The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, March 02, 1951, Image 7
Beware Coughs
Frcn Common Colds
That HAN6 ON
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to help loosen and expel germ laden
phlegm and aid nature to soothe and
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Apply Black Leaf 40 to
roosts with handy Cap
Brush. Fumes rise, lulling
lice and feather mites,while
chickens perch. One ounce
treats 60 feet of roosts
—90 chickens. Directions
on package. Ask for Black
Leaf 40, the dependable
insecticide of many uses.
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COME AND YOU
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Chewing-Gum Laxative
REMOVES WASTE
NOT GOOD FOOD
TOM can't sleep — feel fust
awful because you need a laxative — do
aa stm.Tows do—chew rxxN-A-kcnrr.
Doctors say many other laxatives,
taken in large doses, start their ‘'flush
ing** action <•• soon • • • right la the
•tomach where they often flush away
nourishing food you need for pep and
anergyl You feel weak, tired.
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Taken as recommended, it works chiefly
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waste, net good food! You ovoid that
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Minor bladder Irritations due to cold,
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SUNNYSIOE
by doric 1 Ham
THE OLD GAFFER
JUAN JERK
DCNTtST
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TO PULL OME OF 'EM/
MdF /7/VP THE OLD Gc PAYING HIS
SEMI-ANNUAL VISIT TO THE DENTIST..
no CorVABD, H€!
BESSIE
EVERY TIME
ORSON COMES
OVER HE
SITS IN A
CORNER "
Clay Hunter
NOW THIS WONT*
hurt A Err; so
PONT BE NERVOUS/
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MUTT AND JEFF
LOOK, MUTT, I BOUGHT
THIS PARROT AND/OPERA?
Bud Fisher
IT CAN SING
OPERA/
I DON'T
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that?
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ells:
JITTER
By Arthur Foil
WYLDE AND WOOL Y
By Bert Thomag
" | BROUGHT MY BOV SCOUT AXE. Y'fAN'T
CUT A CHERRY TREE DOWN WITH THAT
CARDBOARD AXE YOU GAVE ME/"
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i know we should ee uapp/ she stays
HOM£— BUT CAN'T YOU PERSUADE HER
TO GO TO THE SHOW ONCE IN A WHILE?
This man elbows his way onto •
ous and sees a tired-looking lady,
loaded down with bundles, standing
and holding to the back of a seat
filled by a strapping 12-year-old
boy.
A gentleman, the man offers the
boy a quarter for his seat. The boy
accepts, gets up and the man mo
tions for the lady to take the seat.
At first she protests, but sits down
when he insisted firmly.
Then, smiling sweetly, she looks
up at the boy.
“You should thank the nice man
for the quarter,” she chides.
“Oh % ” ohed the staunch lad, **I
already did, mama!”
DON’T MIND EMANUEL
GRATEFUL RELIEF
FROM CONSTIPATION
“Until I started to eat ALL-BRAN
regularly 2 years ago, it was neces- •
sary for me to take enemas a few.
Nmmi every week. a .
I haven’t taken one |
since!” Carroll S.
Heydt, 516 N. Penn
St., Allentown, Pa.
Just one of* many
unsolicited letters
from ALL-BRAN
users. If you suffer
from constipation
due to lack of dietary bulk, try
this: eat an ounce (about H cup)
of crispy Kelloggs ALL-BRAN
daily, dnnk plenty of water! If not
completely satisfied after 10 days,
return empty box to Kellogg’s,
Battle Creek, Mich. Get DOUBLE
YOUR MONEY BACK!
In a little town in Mexico, Pedro
was sipping his beer at a tavern
when an excited friend rushed in.
“Pedro!” he shouted. “I just saw
a man go into your house and start
making love to your wife!”
“Is that so?” replied Pedro calm
ly, and continued sipping his beer.
“Was he a tall man?”
“Yes, yes!” shouted his friend.
“Don’t get so excited,” cautioned
Pedro. “Did he have on a brown
suit?”
“Yes, he did!”
“And did he have a big mus
tache?”
“Yes, yes!”
“Oh, that's EmanueL He mak'
love to anybody!”
Not So Forgetful
Fanny Brice has always been
somewhat absent-minded, except
about certain matters. Jesse Block,
an old-time vaudeville acquaint
ance, recently visited her in Holly
wood and mentioned having been
on the same bill with her at the
Oriental Theater in- Chicago.
“I never played the Oriental/*
said Miss Brice.
“You did,” said Block, “and after
the show we went to the College
Inn.”
”1 never went to the College Inn
with you.”
“Don’t you remember?” aaid
Block. “I pointed out A1 Capone to
you.”
“Who’s A1 Capone?” asked Fan
ny.
“Fanny,” said Block, "that was
the week at the Oriental you got
17500.”
“I did not,” "said Miss Brice. *T
got $8000.”
Contradiction
Half the population is trying to
stamp out heart disease and the
other half is going around sayin&
“drop dead.”
Smart Tree •
There’s something feminine abou(
a tree. It does a strip tease in the
tall, goes with bare limbs all win
ter, gets a new outfit every spring
and lives off the saps <all summer.
“Noisy*’ Signal
Customer: “What do you do when
someone forgets his change?”
Cashier: “Why I rap on the win
dow with a dollar bill.”
HELP!
, Want ad in Danville, N.Y.,
' Breeze: “Farmer, age 38, wishes
I to meet woman around 30 who owns
a tractor. Please enclose pictura
'of tractor.”
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TIRED LOAFING
Ad in a Seattle, Wash., paper:
“Position wanted about Decem
ber 1; at present employed at
City Hall, but will work if I
have to.”
Alarm Clock
Radio program hitting the air at
7 a.m. each day received this note
from a feminine fan: “Before I
timed in your program, I could
never get myAusband out of bed in
the morning. Now he can’t get out
of the house fast enough.”
Sensational
Gabby Girl: “Of course, I
wouldn’t say anything about her
unless 1 could say something good,
and boyoboyoboy—is this good. .1”
Half Shot
They had to bury
Poor McGee
The gun was loaded
And so was he.
Cough Syrup
Big Saving. ;No Cooking. So
You’ll be surprized how'quickly ahd easily
you can relieve coughs due to colds, when
you try this splendid recipe. It gives yon
about four time* aa much cough med
for your money, and you’ll find it I
wonderful for real relief. ...
Make a syrup with 2 cups of granulated
•agar and one cup of water. No cooking
needed. (Or you can use corn syrup or liquid
honey. Instead of sugar ayrup.) Then put
2J4 ounces of Pipex (obuined from any
druggist) in a pint bottte. and fill up witli
your syrup. This makes a full pint of medW
cine that will please you by its quick action.
It never spoils, and taste* fine—children
love it.
This simple mixture takes right hold of •
cough. It loosens the phlegm, soothes the
irritated membranes, quickly ea*
and difficult breathing.
Pinex is a special compound of .
ingredients, in concentrated form,
known for its quick action in coughs
bronchial irritations. Money refunded
doesn't please you in every way.
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