The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, March 21, 1952, Image 7
THE NEWBERRY SI^N. NEWBERRY. S. C
1951 Broke Records
In National Parks
U. S. rangers have closed their
books on the greatest travel year
in the history of America’s na
tional parks.
From Maine to AJaska and Ha
waii, more than 36,700,000 people
—one in every four Americans—
visited historic shrines and saw
majestic scenery that they them
selves own as part of the far-flung
national park system. The figure
broke the 1950 record by nearly
four million.
Uncle Sam’s public park domain
—mountains and monuments, can
yons and caves—embraces more
land than the combined area of
Vermont, New Hampshire, Mass
achusetts, Rhode Island, Connect
icut, Delaware and half of New
Jersey. Half of the total is in 28
National Parks; the remainder in
175 National Monuments, histori
cal sites, battlefields, and memor
ials. National forests, ten times as
big, are not included.
Yellowstone is the largest Na
tional Park A fantastic land of
geysers, hot springs, mud volca
noes, waterfalls, mountains, and
forests, it sprawls across more
than two million acres of Wyom
ing, Montana, and Idaho.
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The sergeant was quizzing a
group of rookies. “Smith,” he asked,
“what’s the first thing you do when
cleaning a rifle?”
“I look at the number,” answered
the private.
“What’s that got to do with it?”
the sarge barked.
“That,” answered Smith, “is to
make sure I’m cleaning my own
gun!”
Let’s Get Straight!
A gangling youth walked to the
clerk of the codH and announced he
wanted a marriage license. “Cer
tainly,” said the clerk. "Where’s
the bride-elect?”
“What d-ya mean, bride-elect?”
asked the youngster. "There warn’t
no election—this gal appointed her
self.”
Hot Seat
“Look,” the attorney pleaded with
his client, “you’ve just got to give
me more facts to work with. Don’t
you understand, man, that you’re
facing the electric chair?”
The prisoner looked not at all
concerned. “That’s okay by me,”
he said. “Just make sure I don’t
have to sit in it!”
Separation
Millie: “What did Jim and Mary
do about their house when they got
their divorce?”
Mollie: “Mary says they divided
it, half and half.”
Millie: “flow could they do that?”
Mollie: “Oh, she’s agreed to stay
inside and he’s agreed to stay out
side.”
NATURE BOY
“Above all,” the doctor argued,
“you must eat more fruit, and par
ticularly the skin of the fruit. The
skin contains all the vitamins. What,
by the way, is your favorite fruit?”
The patient looked gloomy. “Co
conuts,” he said.
Too Mach Trouble
A minister advertised, for a
handyman and the next morning
a neat young man rang the bell.
“Can you start the fire and have
breakfast ready by seven o’clock?”
asked the minister.
The young man thought he could.
“Can you polish all the silver,
wash the dishes and keep the house
and grounds neat and tidy?” was
the next question.
“Look, Reverend,” protested the
young man. “I came here to see
about getting married, but if it’s
going to be anything like that, you
can count me out right now!”
TOUGH COURSE
A novice golfer approached the
first tee, nervously glancing around
to see if he were being observed.
Sure enough, there were about 30
people sitting on the club house
porch. Undaunted he teed up, se
lected his club, swung it in a mighty
arc—and missed. He swung again
and again, missing the ball each
time. Finally, he wiped his fore
head, turned to his audience and
said, ‘Tough course, ain’t it?”
A Question
“Hello! Is this the city bridge
department?”
“Yes! What can we do for you?”
“How many points do you get for
a little slam?”
CONSERVATION
A speaker was lecturing on for
est reserve. “I don’t suppose,”
said he, “that there’s a person in
the house who has done a single
thing to conserve our timber re
sources.”
Silence ruled for several sec
onds, and then a meek voice
from the rear of the hall timidly
retorted, “I once shot a wood
pecker.**
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WYLDfe AND WOOLY
WE VE MAD A GRAND TIME IN
NEW YORK. ON OUR WAY HOME
LETS STOP OFF AT DETROIT.
By Bert Thomas
"We used to hove such a good lime pouring over
the seed catalogues—but now oil he has time
for is fishing equipment catalogues."
r l don't look TOO devastating, do I?"
CHANGING. T1
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A home economist from the near
by state university was giving a
cooking demonstration before a
group of farm women. “Take an
egg.” she explained, “and carefully
perforate the basal end. Duplicate
the process In the apex. Then apply*
ing the lips to one of the apertures,
by forcibly exhaling the breath dis
charge the shell of its contents.”
Eighty-flve-year-old Aunt Cassie*
turned to a neighbor. “Beats all
how different these new-fangled
ways is," she whispered. “When
I was a gal, we just poked a hole
in each end—and blowedl**
; :—
. [• Wise Saying
Don’t put travel stickers all over
the windows of your car. It’s safer
to know where you’re going than to
brag of where you’ve been.
Growing Fever
Cogswell had taken up the saxo
phone and had become pretty un
popular in the apartment house. He
was riding down in the elevator one
morning and met another tenant.
‘Tell me honestly,” he said to the
neighbor, “does my practicing make
you nervous?”
“Well, it used to, when I first
heard the other tenants complaining
about it," the neighbor replied, “hut
now I don’t care what happens to
you.”
Face Savers
Two Chinese purchasing agents
for Chiang in Washington have been
recalled -for alleged fancy work in
connection with their buying opera
tions. They refuse to return to For
mosa, however, on the grounds that
their arrival would he followed by
a prompt chopping off of their
heads. It is quite understandable
why they object to losing face in
this mannex;.
Candid Comment
To a professional wrestler, get
ting the right trainer isn’t half as
important as getting the right beau
tician.
CAUSE FOR ACTION
The wife, of a mountaineer had
given birth to their 2?st child. The
ever-increasing family seemed to
worry the oldest boy of the bunch.
One day out in the field he saw sev
eral men with parachutes jumping
from a plane. He had never seen,
this before. He watched a few sec
onds, then ran to the house calling,
“Hey, pa, grab your gun and come
a-runhin’. The stork is droppin’ ’em
down full grown.”
Justice By The Page
In the early days of the old west,
an old-timer was elected justice
of the peace. As was usual he
knew no law. When cases were
brought before him he would take
out, with a flourish, a fine look
ing book, inside of which he had
fastened a Sears-Roebuck catalog.
One day he thumbed the pages,
put his finger on a point and said:
“You are fined $4.98.”
The defendant got up to protest.
“Sit down!” piS lawyer cautioned,
pulling at his coat-tail. “You’re
just plain lucky he turned to Pants
instead of Pianos.”
MUTUAL PROPOSITION
Young Jones seemed inordinately
proud of his new car. One day his
next door neighbor paused to com
pliment him upon its immaculate
-appearance. “Jones,” the neighbor
remarked, “you certainly keep your
car clean.”
The proud owner grinned sheepish
ly, and rejoined: “Heck, it’s mutual
—it keeps me clean, too.’*
FALSE ECONOMY
Sophomore: “Dad, do yon know
that you’re » lucky man?**
Father: “How is that?**
Sophomore: <r You won’t have
to bny new books for me this
year. I am taking last year’s
work over again.”
Little Mother
Little Fannie was busy with her
mother’s knitting needles; in fact,
she was so busy she didn’t notice
her mother come into the room.
“What are you doing?” asked the
mother.
“Oh,” she smiled demurely, ‘Tin
expecting a doll for my birthday.**
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BUSINESS Opportunity — Two larff*
spaces available lor ^ immediate occu
pancy. Good location down town in last
growing city. Will furnish water and
heat, reasonable rent. Contact W. c.
Washburn, Mgr. THE INN. Demepolto,
Aiufcuiea.
DOGS, CATS, PETS, ETC.
GERMAN SHEPHERD puppies. Champ-
ion Blood lines, *30.00 up. Write W. B.
Alford, Rt. t. Box S47, Jackson, Mias.
HELP WANTED — MEJ^
WANTED
Parts Manager for Internationl Harvester
Dealership. Motor Truck Repair Parts
Dept. Town of 25.000. PosiUon demands
experienced person. Salary commensurate
with ability and past experience. Firm
has been in business *“ty y* ar8 * **15
position is permanent for the applicant
whose past record conforms to tne re
quirements. J. M. EDGERTON <fc SON,
INC., GODLSBORO, NX.
HELP WANTED—MEN, WOMEN
TEACHERS Wanted Immediately. Home
Ec., Comm., Band. Music, Girls PE.
Library,' English, Latin, Spanish, Lower
Grades. Journalism, Science. Teacher*
Exchange, Boulder, Col*.
HELP WANTED—WOMEN
WOMEN SEW NoekUes from our
You make them, we sell them. M
furnished. Handcrafted Ties, 11«1 Guldou,
St. Paul •. Minn.
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[STEREO Hampshire '•’igs, from
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S uyer T s name. Few grown hogs. John P.
lessuros, Cltronclie, Alabama. e
REGISTERED Hampshire Hogs—Select
ed breeding stock available. Satisfaction
f uaranteed. Ship anywhere. Lelaad
ands, GlennviUe, Georr'a-
MISCELLANEOUS
TREASURE MAPS. 357 Authentic Jo-
cations in U.S. 4 map series. $5.00 cash.
Electronic Locators. Caribbean Co., SOS
Guaranty Bldg., W. Palm Beach, Florida.
IMPORTED Swiss pocket alarm watch".
7 jewels—precision made. Remembers
your appointments, wakes you on time.
Guaranteed. $8.90 postpaid. W. B. Harris
Distributors, Benson, Arizona. *
YELLOW Locust Fence Posts. Last 50
years or longer. Special prices on trailer
loads. Any amount. Ted Davis, Kinarda,
South Carolina. ^ i'^nrr
LOCUST POSTS—By the thousand. Write
or call for price. Moffat Service Statloa
phono 2802, Blue Ridge, Ga.‘
tvered
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AGED Mellow fire-cured tobacco. Extra
smoking and chewing. 5 lbs. dellvc
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r POULTRY, CHICKS & EQUIP.
PRODUCTION red baby chicks that make
real layers. Production red cockerels.
$9 per hundred.
8nutty’s Poultry Far
Main St., Clariston, Ga.
oduction red cockerels.
Ga.-U.S. pullorum clean.
Farm and Hatchery, 41$
REAL ESTATE—BUS. PROP.
MELBOURNE business corner 60'xl43’
field, Melbourne, Fla.
REAL ESTATE—M1SC.
ORCHARDS: beautiful mountain scenery;
building sites; comfortable homes. I. W.
Mason, Saluda, NX.
SEEDS, PLANTS, ETC.
CERTIFIED Coastal Bermuda. Write for
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Lakeland, Georgia.
Buy U.S. Defense Bonds!
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THE ANSWER TO OXFORD’S
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7, Belshazzar’s feast and the hand
that wrote on the wall. Daniel was
die only one who could read the wait
ing* which foretold Belshazzar’s
downfall (set the Pilgrim Editigu si
the Holy Bible, Daniel $)•
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