The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, April 03, 1953, Image 6
PAGE SIX
THE NEWBERRY SUN
BOYS ARE
THAT WAY
By J. M. ELEAZER
VAN FLEET VISITS UN . . . Gen. James A. Van Fleet, retired commander of Eighth Army in Korea,
confers in UN headquarters with UN secretary general Trygve Lie (right), Andrew Cordier, assistant
to Lie (left), and ambassador Henry Cabot Lodge, chief.U.S. representative at UN.
Farmers Ice^ Fuels Kids
VOUR FARM MEEDS
GASOLINE,VOU €AV?
WE'LL GET IT TO
YOU RIGHT AWAV
Tractors, trucks. . .
they all need Gaso
line. Make a note to
order your supply
today. Regular de
livery all year
’round.
H. D. AGENT
SCHEDULE
The Home Demonstration
Agents, Miss Margie Davis and
Miss Barbara Gray have announc
ed their schedule for the week of
April 6-11 as follows:
Monday, April 6—The agents
will be in the office all day.
Tuesday, April 7—Agents will
be in the office Tuesday morning;
Vaughnville HDC, 3:00 p.m. at
the home of Mrs. W. W. Watkins.
Wednesday, April 8—Agents will
be in office Wednesday morning;
Spring County Councl Meeting
at 3:00 p.m. at Newberry Jr. High
School.
Thursday, April 9—Silveratreet
4-H, 10:30 a.m.; St. Phillips 4-H,
1:30 p.m.; Tranwood HDC, 3:00
4-H, 10:30 a.m.; Prosperity Jr. and
p.m.
( Friday, April 10—Stoney Hill
Sr. 4-H, 12:46; Jalapa HDC, 3:00
p.m. at the home of Mrs. Ray
Wise.
Saturday, April 11—Agents will
be in office until 12:00.
Folks used to make clothes on
spinning wheels . . . now they
lose their shirts on them.
We liked everything about our
’possum hunts in the night woods
of the Dutch Fork in the winter.
Last week I told you about our
camp fires. We lay around ’em,
roasting ’taters and peanuts until
old Fido struck a trail or treed.
We would get quiet every now and
then and listen for him. Even
if he was a half mile away, we
could hear him across the hills.
He was stone deaf, and we always
went to him, even if ^ was across
the treacherous creek.
If he had hunted the woods
where we were out pretty well, we
.would put our fire out when we
left. Most of us wore wool hats.
We would turn them inside out
and carry some water from the
branch to put it out good< with. We
were always very fire cconscious
in the Fork, for we had to live
from our small acreages, and the
litter of those woods went into
stables with the manure for the
following crops. So we didn’t al
low woods fires. I never saw but
one as a kid, and everyone.turned
out to help put it out before it
got started good.
Old Fido was a sure thing for
’possums. As one of the Colored
boys who hunted with us said,
“Dat old Fido, he kin jes make
’possums.” His deafness was a
disadvantage though. You couldn’t
call him off a trail. When he
struck one, you just had to stay
with him, even though it might
be leaving time. He liked to
hunt as well as we. And the
only way you could ever terminate
one was .to catch him and take
him home with you. He had on a
leather collar. We would hook a
bullace vine through it and make
him follow us. At first he would
hang back and we had to drag
him. But soon he tired of hold
ing back, reconciled himself to
going home, and would follow
good.
No tree was too big for us to
cut, if old Fido treed up it. And
he never fooled us. However, we
found out that the old adage was
true, that the smallest ’possums
usually go up the largest trees.
Over 6Q million people are now
fully insured under the new re
quirements of the social security
law. Regular employment is neces
sary to obtain the highest possible
benefit payments when claimed.
Amateur Sportsmen
STOCK
RACES
Newbeny Fairgrounds
SPEEDWAY
Every Saturday Night
At 8:15 P.
Free Parking & Grandstand Seats
Come Early Bring a Friend
BIG Events
Real Thrillers
Laps of
RACING!
Come out and see the Best Drivers and the
Fastest Cars in South Carolina
Promoted by F. J. Bland and Buddy Davenport
Admission $2, Tax Included Children under 12 FREE
I LIKE to do my suffering in pri
vate. But I’ve found it impossi
ble to do so when you’re waiting
your turn in a doctor’s office.
I had a golfing date the other
day with this doctor friend and
he asked me to pick him up at
his office. When I arrived he still
had a patient to see, including a
rather over-stuffed matron who
looked as healthy as an ox.
I eased into a corner, as if a
patient. The nurse grinned, winked,
and said the doctor would be glad
to see me in a few minutes.
“I’m first,” the overstuff lady
says.
“Yes, ma’am,’’ the nurse says.
“My, you’re thin,” the matron
says. “What is it, consumption?”
•“Me!” I exclaimed. “Madam,
Til have you know I never felt
better in my life.” -
“Well,” she snorted. “You don’t
look it. If you’re feeling so good
what are you doing here?”
“That’s rather a personal ques
tion,” says I.
“Oh, a hypochondriac,” says she
'“All right, madam,” says L “If
you must know, they think 1 have
leprosy.”
“You poor man,” says she. For
a while she is silent And then began
to squirm and case side-long
glances toward me.
“Did you say leprosy?” says she.
“Yes, ma’am,” says I. “Ain’t it
awful.”
She squirmed in her seat for a
few moments and continued to
lean away from me until she had a
45 degree list to port
The nurse laughed. “I’ve always
considered you a bad influence on
the doctor,” says she, but I think
this has changed my mind.
“What about her?” says L
“Nothing wrong with her,” says
the nurse. “Just the biggest hypo
chondriac in town.”
“I don’t think I cap wait any
longer,” says she to the nurse. “I’d
better come back tomorrow.” She
almost jumped from her chair
after that statement and
scrammed.
STRICTLY FRESH
A NEW ENGLAND village offl-
cial was re-elected town
fence-viewer, burial agent and
measurer of wood and bark.
Sounds like he’s a handy man-
about-town.
• • •
One of ex-King Farouk’s huge
palaces will be used to house
30,000 chickens. Heck, the play
boy king himself never had a
harem that big. Just goes to
show, what improvements can be
made if you try.
• • •
A Philadelphia plainclothes
policeman fished gambling slips
out of a restaurant stewpot hid-
ing place. Guess the pot in that
game was sweetened a little too
much.
• * •
The Moscow newspaper Prav-
da condemned a White Russian
science institute for not having
produced a single scientific re
port in eight years. They prob
ably wrote one but couldn’t get it
past the censors. Must not have
followed the party line.
* * •
A Chicago housewife hid her
husband’s toupee when he made
ready to date another woman.
Bet he couldn’t top that.
FROM SKI IS TO NETS . . • Mary
Lois McKUIip, world’s Junior girls
ski champion, poses at Cypress
Gardens, Florida, in a fish-net
FARMS AND FOLKS
By J. M. ELEAZER
s
Clcmson Extension Information Specialist
HAND IN HAND
I like to see couples, young
and old, walking hand in hand at
times.
You know there are no strained
relations then. And a harmonious
team makes for the finest living.
When I came along boy and
girl were too bashful for this, or
feared teasing so. And life for the
oldsters was hard. They seldom,
if ever, saw time to walk hand
in hand and dream a bit.
It Is different now. I often see
our fine boys and girls walking
hand in hand, unabashed. And
a^ the summer camps I see gal
lantries often that we did not
know.
Our most cherished moments
now are walking at night, when
the kids are at home. Hand in
hand we go. And no matter how
far we stroll, we never want to
turn back.
COTTON STANDS
It’s about cotton planting time.
A good stand means so much
in making best yields now that
we should do all we can to get
’em. Our extension cotton man,
Sam Williams, m&kes these sug
gestions :
1. Plant on warm natured, well
drained land.
2. Use best seed of high germi
nation.
3. Place fertilizer two inches to
side or below seed or mix it well
with the soil before planting.
4. Treat seed before planting.
5. In case of rain, break crust
as soon as dry enough. ,
6. The use of a weeder will
help get cotton up and keep grass
down.
7. Don’t thin until danger of
early dying is over.
8. Leave good stand, 2 or 3
stalks to the foot.
The value of these pointers has
been proven by both experiment
and experience. A common mis
take is to take out too much cot
ton at thinning time. It is a pity
to get a good stand and then ruin
it by thinning too much. Most
of the cotton I saw out West
wasn’t thinned at all. And they
really make it. They -supply the
needed water though, and we
haven’t gotten to that yet general
ly with cotton. But we do need to
leave it about as Sam says above,
2 to 3 stalks per foot of row.
HYBRID SEED CORN SHORA
Our corn man Woodle, tells me
that our supply of good planting
seed of adapted strains of hybrid
corn is short in South Carolina
this year.
One thing that will help, he
points out, is for us to become ac
customed to planting round grains
too. You know all corn has some
of that sort on the end* of the
ears. In the past we have always
shelled those off and discarded
them from our seed corn. . But
since the coming of hybrid corn,
which is of necessity higher than
the other sort, experiment sta
tions have found that the round
grains make ju^t as good corn as
the flat ones. And they have
the advantage of being both
cheaper and having more grains
to the* bushel. So therd is no
reason why we should not use
them. In fact there are good rea
sons of economy why we should.
We have to use a special plate
FRIDAY, APRIL 3, 1953
in the planter to put grains out. I.
understand a soybean plate ream
ed out a bit or properly adjusted
will handle them. It is a good
plan to try it there on the hard
ground in the yard to make sure
it is putting them out right be
fore you go to the field.
“MORE EFFICIENT FARMING”
“More Efficient Farming” is the
theme of our state farm program
for 1953., ' j.
Now I don’t believe most of us
think we are inefficient. But we
are. Every one of us could im
prove on the way we do things. If
we were of a mind to.
We are all human. And folks
just naturally resist change. We
don’t generally improve our meth
ods until it becomes necessary.
Well, it looks like it has be
come necessary for 1963. For our
Dr. Rochester points out that it
looks like what we have to buy
will be higher and what we. sell
lower. Now folks, that calls for-
a change, if something Isn’t to,
pop. About that only avenue
open is to tighten up here and
there, preventing the leaks of old
inefficiencies, and thereby meet. t
this squeeze that we are in.
Your county agent can likely be
of help in figuring on short cuts
and efficiencies on your farm.
MAJOR WORKMAN ARRIVES
IN CITY FROM KOREA
Major Jack Workman, who has
been on duty for the past year in
Korea with the Air Force, arrived
in the city Saturday morning to
spend a month’s leave with his
wife and daughter, Carol at the
home of Mr. and Mrs. J. T. Mc-
Crackin on College street. He
will also visit his grandparents.
Judge and Mrs. Eugene S. Blease
on Boundary street.
At the termination of Major
Workman’s leave, he will report
to the Army Force’s Base at
Shreveport, La., for further orders-
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