The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, December 21, 1951, Image 6

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Wie*?0A 'V t ■ ' ' ■ . ‘ . 4 ■ •«>'. ' V VsCr-i ’ -'* «-. *1*^. ‘*c*. i ■‘^r^u- ^ * .. .»,, I * * ~*/ : *[ : f'V* % THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY. S. C. THE rouin pSPOPTEP IN WASHINGTON WALTER SHE AO, WNU Correspondent (First of two columns on * the federal budget.) Behind the Figures There is an old saying that fig ures never lie, but that liars may figure. As a result, a man with a sharpened pencil can make the fed eral budget prove most anything by the complex set of *igures contained in that document. For instance, there was a story released recently without any ex planation whatever to the effect that “President Truman has col lected more taxes from the Ameri can people than all other presidents combined.” That statement, as far as it goes, is true, but by the same token President Truman has distrib uted back into the pockets of the American people more tax money than all other presidents combined. Economists who study the federal budget strictly from a dollar-and- cents basis take into account fac tors which are not revealed in the figures approved by the congress. These factors are the programs which the government operates as trustee through trust funds. They include unemployment insurance, old age and survivors insurance, and veterans life insurance. As a matter of fact, the Bu reau of the Budget estimates that for the fiscal year ending June 30, 1952, payments to the public from the budget, includ ing these trust funds which have been growing for several years, will exceed receipts from the public under present tax laws by 12.8 billion dollars. Most taxpayers get the impres sion that the 1952 budget of some thing like 76 billion dollars, recent ly approved by this congress, is a green light for government bureau crats to go out and spend it all in this fiscal year, come what may. The fact is, however, that out of the new money appropriated for 1952 only some 37.1 billions will be spent in this fiscal year. Some 34.5 bil lions was appropriated prior to this year and 57.3 billions will not be spent until 1953 or later. • • » ictual Expenses ie actual expenses of running ie government is about $1,351,000,- 000. However, we see an item of an estimated $1,429,000,000 for “agri culture and agricultural resources.” The natural inference is that’s a lot of money to run the Department of Agriculture, when actually it does not include administrative expense. The sum is broken down ap proximately as follows: Farm price supports and related pro grams, $504,000,000; agricultural land and water conservation, $357,000,000; rural electrification and rural telephone loans $269,- 000,000 (which is payed back); farm ownership and operation leans $141,000,000 (also paid back with interest); and re search and other agricultural services, $148,000,000. This takes about 1.6 per cent of the total budget. 0 0 0 - — General Government Getting back to the $1,351,000,000 cost of operating the general gov ernment, this is broken down ap proximately as follows: Operation of all the agencies in the executive division, including 29 boards and commicsions, nine cabinet offices, 12 departments and agencies, five temporary agencies, and six execu tive offices, $427,000,000; civilian employees retirement fund, $320,- 000,000; management of all govern ment property and central services, $205,000,000; legislative and judicial functions, $73,000,000; weather bu- «eau, immigration control, etc., $162,- fOtt.OOO; and dispersal and other functions, $164,000,000. • • • Economic Aid Even the multi-billion appropria tion for economic aid to foreign na tions of something like $7,000,000,- 000 finds its way in pa.t back into the pockets of American business men, industralists and farmers, be cause the fund is largely credit for machinery, food, armament, etc., bought in this country. And for the sake of the rec ord, although about $2,000,000,- •00 will be paid out in old age 1 and survivors Insurance this year, there is a balance in that fund for more than $16 billion. There is a balance of $2.8 bil lion in the railroad retirement fund. 4-^ The expenses of military services and international obligations eat up 68 per cent of the budget; interest on the national debt, 8 per cent; veterans benefits, 7 per cent, and all other functions, 17 per cent Gamblers Quitting The federal law requiring gam blers to purchase a tax stamp to operate is driving the professionals underground or out of business. Ac cording to latest reports only 1,200 have filed for the stamp. At least 17,000 were considered potential . customers. One bookie expressed the general attitude o£ gamblers: *Tmg! quitting. This racket was tough enough in the first place. Now with the G-men breathing on your neck it’s strickly for the birds.” Crime in America By ESTES KEFAUVER H United States Senator Fifteen of a Series California: Where Lobbyists Grow Big and Mobsters Thrive Crime and Corruption in California had a special flavor—exotic, over-ripe and a little sickening. The rackets, like the state itself, were big and colorful. For years, parts of California literally have been infested with every conceivable kind of gambling racket. The “take” runs into the millions. One big gambling racket broken up in Los Angeles after the California Crime Commission went into business was the so-called Guarantee Finance Co., which posed as a legitimate loan agency while fronting for a $6,000,000 bookmaking combine. Its records disclosed payments totalling $108,000 for “juice,” the California gamblers euphemism (in Florida, it’s ”ice”) for “protection” money. The Los Angeles city police de partment was headed by a deter mined officer, Chief William H. Parker. Our committee, however, was not impressed by the Los An geles County sheriffs office. Guarantee Finance Co. shrewdly had set up its headquarters in a particular political “island” known as “Sunset Strip” inside Los An geles proper. This was county ter ritory and,, accordingly, not subject to the tougher Los Angeles police. One of Chief Parker’s aggressive officers, Lt. James Fiske, finally became so incensed by the sheriffs inactivity that he entered Sunset Strip and came down through a skylight into the huge telephone room of the bookmaking operation. Out of his jurisdiction, he was unable to make any arrests, but he did tear up all the bookies’ mar kers so they were at a loss as to how to settle their bets for that day. As a result. Lieutenant Fiske said, a stern letter was received from A1 Guasti, then a captain in the sher iff’s office, demanding that city police stay out of county territory. A county grand jury was prob ing payoffs to law enforcement offi cers by Guarantee Finance. The’ grand jury foreman and four coun ty officials met in secret to plan the inquiry. The only other persons let in on the plans were two process servers who were to serve sub poenas. The very next day, some one “leaked” the plans to Sammy Rummel, lawyer for gangsters, and reputedly the brains behind the mobster, Mickey Cohen. + # * A series of incredible events fol lowed. First, Rummel arranged a rendezvous with Captain Guasti. Guasti, in turn, arranged for the “mouthoiece” to meet that night with Captain Carl Pearson and Sgt Lawrence Shaffer, of the sheriffs vice squad. At this meeting, Guas ti said, Sergeant Shaffer actually exhibited to Rummel the sheriffs confidential files dealing with the Guarantee case. Next morning Rummel was found dead—kfiled in his yard by a close-xange shotgun blast. • • • Police Chief Parker, who has made life miserable for Mickey Co hen in recent years, told us that he does not go along with the rumor that the little ex-pug is now a second-rater. Mickey, gambler and bookmaker, extortionist .and all-round rac keteer, is still decidedly important. His “business interests” invade many spheres, including prostitu tion, Chief Parker said. • » • *T have never been a strong-arm man for nobody,” Mickey howled at us, almost hysterically. “I have never bulldozed anybody in my life.” His testimony contradicted thi?. There was the time that one Max Shaman entered Mickey’s “Paint Shop” (Mickey always, seemed to have either a paint shop, a jewelry store or a haberdashery; some investigators. are unkind enough to believe that he used them as fronts for bookmaking.) Mickey had had a fist fight with Shaman’s brother, and Shaman “came in with his gun.” Mickey pulled his own out of the desk, killed Shaman first and was acquitted on his plea of self defense. There was at least one other ar rest on suspicion of murder, and an assortment of beatings which Co hen admitted he had administered to various characters. Mickey painted us a lugubrious picture of his financial condition. All the money he had in the world was in his pocket, he said. Check ing his roll, Mickey sadly told us it came to only $286. However, in four years, Cohen had “borrowed” approximately $300 000, he said, from various sources. Most re markable of all his loans was the $35,000 he said he had borrowed from the president (no longer there) of a Hollywood bank, without giving a note or paying any in terest. “What do you do for them,” I in quired, “that makes them so gener ous with you?” Cohen replied: “I can’t answer that; they must just like me.” Our Committee had uncovered some interesting facts on Mickey’s method of reporting income to the government. These interested the Internal Revenue Bureau, too, and after our final hearings, Cohen and his blonde wife, Lavonne, were in dicted for alleged income tax evasion over a period of three years. Instead of paying taxes on approximately $318,500 income, they reported and paid on only $87,500, the government contends. (Cohen was found guilty and sen tenced to 5 years in prison). The piece de resistance of our West coast investigation was the apearance of Arthur H. Samish, the portly million-dollar beer lobby ist. Californians have had snatch es of his squalid story before, but never in quite such detail direct from the lips of the master string puller himself. Samish stands over 6 feet, 2 inch es and must weigh better than 300 pounds. He is bald with a monk’s tonsure of grey fringe, and a face of bland innocence. He gesticulates freely in the grand style, stabbing the air with his horn-rimmed glass es or fiddling with his watch chain, a heavy affair of white gold or platinum, made up of large links which form his initials. From his 1949 tax return, we knew Samish’s gross reported in come had been $143,697. Of this income, $90,999.94 represented fees from his “public relations” clients. The principal contributor was the California State' Brewers’ institute, which provided a modest $30,000 in salary and expenses, plus control oi a $153,000-a-year slush fund. A 1938 report from Howard R. Philbrick, investigator for a Cali fornia legislative committee, had charged: “The principal source oi corruption in the legislature has been money pressure , . . The prin cipal offender among the lobby ists has been Arthur E. Samish...” It was the Philbrick report which credited to Samish the famous dec laration that he was “the gov ernor of the legislature”—and “to hell with the governor of the state.” The State Brewers’ institute, a non-profit organization, has a spe cial so-called “5-cent fund.” For every barrel of beer produced, the brewers paid 5 cents into a fund which Samish spent as he saw fit. Into the 5-cent “Samish fund,” over a period of six years, $953,- 943.19 has flowed. All but $43,913.29 of the $935,000 has been spent by sole and exclusive direction of Sam ish. Some of it, he admitted, went to pay his own personal hotel ex penses when he was presumably engaged in business for the insti tute. He didn’t mention this in his tax returns. The fireworks began after our In vestigator had gone over the books and records which Samish had turned over with flourishes. It de veloped that Samish’s personal rec ords and books were in understand able shape, but there were no rec ords concerning the “Samish fund” of nearly $1,000,000. We asked him what happened to canceled checks and stubs written on this fund. He said he throws them in the wastebasket. Finally, he relinquished to us a typewritten “analysis.” It wasn’t muck of an “analysis,” It merely showed that most of the big checks —from $10,000 to $40,000—were made out to “cash” or “contribu tions.” Samish admitted that “ ‘cash’ and ‘contributions’ are the same thing,” and that these items in most cases meant that money was distributed by him personally —and in cash—to good, honest, out standing officials that subscribed to “the temperate use of beer, wine and spirits . . .” He demanded no receipts from them. He made contributions to the can didates of both major parties, but he couldn’t seem to remember to whom he gave the money. Next week: How the Laws Are Enforced in Upstate New York Condensed from the book, “Crime In America.“ by Estes Kefauver. Cpr. 1951. Pub. by Doubleday, Inc. Dlst. General Features Corp.—WNU. WHEELCHAIR BURGLAR Cripple Boasts He's Master Criminal OAKLAND, Calif. — Leo Whaley,- a husky cripple of 15, doomed to life in a wheelchair because of a childhood accident 11 years ago, was caught burglarizing a home here. Booked for investigation, he proudly boasted to officers that he had masterminded two young gangs In previous burglaries. Police Lt. Leon Carroll said that youpg Leo had the “most perfect set of pick keys I’ve ever seen.” The youth demonstrated his ability to the awed policemen by opening police files. Whaley “cased” the Harry J. MacDonald home to see that no one was there, then entered through a rear door that had been left un locked. He told police that he at tended classes for the handicapped at a local elementary school. aURCROFMMB EIGHT £ A NT! LE PARALYSIS JANUARY 2-31 Outof Jh&toia ™ Many common everyday 1 " phrases and expressions are often glibly and comfortably employed with lit tle thought as to their antecedents or origin. Frequently these ex pressions endure for generations simply because of the succinct way they reduce a description into a small flavorful capsule. Present usage, however, may bear little or no relation to the original or specific meaning. “A very fertile source of such expressions is to be found in the fields of guns and shooting,” says W. G. Burckel, process engineer of the Remington Arms Company, Inc. “In the days when gun, pow der horn and shot pouch were al most as necessary as pants—and often provided them—a lore came into being that colors our thought and speech to this day, adding crispffess to our expressions when used In connection with matters far afield from arms and ammuni tion. Comparisons Cited “Suppose we examine a couple, with comparisons of their present- day usage and original meaning. Take the expression Tjock, stock and barrel.* When one accepts a proposition lock, stock and barrel’ it means that he ac cepts the matter in its entirety, without reservation. The ex pression stems from the colonial days when a gun, once ac quired, was seldom scrapped or disposed of for a new one. In stead, when a part wore out or was broken, a new part was made or procured, such as the trigger and hammer assembly (the lock) or perhaps a new barrel. Therefoire, when it was desired to emphasize completeness of Any thing, the essential parts of an es sential article were itemized . . . Tock, stock and barrel’, the whole gun. Makes “Big Fuss” “Today we use, in a derogatory sense, the statement ‘He is just a flash in the pan.* ” This signifies that the person referred to is one who makes a big fuss, is noisily en thusiastic but whose actions are in consequential. Or it refers to an individual who accomplishes some thing ' worthwhile once, but only once. A ‘flash in the pan* was much worse for the pioneer armed with a flint lock musket or rifle when he stood face to face with an angry bear or when meat for the family stood poised for flight only a few yards away. If, at such a time, he pulled the trigger and the priming powder in the pan at the breech merely burned with a flash without discharging the gun the shooter was the victim of an embarrassing, disgusting, and sometimes even tragic, experience. Lingo of Shooting “Here are a few of the common expressions of today that originat ed in the lingo of shooting. A little fanning of the embers of memory will undoubtedly recall many more. “Lock, stock and barrel, flash in the pan, our plans misfired, set your sights high, scored a bulls- eye, draw a bead on something. “Keep your powder dry, all short of the mark, straight as a ramrod, overshot the mark, loaded for bear, sharpshooter. “Goes off half-cocked, all primed for the occasion, hair-trigger nerves, hold your fire, a straight- shooter, hit dead center, lined his sights on.” — Remington News Letter. This Should Help The Ontario department of lands and forests reports that the- sea lamprey, eel-like menace of the Great Lakes fisheries, is winning ac ceptance as a table delicacy. An enterprising Canadian pur chased half the catch of lampreys trapped by the Ontario department last year. Smoked and cured, the lampreys found such a ready mar ket that the processor said he wished he had bought the rest of the catch too. The department of lands and for ests notes that when smelt first moved into the Great Lakes, they were considered an unmitigated nuisance. Now, however, they are recognized as good food, are mar keted in quantity, and also provide sport. If the sea lamprey similarly wins general acceptance as food, so that fishermen have an incentive to cap ture it, the problem ends. AAA Rock Bass Bait fishing - for rock bass if similar to bait fishing for crappies, and the same baits work. A small minnow is usually best. There is one noticeable differ ence in the habits of the two. While the crappie will be found mostly around submerged brush, rock bass are seldom found in such areas. They prefer rocky ledges and shores, or large, indi vidual rocks in the stream. A steep, rocky shore usually produces. Let Holiday Dinner Reflect Gay Spirit Of Christmas, Too CHRISTMAS DOESN’T mean just packages under a tree, or gay cards in the mail. A kitchen warm and cozy, fragrant with the smell of baking and the hustle of cooking spells Christmas in its own inimita ble way, too. • “ The. culmination of the holiday preparations is the festive dinner, so let it reflect the charm and goodness of Christmas in its planning and serving. It’s easy to use holiday green and red on the table with flow ers and ’fruits. Garnish the meat platter with holly leaves and whole cranberries; make your salad in a star mold. Green vegetables can be studded with stars or bells cut from pimientoes. ’Mulled Tomato Juice (Serves 6-8) 4t4 cups canned tomato juice % teaspoon cloves 4 teaspoons prepared mustard % teaspoon curry powder 1 teaspoon basil Add seasonings to tomato juice; blend well. Heat to boiling, strain and serve hot or cold. • • • ’Roast Ribs of Beef Select a 2- to 3-rib standing rib roast of beef (4 to 5 pounds). Place fat side up in roasting pan on a rack, then season ‘with salt and pepper. JPjace in a moderately slow (300° to 356°F.) oven. Do not cover and do not add water. Roast to de sired degree of doneness, allowing 18 to 20 minutes per pound for a rare roast, 22 to 25 minutes for medium and 27 to 30 minutes per pound for well done roast. If you’re using a meat thermometer, for rare it should read 140°F., for medium 160°F., and for well done 170°F. Plan on 2 to 3 servings for each pound. * * * ’Scalloped Potatoes with Onion (Serves 6-8) 6 cups sliced, pared potatoes 2 cups sliced onions % cup minced parsley 2)4 cups medium white sauce Partially cook potato slices in boiling water, for 10 minutes. Drain. Alternate layers of potatoes and onions in greased 2-quart casseroloi Add parsley to white sauce; stir to blend. Pour over* potatoes and c.i- ions. Bake uncovered in moderate (350°F.) oven about 50 minutes, or until vegetables are tender. , • • • •Cranberry Holiday Mold (Serves 8-10) 4 cups cranberries 1 cup water 1 cup fruit juice 2 cups sugar Combine cranberries, water and fruit juice (pineapple, apple, orange or cider may be used) in saucepan. Cook until«berries are soft. Put through colander, strainer or food mill. Add sugar to cranberry puree and mix well. Boil rapidly for 10 to 12 minutes,* or until a drop jells on a cold plate. ^ Pour into star mold and chill until firm. 0 0 0 ’Spice Puffs • 1 package compressed or dry yeast % cup warm water )4 cup milk % cup soft shortening 1 teaspoon salt H teaspoon nutmeg 34 teaspoon mace 1 2)4 cups sifted flour ' Add yeast to warm water and let stand. Scald milk and place in a Holiday, colors, red, green and white are featured In this star shaped cranberry mold if It is served on a white platter and.! garnishes with lettuce or para- ley and whole cranberries. With meat or fowl, it provides the properly tart texture required for a nicely balanced meal. —* CHRISTMAS DINlflETO ’Mulled Tomato Juice Crackers ’Roast Ribs of Beef ’Scalloped Potatoes with Onion Slivered Green Beans ’Cranberry Holiday Mold ’Spice Puffs Assorted Relishes ’Holiday Monsse •Coconut Snowballs Beverage Salted Nats Mints ’Recipes Given large bowl with shortening, sugar, salt, nutmeg and mace. Blend to gether and cool until lifkewarm. Stir yeast mix- V ture thoroughly and pour into bowl. Add egg, unbeaten and sifted flour. Beat for one minute, or about 100 strokes. Scrape dough down from sides of the bowl. Cover with a damp cloth and let rise in warm place until doubled, about 1)4 to 2 hours; In the mean time, mix together in a small bowl, )4 cup sugar and 1 teaspoon cinna mon. Measure 6 tablespoons butter in a small pan. After dough has risen to double in bulk, beat down in 20 to 30 strokes. Drop by spoon fuls into 12 medium or 16 small greased muffin pans. Let rise 30 minutes in a warm place, or until they reach the top of the muffin pans. Bake 12 to 15 minutes in a moderately hot (400°F.) oven. Melt the butter in saucepan. After re moving buns from the pans, let cool for just a moment on a rack. Dip quickly in melted butter, then roll in cinnamon-sugar mixture. • • • Christmas dinner preparations are considerably simplified if the dessert can be prepared in advance. ’Holiday Monsse (Serves 6) 34 enp drained, crushed pine apple 34 cap chopped maraschino cherries 1)4 tablespoons maraschino cherry juice / 2 tablespoons lemon juice 34 enp sugar 34 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon vanilla 2 caps heavy cream, whipped Combine pineapple and cherries, then blend in cherry and lemon juice, sugar, salt and vanilla. Fold id whipped cream. Pour into refrig erator tray and freeze until N «A V • ‘ Roast Beef for the Christmas dinner will come to the table in a high state of perfection if It - is roasted in a moderate oven, on a rack, fat side np so that it will baste itself. Neither a cover should be used, nor should water be added daring the roasting. i ———————— LYNN SAYS: Use Ingenious Holiday Trimmings Having grapefruit for a holiday breakfast? Circle the plate with holly and garnish the fruit with whole cranberries. Or, heap a mound of crushed peppermint candy on the fruit, set on green leaves. A beautiful and easy salad for holiday dinners uses a mound of red cabbage slaw in the center of a platter, bordered with green cab bage slaw on the outside. firm. • • • ’Coconnt Snowballs (Makes 24 medium)' 34 cup shortening 134 caps sugar 2 beaten eggs 1 teaspoon vanilla 234 caps cake flour 34 teaspoon salt 3 teaspoons baking powder 1 cup milk Cream together shortening and sugar; add eggs and vanilla, then beat well. Add sifted dry ingredi ents alternately with milk. Stir only until blended after each addition. Fill medium-sized muffin pans % full. Bake in a moderate (350°F.) oven for 20 to 25 minutes. Remove from pan and cool. Frost all over with- fluffy frosting, then roll in shredded coconut. Place on small lace doilies for serving. To make Fluffy Frosting: beat 2 egg whites, dash of salt, 1 cup light corn syrup and 1 teaspoon vanilla until fluffy and of spreading consistency. Bake a holiday cake in a ring mold, using white or yellow cake batter. Frost this with hard sauce to which has been added finely cut candied fruits. Sliced tomatoes studded with stars of cream cheese pressed through a pastry tube make a prop erly colorful garnish for cold meat platters. Have you a small tree or star cut ter? Mold your hard sauce for the pudding in a thin layer and when chilled cut in shapes. Serve around the pudding mold. BV DR. KENNETH J FOREMAN SCRIPTURE: Luke 1—3. _ DEVOTIONAL READING: Luke 1:46 Christ Is the Answer Lesson for December 23, 1951 Dr. Foreman E VERYONE is acquainted With Jesus file baby. The Christmas festival makes that certain. We know that the lot of babies in all Christian lands today is better be cause of Jesus the child. His coming hallowed childhood and motherhood for all time. But Jesus did not stay a baby. He was born not chiefly in order to be cuddled in a mother’s arms. He was born to be a King; he was born to grow, to teach, to command, to save. Where is the festival that presents him King ol Kings and Lord of Lords? There are such, but they never had the popularity of Christmas. • • * Bethlehem Was a Beginning I N innumerable pictures and stat ues the mother of Christ looms large, the baby small. In the Bible it is the other way around. The in terest of the Bible is not centered at Bethlehem, important as that place was in the history of the world. The songs which only Luke has saved for us all point ^ar beyond the manger-child. Bethlehem marked the great moment, to be acre, the mira cle of miracles when God be came man. Bat that was the be ginning, only the beginning. Two of the Gospels fall to men tion the first Christmas at all. The two that do mention Jesus* childhood leave it after a few v short paragraphs. If anything is certain about what the writers of the New Testament thought, it is certain that when they thought of Jesus Christ, they sel dom, if ever thought of him as a baby. The little Jesus is a helpless child, depending on the care of his mother. He is sweet and appealing, and every one loves him . . . But he only lies there perpetually smiling. We like babies, but we have our grown-up affairs to attend to. We think babies are “cute’*, but we take no orders from, we do not try to be like them. We cuddle them and talk baby-talk to them, but when we get ready to talk sense, when we are in any kind of trouble, when we need some one to tell us what to do, we never talk to babies. • • • The Power of God S O, if Christ is to mean to us aH what he should, it is time we got into the Bible’s way of looking at him. He is called the “fulfilment of prophecy”. What does that mean? The great prophets looked for ward to a coming* king, a “Mes siah”; he must begin life as a child, because he would be a human be ing, not an angel. If our thinking stops with the babe in the manger, we shall never realize the tremendous truth about Jesus. Consider the words that Isaiah used (Isa. 9:6,7): “Wonder ful, Counsellor, the Mighty God, the Everlasting Father, the Prince of Peace.” These are grown-up words, more than grown-up. They point to something super-human, something coming into this world, a* the Bible puts it, “from above”. The Christ of the Prophets Is a person who will ’'rule the na tions”. The Christ of the apos tles is likewise no child. Ho Is the man sent from heaven; ho is the “power of God and the wisdom of God” (I Cor. 1:24). < He is King of Kings and Lord Of Lords. A baby lets us do as we please; but not the Lord of Lords. He chal lenges the world—from a throne, not a cradle. What he thinks, wo desperately must know. What his will is, we must learn or perish. If the world is going to pieces today it is because we think- no more ol Jesus than of any other picturesque infant • • • The Christ Who Commands TT is said often, as a kind of slogan, * that "Christ is the answer”. If this means anything true, and It does, it means that the ways of the world are right ways only when they are the ways of Jesus. Think ing, planning, acting—personal and social living both—it is either as Jesus would have it or it is headed for a crash. * This is not to ssy that tho commands of Christ are arbi trary, “Just because . . .” Faith in him is tho gateway to life, following him ia/lifo. A sentimental glow as we pass the manger at Bethlehem is not what Christianity means. It means saying as Paul did: Lord, what wilt thou have me to do? A Christ who can ba patronized or pitied is no answer: the only answer is the Christ who commands. ih0 DtvtelM *t Natl«a»l Caaaetl 4 -. i- —— . — -±rUt 0f th« Unites Siataa ef Aacrlea. Releases by WNU Silent Speech Seated next to each other, two strangers remained silei their train roared on mile mile. Suddenly one of them, an codger, turned to his neighbor shouted, “Blast itl I know I’m g< ting deaf. You’ve been talkinj me for half an hour and I hi heard a word you said.** “Relax, mister,” answerc ^ other chap, “I’ve been chewing gum.” —•— As The Old Crow Flies A tourist in the Ozarks called to the old woman sitting on the porch, “How far is it to the near- est town?” “Pa figgers it’s about 10 miles thar and about 12 back,” she an-L, swered. “Which is on account of him walking straighter goin* cornin’.** -imyrnn —•— Definition A Communist is a fellow borrows your pot to cook goose in. WHAT) CHRISTMAS IS HERE A6AIN? ot her No, it’s not here this very day, Christmas is surely coming < and it’ll be here before you 1 it! Panic? Not a bit of itl Fc like all of us, probably have cigarette smokers, pipe sn and “roll-your-owners” oi Christmas list . . . And, /have, your worries are over . First of all, there are Cavalier Cigarettes for those t want an extremely mild And Prince Albert Smokin* bacco for pipes and “mi cigarettes. And both are gift-packaged for Christmas. . 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