The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, March 16, 1951, Image 7

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THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY. S. C. * . „ VIRGIL ByLmKkb SUNNYSIDE 3^7*oom't voo wooav. amotek-’) by Ooik S. Him 6VESVT1M6 X CUT K CUSTOMCC pxp/ mm a 9ms f vguy, GENTLEMAN went out on TM3 MORNING* WHEN KMO O NERVOUS.... THE OLD GAFFER By Gay Hunter I FORGOT TO BRiUG MV WALLET / Q * IT'S WOT UW- COMMON! FOR OLD PEOPLE TO BECOME FORGETFUL - SOME OAV /££ BE OLD AND THEN / WILL PROBABLY FORGET THINGS' SO, DON'T FEEL BAD l ABOUT IT// U f' BESSIE I FINALLY GOT RIO OF THAT DOOR-TO-DOOR SALESMAN WHAT WAS HE ' ? HAIR BRUSHES/ 1 il 111 i'" - •xV.vXv Kvvi i fc* -• i ■, viV-X I Bi ■••fes: MS MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher JITTER COVER DADDY UP SO W WONT CATCH COLD O o By Arthur Pointer {YEOWf) WYLDE AND WOOLY THAT'S THERE'S . ON I GUESS YOU HAVENY SEEN THIS SIGN/ 'ANTED By Bert Thomas IT'S THE ONLY PICTURE OF HIM THEY HAD// creasy gus sratz REWARD . NWWWJNMMM ***** ..‘T /r' Got A New Job Jed: ''Say, the milkman tells me you leave your house at four-thirty every morning. Where in the world do you go at that hour?” Jod: “Well, I was out the other night and didn't get home till four. My wife heard me moving around and I had to tell her I Lad gone on • new shift—so now I’m stuck with it" Made a Big Hit A man brought action dfeainst a motorist who had run into him and knocked him down, causing a bro ken leg. When the case was heard, the lawyer for the defense implied that the plaintiff was intoxicated at the time, and therefore at fault “I dare say," he declared, derisive ly, “that you were not in a condition to know what struck you. It might have been anything that even vaguely resembled a car." “You are mistaken," replied the plaintiff. “The resemblance was not at all vague. As a matter of fact, it was quite striking." NO LAST WORDS Several days after his father died little Johnny was stopped on the street by* a neighbor. “And what were your poor father’s last words?" asked the neighbor. “He didn’t have any," Johnny replied. “Mama was with him to the end." Coaid Be Wife: “Mrs. Brown visited m« yesterday and yawned 11 times while I was talking to her." Husband: “Perhaps she wasn’t yawning dear. Maybe she wanted to say something." LONG-WINDED Up in Vermont a motorist came across a lonely cabin and inter viewed the owner with a view to writing up the locality. Motorist—Whose place is this? Proprietor—Moggs. Motorist—What in the world is it built of? Proprietor—Logs. Motorist—What kind of animals do you have around here? Proprietor—Frogs. Motorist—How about the climate? Proprietor—Fogs. Motorist—What’s the favorite food around here? Proprietor—Hogs. Motorist—Have you any friends? Proprietor—Dogs. Make Believe Willy’s mother looked into the cooky jar and found it almost emp ty. “Willy,” she called, “didn’t I tell you not to eat so many cook ies?” “Yes, mother," was the re ply, “but I only ate half of them. You see, I was playing that cousin Wilbur was here, and of course I had to be polite." BOTH FEET IN MOUTH At a Hollywood party Robert Biskin mentioned to a group that he’d Just seen the worst picture ever made. He named It and a man in the group spoke up, "I wrote that picture." Riskin began apologising to the fellow, said actually it wasn’t such a bad picture, in faet was 50 times better than another pic ture he’d just seen which was the all-time-low stinker. He named that picture and the fel low said: "I wrote that, too." "Gosh, I hope I'LL be able to get around like you do, when I'm YOUR age. Mom." No Accident An insurance agent asked a cow boy if he had ever had any acci dents. “No," replied the cowboy, “none to speak of ... a bronc kicked in a couple of my ribs and busted my collar bone and a rattlesnake bit me last year. “Good gracious," said the agent, ‘don’t you caU those accidents?" “No," said the cowpuncher, “they done it a-purpose." Good Reason Dad—“Why did you wake me out of a sound sleep?" Son—"Too much sound. Dad.” Wall Tool Cabinet Has Folding Wings BeNCH PATTERN 336 CLOSED TOOL CABINET WITH FOLDINS .WIN6S MTTERN Pain! Undtr Side Too When building new wooden porch steps or replacing parts of old ones, it is advisable to paint the under sides of the stringers, risers and treads. This is espe cially important where moisture is frequently present as it will prevent the paint on the upper surface from blistering. Koop Postod on Valuos By Roading Ilia Ads TO KILL For Yonr Hand Tools ■PHIS WALL v cabinet has double wings that fold in and lock. 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