The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, July 07, 1950, Image 9
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DEPARTMENT
NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY. S. C.
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BUSINESS * INVEST. OPPOR.
Sacrifice Florida Laundry
SACRIFICING laundry and dry clean*
ing plant in Tampa. All equipment, in
cluding delivery trucks. $21,000—lialf
cash. One third its value (3 flat work
ironers originally cost more than this).
$8,000 per week capacity. Prompt action
rite
necessary^ Phone, wire or write W. C.
Tinsley, 60S Tampa Street, Tampa, Fla.
CAFE Fer Sale, good business, owner
leering for old country; right price for
person; 81$ Madison Ave., Mont-
Ala.
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RE. iTACRANT For Sale—Modern air*
conli
Inhabited by Indians, Too
litioned-seating 100 on main floor, 120
In b a nquet hall on second floor. In heart
of —business district. Reasonable rent,
lo’ lease. For information write or wire
Vwn’s Restaurant, South Boston. Va.
DOGS, CATS, PETS, ETC.
•-WEEK-OLD Irish setter pups. Ready
for training this Fall. Frank Horak at
Oak, Ala. Write Foley, Ala.
MONKEYS for pets. Babies or youni
ry guaranteed. $3(
id reds of birds. Par*
p«
adults. Live delivery
each, 4 for $100. Hunc
rots, Love Birds. Write for Price List.
Miami Rare Bird Farm, Kendall. Fla.
MISCELLANEOUS
SUNSHINE and Health Films. Docu
mentary, educational. 8mm, 16mm. Send
for free literature. Tel-A-Filra Co., Dept.
GA, 933 Cincinnati St., Dayton, Ohio.
INSTANSIL. The magic plating powder.
No, electric _pr copper plating needed,
br
BARE Antique bookcase, secretary com
bined. Only one of its kind known in
existence. Been in family three-hundred
years. Details if requested. B. B. Jones.
879 N. Oliver St., Elberton, Ga.
CHARMONTE Glamor Parties are fun.
Hostess, Guest and demonstrator profit.
If you would like to be the demonstrator
and earn from $10 to $25 per day—write
Baker Prodnets, 15 Vendne Ranjre, Char
leston 8. 8. C.
FOB SALE—A 3-80 Gullett Gin outfit,
complete with hull extractors, seed con
veyor, etc. Call or write. The W. F. Cul
lens Fertilizer Company, Camilla, Ga.
PERSONAL
100 RAZOR BLADES $1.00
Double Edge, fine surgical steel, uncon
ditionally guaranteed, attractively pack
aged 20/5’s In display carton. Money re
funded if not satisfied.
SUPERFINE PRODUCTS
P.O. Box $505 Jacksonville 8, Fla.
POULTRY, CHICKS & EQUIP.
White Rock and New Hamp Chicks
booked for the Summer. $9.50 per 100.
95% livability guaranteed 1st 2 weeks.
Write Hays Hatchery. Covington. Indiana.
REAL ESTATE—BUS. PROP.
FOR SALE, Bungalow and three rental
units, fully furn. Frigidaires through out,
good condition, close to stores. Bus,
Ocean. 18% on investment. $13,500. G.
Longo, S3 N, FenJnsnla Dr., Daytona
Beach. Fla.
REAL ESTATE—MISC.
FOR SALE—Five acres land; 4-room
house; good well water, electricity, some
fruit trees; suitable for chickens or gar
dening. One-half mile north, good fish-
lag lake. E. E. Belcher, RFD $, P.O.
Box 18, Dade City. Fla.
TRAVEL
JACKSONVILLE Beach. Fla. Ocean front
rooms, apartments, and cottages. Write
Mrs. Dana, P.O. Box 585 or phone $658
for reservations.
MODERN overnight and weekly cabins
with kitchenettes. Reasonable. Camp
Ohio Conrt, 10708 Nebraska Ave., U.S.
41, Tampa. Florida.
Planning for the Future?
Buy U.S. Savings Bonds!
1 AS PURE AS MONEY CAN BUY
St.Joseph aspirin
WORLDS LARGEST SELLER AT 104
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Pains of the Muscles.
Sold at all leading Drug Stores.
A sample bottle FREE by
sending this ad to
THE SWANSON CO.—Newark, Ohio
AN OLD STANDBY
FOR 8 GENERATIONS
GRANDMOTHER and MOTHER
Depended on Them and Gave
.Them To The Children Too
Why Be BUllous or Headachy?
If Your Tongue is Coated
LIVER AILING?
Treat It right and yen’ll be bright.
You Too Can Depend on Lane’s
WNU—7
27-50
Seems this kid was a great base
ball fan. Ate, slept and talked the
sport, even In school. This day at
school, the class was all wrapped
up in geography; all wrapped up,
that is, except for this one guy. His
thoughts had taken him out to the
old ball game.
“Bobby,” the teacher asked,
breaking in on his meditation,
“where’s Cleveland?”
“Cleveland’s In New York to
day,” came the prompt answer,
“and Bob Feller’s pitching!”
Just rub on. Plates brass, copper, bronze
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LONG TIME NO SEE
and other metals with a brilliant coat
ing of silver No mercury or poisonous
cyanide. Sufficient powder to plate ten
square feet $2. Send money order or
check No C.O.D. Instansii Laboratories,
Box No. 6198, Philadelphia 41. Pa.
Aren’t you the waitress who took
my order?”
“Yes I am.”
“How did you enjoy your vaca
tion?”
Needs Transfusion
Two friends met on Main Street.
“Hello,” said the first, “you look
nice and tanned. Just get back
from Florida?”
“Yes,” answered the other, “and
did we have a great timel For
forty doUars a day we stayed at
the Roney Plasma.”
“You mean Roney Plaza. Plas
ma is blood.”
“Well,” countered the first, “is
forty dollars a day barley water?”
How Have the Mighty Fallen?
The lady was sincerely interest
ed in the many activities of her
husband. “How come,” she asked,
“there’s no lodge meeting to-,
night?”
“It had to be postponed,” her
husband explained. “The Grand,
All-Powerful Invincible Supreme
Omnipotent Sovereign got beaten
up by his wife.”
Thanks Doc!
“I Just dropped in, Doctor, to tell
you how much I’ve benefited from
your treatments.”
“But you’re no patient of mine.’
“No, but my uncle was, and I’m
his heir.”
Give Her a Ring
Never kiss a country belle. I did,
and she tolled.
BIGGEST LIE
A Boston minister once noticed
a crowd of urchins clustered
around a dog of doubtful pedigree.
“What are you doing, my little
men?” he asked, with fatherly in
terest.
“Swappin’ lies,” volunteered one
of the boys. “The feller that tells
the biggest one gets the purp.”
“Shocking!” exclaimed the min
ister. “Why, when I was your age
I never thought of telling an un
truth.”
“Youse win,” chorused the ur
chins. “The dog's yours, mister.”
NOISY WELCOME
Funeral services were being
conducted for a woman who
had been thoroughly disliked in
h^r rural community. With a
violent explosive disposition she
henpeckd her husband, drove
her children mercilessly and
quarreled with her neighbors.
Even the animals on her place
wore a hunted look.
The day was sultry and as the
service ended the storm broke
furiously. There was a blinding
flash followed by a terrific clap
•f thunder.
“Waal, she's GOT there” a
mourner said.
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By Arthur Pointer
TRAVELLING WfTH TWO HOBOS. JITTER IS
learning how the other half lives.
Ski
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EVIDENTLY YOU LADS HAVE
NEVER SEEN MY CAT!!
By Bert Thomas
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Hot Superstitious
The smiling, confident young
man entered a New York bank. He
stepped up to the manager’s desk
and began, “Good day, sir. Has
your bank any need for a highly
intelligent, college-trained man?”
The manager poised over a form,
“Your name?”
“Gradwell Lesserman.”
“Experience?”
“Just out of college.”
“I see,” said the manager. “And
what kind of a position are you
seeking?”
“Well,” mused the young man,
*T want something in the executive
Une, such as a vice-presidency, for
example.”
The manager put down his pen
cil. “I’m really very sorry,” he
said sarcastically, “but we already
have 12 vice-presidents.”
The young man waved a hand,
then stated happily, “Oh, that’s all
right; I’m not superstitious!”
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LAST SCRATCH BEST
In spite of diplomatic attempts to
, keep the two ladies apart, two
fashion leaders of society never
theless met at a party.
'What a perfectly beautiful suit
you’re wearing,” the first one
oooed. “I like it better every time
I see it”
'Why thank you,** replied the re
cipient of the left-handed compli
ment Then, touching the material
of the other woman's dress, she re
plied, “That is such lovely doth,
my dear. You really should have
it made into a dress.”
Kindness Rewarded
A poorly dressed jnan was stand
ing in front of a vacant store build
ing, and from her window above
the store a woman noticed that
several people stopped. In passing
and gave him some money. It was
a scene that touched £er deeply.
She wrote on a piece of paper,
“Take Courage,” placed the
in an envelope with a two-dollar
bill and tossed it to the
Several days later, when she was
returning from an out of town
visit, she was accosted by the man,
who said:
“Here's your $52, lady. 'Take
Courage won at 26 to 1.”
Except for the Lace
The Instructor was teaching the
cute, young thing how to drive a
car.
“This,” said he, "is the hand
brake. You put in on quickly in
case of an emergency.”
“Oh, I see,” the cute thing
exclaimed. *Tt's something like a
kimono.”
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Bored Himself
An elderly gentleman,
memory had failed with
sage of the years, was
reading, but never
what he read. Hid daughter,
supplied him with books, r<
this and gave him the sai
ume from time to time. On
asked, on one occasion, how
joyed the book, he said, *‘C
subject matter is most
ing, but I believe the author
tendency to repeat himself.”
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N Be Kind to Beetles
Young Son: ‘‘Dad, why
put that stuff on the bean
Father: ‘‘So that the
won’t eat the beans.”
Young Son: “Why is
Would the beetles be sick'if
ate the beans?’ *
sit.
ety First
Farmer Jones was very
of his first bank accot
carefully checked each
he received. When he had
lated $200, he presented
with a withdrawal slip for
tire amount. “Why are you
your account, Mr. Jones?”
the teller,, handing him the
“Have you lost confidence
“Oh, -'tain’t that, ’tain’t
all. And I ain’t closing
count. I jest want to
money to see that it’s
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25 YEARS GOOD HI
WITH CRAZY CR1
Mr. C. H. Heussner, 2018 At
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A Clean Joke
1st Comic: “Did you hear what
happened at the fire at the soap
factory?”
2nd Comic: “No, what hap
pened?”
1st Comic: “The walls fell with a
thickening sud.”
PARDON US!
“You have told me about some of
your worst prisoners,” said the
reporter interviewing the veteran
prison warden. “Now teD me
about some of the more genteel
fellows. Who, for instance, was
the most polite criminal you ever
had here?”
“I think,” replied the warden,
“that it was Genteel Joe.”
“He was really polite, eh?”
“Yes,” replied the warden.
“When he escaped he left a note
for me reading: T hope you win
pardon me for the liberty I am
taking* I”
St., Waco, Tc
town for his fine collection of 1
paintings, and antiques,
how he analyzed Crazy
tals and assured himself of the ’
derful qualities
that are in Na
ture’s own Crazy
Water Crystals.
Mr. Heussner
says:‘‘For over 25
years, I have had
satisfactory re
sults from Crazy
Water Crystals. 1
did not take any
one’s word . that.
Crazy Water Crystals were
investigated the ingredients
I knew before F started
Water Crystals were go
and I was not wrong. I have
fine health for twenty-five ’J
and I am 63 years old. To
best of condition I recomi
Water Crystals.**
It doesn’t matter how
or where yon live—Crai
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they are nature’s own product.
Faulty, sluggish elimination
causes many ailments that folks
fer with—upset stomsch,
headaches, run - down, piaj
feeling, nervousness and manj
body aches and pains can
attributed to faulty
Don’t endure these hardships
longer. Get effective, pleasant
from nature's own Crazy Wi
Crystals; buy them at your
drugstore—half lb., 85c, full
$1.25. Satisfaction
CRAZY WATER CO., INC.,
Wells, Texas.—Adv
HIDE-AND-SEEK
Two seven-year-old youngsters
In Quincy, Massachusetts, re
ported missing In a vast marsh
land area, were found several
hems later cheerfully helping a
searching party looking for “two
loot kids.”
Neck Lines
You’d think, with plunging neck
lines
The girls would catch their
death.
But they are not affected—
It’s the men who lose their
breath.
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