Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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By Len Klcis SUNNYSIDE TEU ME, PUU.Ee MV FACMt4 PCI6HO, 'DO TMOS6 VITAMINS X SAVE VOU HELP ANY? 1XMS by Clark S. Haas H£U>? GO&SH yes/ i woke up THE OTHER MORN ING PEELING LIKE A MAN H— _ ■'&- I WENT RIGHT out ano plowed ALL DAV AND P1NISHEO TH&ee times as much AS I HAD EVER PLOWED BEFORE.. WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I LOOKED DOWN AND SAW THAT I MAD POBGOTTEN TO '- 1 urrcf/ UP THE MULES A J- MMM/ MAYBE I _ BETTER TRY SOME OF THIS STUFF MYSELF /- RIMIN' TIME Aright handsome husband named Howe Had a bit of a row with HIS FRAU; She PROCEEDED!© TWEAK His fine roman beak- A&'Jf), By POSEN He's not quite as good-looking NOW/ BESSIE Siiiiiiil > -■ By N/C/C Af ^ MUTT AND JEFF THIS BUSINESS OF TAKING ATOP IS QK. BUT WHAT 00 WE DO ABOUT FOOD?, I CAN'T OFFER VOU HAM AND EGGS FOR BREAK FAST BUT l CAN GET VOU A CUP iOFMILK/ GOOD/ I'Ll- WATCH THE CABOOSE SO NONE OF THE TRAIN CREW WILL CATCH VOU MILKING THE COWS / ALL IS CLEAR/ JEFFCALLS/ BREAKFAST I$l SERVED/ By Bud Fisher SEE IF VOU CAN MAKE THIS GUV arbitrate/ * »- v JITTER . Krt,' OK FRED! THESE FISH HAVE TO BE CLEANED BEFORE I CAN COOK By Arthur Pointer 5^ WYLDE AND WOOLY THERE'S SALLY MANDER/ WHATCHA DOIN' SAL ? fm*. s isSa iM PAINTING THIS ^ RICKETY OLD SHED, WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE? IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WAST/N'PAINT/, By Bert Thomas At • r ; sy wV'l I fH^vVV/At the price of meat where it what would you expect?" /(**> — iPP "Mugsy is bored with life. She only likes to fpt engaged to men who are engaged." SURPRISE! A young doctor, who hung up his shingle in a small town, waited for his first patient. Some days later one arrived—covered from head to foot with an angry dangerous-look ing rash. The puzzled young medico hastiy consulted his textbook but could find no help there. Finally he said to the patient, “Did you ever have this affliction before?” VQh, sure. Doc,” the patient re plied, “I’ve had it twice before.” “Well damnation,” diagnosed the doctor, “you’ve got it again.” Swap About We should exchange problems. Everyone knows how to solve the other fellow’s. Habit Captain—Here, here, sergeant, what’s the idea of putting all the big men in the front rank? Sergeant—I guess it’s just habit, sir; I used to run a fruit stand. Smart Shopper Woman to toy-department clerk: “It must interest an eight-year-old boy and yet be simple enough for his father to play with.” Casualty St. Peter: “How did you get here?” New arrival: “Flu.” EMILY WOULD BE AGHAST * !• . py§i pig 1 i w£m mmmmm Little Johnnie, having been, in vited to dinner at the home of a playmate, was cautioned by his mother to watch his manners. Upon his return home, hid 'anxious parent questioned him concerning his be havior. “Oh," said Johnnie. “I didn’t get into any trouble,” adding as an afterthought, “Only one thing went wrong.” “What was that?” queried his mother. “Well, my steak fell on the floor.” “How dreadful,’^ his mother exclaimed. “I hope you apologized for the acci dent.” “Don’t worry, it was all right,” replied Johnnie brightly. “I just said ’that’s always what hap pens, when the meat is tough.” Not Worth It One secretary to another: “The trouble with coming to work on time is that it makes the day so long!” Logical Reason He: “Why do you weep and snuffle at a picture show over the imagi nary woes of people, you never met?” She: “Same reason why you scream and yell when a man you don’t know slides into second base.” BAD BUSINESS yhtff'.y: The salesman was trying to sell a men’s furnishings shop some new goods. “Sorry,” moaned the proprie tor, “but business is bad!” “That’s funny,” said the sales man, “Harry Truman says business is very good!” “I can’t help that,” said the proprietor. “Maybe Truman’* got a better location.” ALMOST CONVINCED Jeb, accused of stealing chick ens, was taken before the judge. His lawyer made such a stirring plea that Jeb was acquitted. Out side the courtroom his friend turned to him and said, “Jeb, did you or didn’t you steal those chickens?” “Well,” replied Jeb, “to tell the truth I thought I did, but after hearing that there law yer, I’m durned if I know whether I did or not.” Garry- Unappreciative “How was the applause, more?” “Teddible. It sounded like a cater pillar in sneakers stomping across a persian rug.” Pegged Chair, Table Are Easily Assembled PEGGED CHAIR £92 TWO PEGGED TABLES PATTERN 293 •PHIS set is just the thing for that ^ out-door pleasure spot. The larger of the two tables is the size of a card table and the smaller one is coffee-table height. Remove the pegs and the pieces may be stored flat. Both tables are made with pattern 293 and the chair with 292. Patterns are 25c each. WORKSHOP PATTERN 8ERV1CR Drawer 10 Bedford Hills. New York Color is a vital factor in health, mood, and even temperature. A color expert during the war dem onstrated to the navy that a white helmet was 21 degrees cooler dur ing a daytime temperature of 97 than a black helmet. The latter absorbed more of the sun’s rays. Did You Know? Weeding out nonlaying hens from your poultry flock keeps pro duction costs down. o • • The power of chameleons to change color often is greatly ex aggerated and the chameleon power to change is equaled by that of other lizards. High School Graduates IN DEMANP FOR tVRSINQ Cnroll m • StwdMH Nwr»ol Pp» further information, tolk to the Director of Nurtoe at your local hoepital, or your tchool odvleer, or apply to a collegiate or ho*- pitol School of Hurting. ■DISCOVERED! AMAZING NEW LASTING LIPSTICK STAYS ON-ANDON-AND ON! 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