The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, June 08, 1951, Image 7
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by Clark S. Haas
The visiting pastor at the state
prison approached a timid looking
inmate and asked him how he came
to be confined in such a place.
“Wen,’* said the pnsoner, "they
claimed I stole a ring. I had a good
case and my lawyer worked hard
to get me off, but they sentenced
me just the same." "My poor fel
low. How unfortunate," exclaimed
the pastor, puzzled by the seeming
injustice. "But tell me, how did
they happen to sentence you?" "Oh,
it was quite an accident," explained
the prisoner. "Everything would
have been all right if they hadn’t
found the ring in my pocket.’
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The conductor of a famous Phil
adelphia orchestra accepted with
equanimity the announcement that
his first violinist wag giving solos
on The radio, indorsing cigarettes
and playing for weddings and funer
als. But when he also heard that the
violinist was opening a string of
music schools throughout the state,
he grew concerned and summoned
the man for a conference.
"I like a man with ambition and
initiative," he declared, "but it
seems to me you’re carrying things
a bit far. When do you sleep?”
The violinist looked him straight
In the eye and answered, ‘‘During
your rehearsals. Maestro."
All Too True! t
Two drivers, from neighboring
(and rival) states were having a
bull session' . '. . each bragging
about his own state. One of them,
more wordy than the other, was
getting the best of the argument.
Finally, the loser, as a last shot,
said: "Well, in my state we have
the finest governor and the best
legislature that money can buy I"
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Twice Told Tale Gets
Motorist Into Trouble
WATERTOWN, Mass. — James
E. Penny will confirm the addage
that you can’t fool people all of
the time.
Stopped by two policemen for
a traffic violation, he told one of
the officers a sad tale of family
troubles and was waved on with
out a ticket—but he didn’t get very
far. The officer related the story to
his companion, who remembered
hearing the same lines before.
I've had the impression lately that the Wild
West is a lot wilder today than it was when
we were kids!"
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The Korean campaign has re
vived stories of fantastic poker
games in rest areas, with GI’s risk
ing a whole month’s salary on a
single hand.
Typical is the tale of the Missouri
farm hand who professed to know
nothing of the game. His buddies
saw a chance for some easy pick
ings and enthusiastically urged him
to participate.
He lost moderately and unspec-
tacularly for some time.
Then came the big hand of the
evening.
One after another, the players
raised the limit. The Missourian
stayed each time. Finally came the
showdown.
Player No. 1 had an ace-high
straight. No. 2 had a heart flush.
No. 3 triumphantly produced a king-
high full house, and was about to
rake in the pot when the boy from
Missouri said quietly, “One minute,
mister. I ain’t quite sure, but I think
I got you beat with these two pairs
of sevens.”
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Don’t you often wonder why it is
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STOP SIGN
The passenger train had
stopped at one of those cross
overs where an interlocking tow
er stood. The conductor courte
ously answered as many ques
tions about the delay as he could
but they finally got the better of
his patience.
“Say, conductor, what’s the
matter?” came yet another
query.
“Well, sir,” explained the con
ductor slowly, “the le verm an in
the tower has red hair and keeps
sticking his head out the window
and we can’t get the engineer to
pass the tower!”
Collector’s Item
Little Herman had gobbled
down a half dollar and his mother
was frantic. She ran out into the
street crying for help. A man who
was passing by said he would
be glad to be of aid. He fol
lowed her into the house, picked
up the youngster and shook him
by the heels until the coin fell to
the floor.
“Well, you certainly knew what
to do,” said the thankful mother.
“Are you a doctor?**
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