Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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DOUBLE FILTERED FM EXTRA' QUALITY •PU/UTY MOROLINE PCTROifcUM JCLLV Sr CLABBER GIRL The Baking Powder with 'he Balanced Double Action HAUTE INC. Grandma’s Sayings IPS A CERTAINTY, there ain’t nobody so poor that he can’t help enrich the lives o’ others. SB paid Mia. W. a Winkler. Milford. Coon.* TALKIN' ABOUT the “new look" brings to mind the new package for Nu-Maid margarine. It’s modern in every way . . . seals in Nu-Mald’s sweet, churned-fresh flavour. Yessiree! I prefer “Table-Grade” Nu-Maid, the modern margarine, for my cookin’ and bakin'. «*r ^ NO TWO WAYS ’bout it, compli ments are jest like perfume—much better to inhale than to sWallow. SB paid Helen Parkar. Fell Klrer. Meet * WOULD YOU believe it! There’s a modern Miss teachin’ me new things about cookin’. Tm ref errin’ to Miss Nu-Maid, the little lady on the Nu- Maid margarine package. Thanks to her, Tve found out yellow Nu-Maid now comes in modern table style K pound prints to fit'any servin’ dish. X found out Nu-Maid is i ^ win be paid upon publication to the first contributor of each ac cepted saying or idea...$10 If ac cepted entry is accompanied by large picture of Miss Nu-Maid from the Address ‘Grandma" 100 Pearl Street, Cincinnati 2, Ohio. ALWAYS LOOK FOR wholesome Miss Nu-Maid on the package when you buy margarine. Miss Nu-Maid Is your assurance of toe finest modern margarine in toe m . SUNNYSIDE by Clark S. Hoot THE OLD GAFFER / ; ( ' v'-v OH/ Km terribly sorry/ I WOULD NEVER HAVE GIVEN IT TO YOU IF llD NOTICED IT. FORGIVE ME. : By Clay Hunter YOU BETTER TAKE MY TIN CUP. pencils and dark glasses/ YOU NEED ’EM WORSEN 1 DO// BESSIE Bessie get your dog) OF THAT BED/ J ByMICK PgNN MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher WYLDE AND WQOLY S 4 HE USED TO CLIMB UP THE SIDES OF BUILDINGS. HE'S A HUMAN FLY / By Bert Thomas “MAYBE I'D BETTER NOT TELL YoU ABOUT IT RIGHT HERE -— you KNOW HOW THE PEOPLE IN THIS FAMILY REPEAT EVERY THING THEY HEAR/* it's awfully gweet of you to say I LOOK LIKE MED/ LAMARR WHEN I REALLY DON'T. SHE'S MUCH TALLER THAN I AM/* What’s in a Name? There’s a lady up near Mankato. Minn., who is getting herself a branw-new legal name for 1951. She was born Ellaneous, and she’s gotten mighty tired of being hailed as “Miss Ellaneous.” A school teacher in Brooklyn is pretty un happy about her name, too. “Doody” was a perfectly goo^ cog nomen until the television program called "Howdy Doody” leaped in to favor. Now the kids in her class are making life very difficult for her. Which reminds me of a party named Kissinger in Grand Rapids, Mich. He petitioned the court to have it changed to Collins. A few months later he tired of Collins and changed to Jones. Then Jones failed to satisfy him and he made another shift to Johnson. By this time his old friends were hppeless- ly confused. They went around mus ing, T wonder who's Kissinger now.” BLESSED EVENT Recently one of the single girls In our office came in early one morning and/Jbegan passing out cigars and caddy, both with blue ribbons. Somewhat puzzled and more than a little surprised, we asked the occasion. Proudly she displayed the solitaire on her third finger, left hand, and announced: *Tt*s a boy—-six feet tall and 185 pounds.” Literal Arab An American army officer sta tioned in North Africa took his sig net ring to an Arab jeweler to have - the tarnish removed from it The Arab spoke no English and the «officer couldn’t speak anything else. So the transaction was not get ting any clearer to either of them. Finally the officer took out a card and pencil. Trusting that the Arab knew a translator, he printed in large letters on the card: "Remove the Tarnish.” The Arab smiled and shook his 1 head affirmatively. Next day the officer called for the ring. With a smile of triumph, the Arab produced it. It was still tarnished, but beautifully engraved within were the words: "Remove the Tarnish.” Out for a Spin About a year after her husband died, the widow herself died. When she arrived at the pearly gates she asked if she might see her former husband, v "What’s his name?" "Joe Smith.” “You’ll have to give us a better identification. How about his last words? We classify new arrivals that way.” "Well,” she replied, "just before he died Joe said, ’Katie, if you ever waste any of my hard-earned dollars, I’U turn over in my gtave.’ ” “Oh, sure we know him. We call him whirling Joe up here.” Careful Chronology Judge: "Your age, madam?” Lady witness: "Thirty years.” Judge: "You may have difficulty proving that.” Lady witness: "You will find it difficult to prove the contrary. The church that had the record of my birth burned down in 1900.” BE-ARRAN GEMENT An indignant commuter wrote the New Haven railroad: "I take your 9:35 a.m. train daily. I cannot get a seat near the front of the train and sometimes have to stand all the way. Several coaches on this train near the rear end carry very few passengers. Will you please ad vise me why those coaches cannot be put on the front of the train so we won’t be so crowded?” IN ARREARS Man at payroll window to worker: "Sorry, but with the deductions for the Sunshine Fund, social security, withhold ing tax, hospitalization, savings bonds, union dues, life insur ance and gift fund, you owe us $6,801” Modern Gadget •mis washing machine is the simplest thing in the world. You just sort the clothes, put ’em in here and press the button. 'You have to do all that? Gee, we have a thing at our house that’s a lot better. I just throw the dirty "lothes into it and forget it. Sounds great What’a it called? A clothes hamper. V.' 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It contains smart cial features; gift patterns the book. pattern •t styles, spe- printed inside Lovely Ensemble T HERE’S A definite spri air to this smart thr< ensemble in junior sizes. jacket and skirt of a woolen, the brief blouse in a trasting stripe. • • • Pattern No. 3038 comes in size; 1 13. 14, 16 and 18. Size 12. skirt 1* of 35 or 39-lnch; blouse, 11a “ Jacket, short sleeve. 1 3/8 yards. SKWINO emeus PATTERN Ml West Adams St, Chicage 6, Pleas* enclose 29 cents plus 5 i in coin for first-class mailing of pattern desired. Pattern Nc. • e e e e e e e • a a e e size...... Ranke New Disease “How’s your husband? >» He’s worse. S'* One of the most delicate fab rics of all, when it comes to wash ing, is wool. Extremely hot water will actually destroy wool fibers, sd never put woolens in anything hotter than lukewarm water. Don’t let them soak for any length of time; don’t wring them or twist them; don’t hang them up to dry. Wash them quickly, squeeze the water out gently, and spread them flat for drying. II you must hang a woolen gar ment up to dry, first pin it or baste it to a turkish towel, and hang the towel and all over the line. Or, dry it indoors by spread- To avoid having woolen gar ments turn stiff and hard after washing, add a few drops of glycerinp or a pinch of borax to the wash water. If you want to shrink a woolen garment deliberately before the first time it’s washed, soak it in cold water for about two hours; then spread it out to dry without stretching it in any way. “But I thought the doctor yesterday he was getting better 1 “So he did, so he did. But he says poor Sam’l has goqe got the convalescence.” Don*! ^ Next Time CRY Headacheal Tour Livar la Next Impreved A Veed Over 3 Oeaeratlene Tea'll Like Them Tee. brighter teeth One of the best ways to keep a clothesline clean is to take it in doors when it’s not being used, and that’s a simple job if you screw eyes into the posts and' fasten hooks on the ends of the line. Mighty handy when a sudden summer shower pops up and you want to get the line indoors in a hurry. CHOOSE THE ANTl HISTflMI HE li to 2 Times More Effective This 4 Leading Brands demand St. J$s«ph Anti-Histamine Tablets ENJOY COLD’S NASAL MISERY RELIEF Oflta stop this dstrtss Is a siagl* day! Tests prove the greater effectiveness of the anti-histaminic * St^Joacph ^Antl-Hlstam 7 V iii just one we< Amazing results proved by independent scientific teat For cleaner teeth, for A brighter mile... try Calox yourself 1 A KOI // Don’t let “Cold Demons” make her cheat feel sore, con gested—rub on Menthols turn. Fast, safe Mentholatum lessen congestion. Its vapors soothe mflamaH passages, earn coughing spasms. For lisad colds, too ... makes brea r. In jars, tubes.