Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY. 8. C. -ikAirry- -v-. v _^ w ., *■2 i VIRGIL X SPEAK 4E MAM • THE MOOSE, SUNNYSIDE WOULONT YOU LIKE A RIDE? -V- Lea KUb by Clork S. Haas X OBCAMEO THAT I HAD INVENTED A NCW TVPe ~ VMS SAMPLING IT WHEN // SURE ITS SAFE? By Pay Hunter THINGS LIKE THIS WOULD NEVER **• I THINJK BLACK THIS ONE IS , . REAL LUCKV/ MUTT AND JEFF Mutt/ look ( they pound it/ AINT IT GREAT WHAT A LITTLE ad in a newspaper CAN DO? I LOST MV GOLD ^ WAJCH- SO r RAN DOWN ^ TO THE NEWSPAPER OFRCI AN* PUT AN AD IN THE LOST AND FOUND COLUMN 5 THIS MORNING I WOKE UP AND WHAT DO VOU THINK ? By Bud Fisher vC THERE IT WAS IN POCKET OF MV OTHER SUIT/ JITTER By Arthur Pointer INVITED TO DINNER AND IT'S } .SO HURRY AND OCT R*APY. So THAT'S IMHCPC WENT/ 'Divided Duty The station inspector, new on the job and unknown along the line, was making his first tour of the road. One morning, he stepped into the waiting room of a country station and found it as cold as ice. Half a dozen patrons were huddled around a fireless stove. “Why hasn’t a fire been started?” the inspector demanded. One of the customers jerked his thumb in the direction of the agent’s office. “No use asking him. Says he’s too busy to build a fire.” The inspector stepped over to the agent’s window and asked him the reason for the cold stove. “Got no time fer that,” snapped the agent. ’This here freight’s gotta be billed and afte* that, there’s a pile of telegrams to send.” The inspector took a blank from his pocket and scribbled a message to headquarters concerning the agent’s-neglecL asking for authority to discharge him. “Here,” he said, “put this with the other wires you have to send.” The agent snatched the blank, hastily scanned it, then slammed it down on the desk and headed for the kindling box. “Got no time to send any tele* grams,” he snapped. “I gotta make a fire in that stove yonder!" THREE CASES A man wants an analyst to help him get rid of his split personality. “Why do you want to do that?" asks the psychiatrist “Because we just can’t stand each other," replies the patient. A psychiatrist lists a $1,000 deduc tion on his income tax return. His explanation: “This represents a loss due to a patient He’s a klepto maniac, and I haven’t cured him yet” Then there is the man who visits a medical friend whom he finds in wild excitement crying, “I’ve got to see a psychiatrist!" “But you are a psychiatrist" says the visitor. ^ “Yes,” says the doctor, “but I charge too much." Some Pons A young bride noted her husband’s irritation and said, “I hope you’re not upaet because the laundry didn't come." “But I am," he assured her. *Tm all out of shorts." A chorus girl married a plutocrat and returned triumphantly from her honeymoon literally covered with diamonds. Her old roommate, whose nose was a trifle out of joint sniffed, “That girl has gotten too big tor her brooches." TRANSPORTATION LIMITED WYLDE AND WOOLY WOOLY, I HEARD THAT A PORCUPINE CAN SHOOT ITS QUILLS. NONSENSE! you prob'ly heard that AT THE UAK'S CLUB/ By Bert Thomas donV some cartoonists V "G'WAN / AfY SNOWMAN LOOKS LIKE HE COULD LICK YOURS ANY OL' TIME? * ""Ss Q&. TWO REASONS “m bet yon think twice before leaving that wife of years alone for an evening. Am I right?” “I'll say. First I have to think np an exense for getting out, and then a reason why she can’t come." I DUNNO — SOMETHING MAKES HU lERH'S A MYSTERIOUS MARVIN THAT HARf> TO IGNORG. ♦ Licenses, Training ~ Urged For Sitters or State legislatures and city coun cils throughout the nation, have been petitioned to pass laws re quiring the licensing of all baby sitters, private kindergartens, day care agencies, and nursery and play schools. It is suggested that such licensing be regulatory in nature and not for revenue. The present lack of standards for these persons and institutions is highly detrimental to the health, safety, and general welfare of in fants and pre-school-age children, petitioners believe. While some of the more progressive cities and states have already begun to in quire into the matter of licensing pre-school centers, entirely too many have been lax and indiffer ent to this need, many parents con tend. Little or nothing has been done, to date, by city and state governing bodies to require physi cal examinations of baby sitters. Some parents think baby sitters should, in addition, be required to obtain the signatures of two per sons in their community, testifying to their moral character and re liability They believe that regu lar courses of study should be re quired of all baby sitters and di rectors and their assistants in dpy care agencies and nursery and play schools and suggest that, as a temporary measure, these courses could be made available in the form of evening classes sponsored by local civic groups or governing bodies. “I’U bet you 10 dollars," a man said to a boastful athlete, “that I can wheel something in a wheelbar row from one street lamp to the next and you aren’t able to wheel it back.” The local champ looked him over. He thought of bags of cement, bricks and eld iron, and concluded that whatever the stranger could wheel, he could do better. “Bet taken,” he said. The other man smiled, walked over to a wheelbarrow and said to the boastful athlete, “Get in.” The Bum! This wouldn’t have happened to me if my late husband Clancey were here. But he’s gone to the happy hunting grounds. How do you like that? You’re in trouble and he’s out having a good time. Patience An excellent test of patience is to dutifully call on some old acquaint ance and observe three of your long lost books snug on his shelves. Rainy Days Those rainy days for which a man saves usually arrive during hia vacation. MARCH o> DIMES JftMUAtV tS-SI Save Money On This Heme Mixed Ceush Syrup Big Saving. No Cooking. So Easy. You'll be surprised how quickly and easily you can relieve coughs due to colds, when you try this splendid recipe. It gives you about four times as much cough medicine lor your money, and you’ll find it truly wonderful for real relief. Make a syrup with 2 cups of granulated sugar and one cup of water. No cooking needed. (Or you can use corn syrup or liquid honey, instead of sugar ayrup.) Then put SH ounces of Pincx (obtained from any druggist) in a pint bottle, and fill up with your ayrup. This makes a full pint of medi cine that will please you by its quick action. It never spoils, and tastes fine—children n This simple mixture takes right hold of • cough. It loosens the phlegm, soothes the Irritated membranes, quickly eases soreness snd difficult breathing. . Pinex is s special compound of proven Ingredients, in concentrated form, well- known for Ita quick action in coughs snd bronchial irritations. Money refunded if it doesn’t please you in every way. FOB EXTRA CONVENIENCE OET NEW READY-MIXED. READYTO USE PINEX! Prt-HlstoriR Gable The Cro-Magnon man was the glamou* boy of Europe during the Stone Agefi. This tall, handsome, and intelligent man lived between about 30,000 and 10,000 3 C. Like most handsome men, the Cro- Magnonman was clothes-con- scious It was he who discovered how to make better garments by cutting pieces of skin and sewing them together. # For Your Future Buy U.S. Savings Bonds 1out> „ AT ALL GROCERS! WHEN SLEEP WONT COME AND YOU FEEL GLUM tfst Delichw* Chiwing-Cun REMOVES NOT GOOD • Whea you can’t sleep — awful because you need a laxative — < as millions do—chew nxw-A-Mnrr. Doctors say many other laxative*, token in large doses, start their ”fluah- Ing’* action tea eoon ... rlwht la tbm stomach where they often flush awes nourishing food you need far pep ana energy I You feel weak, tired. But gentle fxxh-a-mint la Taken os recommended. It works In the lower bowel — remove* waste, not Rood food I You avoid weak feeling — you feel fine, full life! Get r**if-A-Mn*T.25*.50#.or r- IF PETER, PAIN SHOOTS yOU FULL OF FOB fast Contain, up > >- ■ ‘ # rub in (two ! 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