The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, February 02, 1951, Image 7

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Average Tip A sightseer was just emerging from a cave. "What’s the average tip you receive from each person you take through this cave?” he asked confidentially of the native guide. "The average tip, boss, thankee, is a dollar.” This seemed a little high for the short time it took to go through, but not wanting to be ungenerous, the sightseer produced a dollar bill "Thankee, boss, thankee kindly! You are the only gentleman that has reached the average in zny whole experience.” THE OLD GAFFER YOU MEAN IF I CARRY THAT SlGhT') AROUND -TOWN ALL /-? ^ DAY YOU'LL PAY^/ ( RIGHT/ ME $6.9° 7 Hunter shouldVe HIRED SOMEBODY ELSE* Naked Truth Lanny Ross says it’s no wonder love sometimes grows cold. Just look at the scanty costume cupid wears. TEE FOB TWO By NICK PENN MUTT AND JEFF VES.THIsi YOUR FRIEND, MY GOSHf IS MUTT I JEF,r > 15 HERE '\JEFF HIT BV A SPEAKING/!^ HdSPl^TAL.tTRAlNj^ HE WASHITB/jT^T “ A TRAIN / MV DEAR LITTLE PAL WHO IVE KNOWN FOR YEARS/ I MUST GET TO THE HOSPITAL BEFORE rTS TOO LATE. DOC-AS MAN TO V ON MAN,TELL ME THE )THE WORST/ WHERE WAS^wfaD / HE HIT? By Bud Fisher ,THANK GOODNESS/ THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE SERIOUS' Two vacationists, meeting at the first tee ot a hotel course, formed a twosome. On the ninth hole one of them said, "That’s my wife over there playing with an old bag she dredged up somewhere.” "You took the words right out of my mouth,” the *bther assured him. Courtroom Antics Judge Charles Gilbert tells about a man oh trial for a felony who had no lawyer. The judge offered to appoint two laywers to defend him, saying, "BetT'een the two, you’ll have the best repaesenta- tion you could get.” But the de fendant shook his head. "What’s the matter?” Judge Gil bert asked. "I’ve given you two of the best lawyers in Nashville, and you still aren’t satisfied?” "Judge,” said the culprit mee Nr, "is there any way I could swap these two good lawyers for just one good witness?” JITTER By Arthur Pointer LATE START SUSIE. LOOK ITS NO WONDER. WE’VE SEEN SEEING GHOSTS/ JITTEK HAS A BABVCHIW^ HIDDEN UEBE7 r V HE GOES BACK TO THE ZOO ^THKTS FIHAL^ & BUT IT'S SUCH A NICE ONE ALMOST CUTER THAN JITTER WYLDE AND WOOLY MY GOOD MAN, I'LL GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO EARN SOME MONEY. - By Bert Thomas WHY CURRY HIM WHEN HE^S GOT FOUR GOOD LEGS TO WALK ON ?/ Beamish, a new employee, had been caught coming in late for work three times and on the fourth morning the foreman decided to read the riot act. "Look here, B e a m 1 s h,” he snapped, "don’t you know what time we start work around here?” "No sir,” said Beamish. "They’re always working when I get here.” T.Y, Ad Overheard in a bus: "Isn’t tele vision wonderful! If you shut your eyes it’s just like listening to the wireless.” " SHE'LL NEVER MAKE A SKIER. POP. YOU JUST WASTED OUR MONEY SuYlN' THEM FOR. HER." ■M y THANKS FDR THE DIVINE EVENING-, MARVIN. SOON AS I GET ENOUGH » MONEY TOGETHER, LET'S DO IT AGAIN. Tight Fit Inspecting Officer—“Do your un derclothes fit you satisfactorily, sailor?” Boot—“The undershirt is okay, sir, but the shorts are a little snug under the armpits.” Crisis Comment attributed to Walter Elliott, M.P., with reference to the crisis in housing: “Many young wives would rather be without a built-in refrigerator than with a built-in mother-in-law.” THE ANTAGONIST “How long was your last cook with you?” "She was never with us. She was against us from the start.” Vice Versa Two battered old wrecks of hu manity were sitting together on a bench in the city park, when one In formed his neighbor. "I’m a man who never took advice from any body.” "Shake, old fellow,” said the oth er, "I’m a man who followed every body’s advice.” r. y. Chimney soot, if it’s free from salt, makes exceptionally fine fer tilizer for gardens and potted plants. For tile fireplaces, sp/inkle salt on the tiles and then rub them with half of a raw lemon. Follow this with a good scrubbing. If you burn pine wood and want to prevent the gum from collect ing on fireplace stones, bricks or tiles, coat them, after they’re thoroughly cleaned, with boiled linseed oil. To save wear and tear on your tongue when you have a lot of envelopes and stamps to lick, wrap an ice cube in a thick rag and moisten with that. • When vegetable glue gets dry and hard, it can be softened up with hot vinegar. Add the vine gar drop by drop and keep stir ring until the glue is soft. Cold vinegar can be used, but it takes several days to soak through and become effective. If something needs glujng and you have no glue, colorless nail polish makes a good substitute for most purposes. v*-. and cover the smoked areas with it. Let it stay about an hour ox two before scrubbing it off with hot water and soap. To keep glue fresh when it'i being used continually, thro* away the top of the can, and push the brush or applicator handle through a large ball of modeling clay. The ball should be some what bigger than the mouth ol the can, and it should be placed on the handle so that the brusb reaches the glue. Thus, by rest ing the ball of clay on top ef th« can, air is kept out and the brush is always ready to use. — Before tying up a package, 8 moisten the strings When the 1 string dries, it will shrink and tighten up the knots. ■■M To clean a stone or brick fire place, hot water and strong soap applied with a stiff brush are often adequate. If they’re not, mix up a paste of powdered pum ice and concentrated ammonia The ink-written address on t package can be protected froir being smeared by water or snow if you rub it several times with the stump of a white candle. Light Corpse » A. captain of industry was noted for showing up on various work projects r in his organization, inquiring^ about the number men employed, would instruct the off several. In time he way of all flesh. As his being carried from the parlor, he r v aised up in his and asked: “How many pall bean carrying me?” *58 - & • . i fwr mMm'i ■*“' digestible The Wesson Ofl People use cost* Her vegetable oil for making Snowdrift Yet Snowdrift costs you not a penny more. V What’s more—a panel of ex*. In ahoi perts voted that Snowdrift fried foods •V-^V > W*- jJ»Bl | So, enjoy Snow- drift-sure results, day in and day out for all your fried foods. z I taste better! So let pure, out for all your: TUNA CROQUETTES—pan-friedl Delicious and digestible this Snowdrift-sure way! \ 1 can C/-ox.) tuna feh, flakMi % tsp. WorcMtorehira 1 ewe mathad doMom cup fin* bread ot an W top. aBghtfy Combine first six lngre<_ mix well Shape into rolls 2% Roll In crumbs, then In egg mixed with water, then again in crumbs. - #m ^ and Fry In hot Snowdrift (K-lhch deep x 1. in skillet) until browned on all dxed sides. Makes about 8 croquettes. mBm croquettes. Serve with catsup if desired. WHEN G06D*TASTE COUNTS* MADE BY THE WESSON OIL PEOPLE Don’t give in to the "Cold Demons”—get Mentholatum! Fast, safe Mentholatum soothes smarting nostrils, helps open stuffed-up pas sages so you can breathe again in comfort. Eases pain ful chest congestion and