The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, July 07, 1950, Image 9

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CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY. S. C. mm BUSINESS * INVEST. OPPOR. Sacrifice Florida Laundry SACRIFICING laundry and dry clean* ing plant in Tampa. All equipment, in cluding delivery trucks. $21,000—lialf cash. One third its value (3 flat work ironers originally cost more than this). $8,000 per week capacity. Prompt action rite necessary^ Phone, wire or write W. C. Tinsley, 60S Tampa Street, Tampa, Fla. CAFE Fer Sale, good business, owner leering for old country; right price for person; 81$ Madison Ave., Mont- Ala. -v: r -• — mm — mmammmmmmmamm RE. iTACRANT For Sale—Modern air* conli Inhabited by Indians, Too litioned-seating 100 on main floor, 120 In b a nquet hall on second floor. In heart of —business district. Reasonable rent, lo’ lease. For information write or wire Vwn’s Restaurant, South Boston. Va. DOGS, CATS, PETS, ETC. •-WEEK-OLD Irish setter pups. Ready for training this Fall. Frank Horak at Oak, Ala. Write Foley, Ala. MONKEYS for pets. Babies or youni ry guaranteed. $3( id reds of birds. Par* p« adults. Live delivery each, 4 for $100. Hunc rots, Love Birds. Write for Price List. Miami Rare Bird Farm, Kendall. Fla. MISCELLANEOUS SUNSHINE and Health Films. Docu mentary, educational. 8mm, 16mm. Send for free literature. Tel-A-Filra Co., Dept. GA, 933 Cincinnati St., Dayton, Ohio. INSTANSIL. The magic plating powder. No, electric _pr copper plating needed, br BARE Antique bookcase, secretary com bined. Only one of its kind known in existence. Been in family three-hundred years. Details if requested. B. B. Jones. 879 N. Oliver St., Elberton, Ga. CHARMONTE Glamor Parties are fun. Hostess, Guest and demonstrator profit. If you would like to be the demonstrator and earn from $10 to $25 per day—write Baker Prodnets, 15 Vendne Ranjre, Char leston 8. 8. C. FOB SALE—A 3-80 Gullett Gin outfit, complete with hull extractors, seed con veyor, etc. Call or write. The W. F. Cul lens Fertilizer Company, Camilla, Ga. PERSONAL 100 RAZOR BLADES $1.00 Double Edge, fine surgical steel, uncon ditionally guaranteed, attractively pack aged 20/5’s In display carton. Money re funded if not satisfied. SUPERFINE PRODUCTS P.O. Box $505 Jacksonville 8, Fla. POULTRY, CHICKS & EQUIP. White Rock and New Hamp Chicks booked for the Summer. $9.50 per 100. 95% livability guaranteed 1st 2 weeks. Write Hays Hatchery. Covington. Indiana. REAL ESTATE—BUS. PROP. FOR SALE, Bungalow and three rental units, fully furn. Frigidaires through out, good condition, close to stores. Bus, Ocean. 18% on investment. $13,500. G. Longo, S3 N, FenJnsnla Dr., Daytona Beach. Fla. REAL ESTATE—MISC. FOR SALE—Five acres land; 4-room house; good well water, electricity, some fruit trees; suitable for chickens or gar dening. One-half mile north, good fish- lag lake. E. E. Belcher, RFD $, P.O. Box 18, Dade City. Fla. TRAVEL JACKSONVILLE Beach. Fla. Ocean front rooms, apartments, and cottages. Write Mrs. Dana, P.O. Box 585 or phone $658 for reservations. MODERN overnight and weekly cabins with kitchenettes. Reasonable. Camp Ohio Conrt, 10708 Nebraska Ave., U.S. 41, Tampa. Florida. Planning for the Future? Buy U.S. Savings Bonds! 1 AS PURE AS MONEY CAN BUY St.Joseph aspirin WORLDS LARGEST SELLER AT 104 1 1 Kool-/Kd xKool-m Believes Soreness, Aches and Pains of the Muscles. Sold at all leading Drug Stores. A sample bottle FREE by sending this ad to THE SWANSON CO.—Newark, Ohio AN OLD STANDBY FOR 8 GENERATIONS GRANDMOTHER and MOTHER Depended on Them and Gave .Them To The Children Too Why Be BUllous or Headachy? If Your Tongue is Coated LIVER AILING? Treat It right and yen’ll be bright. You Too Can Depend on Lane’s WNU—7 27-50 Seems this kid was a great base ball fan. Ate, slept and talked the sport, even In school. This day at school, the class was all wrapped up in geography; all wrapped up, that is, except for this one guy. His thoughts had taken him out to the old ball game. “Bobby,” the teacher asked, breaking in on his meditation, “where’s Cleveland?” “Cleveland’s In New York to day,” came the prompt answer, “and Bob Feller’s pitching!” Just rub on. Plates brass, copper, bronze * " rillif m LONG TIME NO SEE and other metals with a brilliant coat ing of silver No mercury or poisonous cyanide. Sufficient powder to plate ten square feet $2. Send money order or check No C.O.D. Instansii Laboratories, Box No. 6198, Philadelphia 41. Pa. Aren’t you the waitress who took my order?” “Yes I am.” “How did you enjoy your vaca tion?” Needs Transfusion Two friends met on Main Street. “Hello,” said the first, “you look nice and tanned. Just get back from Florida?” “Yes,” answered the other, “and did we have a great timel For forty doUars a day we stayed at the Roney Plasma.” “You mean Roney Plaza. Plas ma is blood.” “Well,” countered the first, “is forty dollars a day barley water?” How Have the Mighty Fallen? The lady was sincerely interest ed in the many activities of her husband. “How come,” she asked, “there’s no lodge meeting to-, night?” “It had to be postponed,” her husband explained. “The Grand, All-Powerful Invincible Supreme Omnipotent Sovereign got beaten up by his wife.” Thanks Doc! “I Just dropped in, Doctor, to tell you how much I’ve benefited from your treatments.” “But you’re no patient of mine.’ “No, but my uncle was, and I’m his heir.” Give Her a Ring Never kiss a country belle. I did, and she tolled. BIGGEST LIE A Boston minister once noticed a crowd of urchins clustered around a dog of doubtful pedigree. “What are you doing, my little men?” he asked, with fatherly in terest. “Swappin’ lies,” volunteered one of the boys. “The feller that tells the biggest one gets the purp.” “Shocking!” exclaimed the min ister. “Why, when I was your age I never thought of telling an un truth.” “Youse win,” chorused the ur chins. “The dog's yours, mister.” NOISY WELCOME Funeral services were being conducted for a woman who had been thoroughly disliked in h^r rural community. With a violent explosive disposition she henpeckd her husband, drove her children mercilessly and quarreled with her neighbors. Even the animals on her place wore a hunted look. The day was sultry and as the service ended the storm broke furiously. There was a blinding flash followed by a terrific clap •f thunder. “Waal, she's GOT there” a mourner said. VIRGIL ^ \f YOU KIPS DON'T SET AWAY FROM M6P6 m eoiwaTO CALL THE COPS? ] |i: i|r|ij| !i |r <** By Len Kleit Eiiwg WHICH ONE OVA THIMX 1 m SUNNYSIDE / brOorlcS. SAV, POP..... WHAT COMES AFTER SEVENTY-FIVE? 3£VgNTy- w v THE OLD GAFFER I DIDN'T KNOW YOU OWNED AN AIRPLANE. Tr & By Clay Hunter VERY THE MUCH WRIGHT YEP/ EXCEPT THIS ONE WON'T FLY FAST// BROTHERS' FIRST PLANE. BOUFORD njfnw’wi# -SFEAlf k AND MSTMCTLV. 1 S6 SURS THE DOS VOW? COMMANDS LAV DOWN! LAY DOWN £AY down! .AW.CMON. LAY, down; J DOMIN'tf By MELLORS , j- MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fibber I KNOW BUT MV BRIDGE WORK IS IN IT/ JITTER By Arthur Pointer TRAVELLING WfTH TWO HOBOS. JITTER IS learning how the other half lives. Ski WYLDE AND WOOLY I'VE SEEN SAVING FRIEND, WHATS 7" EVIDENTLY YOU LADS HAVE NEVER SEEN MY CAT!! By Bert Thomas ” “I'/VI GOING TO BE TOO BUSY TO HELP ANY WITH YOUR GARDENIN'THIS YEAR. •t II 1 !!I lllll' * jililJ 'Cr \i 9* m "ft * BUT, DAD, IF YOU CLAIM AAE AS AN EXEMPTION ON YOUR INCOME TAX WOULDN'T IT BE ONLY FAIR TO GIVE Af£- THE MONEY ? " Hot Superstitious The smiling, confident young man entered a New York bank. He stepped up to the manager’s desk and began, “Good day, sir. Has your bank any need for a highly intelligent, college-trained man?” The manager poised over a form, “Your name?” “Gradwell Lesserman.” “Experience?” “Just out of college.” “I see,” said the manager. “And what kind of a position are you seeking?” “Well,” mused the young man, *T want something in the executive Une, such as a vice-presidency, for example.” The manager put down his pen cil. “I’m really very sorry,” he said sarcastically, “but we already have 12 vice-presidents.” The young man waved a hand, then stated happily, “Oh, that’s all right; I’m not superstitious!” - LAST SCRATCH BEST In spite of diplomatic attempts to , keep the two ladies apart, two fashion leaders of society never theless met at a party. 'What a perfectly beautiful suit you’re wearing,” the first one oooed. “I like it better every time I see it” 'Why thank you,** replied the re cipient of the left-handed compli ment Then, touching the material of the other woman's dress, she re plied, “That is such lovely doth, my dear. You really should have it made into a dress.” Kindness Rewarded A poorly dressed jnan was stand ing in front of a vacant store build ing, and from her window above the store a woman noticed that several people stopped. In passing and gave him some money. It was a scene that touched £er deeply. She wrote on a piece of paper, “Take Courage,” placed the in an envelope with a two-dollar bill and tossed it to the Several days later, when she was returning from an out of town visit, she was accosted by the man, who said: “Here's your $52, lady. 'Take Courage won at 26 to 1.” Except for the Lace The Instructor was teaching the cute, young thing how to drive a car. “This,” said he, "is the hand brake. You put in on quickly in case of an emergency.” “Oh, I see,” the cute thing exclaimed. *Tt's something like a kimono.” JUST fc fememt wrj Bored Himself An elderly gentleman, memory had failed with sage of the years, was reading, but never what he read. Hid daughter, supplied him with books, r< this and gave him the sai ume from time to time. On asked, on one occasion, how joyed the book, he said, *‘C subject matter is most ing, but I believe the author tendency to repeat himself.” 0 • N Be Kind to Beetles Young Son: ‘‘Dad, why put that stuff on the bean Father: ‘‘So that the won’t eat the beans.” Young Son: “Why is Would the beetles be sick'if ate the beans?’ * sit. ety First Farmer Jones was very of his first bank accot carefully checked each he received. When he had lated $200, he presented with a withdrawal slip for tire amount. “Why are you your account, Mr. Jones?” the teller,, handing him the “Have you lost confidence “Oh, -'tain’t that, ’tain’t all. And I ain’t closing count. 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Who, for instance, was the most polite criminal you ever had here?” “I think,” replied the warden, “that it was Genteel Joe.” “He was really polite, eh?” “Yes,” replied the warden. “When he escaped he left a note for me reading: T hope you win pardon me for the liberty I am taking* I” St., Waco, Tc town for his fine collection of 1 paintings, and antiques, how he analyzed Crazy tals and assured himself of the ’ derful qualities that are in Na ture’s own Crazy Water Crystals. Mr. Heussner says:‘‘For over 25 years, I have had satisfactory re sults from Crazy Water Crystals. 1 did not take any one’s word . that. Crazy Water Crystals were investigated the ingredients I knew before F started Water Crystals were go and I was not wrong. I have fine health for twenty-five ’J and I am 63 years old. To best of condition I recomi Water Crystals.** It doesn’t matter how or where yon live—Crai Crystals are good for you they are nature’s own product. 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