The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, October 26, 1951, Image 7
THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY. S. C.
VIRGIL
By Leu Kleit
SUNNYSIDE
by Cork S. Haas
BESSIE
WE PONT HAVE A FOOTBALL/
SO WE’RE STILL PLAYING
BASEBALL IN SPITE OF
.THE COLD
STICK AROUND,
BESSIE —WE'LL
CONTINUE THE
GAME
—SOON AS WE WARM
UP A NEW ^PITCHER*
By NICK
MUTT AND JEFF
MUTT, AT LAST! WHAT.
I FOUND
DREAM
GIRL / / > l*
^ AH BUT THIS
ONE IS REALLV
different/
IT WAS LOVE
AT FIRST SIGHT/
O
^iFF
/MUTT. MV LIFE HAS/ WHATS
JUST BEGUN/- (HER NAME?
I'M GOING TO
HOLLYWOOD
AND ASK HER
TO MARRV ME/
'O
SUSAN IVEH. I SAW
' HAYWARD?) HER FROM
'a balconv
SEAT/-
•II WHAT'<2HA
THINK OF
HER./MUTT?
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By Bud Fisher
OH, r THINK SHE'S SWELL/ ’
*BUTWHAT / CHA GONNA
DO WITH HER HUSBAND
AND HEP
TWINS P
JITTER
Pfttwtt wees THOSE monks n
ARC PUNMAITE.. J)ON*r IFF
THEM OUT OF VOUR SIGHT
WHAT... ME
A NURSEMAID
TO....ER
YES SIR?
say-Tvegota
SWELL IDEA? MOW'D
YOU TWO LIKE TO
PLAY A LITTLE
By Arthur Pointer
WYLDE AND WOOLY
| THERE'S CARELESS CARLOS, WHO'S
WANTED FOR TRAIN ROBBERY, HOSS
THIEVERY, AND SPITTIN'ON THE
SIDEWALK IN DEADWOOD GULCH/ F
"Okay! Til take off my hat, but I leave on my shootin'
irons. A fella can't tell when somebody's gonna
pull a draw on him around here!"
'The afternoon's young yet—there's still time for us
to meet our one true, everlasting soul mates!"
STRETCHED!
Two suspender salesmen were
boasting, of their products. “Five
army mules pulled on either end of
a pair of our braces,” proclaimed
one, “and they couldn’t make them
break.”
“Paghh!” scoffed the other. “Yes
terday 1 was rushing to catch a
train at Penn Station in New York,
and my suspenders got caught in a
pillar on the platform.
“I made my train all right, but
when the conductor opened the door
in Philadelphia, those darn suspend
ers of ours snapped me right back
to New York!”
Tears of Two
Ilka Chase, ebullient actress and
authoress, waxed philosophical on
a TV program and told the story
of two teardrops floating gently
down the river of time. One asked
the other, “Where did you origi
nate?” The answer was, “I am the
tear of a maiden who adored a man
but lost him. And whose tear are
you?” “I,” said the first one, “am
the tear of the girl who got him.”
So What?
“But, Joe, I can’t marry you,
you’re almost penniless.”
“That’s nothing, the Czar of Rus
sia was Nicholas.”
- Seeking Aid
“How is your wife?”
“She is sick, lying at death’s door.
I went to see a doctor; h£ said he
thought he could pull her through.”
Vaudeville
“I suppose you have traveled a
good deal?”
“Yes, all over the world. I crossed
the dead sea before it died.”
“Have you ever been to Turkey?”
“Yes.”
“How do you like Turkey?”
“Stuffed with oysters.”
Circumstances
You can be honest and you can be
polite, Jbut there are times when you
can’t be both at the same time.
IN FULL BLOOM
Little Mary was visiting her
grandmother in the country. Walk
ing in the garden, she chanced to
see a peacock, a bird she had never
seen before. After gazing in silent
admiration, she quickly ran into
the house and cried out: - “Oh,
granny, come and see! One of your
chickens is in bloom!”
’Sad’s So’
Driver: “We had a big fire at the
soap factory where I work.’’
Wife: “What happened?”
Driver: “The place went up In
smoke. After all the floors gave
way, the walls fell with a thicken
ing sud.”
Subterfuge
Grade: The oven has been on all
day.
Salesman: What are you cooking?
Grade: Nothing. I leave it on so
the gas company won’t know we eat
out a lot.
REASON JENOUGH
Young Johnny Jones, to the des
pair of his mother and the horror
of the neighbors, had a remarkable
memory for bad language. His
mother, at a loss to know how to
correct this, bought a policeman’s
badge which she promised her son
he could wear so long as he talked
like a gentleman. For one week
Johnny was a. model boy, and even
kept his playmates in check. But
then one day Mrs. Jones, return
ing unexpectedly from a shopping
trip, heard Johnny going through
his entire repertory of choice words
for the benefit of a youthful and
greatly impressed audience.
“Johnny/ she exclaimed, “what
is the meaning of this dreadful be
havior? I want an immediate ex
planation.” “Yes, Ma,” Johnny re
plied, obediently, “I guess it’s be
cause I lost my baage.”
CAUSE TO FROWN
A traffic officer stopped an out-
of-state motorist and said, “I’m
going to give you a ticket for
driving without a tail light.” The
motorist got out to investigate,
and let up a wail of dismay.
“Come now,” said the officer,
“it’s net as serious as all.that.”
The motocist explained, “It’s not
the tail light I’m worried about.
What’s become of my trailer?”
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Place de la Concorde
Never Too Peaceful
After nearly three centuries of
fame, excitement and conflict, a
beloved bit of Paris has just had
its face lifted.
The new look on the Place de la
Concorde is less glamourous than
practical—a firm surfacing of
stone blocks instead of the wooden
paving trod by citizen, soldier and
sight-seer for the past 50 years.
This innovation, however, is not
likely to change the character of
the celebrated quadrangle that has
often failed its name as a place of
peace and agreement, thereby
playing a prominent part in the
history of Paris and France.
The square was first laid out in
1763 when King Louis XV> was
pleased to have an equestrian
statue of himself set up in an un
cultivated field west of the Tuiler-
ies. The field was accordingly ti
died up and given the name: La
Place Louis Quinze.
Tragedy struck there seven
years later when a large crowd
gathered to celebrate the mar
riage of the Dauphin, later Louis
XVI, to Marie Antoinette. A rocket
misfired during a fireworks dis
play and the resulting stampede
killed some 1,200 people, injuring
another 2,000—a bitter omen of-the
blood-letting that was to come in
little more than two decades.
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