Orangeburg times. (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, October 22, 1874, Image 1

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TfJl " 1 "A Hi"-TT htiyt (Kijjtn rasa ran bah J ? f> tJVJlf oliv ?** (J ?-' ?li ' 1 '"t tiJ:li/nrfnti vlitfi.,?, Mim/r T hr.. .... ?io?A-?i>,'t,-rT j-?.'i;-* t .??tt***^ Iry Ol _L-,-,-_-.-L-.-?-,-.-_- I-?-?---?-. * . ^?'^??iK.l'UJrVfi'inl 7?1 UMil'j I.I)m-v 1 ? v.1<)H|,,,, iu,Mt,h<I'..;!l ,l,i,i,:.r.j .-i. .fU;frfT i,',:) ? ?~/? ji 'Viiaifijf Ali?' ?ifl 'i.:/. iiw.'t-.ufi s'l VQgftMmim PT?IH^a23rJpl8IIW5EB?I:S^ OCTOBER i22,,-1874. <I?J ' NUMBER-aT1.'? ll 1? snbl le/anS' V^ry^?rTd wldo, t> WI It roouurci the world at my side; It touches tho Htnrn nod tho sun It broods on the, blossoms, and none, its brooding, are a, tBiVoIasalikoi 0 I h heard, hi noTihHuTOffsh loo snow, tils ! With tho moon from the chasms of night 11 u^od^IUwJ rirSit, Q Vt iV I cannot forget or ovado; When it shakes at ray Bleep, as a dresm. It smile* from the c radio; it lies On tho dust of the ftravo, and it- cries r f ) Iu tho wluds and tho waters; dtallps p. -*? In tho fluBh of tho leaf to tbo ?round; It troubles tho kiss at my J" It lend* It mat It unhfftooB tCo bToflTof "IhTsiTnt. Thtvrrminnand ojo,wa of tlto VAg.-- t "Or thobrlde, and Ute robt? of tho priest, { Eboigpd*. m |b?lrpri?p'^ts?^^,ato?iI^, TlirtoJ The angels'thai sanp; in the oast ? . tbo cross of my Lord bus kaftan Iwjmiws And wlngR thoro are nouo that can fly From its shadow w iUi mo till I die l_ _ . ?Iii 1 h m m ? ? THE HEADLESa* So?emI " God speel you, and a sate journey to ypu/Charley?"} ejaculated-the master of tue little JBhobo6ri house at BalFy hooley, a^ej^^ju|^|d,friend .and. good customer,' Charley Galn?hd,' who at length had. turned his. face. homeward ?with the prospect fif/a^^r^Wa^rabA'' and as dark a "night as' ever -fell' upon the Blaokwater, along whose ^banks ;he was about to journey. t.KGU*rley.; Ouluano know the country well, and, moreover, was as bold and as daring a rider as any fallow boy that over rattled a fou^yeaTUfcld ?ipon J^r um rue race course. He had gone to Fer moy in the monmi/r aa 5s*dll for the pur pose of purchasing some ingredients ?Miiijed tor tho Christmas diunar by , his wife, fts to gratify his own vanity by 'having new reins fitted in his snaffle, in which he i-tended showing, off, the old mare at the approaching '8trt3tbpheri*B day hunto vyi>. T^Ofll JLIIHT <>t Charley did not get oat" of Fermoy until late for. although ho was Jiot one of your very partibrilar'eftrVlnHinytniiig?1 relating to the common occurrences of life1, yet; in all the appointments relating to hunting, riding, leaping, in short, in whatever .waa, c^npeeted With tho old t more, Charley, tho Biiddler Baitl, "was ' tho devil to plaze." An illustration of this fastidiousness was afforded-, by. his){ going Huoh a djfctaivba ft>r^a^nafflo bri~ die. Mallow was* tnil tweivc? miles nearer Charley's farm (which lay iuat i three quarters of amilo bolbw Carnek) than Fermoy, but Charley had quar reled with all tho Mallow paddlers/aud no one wonld content him in all partic ulars but honest Mick Twomey, of Fer moy, -who used to fussort-^tna who will doubt it ??that he conld stioh a saddle* better than the 1 >rA lieutenant, al though they^made him all as one ns king over Irela"cu7 * ' ' The, delay in tho arrangement of* the snaffle .brialo did- not .allow Charley Cnlnane bo long a visit as he had at iirat^ihtend"d to his old friend and gbs-' sip, Con. Bnokley, of the Harp of Erin. Con., however, knew the vnlne of time, and insisted upon Charley making a good use;df ."whiit he had to spare. "I won't bother you waiting! for water, be cause I think you'll have enough of the name before .yp.u.get home j tao. drink off your liquor', mail, it's'as god:*!'parlia ment as over a gentleman tastet]?'' .. Charley, it muHt bo confessed, noth ing loth, drank ^jftttajess to C n?, and success to. tho jolly *'Harp of Kci'i," witlnits head of lieutity and 'its utringH "?of "tho hair' of go!<l/'and'to their bptfar acquaintance, and so on, irorh the ^boti-i torn of hjs aynl, until the,bottom of the bottle reminded' him' that Carriok was . at the botyorn of the hid on .tho other Hide of Oiistletdwu* Koche, arid that h'e had got no further on hin road than his o gossip's aX Bally hqqley, close to tlio big gatd at Connamore. Catching hold of his oilskin hat, therefore, while Con. Bnckley went to- the^oupbpard for a,u-. other bottlo^?f ?ttier'*reai stuff,'1 he reg ularly, as ho formed it, bolted- from his friend's hospitality, darted to tho sta ble, tigmf^m'f^^^iSv, nflr!" put tho old mare into' a cantor toward home. ,.. Charley ?inti.red gayly, regard los? of tho rain, which, an his friend Con. had anticipated, fell in torrents ; the good old''woman's currants .0nd rrfislits wore caref|ll>*i)ackfid^t'wee'n tiiei%l?%f hisyoomanry cloak, which Charloy.'who ?flMttq^W^li^VinR that lie botong'od ! n the " ttfVyal Mallow light horio vol? and took euro to never destroy the mil itary offeot by putting it on. Notwithstanding; that tho visit to the jolly "Harp of Erin" had a little in creased tho natural oomplaoonov of his mind, the drenohiug, hi hifl.?hafllo reins began to disturb him, and then followed a train of more anxious thoughts than even were occalsimipd by the dreaded defeat of the pride of his long antici pated turn-out on St* Stephen's. day. In an hour of good-fpllowship, when his hoatt vwa warm, and hia head not over oool, Oharloy had backed Iiis old mare against Mr. Jepson's bay filly Dcf tl^ntona, for a neat hundred, and he felt soro'miflgivings as to the nrndence of tho match. y ^flqw arrived af.Uie bottom of Kil 'oummer Hill, and his eye fell on tho old walls that belonged, in former times, to the Knights Templars'} bht the silent gloom of tho ruin was brokon only by the hoavy rain whioh splashed find pattered on the ?rave-HtorieH. ITe meroy on his new snaffle reins; and no sooner wore hin,eves lowered than his '"flWliaff oTtroordinary as almost lea mm to doubtO/i?ptthfc'cs; Wtf-fiW* apparent ly of a whito horao, with short, cropped t iMfinrum mmmriiiii' iiun*i iht ears, large, open nostrils, and immei eves, Boomed rapidly toj? follow bii No oonneotion with body, logs or ride> could possibly bo traced. Tho hoad ad vanced. Ohaxley's old xnaro, too, wti moved by thjtffeunnatural sights "irre ^w|a Tnoffed for 4vart[ ^lnfPipTBle|: on, OharTey pursuing it with astonish ing gazOy Bttd woad?f|ng by what means and lor what purpoao this dotaohod heafli tliuB prooooded through tho air; he did inoft pOrcdrvoHbovoorrosponding body until ho wao suddenly startled by lind fj}g it .oIobo by his side. Oharloy turned to examine what was thus so socially jqgging^on withy bimfyhen a most uri IS^Eiw ?4KMNS4l}Qted itaelf tt> cus view. A*ugure, whoso height he computed io bo at least eight feet, wak seated, on tho body and lugs of a whitp horso fully eighteen, hands and a half high. In this 1?^ea8uremo?t, Oharloy could not be mistnken,-for his own mart} was (vxaotly fifteen hands high, and the bod$$that tbjfisTjogged alongside, lib ocnittfcat orJcd netermine, was a; least threo hands and u half higher. '1'After the first reeling of astonishment was Over, he exclaimed, "I'm Bold now tention to this extraordinary oody, and having, examined it with 4lio oyo of ? connoissenr, he prooseded to reconnoi? itbvi !tbe, ligroroTtanmn^u?lly'mounledi who hp. 1 hithertoi remained perfectly muh). Wi?hing to bco whothor bia com ipauion-ftsilonoo arose from bud ternpor, want of conversational powors, or from a distal bo water, nnd the fear that tho opening of Iiis month migbt subject himS? havingf it filled with rain, ho en? detmJred t<f o&toh a sight of his oomt ^janion.'s face, in order .to form an opini io?on tbatft).int.Jl Bu^-hiB'vision failed in carrying him further than the top of tbo collar of the figure's coat, Which wW^'feoarlet singlc-broastad bunting frook. having'a waist of a very old-fash" ionodeut; reaohing to tbo sftddlo, with two huge shining buttons at about a .yard distance behind. "I onght to eeo farther than this,' too,'" thought Charley, " although ho is monntedon bis horse, like.my cousin] |Darl)y{.wb.p>,j^^ cpn^blo last week, unlesB it is Con's whisky that has blinded mo enlirely." However,, see farther he oould not, and after, straining his eyes for a considerable timo to no purpose, ho exclaimed, with pure ? vexation, "By tho big bridge of Mallow, ifcjs lo head at all he has I" ! "Look, again, Charley Culnane,", a aid a hoavso voice that seemed to pro ceed from under tho right arm of tho! ? Charloy did look again, and now in tbo proper plaeu?for bo clearly huw, under tho aforesaid right arm, tho bead from whioh tho voice had proceeded, and snob a head no mortal over saw bo foroi Tt looked like a largo cream, cheese h'ung^ar&mm *with black pud-, ding. No speck or oolor enlivened the; ashy paleness of the depressed features;' the skin lay stretched over tbo unearth*] ly surface almost like .tbo, parchment-' head of a drum. T?vb fiery oyes of prodigious iuro^mfeconce^FAtb A.sti ''? and irregular motion, flashed like mete-: l ors upon Charley, and a. mouth that reached;{roin' either extremity of two ears, whioh pf epod fortnf rom nnder ay profusion .of matted locks, of lusterlcs-i blrickriefifl.' Thiehoad, wbiob tbo figure had.oyjdent'y4h,UMU-lo concealed from' Charley's1 eyes,'"now burst upon his view ip.. all its hideousness. Charley,' although a lad of proverbial courage? jjjn the county ?f Cork! ?o'?td not but ford his norvcs;aJittl? shokv?' by ibis unex pected visit from tho noadlens nbrsu man, whom he considered this figure must 'doubtless bei ' ' ? *' Tho crop-eared heajd of the gigautid ?borno Tni?vid' steadily i?rtvt?d, alWayH keeping from Hix to eight yards in ad-( vaneo. T)\o horsoman, unaided by tho whip or npnr. nnd d>Attaining the use of ! stirrups, which' dhngled ' nselesa 1 roni I the saddle,followed at, a,trot by Char loyV side, his hideous- hend now lost behind tho lapelI pf his-coat,. now Hftirf iw? for*h in all its fior'ror as tho motion of tho horso caused his arm to move to and fro. Tbo ground shook under thei weight of its fiupernntnr.il burden, and the water inWpnoWwnB hgttflt'od'iri!p waves as ho trotted by them. On thov went?bends wihtput bodies and bodies without liend?. ? Tho deadly silonco of night wos broken* oiily by tbo fo>rJul olaif? of; hoofs and* tho distant pound of thunder, .which rumbled nbpvo the mystio hill! of (kimuo ,u Mono Pinnea. OrnTrreffwiio \rw*H?CTrallTa; merry-hearted and rather talkative fol low, had hitherto felt tongue-tied by, apprehension; but finding h'm compan ion Rhowed no evil disposition toward him, .and having become somewhat reconciled to'tho Patagonian dimensions of the horseman and his headless steed, ['?pmoked Yip all hjs courage, n.nd thus ad dressed tho stranger : v I* Why. thon, ypur hpnor ridps mighty well'withont stirrups." **- ?? t?Avr " Hump !" growled; tho .hea^ from under tpat horHf man's right arm, " This is not an over civil answer,'* thought Charley; "but no matter, bo was taught in ono^hf'tli6'm riding houses,' may-bo, and thinks nothing at all about bumping Ins. leather breech."'s,.at' th<i rnte of ton milo's ?n hour.' I'll try liim on tho other tack. Ahem,!" said Charloy, cleaving bis throat, and feelinc; at tho samo time rather daunted at this seoond alU'tapt, to establish a ronvorsa rir,n; "Ahem !' that's a mighty neat Lcont of, your ?ii?iior'?. Ml'cliougu "im ?? !littlo too long in tho waist for tho ?i-ra entont." " FTumph I" growlol again t!u> head. ?T1i;b Sofobd humph we"- a b-rriMo ihnmp la flioTace to poor Charley, whd wan fairly bothered to ; knpw, wkjit sub. jeot ho could start that would prove ?rlifoW*^-ih?J UmI:* 1?.UlUfP?! !i Iii! -" more agreeable.?WX'i'TObv? I sensible, hoadjH thought?Ue\itf an ugly one; for. 'tin plain ouough thorJnati d'oosn't like 'flattery." A third attempt, however, Charley waB determined to make, a^fetOmpfflfilMHTBis observa dorfal hoitdle?? borne 'that was jogging on so Booiably by the side of the old about Cajpripk to be very knowing in hor?03,lb??idbii. being a private in. tho Boyal Mallow light horse volunteers!, who wero every5 brid'-' df-them mounted liko real rHessians, Jhe fe.lt rathoc.aau u ??ine as to t!n?re*nltbf hl? thir&aitemptj "To bABur^.^hatJ^^^br^vrjhorso yonr honor rfaes," reobmniehoed 'tho porBovi ,rYou may say that, with your own ugly month," growTed the head. a^if^tho^ghfj jaqi^ 5?a.ph - flatter od lie. compliment,, uovor 1 hdloati ehuok led at iqOuqecss "in" .obtaining.' an, an? Mf^M ma HSIm *** " May-be your honor wouldn't bo af ter riding him across the oquntrv,?'' "Will you try-me/OhiirlWVr 'said tho head, with an inc.ftpVesslb'to look bf ghafit.ly dolighW110 KOlT'jaiKiV.ltJ "Faith, and that's what I'd do," re sponded Charley'; ?'onVV'Fra Afraid, the mare, and Tve every halfpenny of a hutidtod ponnds im her hiteRM Thiswas true enough. Charley's cour age was nothing dashed at tho hoadlcf>.<{ horeeratin's proposition ; nod there nev er was a atoeplQ-ohase,.ridiugfprlqapio^rj in the country3 thht Chargev Onlriand was not'at it; and tbretobstiift'lti yp*irtr>o% " Will you take my word ?" said the man who carried his head so snugly n? der his right arm, " for the safety' of y nut mare tf' F V. Done,." said Charley, and away thqy started,'belter skelter, over everything, diteh and Wall, pop'; tho old hinr-e hover , went^ jq.such;style, eve'nfisf j bjetohd; {day light, and Charley had just the start of his companion, when the hoorso voice called out; " Charley,Conane, Char ley, man; stop for1 ybnr'Iifq ; stop ?" Charley pulled up hard,"-' Af-Ay,''- Said he, " you may beat me by the head, be cause, it-always, goes po umn,cli|ibefore yon ; but if the'bot was" neck rind* nook,', and that's tho go botween th? old mare and "Deademona, I'd win it-hollow-!'' It'appoared as if the stranger was'well aware bf what was passing in Charley's nund, for.ho suddenly brqko. out quite loquacious. " Charley- Oulame-.vj- "says "he, " you have a stout spul in yoa, and, are every inch of youja good rider;' I've tried you and I ought.> ib/kho'w,. and that's the aortof man for my; money. A..hundrod years it is* eincc my horse and T broke cur necks at the' bottom ? of' Kilcnmraer hill, nnd over since I/veibeen trying to get a man that'.dared, to, ride with me, and never found one before: Keep, as you have always! done, at tho tail of tho hounds, never bautyc. an inohr nor turn away from a st?rio wall, and the Head less Horseman' will nover desert you nor the old mare." Char?ryx'in'*?mazement looked toward his rignl Ojgnfor tho purpose oflfteeing in his fa<jewhether or not he .waf' in earnest; Jjq!tA behold, the head -wan ( snugly loago'd in Jiljo huge pr.eket of , the horseman's sqarlot hunting-clonk. The. horsV?-"heod; Jiad ascondod per-: pendioularly abovd'thora, and bisjoxtra ordtnaryv?Mmpaniqn risiug quiokly af tethia av^jitcourier, vauishe.u from tho asjtonisho&?j$o of -Charley Cnlnane. Charley,, oq may"bo supposed, was lost in wondor, delight and perplexity ; the.poltinr? rain, the.wife'spiidding, tho new' sncfTW-^-bvon "tho-,. match against i 'SqMiire Jephsou?all wero forgotten :] nqfc?inc could ho think of, nothing could 1 ho talk of but the headless horseman. Hqhild it directly ho got homo to Judy; he^told'it tho following morning to nil the'<neighh?Ers, and*ho foldjtt to tho hunt on JiiLdptephop'a-.dav^bnt what prqvoked'iliim, after a>r the tmins ho took in describing the bend, the horse, an3[ the m^n^was, that one and all at tributed "frftr^creatipn of the? hendlesH horseman.to his friend, Con.Buckley's ""X, water parliament." This, however, should bo told?Mint C'mrloy'a old mure beat Mr. {Fapnaon'^big Ally Desdemonn by DiamqwnVi-aud Charley pocketed his oool huncWrtri^ and if ho didn't win bv, means of VffWH?'adlePS Horseman, I am sure I dotft^teiow any other reason for his doing bo. A Penny Wise Chap. I am*TlrfnVln'p) of Trfe tiixii I spent down on tho Bay,- of Naples, where tho sunpy; Italian goea ^n, Rwirqming in the faqq/nf everypod^/ The qrinhy Italian ?-a,slendor youngster who swam tvoll wanted ? eopper for his excelle'nt diving; would J drop one into tho water and fif,? him ptbpgo for it. ? Yea! Down he ^went a'nd camo up presently with tears in his eyos ; tho oppper w^ lost and iyi would', havo to go hnnrjry for. ho waH i .ppor. 1 was touched by lpn sorrow, und down ho wont after a second cop ,ppr, but returned with the same pitiful etory, embsllished to a degree, but he i wont i too far, for at that rrion>ent ^no ohoked, and out of his mouth flew the ttro opppors, to inv amar.nuK-ut. and chagrin. I mid, ??* Bonnv, though you livrt'in'thiB stato of nature' a thounand t'^Bars. yon swallow no more of my cop ?pftrH."^-?San PrarioiAno Calf. [tjytjwMiWlOlUjlfia nt\lhfit?Lcj .it L.-fai ;i d<[f ?' ? ? "Dear Gobrge, how sweet and Wiyn urtik vtcin (;t-, ni?u<- iim-iii. w/i 111 j pmuatihtr \ri$ nrni around a f vt'ity-four i bone oorrc^ i liow liTcfi, a-'-A'-^-'i ow like 7J' ? ;.a dweftni !"..'.' How Ul-t '? \", o?'tbr(e ri -i^Mgiip^d granger ; tliem't? oule, yonng nion " Its Viuloun ;'<a(urcs Iii tho llino-cnt Hunks of Society. . . . . In Scotland it,in difiioult for a man to a 1 a v. t ho li 10 bntweon ' courtship; bira' a ?ooUPmbio?li QonOitioiM 1 iThat wbiabin Ab4 Eugbahman is but a flirtation, would ;be'oomo'iu- tb?7 S6otohmah''r?nk matHt niony. Most ? poc plo iu Scotland Uro ,n^airied^bujt(tboy. ar,p; jaofc.aware of. the) faot, as Monsieur Jordbn did not know that lio had been talking ^rose all Ms [ life ;Uj the 1 distinotion /.isl?drawn.' :when they. do become aware, and. then tho marriage'is avowed.' In Wales," cotirt 1 ship takes ? aim&tqrialforro^ambtig 'the humbler classes at least?and . reaolv<s i itself into what v.*o call romping. Iu England, .(here .are differ eat, ways of do-l ing tho snnib thing.'* Wnen fLady Clara Voro de Verb is a pretendh' in' her own! rank:; of lifo (and ehe Im' not. p.l.way* trifleU with the, V Joolish vppman" of Mr. Tennysb' 'sp/ibrh), tlm'aVran^em?n.i? bo two en tho pair< are ? conducted with referenoe ,tPi?o!TOj'W*&; degree &ihroH4 quotto, but etiquette does not .rule ou-! tireiy, and'-^c^La-Jy 'ClAras bav? itrm' dame, tendencies: tbitnakeithe moat of! the situation^as.b^iesar^d^enyemail who are not qnife per equal iu rank.'. 'She is not restrained 'to'the extent^Wia"tl Bh'e'i .tfoujd. be,4mFranoe-,afld',it lifl hard if, pnr,tho course of-walks, drives and' dances;"croquet; cantering, exhibition-' seeing?, piomoing, nnd r.ll the VAriphs incident^ of town arid..o^nn^tjfI0lffe,;f^p pair do not manage to meet some spvou days i? tho week, and 'give the bbape-i trono;now and; then 1 >th? 1 gflfcby>or Jpo thp lower grades pf society it may bo sup |pb?ed that courtship is eqnnliy1 dolight ful, ubut Appearances-r> ate -vdecidedIV against ^t,t Thorp is jioUrifig, japproach ing restraint in the oode df etiqubtte heie*,*'When Miss' Jemima ' Higgs ^hos! beifyoung man,", and he is on auch terms with her; family.?as, not, tpt, bp', turned Put of ctoors.hemay gp' Id -tab' house ? and--< take1 her nut -"whdnevori hb pleasps? and no one dreams p?*intprfer ing. Jemima is probably a presontrtble style c^gvrl-^grris 6f other' classes aVe fax more so than .they .wore, And cspo .oiaUjjdr^ ^ettpr.thaiij t^hey d^d,, albeit | in raf,heij an exaggerated style?but her "betrothed ib decidedly rorlgh. 'SeP him wheu h0 comes to take her out to walk' inBattorsoa or Victoria park, or it may be t6 go by steamer to QreerrmcHi',J He .is far from being on a par with her, either in , r^anners or , attire, especially if Xhp latter.be bis holiday costume. Ho is toleVbiy sure, too, to have a pipe or a pjgjptafttifi mouth ; for this appendage-, among oertain olasses of young ta.cn, BeeniB to bo considered a necepsary part of full dross. 'His talk is slang, and not over refined. Tho girl goes off gay ly with him, but one cannot help won dering at her taste, and the question in evil ably occurs?Of what do they talk when alone ? Sho has read a few nov els, and picked up a certain vocabulary of sentiment5 but ho catnot have an idea on this head, and hts rango of sub jects must bo a very narrow one ?very different from tho world of beautiful fan oh a open to Lady Clara. Vere de Voro and the young " Jord-loverV who pays bis homage to her shrine. Jt is not. to be supposed that humble' station and want of culture- pr^vont...people from loving as deeply as our aristocratic friends. Tho late Robert Grpngb, in a poetical version of a tal?; from . Boc caccio, writos very prattily pf a pair of lovers who sat together saying, nothiug, but simply ** engaged in loviug/' wbibbi the writer adds,."is quite an'occupa tion, I assure you, iu its way." Jemima and her " yotinff man" doubtless briug all their teudor instincits towards the " oooupation" in question, but it is sad to think she will express her regrot. at having to sit oppotdto to him iu tho 'bus on their way homo, and that when his wards take an afTeotionate form they will conuoot Iut with the description of " old gal." However, I am horo writ ing of miserablb oook?evs. Villege courtships mawtbe very dilTt>r?mt.affaire, or poets would npt have glorille^ thorn ns they have dope, '.from the oarlicst period to tbo present time. I have my suspicious that rustic lovers ar<r> not nlr ways Damons aijd Phillises ;,'bnt, they j'drenotUkely tobe without a certain rural 1 simplicity, and )at leastrfree from the I trbmg of f he towu. The saddest kind of c-/urt ships must 'be 'those of couples who'do not eave'tnUoh ? ftbotit One. an other. It is very,.eju?y.:to xuakpijpoopl?? hi lievo you love them jess tbftn you do, but very difficult to mako thom btdiove t hat you love them more. A Tyro's ExporlencoBatingMacaroni. A critribntor to tbo 'Arcadian thns describes his experiunoo iu eating mac aroni : I know men who have been for years nndCr Italian tutorship in this city try ing to learn how to swallow the food of 'sunny Italy with ease and grace. But, HftMr all their efforts, they < remind yon 01 ?an anaconda swaliowing bis biauken. ? I roruembor my own attempt not. long sgo, in tho company of Signors Muzio and Strako.ocb. The dolioiouu vernion lar food cauto in coils pne hundred ijfoat donor. I sl.uck my knifo itito it, cyt off a section and swallowed it. Horror seized upon my companions. ; " fWpo di Buphhi !" exclaimed Mu z-o. " Placid amen tl ! fizz?z ! dam! It \h nncre !?snerileogo p A^- for fitrakoecb, ho was petrilkd with priof and induruafion, " Meip Gott!'' hoo.xidaimed Hually, "you mdes not coot him |V I, leaned bock iu despair, looked at the interminable food, aud wqtelw d my friends dispose of it. They reoled it ou fluur forks, put one end of tbo glutin oua eab!?; in Ha ir mouths, and paid it ou? in their idoiiiftch w ith.out a bite: The optTrttioa was n. bennliful one' lit whs not so miioh like eating as it was I like taking in a stern lino ; bnt.it was a ?-.!!<)?.> ilf?fIK ]>> 1>i||fUJJ r. M )1 "IJ?lfj ij? marvel of- skill, "J tried ^it., I felt the xenfl?r Vbifteht1 sliding 'greasily jdown znyi throat and cpil'nghnto my fstdmech uouedme. 'It seemed .to mo thai I was eating"- a Btbma?i^'p?mp. ' A,:hbrriblo Jde'aleoized'mjw-. What;?rBhQuld.ppue'h ok olioko with tho line only hqlf plaved out-^parU'of itln mystbi&ibhlmU TOfH of it on my plate?and I auohor?itbu&2 I know that, not an Italian - would- dnro to Hft a , saorilegiqus knife and cut me loose.'* S'rukoseh, 1 kuow,would ? dauco around mo and warn ovorybody not to ?,DI no'np'e'i/fe'sit?ik'tb siv" ^MJ"i could fitnbd it no longer* I. ? fled, paving ?4 ml 7 ?^tafo 9m lmmtf&p. $ macaroni.not unliko too tail of a comet. h.'ft'iitl *t*i7Tt ioy>Th~Tv/ rr- !'j','[ntorn7' Tho New York Fashions of the Ron ftthutnel ?9r*na?l?Sf;,.(i': ni jf ;//i ! quality of ''mercy -should pot dress skirts.. .Wo are actually tied up K?d banddged'by thdsfchmVy littTtrsMrrs' faahi6nablo this f?ll;! i >W6 < ?dtiori riVflry! tV fivo times; th fit. r And there ? ar,e;omni buses whose first step eventuates in tho VidriityW n'stt^ piti. I Wall when doa iyiseoorelysettled'jinlii skirt like a bloated, Jjwjtaloon Jeg^ud! furthormorehasside strings fhaf tTtptnat s1tiklti'ghtly'beh?id:t? prbdrtcatthJa Wn:-. vyrinklod front.no ,fft>.)nouable, she hno jt\ feat befpre her tp^raiBo a foot before hoi*. ''Mo^tlaaiei^nft^b'at'th'? db'or ?tid fjji vo it doiJbl.e-barreled elan'in bklp.that laiids, bqth foptr P9 ft?: ?ffiy perch and trust in Providence and tho passenge^ lb pull 'en^fiKM Everything is jet ted, and oven into t he silent city of the dead go. thb;beads qpd bnglea, mnce the. last'Wdr thing ta'h^anydid'herd lately fo<*'his mothor-in-law was 'to. box her in a robo of black ratin fairly crust ed with jetiV beads. f fVery likely1 ther'e was Vflat-Tron 'fh fifceh * jr>obket,I but o&hqj wo dian't?ee.)x Tbrft man .had;pnly:the .week; before told his wife he never felt 'any flimg'iite^th'e-weight ?tWe'?okd embroi d ? v y sb'o' w i, t B. ? - - Tonn ranalytioal mipd- the .ohmn ,of^mp^ifetio^^ I very clear. . . Hero ih1 "New'Y?rk tkdr? ard<: two ais> tiuct types of' fashionable women ; tho women who do and the , women , who I dare. Tlie first chop: dfesfomkera Ab up the ? majority of our (fashion-loving ladies, .b.uli therqi^rp ,qtherH who get themselves up after outre fashion-plates, and tremendous is tho effect. The siaw and fe?t'hats aro rather old-styliidi in shape, but- when a woman faces , the tumed-up front with pale blue,1 puts a cluster of tea roses smack in front, a rod breasted bird above ;thatfJ and \% long-tailed plume beyond that,','then lashes this oreation dh thd back'crf fier head, cocked at an 'angle of forty?live degrees, then "ho dqed./fl^onje^,^ ...<>2) j Then the modistes,'put nice .little standing collars on"-'dresses-'lond slash them open at the breastn Ho, rsho,w{deU cate locos and,: things. Tljis' foqr'th probf' fashibnabld builds'^d^Bilk feAce about her neck that towers heavenward, ladies her beaded belt till her breakfast, and any other affair sho may chance to ermtaib, uro collapsed dike ''defective flues. Thon :dio bur.-bi forth; in rovers and plaitings.und lace ruffles across the breast till she's disprdpoHioned as1 a ruf fled pigeon. . lint Otfe > pucker dees she allow her dress {skirt; ,"th?t'a. ;behind. As this womau oonfrbntr* yon on thj* streot sho has the a^pf'aranco bf bb'e struggling'with nuniborlens spirit i.iands to seek to detain her. Everything, from her nat to her h?bt?, seems clawed at and about to be tbrdi from" her by iri? visible fovdes in1tlwoifreaT. -,; t > j_ Tg bo, in the , rampagingist fashion this fall, put'bri lbts bf cardinal ted aUrl | look wild;-i-?3/^I?tirn^fl?? i im tho. hi.. Louis Bcp^lican^ \ 1U(>., .. ,.f0 Jt Accdrdiug to Law and Eyidebc'd 1 ' A singrilar oahb which ?conrtfed -many years ago in one of tho rural towns of Vermont is thud-described by the luit iand ( (VermontV Herald * ' y?'Oapt: "Ai ?bot und killed a dog belonging to his neighbor, t-hmHi. ( Thif act.wfta^margwJ upon One 6.", aim t ? suit "was bronglit ngainst birrf tV?'' redbvor :;dan1nfetflTi.'Th* ease wa^itried by:d juries; of Jhe^peaqei st an t ia^oVidencd^was presKntdd'' to:p^fbve thai G. shot the dog, and tho jury ngr.eed to rehirnja vpr^ipt, of gu^ty." Kuverul years 'after tiiq trial CiptJ A. nq knowledgen that he kiUdd the dog, and defended His Coursb in rendering ? a ver dict of *'gui*|ty'' against G. en the ground tniit Ins jurdr's bath required him to decide the case according tb law and evidence,;qu<1 it, was fairly proved, he said, that G. killed thd dog.H . p 1:111 ii'-v ? p i Grov?th of London. i.H.;j*j?d Rev/ Dr..Gn.vier .writes ml" Hay what wo may of the rapid growth of our American towns, the monster strides of the British metropolis - always over wholm me. London, now oontaius a.000,000 Ppqple! It almost equals Paris, New York and 'Brooklvn codi bined into one. You can drive 'fifteen miles on one of its. dianvitc-rs. Whpn, in my oojllego days, T once wont out to pay a vi*it tb .Toauha Bailie, the emi nent Hiithoreti-, .who lived on Hamp stead Hill, I walked clear out of town and over open fields. I am'n'dw a'taying at the IrosoStdble ti'^?we'Mf our friend, the Rev, .Newinan Halb whq reside? on the same Hampstead Hill, in the midst bf compaotlybuilt sfrdZ-rfl."''7' '-"???-rr* 1?. ?A Ne?.- Jersey clergyman anya there me ab-)ut t wot.ty'fiifferim't kinds of reli gion, but a mau who won't'wash and shave and put on clean shirts oap'tt en joy any of them.' to ?W!, : Iii/: "Ai >v uiy- -7TT^ JU? 8ta<M ? ?Don't :t??ei\t. Toko: ?,' iflatbronoto pound yourMlo^mP-mPh f.,*,.? on ?In Colorado, a girl who cnn'i. .7? after thocows on a^We-tlack'1,foT% withotttibridlo or halter,* isIlootfcdsHpq-ti .with.contempt, r.^ j, fftJrf 9(uij fl .thpi? lqfaor hiothroD, ?h?y Jb^yp^afried women. ^. . . ' . ;-thero'a Bomothirig' ^/m^H'k eoothhig and gontlo^ about a,narp wfcih tUnbjbM'.by, an; ItaHaR, boy) whose,-^ abhalf; ^^teMifw ^'^&'&mVrrl Hl*^?^/ MiW.y&?rf* jfcdry, bears-tWaiinacriptifwiuJiH -((faun? nrrt^Wl?-esu-R on'ekrth Wikxtfi^l 0i" od ??ow.m>^n nigh,1 ayoivpibe?3??>fi Ofioiiw No uonbt ehe eipgs liko^aixty-top." ^^Wn'Myontako^^ out shooting V "pays a Frenoh sj&tlf"? ruan in one of dhuni'.-i ? pictures ? ?pTfm y with n fiverdollar gun that I have presented ? heri'?fere'W'Krfowib'g what may happen." .-. ! luitt boog ff-.il oirt-jlt ,ia Elated, upon- goodtiauthprjtl that ip tie city of Philadelphia,then* aroi40;??0 men btrtSbf cmi'plPymciit^ati'a 00,000 in the [rest! of tho h t?te,' anil tb u\ in a rich otato with pplemlid-mid wcj| developed. agriouUiirpl, "mining 'arm m?nnraot?Hng^^?tetesti? okio-j-tJVo of ? '^Huupy thoughb^-thut oflfho .fdfc*'? jPfiabJp.schov-jteaohqr.,-wbo0wj^n^ft!i by a pupil, ".Who is the present imar bi''SW&laiid??"J Baad;- **T3rta''!AJffc the hour, you. know, jwbendalki?g/ji? to the bookcase.-'i oar#i?oa,x.iun ?ud?- oi ,nt4?n> l0ld gtm?eJmbn jwenriintoi ithe ing tho.deotb Q?fcpprspn wpUrknowftjn St.. John, asked to have it inserted, aa t?ere are*.*0 great 'ttany'Tri^ hero !who .would like. to.' hear, of thia an hfidaa u tm.iJ )a!o 10 yob r-rAfMilwaukee editor took a .fron?! seat in 'the ;parbbetta%' ltne%b?dern v of Music tab other night,und vhi. h il. > ?erpJoVe* Ms h'e?d,'" ?'We'can^^fiey/' and similar jej nculat i on 0. |. His, ear? ver < > unfurled^ and they obstructed. Ibej^pM <jf the play from the immense"-andiene1. > present. Fpti i: - ,Wnn' ?Tho " Iriah team," who.came :dj tho. way from Dublin t-o-exnibit their skill in ride-shooting, wer^AkP*.$l9 ?y their competitors ".'?t Creedmbor, recently. The only \ i si bio chance f or tlm; exiles of Erin t o reeo ver the lost j honor.-, nov, \ 1 1, in persuading tho visitors to* submit, to a comjifititivd exnrhinatibri'' with' 'skilif?-' bdis.. The odds would bo.ten to one, in *h?d I i??9fett! ' ?n .^e^Sftufc 8ame'- ip 1 ? ?! , Ha-pplvess is mostly a' creaturto bf **W cidont. I Wo never aii'.r 'a happiev iiiir.tc' than, the onp who .popped,, the?OjUcp^jon, in tho dark, to* the wrong won ai?jftna got rejected j excepting' pettiaps1 tHW feeble creature who was draftra during: the late war,, apd, came: ont.pb the. examin'?tion-Vobnr; with J the rt'itiarlf, ^Whoopi;the dcotot >*bid b^'coHldpM take me. [ Ho .said, I bad, ^bej. cpnsXinBi ^tion and I wouldn't fivo six months. And here's for a good 'timeidnTThiy 'tttW six months, anyhow." Jndj o?iniio jiut ' ?Susan Jrtne muat havo be 1 a t=can{i 1 .v. ?' Hft'll com? to-nlRhl? thp wind'a at rteip 1 ^1? The raoon ie full a,od fair ;, ..,[, ..t.,,. lit Wd4r the areas that pbtfued nitn beat^" ' A ribbon in my hair." .0 >HA a^A story iti 11 Jld of J W Sarf-Pra-rferaco I wotaan whp was. in the; lmbi^pf, rppajyi^ ing frequent castigations ?.t tho hands \6t hW husband, and Who dab 'da^'rea'a* tlio biblp ator.v of Sam&dn orali Dcuilabo When nexf her ponRor^ (jvr^ pr^ne^ini sloep'?ho snf?red him' so' 'ci)r?p)ete1y that overy epear of hair di^ttppehred' from his fsoo nnd hend; Rousing from Ins slumber liko a giant Tofrtvhcd. ho speedily oomprehended ,tliQt ^itu^?cn, apd rooohe'd for her.'' Such' h''caressing as f-.he theii' Iveeived sho nevi.-r drPanim of^before. ;She;d"d not, pvoTa^ h^ve,,^? usual grip on. him. Hb. was fined, brit shW 'declared her- Uttel- dlsbeliPf iti^rbx>so, bible yarnbi -.{< < i ,-?t --Ii im.tri ?vuo ) nAidiampnd. we<]diijg,. which,, aroemg. the Jews in Germany, ib celebrated on the sixtieth anniversary.'bf ? a'l'nrttrriiigc*" ooonrred tho other dav in'Hambrifg, the briilegroPml being '' Herr .Heilbnt;' who at Bbt in the morning was oonfluctod by a committee to. a synngogno.'with procession headed by a band of mui^ic. ' All Plong the route he was received Wrtb cheers from spectators. All tho uigui taries bf tho city offered their .congrat ulations. Amdng the gifts to the 'bride was a Hebrew prayer-book, ?magi?tl ceutly bound, with a largo diai-qpn^jfiot in the oover, the gift of the Eojprf ss of Germany; with a complimdntary letfef from Ijer majesty. . ?From Surprise Valley, California, comes the story of an old fellow Who got very jealous booanao his wife went, to a ball With a good looking follow and stayed out nntil broad daylight. The old fellow wf nt to a justioe 01 Jth'o peaco and ibid his story, winding up with V I ^ant you to help me, for thati'.ar? thing has been going on, about -long euough." "Well," says fho justice, " you can' write down to Vrclra and ocV if sbmb'of thoi lawyers can't gfet :ymt a divproe." Bivorce 1" roared the angry man, H wh? tho donoe wants adiv?roe?B The justice bogan ,M WJraUiyv Vflf you den't want a divorce, wbat.fltjl)(\ deucp brought you herq?" " W/ay?, I want nn injunction to stop further pib ccodingsi*'