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THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY. S. C
Storage Buffet fs
Easy to Construct
STORAGE UNIT
BUFFET
MTTtRN 226
•PHESE four units may be com-
* bined in different ways to be
used in almost any room. They are
as simple to make as so many
boxes. Yet, modern glue and sim
ple joints make them sturdy and
strong. Pattern 226 shows every
construction step and lists all ma
terials. Price 25c.
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WORKSHOP PATTERN SERVICE
Drawer 10
Bedford Hills, New fork
Remove Corn from Jar
To remove canned corn-on-the-
cob from a jar. insert a corkscrew
in the end of the center cob and
pull up gently. Other ears will
come out easily.
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Candied Fruit
Steam candied fruit that has be
come dry, in a double boiler for
10 to 15 minutes before adding to
fruit cake. Restores moisture to
fruit.
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Grated Peeling
Grate orange and lemon peel on
waxed paper. Use brush to free
the peel that sticks to grater.
Grated peel slides, off waxed
paper, easy, ^oopcasure.
Clothes Pin Use
Pin a sprin^ypo eiothes pin to
the edge of your part if ydif do a
lu. of cooking that requires fre
quent stifring. It will serve as a
holder for your spoon, preventing
dripping or fishing for the spoon
if it slips into the pan.
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Scalloped Potatoes
Next time you make scalloped
potatoes add a topping of buttered
bread crumbs.
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Frosting Cake
Use a rubber spatula to put
frosting on a cake. Does a smooth,
fast job, and scrapes the bowl
clean.
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Decorating Cakes
When decorating cakes, use a
child’s sectioned feeding dish to
separate the various colored
icings.
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Mending Gloves
Mending finger-tip holes in your
gloves will be easy if you put on
a thimble, put on the glove and
mend.
GOT A COLD
TAKE '
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ODD RELIEF
THE ANSWER TO OXFORD’S
Pilgrim Bible quiz
6. Joseph was 17 years old when his
brothers through jealousy sold him
for 20 pieces of silver to the Ish-
meelites who took him into Egypt
(see Genesis 37:1-28 in the Pilgrim
Edition of the Holy Bible).
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JITTER
By Arthur Pointer
WYLDE AND WOOLY
^ YOU'D LIKE NEW YORK CITY Ip”
SOMEONE YOU LOVE WAS HERE 1 .
By Bert Thomas
Did yoti notice how hard he tried to look
casual when he passed us?"'
MADE HIS POINT
The professor grimly eyed the
class as he prepared to return a
batch of examination papers. “You
will remain seated, while they are
passed out,” he commanded. “If you
were to stand, it is conceivable that
you might accidentally form a circle
—which would make me liable for
arrest,**
There was, of course, a nibble at
the bait. “Why?” chorused several
voices.
“For maintaining a dope ring.*'
\ Pardon, Sir
Club Expert—“Your trouble Is
that you don't address the ball
properly.’*
Novice—“Well, I was polite to the
darn thing as long as possible.**
Bight!
Junior had played too muen and
not studied enough during the school
year, but when examination time
came around he got the right an
swer to at least one question. The
question was: “State the number
of tons of coal moved by the rail
roads in any given year.’’ After
scratching his head for long min
utes he suddenly beamed and wrote
down:
“1492—none.’*
THOUGHTFUL
He was a wealthy but niggardly
guest and as he was leaving the
hotel after a month’s stay, the serv
ants who had waited on him hand
and foot were clustered about, wait
ing for their tips. The stingy one
barged past them and to his wait
ing car. But the hotel porter who
had opened the door tor him thrust
out an expectant palm.
“You’re not going to forget me,
sir?’’ he grinned anxiously.
The departing guest grasped the
outstretched hand. “No, my boy,’’
he said in a voica charged with
emotion, “I’ll write you.”
Wants Company
Chemistry Prof (to class)—“If
this chemical were to explode I'd
be blown through the roof. Now
come close so that you can follow
me.’
SNAPPY ANSWER
Two farmers were sitting on the
front porch of the general store
when a city slicker drove up in a
flashy convertible.
“Hey, you,” yelled the driver,
“how long has this town been
dead?’’
“Can’t be long,’* snapped back one
of the natives; “you’re the first
buzzard we’ve seen.”
Nonchalant
With half a hundred people look
ing on, he stepped up to his ball,
took a mighty swing, and missed.
Again he addressed the pellet,
swung and whiffed. A third time
he tried, but to no avail. The crowd
became highly embarrassed. But
not so our hero. With a nonchalant
smile he turned to the assembled
multitude and remarked. “Tough
course, isn’t it?”
Mutual Feeling
Teacher—“I hope I didn’t see you
looking at Fred’s book. Tommy.’*
Tommy—“I hope you didn’t, too,
sir.”
WHO KNOWS?
City ChUd: “What are those
things on the cow’s bead?”
Farmer: “Horns.”
Cow: “Moo-oo-oo.”
City Child: “Which one is he
blowing now?”
RECOVERY
He was a very absent-minded
lawyer. When he began to plead
the cause of his client, the defend
ant, he said:
“I know the prisoner at the bar.
He bears the reputation of being
the most consummate, impudent
scoundrel in this county . . .”
There was a* flurry in the court
room, and the lawyer’s partner
hurried over and whispered.
“S-h-h-h, Tom. It’s your client
you’re speaking of.”
Immediately the attorney contin
ued, “. . . but what great and good
man ever lived who was not slan
dered by many of his contempo
raries?” /
Changing Times
Grandpa: “When 1 was young,
all I wanted was a gig and a gal.”
Pop: “When I was young, I
wanted a flivver and a flapper.”
Son: “Just give me a plane and
a Jane.”
R.S.V.P. Requested?
Little Butch was throwing a party
and his mother insisted he invite a
neighbor boy h* had just had a fight
with. Came the party, and the little
neighbor didn’t show up. “Did you
invite Johnny?” asked Butch’s
mother, suspiciously.
“Of course I did. I not only in
vited him—I dared him to come.”
Agreement
Butcher—“I can’t ctoe you any
more credit, sir. Your bill is bigger
now than it should be.”
Customer—“I know '"that. Just
make it out as it should be and I’ll
pay it”
Wouldn't .Be Noticed
A man applying for a job was
told that the company had all the
employees it could use.
“Yeah, but you could still hire
me,” said the applicant. “The little
bit of work I’d do wouldn’t be no
ticed.”
GOOD IDEA
Our Sarge was trying to impress
a class of recruits on his physical
prowess. He described the way he
swam three times across a broad
river before breakfast.
Came a laugh from the rear, and
his dignity was*singed.
“What’s so funny?” he demanded.
“I was -wondering,” said the
rookie who replied, “why you didn’t
make dt four times and get back
on the side where you left your
clothes.”
Dissatisfied Customer
Customer—“I want to buy a
plow.”
Clerk—“Sorry, we have no plows.”
Customer—“This is a heck of a
drug store!”
Sly Husband
Mert: “I’d like to get a divorce.
My husband and I just don’t get
along.”
Gert: “Why don’t you sue him tor
incompatibility?”
Mert: “I would, if I could catch
him at it.”
FARMER’S VIEWPOINT
The big city boy was gloating a
little as he pointed out the metro
politan sights to the lad from the
country, when a beauty-parlor “vi
sion” came into view. She was a fin
ished product—artful hairdo, mask
like complexion with a gaudy gash
of lipstick, and sinister-looking fin
gernails of lacquered bright crim
son.
“Now, what do you think of that?”
asked the city boy. •
“Well,” replied the country lad
after due consideration, “speaking
as a farmer, it looks to me like it’s
mighty poor soil that requires so
much top-dressing.”
DID ms BEST
Hubby: “When anything goes
wrong around our house, 1 just
get busy and fix it.”
Wifey: “Oh, yeah! Since yon
fixed the clock the cuckoo hacks
ont and asks, ’What time Is It?* ”
Practical Dad
Daughter—“I know we should
have been home from the dance
earlier. Dad, but Bob knew some
new steps.”
Father—“Well, you don’t have to
sit on them till 3 in the mominu.”
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knows no season, takes nicely to
almost any fabric.
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Pattern No. 8787 Is a sew-rito Perfo
rated pattern In sizes 14V4. 16M».
18% 20%. 22%. 24%. Size 14%, s*»ori
sleeve, 5 yards of 38-inch.
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Why AC Electric Iron
Not Used with DC
Q: L have an electric iron,
marked “For AC only.” Why
W9n’t such an iron heat up juat
as well on direct current?
A: The iron would heat up on
DC, but the thermostat which
regulates its temperature would
not work properly. The thermo
stat includes a pair of contacts
which open when the desired tem
perature is reached and close, to
turn the current on again, as
more heat is needed. With alter
nating current, these contacts do
not need to open more than about
one five-hundredth of an inch. On
direct current, however, the cur
rent would arc across the con
tacts. Unless they were opened
at least 3/8ths of an inch, the
arcing would continue and the
current would not be shut off.'
With AC the direction of the cur
rent alternates 60 times a second,
so it is actually at zero 120 times
each second. i
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