The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, March 07, 1952, Image 7
VIRGIL
Hanging Brooms
Nail two empty spools to the
wall of your kitchen or the inside
of your closet so idle brooms
won’t be forever falling over.
Hang the broom upside down on
the spools.
• • •
Ball of Yarn
You don’t have to “borrow”
your husband when you want to
roll a skein of yarn into a ball
Just loosen the screw on top of .one
of your lamp shades and put the
skein around the shade. It will re
volve as you wind.
* • •
Save Old Socks
Don’t throw away old woolen
socks. Put them over your shoes
when you start painting walls or
furniture. If paint spills you can
wipe it up with your foot.
!'■«».’ '?!•• . * * *
Flowerpots Won’t Fall
Flowerpots won’t fall off your
window sill if you place a curtain
rod across the window. It won’t be
noticeable if you paint the rod the
same color as the window.
• • •
Waldorf Salad
To make a Waldorf salad,
squeeze the juice of a lemon over
about two cups diced apples, add
a cup of finely cut celery and a
half cup of broken walnut meats.
Mix with enough mayonnaise to
moisten and sprinkle with paprika
before serving on salad greens.
Pie Dough
A good way to handle pie dough
is to place it on waxed paper.
Gather up the paper into a bag and
manipulate the dough through the
paper until it forms a ball and- is
well blended.
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THE ANSWER TO OXFORD’S
Pilgrim Bible quiz
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both claimed the same baby, Solomon
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and displayed the wisdom of God
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HOW MONTICEUO
Conveniently Located in
Prominent Cities
iST TO THE NATION
By Leu Klein
SUNNYSIDE
by Clock S. Hops
RIMIN' TIME
Qaida boy who was all
IN A DITHER
Bout a maiden who played
ON A ZITHER:
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"MV KISSES MEAN LESS
Than that BUHEOTHNfitiaK*-
By POSEN
SINCE THEN HE AIN'T EVER
BEEN WITH ’ER/
BESSIE
By NICK PENN
MUTT AND JEFF
anonow
By Bud Fisher
JITTER
By’ Arthur Pointer
WYLDE AND WOOLY
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COWBOY
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By Bert Thomas
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*\ gotta practice. With baseball and stuff coming up,
it'll be a good idea YHoyc some credits built up!"
Did you notice how hard he tried to look
casual when he passed us?"
The customer had picked out
seven large apples at the grocery
store. “That will be eighty-five
cents, please,” said the clerk.
The customer handed the clerk
a dollar bill and started to walk out.
“You forgot your change, sir,”
called the clerk. v
‘That’s all right, you keep it,”
came the retort, “I stepped on •
grape on my way in.”
jest
JESTIN' ^
men cost
Not Finished
My brother swallowed a box of
firecrackers.
Is he all right now?
I don’t know. I haven't heard the
last report. v
Depending
Tell me, are the girls today as at
tractive as the girls of SO years
ago? ,
Contestant: Yes, providing they’re
not the same girls.
Canght.
Mrs. Wild: “Mrs. Wilkins has a
very bad habit.”
Mr. Wild: “What Is it, dear?”
Mrs. Wild. “She turns around and
looks back every time we pass in
the street.”
Mr. Wild: “How do you know?”
ONE IMPROVEMENT
Billings was telling a fellow com
muter about the muscle-building
course he was taking. “I’ve been
taking this course for a year,” he
said. “Every week the mailman
brings me heavier weights and big
ger equipment.”
“But you don’t look as though
you have any more muscles than
you did before,”- commented his
companion.
“Yeah, I know,” replied Bill
ings, “but you ought toJfsee my
mailmanl”
True Fan
Bing: What’s your new picture
about?
Jimmy: I don’t know; I bavei’t
seen it yet.
Bing: But you read the script,
didn’t you?
Jimmy: Oh, I never do that. If I
read the script, it kinda spoils it for
me when I see it in a theater.
TERRIFIC SPEED
A jet pilot had the job of carry
ing a Very Important Person to New
York City. After a short time in the
air he turned to the big shot: “We
missed New York, sir. We’ll have
to circle back.”
“How could you possibly miss a
huge city like New York?” blus
tered the VIP.
The pilot confessed: *T blinked.”
• Obliging
Mistress, to new maid: “Nora,
you have had no less than six young
men calling on you this week. Don’t
you think that’s too many?”
New Maid, brightly: “Oh, no,
madam. But if you would like me to
introduce you to one of them, I’U
be glad to.”
For Just Cause
‘‘You say this woman shot her
husband with this pistol and at close
range?” asked the coroner of the
eye-witness to the tragedy.
“Yes, sir.”
“Were there powder marks on his
face?”
“Yes, sir; that’s why she shot
him!”
TiONG PANTS
Son: “Dad, what was your
great ambition when yon were a
boy?”
Dad: “To wear long pants. And
I’ve had my wish. If there is
anybody else in the country that
wears his pants 'onger than I do,
I’d like to see him.”
NOT A CHANCE
The revenue officer called at the
home of a mountaineer and found
nobody at home fmt a small boy.
*Td like to see your pappy,” he
said.
“Pappy’s up at the still,” was the
reply.
“And your mammy?” *
“Mammy’s up there, too,” the
boy said.
“I’ll give you a dollar,” the rev-
enuer proposed craftily, “if you’ll
take me up there.”
“All right,” agreed the moun
taineer’s son, “give me the dollar.”
“I’ll give it to you when we get
back,” the officer said.
“Give it to me now, mister,” re
plied thfc boy. “You ain’t a-coming
back.”
Same Clues
Claims Adjuster: “Why didn’t you
report the robbery at once? Didn’t
you suspect something when you
came home and discovered all of the
bureau drawers pulled out with the
contents scattered all over?”
Claimant: “Why, no. I thought
that my husband had been looking
for a dean shirt.”
Herd or Heard?
look at that bunch
of
“Hey.
cows.”
“Not bunch, herd.”
“Heard of what?”
“Herd of cows.”
“Sure, I’vo heard of cows.”
“I meant a cow herd.”
“What do I care if a cow heard? V
haven’t said anything I’m ashamed
of!”
Not Resting
Prisoner: “The judge sent mo
here for the rest of my li?C&rv~
Guard: “Why are you complain
ing?”
Prisoner: “Swingin' this:, dodge
hammer isn’t my idea of a rest.'"
WALKING’S BETTER
—
The elderly gentleman was walk
ing past a drug store when, with
out warning, a young man dashed
out of the shop, took a flying leap
in the air with his kegs astride, and
fell in a heap in the gutter.
The older man hurried over to
him.
“Dear, dear!” he said sympathet
ically. “Are you hurt?”
“NO,” was the sharp reply, “But
I*d like to meet the villain who took
my bike away.” ^
Need Remedy
Doctor—“Well, Mr. Jones, how
are you feeling this morning?”
Jones—“Much better, thank you.
The only thing that troubles me is
my breathing.”
Doctor—“Um—yes. W« must boo
if we can’t get something to stop
that.”
LITTLE helper
A minister, raising his eyes from
the pulpit in the midst of his Sun
day morning sermon, was paralyzed
with amazement to see his young
son in the balcony pelting the lis
teners in the pews on the main floor
with beans from a beanshooter.
While the minister was trying to
gather his wits in order to stop this
outrage, the youngster shouted:
“You ’tend to your preaching.
Paw, I’ll keep ’em ewakel”
Lawyer
COOLER TOMORROW
Magistrate: “Driving through
the red light win cost yon $10
and casts, and the next time
yen’D go to jail, understand?”
Culprit: “Yes, Your Honer,
just like a weather report — fine
today, cooler tomorrow.”
Not-So Stories
“Doc, 1 get awful pains when I
bend over, put my hands belew my
knees, straighten up and bring them
above my waist”
"Well, why make such silly move
ments, then?”
“Silly, my eye! How else do you
think I can get my pants on?”
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• • •
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MUSTEROLE
Bran Nut Bread
Wonderful for lunch box
or party sandwiches
1 sag I cop Kellogg’s ALL-MAN
Vi cop sugar 2 ceps sifted Soar
1 cup milk 3 tap. baking powder
2 tbsp. melted 1 tap. sail
shortening % cup chopped nutmeata
Beat egg and sugar until light. Add
milk, shortening, all-bkak. Sift fieur
with baking powder and salt; com
bine with nutmeata; add to first mix
ture, stirring only until combined.
Bake In greased loaf pan, with waxed
paper on bottom. In moderate even
(350‘F.) about 1 horn:. Yield: 1 loaf
(9% x 414-in. pan).
Delicious with filling* of cream
cheese and chopped ginger, chopped
ham or egg, smoky cheese, peanut
butter.
For yoetbfel
regularity.
Stout Heart
Farmer — “An* how’s
Jones doing. Doctor?”
Doctor—“Poor fellow, he’s lying
at death’s door.”
Farmer—“That’s grit for ye; at
death’s door, an* still lying.”
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