The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, February 02, 1951, Image 7
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GIRL
SUNNYSIOE
Something Fishy Here
The author of a famous book on
economics received a phone call
from a stranger recently. *T ques
tion your statistics on the high
cost of living today,’* said the
stranger. "My wife and I eat
everything our hearts desire and
we get it for exactly 68 cents a
week.”
"Sixty-eight cents a week!”
echoed the economist. ”1 can’t
believe it! Won’t you tell me how?
And to make sure I get your story
straight, please speak louder.”
“I can’t speak louder,” said the
stranger. 4 Tm a goldfish.”
—
hf Clerk S.
Average Tip
A sightseer was just emerging
from a cave. "What’s the average
tip you receive from each person
you take through this cave?” he
asked confidentially of the native
guide.
"The average tip, boss, thankee,
is a dollar.”
This seemed a little high for the
short time it took to go through, but
not wanting to be ungenerous, the
sightseer produced a dollar bill
"Thankee, boss, thankee kindly!
You are the only gentleman that
has reached the average in zny
whole experience.”
THE OLD GAFFER
YOU MEAN IF I CARRY THAT SlGhT')
AROUND -TOWN ALL /-? ^
DAY YOU'LL PAY^/ ( RIGHT/
ME $6.9° 7
Hunter
shouldVe HIRED
SOMEBODY ELSE*
Naked Truth
Lanny Ross says it’s no wonder
love sometimes grows cold. Just
look at the scanty costume cupid
wears.
TEE FOB TWO
By NICK PENN
MUTT AND JEFF
VES.THIsi YOUR FRIEND, MY GOSHf
IS MUTT I JEF,r > 15 HERE '\JEFF HIT BV A
SPEAKING/!^ HdSPl^TAL.tTRAlNj^
HE WASHITB/jT^T “
A TRAIN /
MV DEAR LITTLE PAL
WHO IVE KNOWN FOR
YEARS/ I MUST GET TO
THE HOSPITAL BEFORE
rTS TOO LATE.
DOC-AS MAN TO V ON
MAN,TELL ME THE )THE
WORST/ WHERE WAS^wfaD /
HE HIT?
By Bud Fisher
,THANK GOODNESS/
THOUGHT IT MIGHT
BE SERIOUS'
Two vacationists, meeting at the
first tee ot a hotel course, formed
a twosome. On the ninth hole one
of them said, "That’s my wife over
there playing with an old bag she
dredged up somewhere.”
"You took the words right out
of my mouth,” the *bther assured
him.
Courtroom Antics
Judge Charles Gilbert tells about
a man oh trial for a felony who
had no lawyer. The judge offered
to appoint two laywers to defend
him, saying, "BetT'een the two,
you’ll have the best repaesenta-
tion you could get.” But the de
fendant shook his head.
"What’s the matter?” Judge Gil
bert asked. "I’ve given you two
of the best lawyers in Nashville,
and you still aren’t satisfied?”
"Judge,” said the culprit mee
Nr, "is there any way I could swap
these two good lawyers for just
one good witness?”
JITTER
By Arthur Pointer
LATE START
SUSIE. LOOK ITS NO WONDER.
WE’VE SEEN SEEING GHOSTS/
JITTEK HAS A BABVCHIW^
HIDDEN UEBE7
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V HE GOES BACK
TO THE ZOO
^THKTS FIHAL^
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BUT IT'S SUCH A NICE ONE
ALMOST CUTER THAN JITTER
WYLDE AND WOOLY
MY GOOD MAN, I'LL GIVE YOU A
CHANCE TO EARN SOME MONEY.
- By Bert Thomas
WHY CURRY HIM WHEN HE^S GOT
FOUR GOOD LEGS TO WALK ON ?/
Beamish, a new employee, had
been caught coming in late for
work three times and on the fourth
morning the foreman decided to
read the riot act.
"Look here, B e a m 1 s h,” he
snapped, "don’t you know what
time we start work around here?”
"No sir,” said Beamish. "They’re
always working when I get here.”
T.Y, Ad
Overheard in a bus: "Isn’t tele
vision wonderful! If you shut your
eyes it’s just like listening to the
wireless.”
" SHE'LL NEVER MAKE A SKIER. POP. YOU
JUST WASTED OUR MONEY SuYlN'
THEM FOR. HER."
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y THANKS FDR THE DIVINE EVENING-,
MARVIN. SOON AS I GET ENOUGH »
MONEY TOGETHER, LET'S DO IT AGAIN.
Tight Fit
Inspecting Officer—“Do your un
derclothes fit you satisfactorily,
sailor?”
Boot—“The undershirt is okay,
sir, but the shorts are a little snug
under the armpits.”
Crisis
Comment attributed to Walter
Elliott, M.P., with reference to the
crisis in housing: “Many young
wives would rather be without a
built-in refrigerator than with a
built-in mother-in-law.”
THE ANTAGONIST
“How long was your last cook
with you?”
"She was never with us. She
was against us from the start.”
Vice Versa
Two battered old wrecks of hu
manity were sitting together on a
bench in the city park, when one In
formed his neighbor. "I’m a man
who never took advice from any
body.”
"Shake, old fellow,” said the oth
er, "I’m a man who followed every
body’s advice.”
r. y.
Chimney soot, if it’s free from
salt, makes exceptionally fine fer
tilizer for gardens and potted
plants.
For tile fireplaces, sp/inkle salt
on the tiles and then rub them
with half of a raw lemon. Follow
this with a good scrubbing.
If you burn pine wood and want
to prevent the gum from collect
ing on fireplace stones, bricks or
tiles, coat them, after they’re
thoroughly cleaned, with boiled
linseed oil.
To save wear and tear on your
tongue when you have a lot of
envelopes and stamps to lick,
wrap an ice cube in a thick rag
and moisten with that. •
When vegetable glue gets dry
and hard, it can be softened up
with hot vinegar. Add the vine
gar drop by drop and keep stir
ring until the glue is soft. Cold
vinegar can be used, but it takes
several days to soak through and
become effective.
If something needs glujng and
you have no glue, colorless nail
polish makes a good substitute
for most purposes.
v*-.
and cover the smoked areas with
it. Let it stay about an hour ox
two before scrubbing it off with
hot water and soap.
To keep glue fresh when it'i
being used continually, thro*
away the top of the can, and push
the brush or applicator handle
through a large ball of modeling
clay. The ball should be some
what bigger than the mouth ol
the can, and it should be placed
on the handle so that the brusb
reaches the glue. Thus, by rest
ing the ball of clay on top ef th«
can, air is kept out and the brush
is always ready to use.
—
Before tying up a package, 8
moisten the strings When the 1
string dries, it will shrink and
tighten up the knots.
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To clean a stone or brick fire
place, hot water and strong soap
applied with a stiff brush are
often adequate. If they’re not,
mix up a paste of powdered pum
ice and concentrated ammonia
The ink-written address on t
package can be protected froir
being smeared by water or snow
if you rub it several times with
the stump of a white candle.
Light Corpse »
A. captain of industry was noted
for showing up on various work
projects r in his organization,
inquiring^ about the number
men employed,
would instruct the
off several. In time he
way of all flesh. As his
being carried from the
parlor, he r v aised up in his
and asked:
“How many pall bean
carrying me?”
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TUNA CROQUETTES—pan-friedl
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mix well Shape into rolls 2%
Roll In crumbs, then In egg mixed
with water, then again in crumbs.
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and Fry In hot Snowdrift (K-lhch deep
x 1. in skillet) until browned on all
dxed sides. Makes about 8 croquettes.
mBm croquettes.
Serve with catsup if desired.
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