The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, August 18, 1950, Image 7
THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY. S. C
By Len KlcU
SUNNYSIDE
by Oorfc S. Haas
THE OLD GAFFER
By Oay Hunter
HOW ABOUT TAKING THE BUTTONS
OFF OF My SHOES/ AND SEWING
MUTT AND JEFF
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By Bud Fisher
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EXPERT/
JITTER
By Arthur Pointer
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ANy TIME MY SISTER'S 60/
FRIEND MAS THE PRICE OF A
MOVIE HE GOES HIMSELF'*
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TAFF/ KIND, CONSIDERATE,
AND UNATTACHED.
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The philanthropic activities of
he Duchess of Windsor in behalf
af the colored folk of the Bahama
islands were varied and extensive.
To raise money for one Nassau
clinic, she sponsored a bazaar. As
s special feature, and to stimulate
an interest in personal appearance,
ihe offered a prize for the best-
dressed colored woman who at
tended the bazaar.
An ambitious island belle hap
pened to know a sailor about to
embark for Miami, Florida. She
persuaded him, while there, to pur
chase a dress for her at the local
Sears, Roebuck and Company
store. In due time, the day of the
great event arrived and, to the
amazement of all, the maiden ap
peared in an exact duplicate, in
appearance at least, of the gown
the Duchess herself was wearing,
which had been purchased from a
famous Paris dressmaker.
Of course, she won the prize.
MAKING SURE
In the American advance dur
ing the last days. of the second
World War, a sergeant ordered
one of his men to go into a dugout
and disperse any enemies that hap
pened to be there.
The private blanched, swallowed
hard, and then said: “Sarge, if
you see three or four men come
running out of that hole, don't
shoot the first onel”
Free Ride
Conductor — Your fare, young
lady.
Young Lady — Thank you. And
you’re nice looking yourself.
' Keep at It, Lord
Saying his prayers after a par
ticularly hectic day, my little boy
prayed: "God, please make me a
good boy and if at first you don’t
succeed, try. try again.’*
Not a Flirt
Judge: “Why didn’t you stop
when the officer beckoned to you?’*
Lady Motorist: "I should like
you to know, sir, that I am not in
the habit of stopping every time a
man beckons to me.’*
BIG QUESTION
“What’s the election today for?
Anybody happen to know?”
"It is to determine whether we
shall have a convention to nomi
nate delegates who will be voted
on as to whether they will attend
a caucus which will decide whether
we shall have a primary to deter
mine whether the people want to
vote on this same question again
next year.”
An Occasion
Office Boy: "May I have the
afternoon off?”
Employer: "I suppose so. No
doubt your grandmother ”
Office Boy: “How did you guess,
sir? She’s making her first solo
flight.”
Discovered at Last
“Well, I do say,” exclaimed the
old lady, tasting her first cocktail,
"it is just like the medicine my
husband has been taking for 30
years.”
ONE FOR THE ROAD
Seems three ministers were
exchanging troubles since all
three served churches near rail
road lines.
"Our first Sunday - morning
hymn always is Interrupted by
the C. A O. passenger train rum
bling past right outside the win
dow," the first complained.
"That’s nothing,” chimed in
the second. "Right in the mid
dle of our morning prayer the
L. A N. fast freight drowns me
•at.”
"Brothers, £ wish all I had
was your troubles, ” added the
third. "Every time the deacons
In my church take op the col
lection, I look down the aisle and
there comes the Nickel Plate!”
Straight Answer
The family was engaged in the
game of questions and answers,
when Mother directed a question to
little Marjorie.
"Dear,” Mother inquired, “what
is the opposite of permanent?”
The child reflected a moment,
and then replied, “Oh, yes, straight
hair!”
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