bravery
aud presence of mind.
Northern Sympathy for Charleston.
Gen. Fairchild, of Wisconsin,
commander of the G. A. R, has re
turned to New York from Charles
ton, where he weut to see for him
self just what aid the people there
were in need of. He says: “I in
vestigated thoroughly. I met toe
various relief committees in the
eities, aud had a complete under
standing about the necessities of
the sufferers. When the widows
and orphans are first relieved by
tbe funds we propose to raise, then
tbe overplus will be given to the
poor men. 1 tbiuk the Grand Army
will respond nobly. There are 6,-
000 posts and 3,000 villages, where
from fifteen to twenty Grand Army
meu reside. Committees will lie
appointed at each post and the vill
ages will be canvassed. By this
means we hope to raise a large fund.
Wbeu I arrived at Charleston
never thought of Sumter, and the
sections North aud South were not
iu my mind, but ouly a feeling that
these were our people, loyal to tbe
same flag as I, aud in distress. 1
feel towards them the same as 1
would towards any city similarly
stricken at the North Those who
fought iu the war for aud against
the Union have no bitter auiuiosi
ties. I have none iu my breast I
know, and to-day, if I should meet
tbe so’dier whose aim made this
armless sleeve, 1 would grasp bis
hand by the only baud be left me,
aud have no bard feeling towards
him. 1 believe all the Grand Army
men feel as I do.”
The Southern Bivonae for October.
Tbe October number of tbe South
ern Bivonae is out with its usual
variety of interesting aod sutertaiu-
ing articles. Dr. Felix L. Oswald
closes tbe summer season with a
delightful paper ou some oat of-the
way watering-places. Will Wal
lace Harney concludes bis paper on
Orange Cnlture. A Northern sol
dier draws a striking comparison
between tbe campaigns of Gaueral
Lee and Genera! Grant. Colonel
Robert W. Woolley has au import
ant paper relating to Gen. Albert
Sydney Johnston’s purposes is light
ing the battle of Shiloh, and Col
onel W. Allen reviews General
Longstreet’s account of Lee’s la
vasion of Maryland. As a war
issue the October Bivonae is prob
ably tbs best issue of tbe magazine.
Bat, aside from these war papera,
the magazine bos much to interest
tbe general reader. Bono Bareside
ia a character sketeb ot aooaaal
merit; Colonel Nicholas Smith boa
a bright paper, entitled, My First
Conquest; Man rice Thompson writes
of the Kingfisher ia bis moot charm
ing style; G. C. Conner bos a very
timely paper on Mexico, and Mar
iner J. Kent gives a true bistory of
what is called Foe’s Lost Poem.
Colonel A. 8. Colyar, of Nashvilie,
describes tbe recent changes in tbe
Municipal Government of Nashville
and Walker Keouedy tells what bra
been done in the way of reform in
Memphis. The poets are well re
presented, inspired by tbe glories
of the aatnmn, and tbe reader,
whatever be may seek, will be apt
to find it in the October Bivouac.
Startling But True.
Wills Point, Tkxas, December
I, 1885. After sufferiug for more
than three years with disease of tbe
throat and luogs, I got so low last
spring I waa entirely nnable to do
anything, and my congb was so bod
I scarcely slept any at night. My
Druggist, Mr. H. F. Goodnight,
sent me a trial bottle of Dr. Bosan
ko’s Cough and Lnng Syrup. I
fouud relief, aud after uaiug six
11,000 bottles, 1 was entirely cured.
J. M. Weideu. Sold by Willcox A
Co
A Nose-Pulling Affair.
Mr. Adams’s private secretary
was bis son, John Adams, who soon
made himself very obnoxious to the
friends of General Jackson One
evening Mr. Russ * I Jarvis, who
then edited tbe Wasbiogton Tele
graph, a newspaper which advooa
ted Jackson’s election, attended a
“drawing room” at the White
House, escorting his wife aud a
party of visiting relative* from
Boston. Mr. Jarvis introduced
those who were with him to Mrs.
Adams, who received them court
eously, aud they then passed ou
into the East Room. Soon after
wards they found themselves stand
ing opposite to Mr. John Adams,
who was conversing with tbe Rev.
Mr Stetson. “Who is that lady T
asked Mr. Stetson. “That,” replied
Mr. John Adams, in a tone so load
that the party heard it, “is the wife
of one Russell Jarvis, aud If he
knew how contemptibly he is view
ed iu this house they woald not be
here.” The Bostonians at once
paid their respects to Mrs. Adams
and withdrew, Mr. Jarvis having
first ascertained from Mr. Stetson
that it was Mr. John Adams who
had insalted them. A few days
afterward Mr. Jarvis sent a note to
Mr. Jobh Adams demanding an
explanation by a friend of hia, Mr.
McLean. Mr. Adams told Mr. Mc
Lean that be bad no a|N>logy to
make to Mr. Jarvis, and that he
wished no correspondence with him.
A week later Mr. John Adams
went to the Capitol to deliver mes>
sages from tbe President to each
House of Ceugreae. Haviug deliv
ered that addressed to tbe Speaker
of the House of Representatives be
was going through the rotanda to
ward the Senate Chamber when he
was overtaken by Mr- Jarvis, who
palled his nose and slapped bis face.
A souffle ensued, hot they were
quickly parted by Mr. Dorsey, a
Representative from Maryland
President Adams notified Con
gress in a special message of the
occurrence aud the House appoint
ed a select committee of iuvestiga-
tiou. Witnesses were examined
and elaborate rej»oi ts were drawn
up, but neither the majority nor
the minority recommended that any
punishment be inflicted upon Mr.
Jarvis.—Zten Perley Poore.
The Translation of Wiggins.
Washington, September 29.—
“Mark Twain” has entered the field
ot prediction, and publishes in the
New York Sun to day the follow
ing : “As tho result of the most
caretnl observation of the aspect ot
the fixed stars during the past two
mouths, us affected b? tbe remark
able ouanges uow going ou iu tbe
great nebula in G, Cass opeia, I am
able to state with absolute certain
ty that by far the most awful dis
aster that has ever befallen the
globe since the creation wM occur
ou the third of October at 9.42 in
the evening. The agent will be a
meteoric stone, a meteoric world in-
dee.), since its mass will be one
eighth as great a* that of our owu
sphere. It will first come iu si^ht
abo .t hall-wat between tbe constel
lation ot the Great Bear aud the
North Star, and will make a circle
ot the southern skies, and will then
sweep northward with immeasura
ble rapidity, turning tbe night of
this wholecoutiueut into a red glare
ot the most blinding intensity. As
it approaches Canada it will make
a majestic downward sweep iu the
direction of Ottawa, affording a
spectacle resembling a million in
verted rainbows woven togeth
er, aud will take the prophet
Wiggins right iu the seat of his in
spiration and lift him straight ap
into the back yard of the planet
Mars aud leave him permanently
there in an inconceivably mashed
aud unpleasant condition. This
can be deiieaded on.”
Where the Czar Wouldn’t Like to
Live.
“Vasilievitcb,” said the czar of
Russia to a servant the other morn
ing, “have you looked uuder tbe
carpet tor nitrogiyoeri ne and ex
amined tbe hair brush for dynamite
bombs and tested tbe eoffee for
strychnine and made the oook eat
part of tbe rolls and looked down
cellar for barrels of gunpowder aod
sent orders tor all the soepicious
persons arrested around the p da e
last mgbt to be hang?” “Yes,
most noble sire I” answered the at
tendant. “Tben help me ou with
my woven steel link ulster and call
tbe police to escort me across tbe
boll to tbs dining room. There is
not much enjoyment ia this kind
of life bat I thank heaven every
day now that 1 don’t live in
Cbieogo.”—Ettelliue (D. T.) Bel).
Extraordinary Coincidence.
In tbe year 1664, on tbe 5th of
December, a boot ou tbe Mensi,
crossing the Strait, with eighty-one
passengers, was upset, sad only
one passenger, named Hugh Wil
liams, was saved. Ou tbe same
day, in tbe year 1783, was upset
another boat containing about sixty
persons, aud every soul perished
witb tbe exception of one, whose
name was Hugh Williams. On the
5th of August, 1820, a third boat
met tbe same disaster, but tbe pas
sengers of this were no more than
twenty-five, and, singular to relate,
the whole perished, witb the ex
ception of oue, whose name was
Hugh Williams.
Cure For Sick Headache.
For proof that Dr. Guun’a Livor
Pills cares Sick Head soke, ask
your Druggist for a free trial pack
age. Ouly one for a dose. Regular
size boxes, 23 cento. Sold by Will-
cox It Go.
South Carolina State Fair, 1886.
The Eighteenth Annual Pair of
this Society ,r iil be held in tho city
of Columbia, November 0tb, a d
closing ou tho 12tb. Exhibitors
will send in their entries to tbe
undersigned at P-nunna until the
1st of November; and after that
date at Colombia. Entries close
on Saturday, November fltb.
Ample accommodations provided
for stock, vinachiuery, field crops,
household and fancy departments.
The success of former Fairs in alt
departments warrants the belief
in tbe still greater number of ex
hibits, showing tbe rapid develop
ment of the rceources of our State.
For premium list and further in
formation, address
Thos. W. Holloway, Secretary,
Pomaria, S. C.
To the Point.
Editor Record: Tbe alleged
charges against the Professorsof
tbe Sou to Carolina College, that
they inculcate in any way the idea
that boest labor of any kind what
ever ia disboooratde, is net only so
untrue bnt so sbeard as to be
beneath notice. At the tame time,
I am glad that you urge tbe people
to investigate tbs management aud
workings of the College. The
Faculty am always ready and sux-
ions to ahow what they and tbe
stedenta an doing. Visitors sre
welcome; more especially tbe form
ers of tbe State. The harshest
eritica of the College are those who
have not been near It.— Columbia
Record, Sept. 17. Pbofimuob.
StllT IfeadT"
A primary candidate approached
an intelligent looking innn at a
barbecue the other day who he
thought had ootne iufluei on aad
shaking him warmly by tbe hand,
inquired: “How’s your fatherF
Tb#young mau answered: “My
father has been dead aouie years *
“Indeed,* replied the candidate, “I
had not beard ot it. He was one
of tbe best and parent men I ewr
knew. You have my deep sym
pathy iu > our loss.” A few days
after he met the same young man
in another locality, and having for
gotten hia face, accosted him the
second time with the interrogatory:
“How’s your father f” The young
man looked at him a moment and
said: “lie is stili dead,” aud
walked oft, —Dispatch.
Active, Pushing and Reliable.
Willcox & (Jo., can alwais be re
lied upon to carry iu stock the pur
est aud beat goods, and sustain the
reputation of being active, pushing
aud re iable, bv reeommeuiling nr-
tides with well established merit
and such as are popular. Haring
the agency for tbe celebrated Dr.
King’s New Dircovery forecuMimp-
uoii, colds and coughs, will set* it
on a imsitive guarantee. It will
surely cure auy and every affection
of throst, lung*, or chest, aud iu
order to prove our claim, we ask
you to call and gut a Trial Uutfie
Five.
Tax Notice.
Oaklikutos, 8. ., Sepi. 30, ’80.
Tbe Tax Book, will be open nt pUc*-* *nd
dales mentlo >ed below tor (be colleoiion of
Slate, County and Sthool Taxes due for
the Fiscal Vear beginning November In,
1886. Tax payers will lake nolice that
tbe present Uw prebibl'.s any extension of
lime.
Darlingion, October 16, 10, 18 'io.
Darlington, November I. 15, 16, 22, 23.
Darlington. December 3rd to loth inolu-
sive, closing on Saturdays at 8 o'clock.
Mvehanioovillo. October 19th.
Back Swsmp, October 2Utb.
i’alaielto, October 2lst.
Efiogbam, October 22nd.
Bwift Creek, at Early'oCross Roads, Oc
tober 26fh
Philadelphia, October 27tb.
Ebeurxer, October Stth.
James’ X Roads, October 2!)tb.
Leavcnsworth, November 2nd.
Antioch, November 3rd.
High Hill, November 4th.
Tans’ Bay, Howe’* Statioe, November
5th.
8tokes Bridge, November 8ti»
Clyde, November Vtb.
Cypress, November lOtb.
Lisbon, November Dtk.
Timmonsvillo, November 12tl> end 13th.
Lydia, November 17tb aad Ittih clcsing
at 3 o’clock.
Hartaviile, November 18th.
CartersvHIo, November 20th.
Hooietv Hilt, November 24th, 26'h, 26tb.
oloeiag at 13 o’clock las! day.
Florence, November 29th, 80tb, Decem
ber 1st, closing at 2 o’clock last day.
Levy for Stato Taxes 6{ mills
Levy for County Taxes 8 M
Lory for School Taxes 2 •*
Total
10*
Poll Tax, Oae Dollar.
D. H. TRAILER.
Treasurer D. C.
Sept, 80, ’M-U
OATS,
Biggies and Hanses.
Bushels Rsd Rust Proof Oats at
70 seals per bash si.
A Itrgt lot of Now Columbas sad Cisctn-
natt Buggiee aad a fail Uae of Single and
Doablo harness.
MoCULLOUGH A BLACKWELL.
Sept 1«, ’86—if
T. I. SNlf
Attorney at I aw*
DARLINGTON, C. H., S. C.
Often Up-stalrs ovor Post Oftco*
Will prauuuu iu Ldicuit Court* »od
Supreme Court of South Carolina.
Prompt attention given to all ^ a *
sineea, and special attention gi”* D
to eoUaettoua.
Final Notice
Nodes Is ksrshy givtn ts sll sonsernrd
that oas mowth aftsr dais, 1 will 21* "fr
Final Asssaal ia tbs o«oo sf tbs Probsts
Coart fsr tbs Coaaty of Dsrlinglon **Y
mioisDntcr of the Evtste of C B. Fori'
deceased, end apply fsr a 4aal diasbarga
as sash. A. M. SOMPATRAC,
Adm’r of C. B. Fort.
Sspt 9, ’80-41