The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, June 23, 1950, Image 7

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liversity Bone Reduces itation Cases KANSAS CITY, MO. — A bone “bank” In the medical center at the University of Kansas has prevented several amputations and speeded the recovery of many patients. It is a system of preserving hu man heme sections in a deep-freeze unit until needed in surgery and was •et up by Dr. James Weaver, head of the department of orthopedics. Bone sections ranging from tiny fragments to pieces eight inches long and one inch wide are kept in the “bank.” No complete bones are preserved. Dr. Weaver explained that the bone bank does not keep spare arms and legs, since techniques have not been developed to use them, but that the addition of a small bone section frequently en- ables physicians to save a limb from amputation. Improperly Knit Fracture ‘ glj The most frequent use of bone- bank “deposits” is in cases of im properly knit fractures, the doctor said. In such cases the faulty bone area is removed by surgery and a section from the bone bank is fitted carefully into the gap. Almost in variably the substitute bone is ac cepted by the body and the splice seals perfectly. Dr. Weaver explained that bone grafting operations have increased recent years and that many sur geons have performed scores of them successfully. The practice has been to obtain the needed bone sec tions from other parts of the pa tient's body—usually the hip or shin —and in many cases this has pre sented considerable problems. The bone bank has provided a simple answer to the question of bone supply and physicians at the medical center expect similar re frigerating facilities to be set up by other hospitals. So far there are only three or four in the United States. 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HAVE TO SET THE WATER MYSELF/ r By Arthur Pointer WYLDE AND WOOLY By Bert Thomas " I CANMOT ACCEPT THIS BOOK REPORT, CHARLES. IT SOUNPS VERV ' MUCH LIKE THE MOVIE VERSION. " v IF MONEy IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL, ALVIN, AT LEAST YOU'LL NEVER BE IN A POSITION TO BE TEMPTED/ " 7 JESTIN Horns of a Dilemns Lyin' Jack’s best story was of an elk he once killed that had s spread of antlers 15 feet wide. He always kept thefee, as he said, in the loft of his cabin. One time aft er a Ipng absence Lyin’ Jack showed up in Benton. The boys were all glad to see him and, after a round or two of drinks, asked for a story. “No, boys,” said Jack, *Tm through. For years. I’ve been tell ing these lies—told ’em so often I got to believing ’em myself. That story of mine about the elk with the 15-foot horns is what cured me. I told about that elk so often that I knowed the place I killed it. One night I lit a candle and crawled up in the loft to view the horns— an* Fm darned if they weren’t there!’* SHHHi Landlord (to prospective tenant) —“You know we keep it very quiet and orderly here. Do you have any children?” “No.” “A piano, radio, or victrola?” “No.” “Do you play any musical in struments? Do you have a dog, cat, or parrot?” “No, but my fountain pen scratches like heck sometimes.” Haunting Friendship Rufus: “Rastus, ah thinks we should agree on sumpin’.” Rastus: “Yeah, Rufus, an’ what Is it yo’ wants to agree on?” Rufus: “Whichever of us dies fust should come back and tell t’other what it’s like up dar.” Rastus (after some x hesitation): “Well, she’ Rufus, ’at’s a good idea. But I agrees only on one con dition.” Rufus: “What’s dat, Rastus?” Rastus: “That if you’ die fust, yo’ come back in de daylight.” A-pinlonated “What Is the difference between a bird wiui one wing and a bird with two wings?” “I give it up.” “A difference of a pinion.” SHAKE WELL AFTER TAKING ( Mrs. Crank’s sleep had been dis turbed for several nights in a row by a strange thumping from the apartment above. She confronted the landlord and demanded that the cause of the noise be investi gated. The landlord, in turn, ap proached the offending tenant “What are you doing to cause all this noise?” he inquired. “You’ll have to see my doctor,” was the reply. “Nonsense,” said the land lord, “what could he have to do with the matter?” “Well,” an swered the tenant, “he gave me some medicine recently, and told me to take it one week running, ski? <me week, and so on. And let me tell you this skipping and run ning has worn me out too.” RINGING IN HIS HEAD A young man dashed Into the electrician’s shop, his face flushed with anger. “Didn't I ask yon yesterday morning to send a man to mend our door bell?” he roared, “and didn’t yon promise to send him round at once?” “But we did, sir,” broke in the manager. “I’m quite sure of it! Hi, BUI!” he called to one of his workmen at the back of the office. “Didn’t yon go round to Park Lodge yesterday to do that job?” “Yessir,” replied BiH. “I went round all right, and I rang the bell for over ten minutes, but I couldn’t get no answer, so I guessed they must all be out.” His Own Shakespeard A Charming Centerpiece W. S. Gilbert of light-opera fame was always full of whimsies. At the Garrick club one evening he made the < astounding statement that Shakespeare was a very ob scure writer. His statement was immediately protested by most of those present, and he was asked to prove it. { “Well,” said Gilbert, “what do you make of this passage?” “ *1 would as lief be thrust through a quickset hedge as cry “plosh to a callow throstle.* ” “There’s nothing obscure in that,** said one member. “It*s per fectly clear. Here’s a man, a great lover of the feathered songsters, who rather than disturb the carol ing of the little warbler prefers to go through the intense pain of thrusting himself through a thorny hedge. But I don’t know that pas sage. In what play does it occur?” “In no play,” said Gilbert. ‘Tve just invented it. And jolly good Shakespeare, too!” NO YODELS Lovely ns an He H ERE’S A 23-inch that’s lovely heirloom piece. The popv apple motif is used for the the chrysanthemum center graceful as can be. Perfect for a crocheting contest! When Mrs. Befuddle, returned to her home town after completing a planned trip abroad, she was met at the station by a welcoming com mittee. A reporter for the local pa per edged forward to inquire if Switzerland had been included in the itinerary. “Why, I really couldn’t tell you,** replied Mrs. Befuddle, g^gling, and then add-, ed in a confidential tone, “You see, the travel agency made all the ar rangements for me.’* NO. 8968 instruc ctions. — > Sooth WoUs SL. Chisago 7, Bncktoo SO coats for pottorn. o o o o•••••»#• I —*• His Head’s OK. Sam Jones had been suffering from severe headaches, and asked his friend; Joe, to .recommend a doctor. “Dr. Curatall will fix you up in ,no time,” Joe assured him. “What will he charge?” asked Sam, cautiously. “Weil, I can’t say exactly,” replied Joe, “but he charges me ten dollars for the first visit and two dollars each time aft er thafc.” Sam said he would see about it. He went home and thought the matter over. The fol lowing day he rang Dr. Curatall’s bell. When the nurse opened the door, he stepped inside hastily and announced in a loud voice, “It’s me again all right, nurse—back for the second time.” Each Wfth Vfoir initial! Grand Slam Mrs. Fozzle (to Bridge expert)— “In the same circumstances, how would you have played the hand?” Bridge Expert — “Under an as sumed name, ma’am.** THE HEEL The sweet young thing had been unable to buy the article she want ed, but in each case the clerk had assured her that “next time” it would assuredly be in stock. One day she called at the store to find a new clerk on the job. “Do you have spats yet?” she in quired. The clerk blushed. “No, ma’am,** he stammered; “I’m not living with my wife now.” L Quality sImI—fUsOioat Whistle Stqp A local citizen burst into the office of a railroad official and demanded: “I want you to give orders that the engineer of the express that passes through Elm Grcvo at 11:15 be forbidden to Mow the whistle on Sunday mornings.” The railroad official retorted: “Why, that’s impossible. What leads yon to make such an un reasonable request?” “Well, our preacher preaches until he hears the train whistle blow—and that confounded ex press was 35 minutes lab* last Sunday.” ting—Third food t-i» ih* iotas L Easier "off" too—Es«iast*» f. Even Ipeciel Packing — No prying to ooporato. Packed Ltafc to pet ei£lt & osety eett& BsrNARdin CABS BUDS Beachhead Jeannie had spent part of the afternoon watching her mother set her hair. That evening, while her father read her a story, she reached up and, patting his bald head, remarked “Daddy, you don’t have nice waves like Mother — you’re just all beach.”