The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, March 16, 1951, Image 7
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Got A New Job
Jed: ''Say, the milkman tells me
you leave your house at four-thirty
every morning. Where in the world
do you go at that hour?”
Jod: “Well, I was out the other
night and didn't get home till four.
My wife heard me moving around
and I had to tell her I Lad gone on
• new shift—so now I’m stuck with
it"
Made a Big Hit
A man brought action dfeainst a
motorist who had run into him and
knocked him down, causing a bro
ken leg. When the case was heard,
the lawyer for the defense implied
that the plaintiff was intoxicated
at the time, and therefore at fault
“I dare say," he declared, derisive
ly, “that you were not in a condition
to know what struck you. It might
have been anything that even
vaguely resembled a car."
“You are mistaken," replied the
plaintiff. “The resemblance was not
at all vague. As a matter of fact, it
was quite striking."
NO LAST WORDS
Several days after his father died
little Johnny was stopped on the
street by* a neighbor.
“And what were your poor
father’s last words?" asked the
neighbor.
“He didn’t have any," Johnny
replied. “Mama was with him to the
end."
Coaid Be
Wife: “Mrs. Brown visited m«
yesterday and yawned 11 times
while I was talking to her."
Husband: “Perhaps she wasn’t
yawning dear. Maybe she wanted
to say something."
LONG-WINDED
Up in Vermont a motorist came
across a lonely cabin and inter
viewed the owner with a view to
writing up the locality.
Motorist—Whose place is this?
Proprietor—Moggs.
Motorist—What in the world is it
built of?
Proprietor—Logs.
Motorist—What kind of animals
do you have around here?
Proprietor—Frogs.
Motorist—How about the climate?
Proprietor—Fogs.
Motorist—What’s the favorite food
around here?
Proprietor—Hogs.
Motorist—Have you any friends?
Proprietor—Dogs.
Make Believe
Willy’s mother looked into the
cooky jar and found it almost emp
ty. “Willy,” she called, “didn’t I
tell you not to eat so many cook
ies?” “Yes, mother," was the re
ply, “but I only ate half of them.
You see, I was playing that cousin
Wilbur was here, and of course I
had to be polite."
BOTH FEET IN MOUTH
At a Hollywood party Robert
Biskin mentioned to a group that
he’d Just seen the worst picture
ever made. He named It and a
man in the group spoke up, "I
wrote that picture."
Riskin began apologising to the
fellow, said actually it wasn’t
such a bad picture, in faet was
50 times better than another pic
ture he’d just seen which was
the all-time-low stinker. He
named that picture and the fel
low said: "I wrote that, too."
"Gosh, I hope I'LL be able to get around like
you do, when I'm YOUR age. Mom."
No Accident
An insurance agent asked a cow
boy if he had ever had any acci
dents.
“No," replied the cowboy, “none
to speak of ... a bronc kicked in
a couple of my ribs and busted my
collar bone and a rattlesnake bit
me last year.
“Good gracious," said the agent,
‘don’t you caU those accidents?"
“No," said the cowpuncher, “they
done it a-purpose."
Good Reason
Dad—“Why did you wake me out
of a sound sleep?"
Son—"Too much sound. Dad.”
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CONSTIPATION GONE
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since he started to eat ALL-BRAN
a year ago. For years he’d take a
harsh laxative every
morning and again
at night Now ALL
BRAN alone keeps
him regular." Mrs.
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Island, Md. One of
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lack of dietary bulk. Eat an ounce
(about H cup) of crispy Kellogg’s
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water. If not satisfied after 10 days,
send empty carton to " "
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chickens perch. One ounce
treats 60 feet of roosts
—90 chickens. Directions
on package. Ask for Black
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