The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, July 21, 1950, Image 7
THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY. S. C.
Knows Better
If a man always lets his wife
have her own way . . . it’s just
because he tried to stop her
once!
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MORE PEOPLE
SMOKE CAMELS
VIRGIL / By Len Klei*
THE OLD GAFFER By Clay Hunter
By MELLORS
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other cigarette!
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HAYES
Star of stage and
TV: “I found
what cigarette
mildness means
when I made my
own Camel 30-
Day Test! I’ve
smoked Camels
ever since!'*
Only Bad Health
Can Get Irish Down
WACG.TEX.—Mrs. Tom C. Gaddy,
010 Washington Ave., claims the
only thing that will get a good Irish
man down is bad health—and that
won’t happen in
the Gaddy home
because Crazy
Water Crystals
are very much
a part of the
family.
She says: “For
twenty years, I
haven’t been
without Crazy
Water Crystals.
Every morning I
take a teaspoon- Mrs. Gaddy
ful in a glass of warm water. I have
had a lot of stomach trouble—and I
belie vo Crazy Water Cry stabs has
done more for me than all the rest
of the medicines on the market. It
stops heartburn, indigestion and
stomach bloating right now! My
husband and I both use Crazy Water
Crystals when our systems are
sluggish. There isn’t enough that can
be said about the wonderful results
we get from them.”
No matter how old you are or
where you live—Crazy Water Crys
tals are good for you because they
are nature’s own product.
Many ailments that folks suffer
with—upset stomach, gas pains,
headaches, run - down, played - out
feeling and many other body aches
and pains can often be attributed
to faulty elimination.
DON’T ENDURE THESE HARD
SHIPS any longer. Get effective,
pleasant relief today from nature’s
own Crazy Water Crystals; buy
them at your drug store today, half
lb., 86c; full lb., $1.26. SATISFAC
TION GUARANTEED BY Crazy
Water Co., Inc., Mineral Wells,
Texas.—Adv.
MUTT AND JEFF
JEFF TELL ME 'j WELL. WHEN
I WAS TWO
VEARS OLD
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By Bud Fuher
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By Arthur Pointer
JITTER FELL OFF A BRIDGE AND LANDED ON
A RAGING SAILBOAT. HE’S A SAILOR. NOW
VWETHEF? HE LINES IT OR NOT.
HOW ARE WE DOING?
1 BET FAY SHIRT THAT
WE'D WIN THIS
WYLDE AND WOOLY
WE HAVEN’T CAPTURED W HO, AND I ]
ANY BANDITS LATELY. COULD USE
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TO THE RAILROAD
STATION AN 7 STUDY
THE POSTERS. ^
By Bert Thomas
* FOP ALWAYS COMES HOME WITH SOME
SWELL STORIES AFTER HE'S BEEN IN
HERE. LET'S HEAR A COUPLE! "
" ISN'T IT WONDERFUL TO BE IN
LOVE WITH SOMEONE you LIKE?*
Must Have Been Green
During his early playing days,
the late Babe Ruth possessed an
enormous appetite. Often, at jthe
ball park, he would eat a half-
dozen frankfurters at a sitting.
One afternoon in the locker room
before the game, manager Miller
Huggins noticed that Ruth looked
a little green.
“Is something wrong. Babe?’’ he
asked.
“My stomach’s acting up,’* said
Ruth. “It must be that party I
went to last night. I never saw so
much food in my life; lobsters,
crabs, clams, roast turkey, fried
chicken and to‘ top it off—straw
berries.”
“And I suppose you helped your
self to everything in sight,” said
the manager.
“Yes,” confessed Ruth with a
groan. “But that’s the last time
I’U ever eat strawberries!”
OUGHT TO SUE
A well-known lawyer was always
lecturing his office bpy—whether
he needed it or not. One day he
chanced to hear the following con
versation between the boy and the
one employed next door.
“How much does he pay you?”
asked the latter.
“I get $2,000 a year,” replied the
office boy—“ten dollars a/week in
cash and the rest in legal advice.* 1
Three Stories
Here are three Samuel Goldwyn
stories:
Goldwyn in a talk to his em
ployees started off with: ‘‘Gentle
men, I want you to know that I am
not always right—but I am never
wrong.”
And the one about some visitor
admiring his wile’s hands. “Yes,”
said Goldwyn, “she has got beauti
ful hands—I am thinking of having
a bust made of them.”
And when he decided not to join
a certain undertaking by several
Hollywood producers, Goldwyn
said: “Gentlemen, include me
out!”
Dangerous Spot
A Yankee tourist was out sight
seeing in London. They took him
aboard the old battleship Victory,
which was Lord Nelson’s flagship
in several of his famous naval tri
umphs. An English sailor escorted
the Yank over the vessel, and
coming to a raised brass tablet on
the deck, he said, as he reverently
removed his hat:
“’Ere, sir, is the spot where
Lord Nelson fell.”
“Oh, is it?” replied the Ameri
can-blankly. “Well, that ain’t noth
in’. I nearly tripped on the durned
thing myself.”
Quick Recovery
That’s a wonderful nurse you
have here,” said the hospital pa
tient to the intern. “The touch of
her hand cooled my fever instant
ly.”
“Yeah,” agreed the intern, “we
heard the slap all through the
ward.”
NO TIME TO QUIBBLE
The hunter came running back
to the others of the party. “Just
met a big bear,” he panted, breath*
lessly, pointing to the woods,
“back there.”
“Good!” shouted the others al
most in unison.
“Did you let him have both bar
rels?”
“Both barrels?” demanded the
nimrocl. “I gave him the whole
gun!”
THE APPRENTICE
The quack was selling an elix
ir which he declared would
make men live to a great age.
“Look at me!” he shouted.
“Hale and hearty and I’m over
390 years old!”
“Is he really that old?” a
listener asked the man’s assist
ant.
“Really, I can’t say,” replied
the assistant. “I’ve only worked
for him for 100 years.”
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Personal Question
The doctor was questioning the
new nurse about her latest patient.
“Have you kept a chart of his
progress?”
The nurse blushingly replied,
“No, but I can show you my
diary.”
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No.
Name *
Address
Youth Wins Bot by Socking
Officer, But Goes to Jail
RIPON, Wis. — Robert Staho-
wiak, 19, bet a friend $100 he wot
have th£ nrirve to punch a police
man in the nose. He did.
But the one punch cost Stal
wiak $100 fine on an assault
battery charge, plus $59
plus six months in the county jaiL
He had also been charged
gambling, but it was dropped,
judge alsd ruled that Stal
could not be probated dr pi
Hush puppies
Hushpuppies, now a fat
hot bread, are a development
cornmeal cake fried in fish fi
be fed to hunting dogs when
howled. Hence the name. -m
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