Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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Rubbed on chest, throat, and back — stainless Penetrr promptly eases tightened muscles ... its medicated vapors clear head, loosen phlegm, soothe throat, ease cough. Keep Penetro handy . . . To day. get Penetro Quick-Acting Rub THE ANSWER TO OXFORD’S Pilgrim Bible quiz 1. The Golden Calf, produced by die people in Moses’ absence, evi denced their lack of faith and trust in God, and Moses’ M anger waxed hot” (tee the Pilgrim Edition of the Holy Bible, Exodus 32:1-20), For Hard-to-Find BOOKS The Giralda Book Service P.O. Box 1549 Miami 9, Fla. Write for our free list #15 “Cook Books, Old and New” St Joseph aspirin H» ASPIRIN AT ITS BEST I i : * ! r •i~~WTrWr All-Star Muffins 4 kinds from 1 easy recipe 2 tbsp. shortening V* cup sugar or moir cup milk 1 cup sifted flour 1 egg 2!A tsp. baking 1 cup KeHogg’s powder All-Bran Vi teaspoon salt Blend well shortening, sugar; add , beat well. Stir in all-bran, milk; soak until most moisture is taken up. Sift flour with baking powder, salt; add to first mixture, stir only until combined. Pill greased muffin pans % full Bake in preheated mod. hot oven (400*F.) 30 min. Yield: 9 medium or 12 small muffins. Spicy Bran Muffins: Mix 1 tsp. butter, ft oup sugar, 1 tsp. cinnamon. Sprin kle ever unbaked muffin batter. Fruity Muffins: Add to flour mixture 1 tbsp. grated orange rind, cup diced dried apricots. Honoy-Nut Muffins: Put 1 tsp. honey, chapped nut- meats 1r each greased muffin cup; add batter. The finest thing a girl can do in our National Emergency ENROLL AS A * STUDENT NURSE Ask the Director of Nurses at your local hospital for Informa tion or apply to a collegiate or hospital School of Nursing. , ■ • THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY. S. C. RIMIN' TIME By POSEN MUTT AND JEFF MAYBE GIRLS NEED A LITTLE ENCOURAGEMENT/) By Bud Fisher JITTER WYLDE AND WOOLY Broke, and headed for new York. our Heroes wave spcmeo that ARCH CRIMINAL. DESPICABLE DESMOND. x »*••**•✓ it — $S,OOOj- WOOLY, YOU CAPTURE him, and i'll Give YOU 30% OF THE MONEY/ By Bert Thomas "Doesn’t he have some blocks or something he can play with?" "What a nightmare! You turned out to be Robert Taylor's uncle—and that meant he and I couldn't get married!" SUPPLY AND DEMAND A young matron in whom the shopping instinct was strong asked a butcher the price of a hamburger steak. ’Twenty-five cents a pound,** be replied. ‘‘But,’* she said, “the price at the corner store is only twelve cents.** "Vel,” asked Otto, *‘vy don’t you buy it down there?’* ‘They haven’t any,** she ex plained. “Oh, I see,** replied the butcher. **Ven I don’t have it I sell for ten cents.” VIEW POINTS A Spaniard, an American, and a Scotsman were discussing what they would do if they awoke one morn ing to discover that they were mil lionaires. The Spaniard said he would build a bull ring. The American said he would go to Paris to have a time. The Scotsman said he would go to sleep again to see if he could make another million. Source of Joy Nothing is so gratifying to a wife as to see a double chin on her hus band’s old flame. Check Closely Husbands are like furnaces—you have to watch them or they’ll go out. I Poor Bill Everyone in my family was a good swimmer except Bill. He was killed in a dive on the west side. Changing Manners Once upon a time man used to gat out of the way of womap driv er through chivalry. Now it’s she*r panic. WATCHDOG (S) A family moved from the city to a suburban locality and were told that they should get a watchdog to guard the premises at night. So they bought the largest dog that was for sale in the kennels of a neighbor ing dog fancier, who was a German. Shortly afterward the house was en tered by burglars who made a good haul, while the big dog slept. The man went to the dog fancier and told him about it. “Veil, vat you need now,” said the dog merchant, “is a leedle dog to vake up the big dog.” Always Ready Real Estate Salesman: “Would you like to see a model home first?” Prospect: “Glad to, what time does she quit work?” It Says Here Bigamist—One who loves not wise ly but two well. NO ESCAPE The two Irishmen, newly arrived in America, had put up in a small room in Hoboken. One night, pes tered with mosquitoes, they kept slapping at their faces and arms, trying to keep the pests off until they could get to sleep. Finally, about two o’clock in the morning, when they were both more than weary from their efforts, a firefly happened to sail through the open window. “It’s no use, Pat, me lad,” said one. “Here comes one o’ the crit ters a-searchin’ fer us wid a lan tern!” Smart Boy Teacher: “How many sexes are there?” “Little Boy: “Three.” Teacher: “What are they?” Little Boy: “The male sex, the Female sex, and the insects.” NEVER MEET A train operated by a Norwe gian engineer starts to New York from Albany just as a train with a drunken engineer leaves New York for Albany. There’s only one track, no switches or sidings, yet the trains do not collide. Why? Because Norse is Norse and Souse is Souse and never the twain shall meet. What Else? “When you have your tonsils re moved they call it a tonsillectomy. When they remove your appendix they call it an appendectomy. What do they call it when they remove a growth from your head?” *1 give up, sonny. What do they call it when they remove a growth from your head?” \ “A haircut” Unseen Voices A psychiatric board was testing the mentality of a Negro soldier. “Do you ever hear voices without being able so tell who is speaking •r where the voices come from?” he was asked. “Yes, suh,” answered the Negre. “And when does this occur?” “When I answers de telephone.** Would Be Better **Your fiance is charming. He has a certain something.” “Yes, but father says he wishes George had something certain.” Started Something The wife, wording a crossword puzzle, turned to her mate. “What is a female sheep, dear?” “Ewe” he replied without look ing 'up—and the fight was onl GOOD WORKER “Rastus,” said old Judge Prouty, “do you think it’s right to leave your wife hard at work ever the washtub while you pass your time fishing?” “Yas, sah,” replied the darky earnestly. “It’s all right. Mah wife don* need any watchin*. She’ll wuk jet’ as hard as if I was dah.” Room for Doubt He: “Is my face dirty, or is it my imagination?” She: “Your face is dean; I don’t know about your imagination.” Spicy Saying No man likes to be beaten to the punch—especially if it*s spiked. ONE REQUEST A Swedish farmer who wanted to make his permanent home in this country appeared for his naturaliza tion papers. “Are you satisfied with the gen eral eonditions of this country?” he was asked. “Yah, sure,” answered the hope ful one. “And does this government of ours suit you?” “Well, yah, mostly,” stammered the man, “enly I lak see more rain.” Definition A theory is a hunch with a college education. NOT MUCH Sign seen at a County Fair: Sensational! Daring! Thrilling! Breath-Taking! A Human Being Diving from a Height of Fifty Feet into a Pail of Water! Cynic—“What’s so daring about that? It’s only a drop in the bncket.” Calendar Marriage “So your married life is very unhappy. What’s the trouble, De cember married to May?” “Heavens, no! It’s Lab^r Day married to the Day of Rest” Silent Sal The young man said he knew his girl could keep a secret, because they had been engaged for weeks before even be knew anything a be it it CLASSIFIE DEPARTMEt agents LOCAL PISTHIBUTOB WANtBM kmr nationally known line of high qualror *•* lective cosmetics. Be your own make snore than wages! Marie D United Enterprises, Ine., IB S.E. Street, Evansville S, Indiana DOGS, CATS, PETS, BTC. dogs. F trained. ce S100 and FEW Outstanding shooting and Setters. Thoroughly tra show over daily. Price SIC. — Write your needs. Archie Bruee. nt. Crosavine, Ala. BEAGLES—e males, 314 yrs., . male IVi yrs.. started; female 1 *»_ y»f and 4 beautiful pups, 12 week*; Istered. E. L. PkflUps, »00 W. ttatfln, Talladega, Alabama. . HELP WANTED- MEN MEN wbe are not satisfied with . yearly Income. Full or part-tune 1902 can be your best earning year. for details. N. V. Webb, Ben ielgh. North Carolina. HELP WANTED—WOMEN LADIES! Big money, making our ful rugs In your own borne. Full " time, very simple. Particulars : Florida Rag Creations, F< Florida. HELP WANTED—MEN, WOMEN SHUT-INS . . . widows, disabled make cood money at home. T — INSTRUCTION DO.CHILDREN^rale_your n Vith Chile self. It’s $1 for “Living to protect yours _ hope Eidetic FonadaHon, Alabama. LIVESTOCK KEGIST'ekED Yorkshire 6flts brad imported boar. Alabama’s lar er. Buy tee best lor S125. 1 Haghee, Madfeon, Alabama. HOME of the Present National Boar, “Grand Master.” Other _ blood lines as Fashion Boy, Ring _ Oakdale Royal. Prize Goods and Row. Bred gilts to the present r champion. Pigs 980.00 up. Crete a rhs anywhex*. Inspection invited.Ward Far inspc Bt. S, Marietta. Ga. P MISCELLANEOUS TOUR Pietare on Stamps from any size snapshot or Send picture plus $2 for 100 ,— Personalize your stationery, also other uses. BOB HENRx, Miami Beach, Florida. PRESERVE Flowers almost profitable hobby or home use. i Bales Ce., Ben SBS, Patebegse &. N. BE THE LIFE of your next Amaze your friends with aa a at party Jokes and tricks. Send _ - lars for a large variety of fun to: L. 189 Peace St., Providence, R. I.‘ FARMERS, get out your old truek. aad buy a load of oranges. They are ment Inspected U.8. No. 1 and cost 90c per bushel. Pomona Gltroo Pomona Park, Fla, SEEDS, PLANTS, ETC. daad. AZALEAS and CamelHae vigorous plants, all tee varieties and colors; some and forms. Write for descriptiona prices. Dlnle Plantation N Greenville, Florida. Buy U.S. Defense Bonus! » t> WNU—7 HE SAYS ORA DENTURE CLEANSER DENTISTS PRAISE ORA Ibl a survey, an overwhelming major ity of dentists praised thia marvelous new cleanser. No harmful brushing that can ruin dentures. Just place in ORA solution for 15 minutes or over night. Removes tobacco stains. ORA is guaranteed not to harm dentures. Get ORA today. All druggists. A Product of McKesson A Robbins, loo.