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THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY. S. C.
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By Lett Klei»
MUTT AND JEFF
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By Bud Fisher
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AND GET IT/
JITTER
JITTER...I TOLD
VOU NOT TO CLIMB
ON THAT MAST
SURE/ HIM GOT
CURES FOR WHICH
THERE ARE NO
DISEASES/
By Arthur Pointer
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By Bert Thomas
--STICKUM
OUT TONGUE
AND SAY 'UGH 7
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THOROUGH PHYSICAL
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"For a ten per cent cut I can get you all that
kind of work you can handle?"
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'It used to* be okay when you graduated and had te
get a job OR a husband ... nowadays jobs
are scarce toe!"
No Sympathy
The sprightiy little railroad maga
zine, Tracks, tells about a green
young fireman who was assigned to
assist the crankiest old engineer on
the line.
While the engine was backed up
on a siding to take on water, the
engineer watched the apprentice
bring down the spout in good order,
but then get his foot caught in a
chain, and go sprawling into the
tank of the tender with a loud
splash.
The engineer reminded him, with
just the hint of a chuckle, “We
just want to fill up with water,
Sonny. No need to tamp it down.
Morning Strength
My husband always hides behind
the newspaper at breakfast.
Most husbands doc They need a
cup of coffee to steady their nerves
before they look at their wives.
THE RIGHT WORD
After the publication of one of his
books, it was rumored that Rudyard
Kipling received 25 cents per word
for his work. When this came to
the attention of a rival author who
received only a fraction of this rate,
he could not resist writing Kipling
a letter.
“Dear Sir,” he wrote, “I under
stand that you are paid 25 cents a
word for your literary efforts. Your
words must indeed be words of wis
dom to command such a fabulous
rate. Enclosed you will find a money
order of 25 cents. Please send me
one such word by return mail."
Kipling, equal to the occasion,
promptly complied. The word ha
enclosed was “thanks.”
Being Frank
Jane: Don’t you miss your par
ents?
Irma: I miss them most of all.
Why they were just like mother and
father to me.
The Sharper Shopper
“How much are your lemons?”
asked the lady.
“Three cents each,” replied the
grocer.
‘Well, I don’t want any,” she re
plied. “I can get them anywhere
for eight for a quarter!”
MORE MUSIC? MORE FOOD!
Composer Frederic Chopin was in
vited to dinner at the home of a
noblewoman who exp acted her ar
tistic guests to perform for their
•meals.
Chopin was in the middle of the
first course when his hostess asked
him to play. Annoyed, the compos
er gulped his food, marched over to
the piano, played a couple of notes
and then returned to the table.
“Is that all you are going to
play?” demanded the hostess.
“Madam,” replied the composer
apologetically, “I have eaten so lit-
tie!”
Truth
To be born a gentleman Is a cir
cumstance, but to die one is an
achievement.
Too Small
The small apartments of today
are ideal for young married cou
ples. They have no room for argu
ment.
GETTING AN EDUCATION
Two workmen, on their day off,
decided to go to the zoo. As they
were going through, one of them,
who weighed^ 310, suddenly
yelled: “I’ll beat that guy Shorty
to death!”
“What's the matter?” asked
his companion.
“The bum called me a hip
popotamus!”
“Gosh,” replied the other. “1'
heard him call you that ... it
must have been six months ago.
Why get all hot about it now?”
“I just seen a hippopotamus
for the first time!”
Pineapple Design J |J gj
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S ET A BEAUTIFUL table with
these doilies! Pineapple design
is used in a big splashy pattern for
oval and round matched set.
Easy to crochet this lunch set—
and you’ll love to use it! Pattern
7398: crochet directions.
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P. O. Bex 5740, Chlcage 80, Dl. er
P. O. Bex 102, Old Chelsea Station,
New York 11, N. Y.
Unclose 30 cents for pattern.
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Street Address or P.O. Box No.
City
State
Reciprocity
“On the whole, you are getting
along famously,” said the doctor.
“Your left leg is swollen, but that
does not bother me.”
“By thunder!” ripped out the
patient, “if yours were swollen
that wouldn’t trouble me either!”
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Penmanship
Young M D.—“Well, Dad, now
that Tm hanging out my shingle,
can’t you give me some rules foi
success?’’
Father M.D. — “Always write
your prescriptions illegibly and
your bills very plainly.”
Practice Makes Perfect
Doctor (complacently) — “You
cough more easily thia morning ”
Patient (querulously—“I should.
I’ve been. practicing all night.”
Kidney Slow-Down
Bay Bring
Restless Nights
When kidney function slows down, n»*nv
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Don’t suffer restless nifihts with these dSs-
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Don’t neglect your kidneys if these condi
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upset digestion, flush away nourishing
food you need for health and energy.
You feel wreak, worn out.
But gentle raw-A-mict. taken ae rec
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In price—still
You Owe It to Yourself—
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