The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, June 23, 1950, Image 3
FATHER AND SON DIALOGUES
#/j}OPPER, is gambling an evil?’*
* “My son, I stopped answering
that one after my last argument
with mother over bingo."
“But is it all something new in
America?”
“No.”
“Then why is so much fuss being
made over it all of a sudden by the
V. S. senate and district attorneys'
offices?”
“Gambling has grown so big, my
boy, that more people are paying
attention to what horses are doing
than to what congress is doing.”
**The papers say the government
is out to get the big racketeers who
control gambling and corrupt law
enforcement agencies. Can it do
It?”
“It depends on whether the prob
ers are, as the racing sheets say,
trying or just enjoying a workout.”
• • •
“Is it true that powerful ex
gangsters, through millions of
dollars at their control, bribe
police, prosecutors, courts and
politicians all over the coun
try?”
“The bigtime gamblers are
so brasen about it they almost
advertise it on airwave com
mercials.”
“But what about the people?
Can*t they, as voters, stymie the
gamblers by throwing out the
corrupt officials?”
“Easily, my lad.”
“Then why don't they?”
“Because they are indifferent,
smug, lazy and more responsi
ble for the crime situation than
the gangsters.”
“How so, popper?"
“Because the gangsters are
always energetic enough to work
for an objective.”
• • •
“Popper, I read somewhere that
gambling is in the blood of Ameri
cans. Is that so?”
“Yes, and they are in that respect
terrific blood donors.”
“Dan’t they realize gambling is
bad for them?”
“Only immediately after playing
a bad hunch.”
“What makes them gamble
again?”
“Another hunch.”
,• m •
“If everybody gambles in one
way or another why proceed only
against the bigtimers?”
“Because when an individual
mpkes a bet he is only hurting him
self or his family, while the big
operators, mostly notorious law
breakers, use vast sums to corrupt
the very fibre of the country’s
moral fabric. Now run out and
play.”
“But popper . . . .”
“Scat! I’m already behind 15
minutes in my handicapping.”
• • •
TE GOTHAM
BUGLE A BANNER
Alfred Drake should have
named •The Liar,” "Kiss Me, An
anias” ... A nstdist camp in
Pennsylvania has built an airfield.
A super strip, obviously. Users of
the field will come in on a wing
and an oak leaf . . . Jitters are
rumored at a height down in
Florida among upper-setters who
have been reported in on the big
gambling "cuts?* down there . . .
Mrs. Wilman Soss, bead of the
federation of women stockhold
ers, made a brave try to get a..
woman named on the board at
the General Motors meeting, but
didn’t get to first base. The auto
world’s aversion to the back seat
driver may be partly to blame,
lady . . . . A Jersey chemist says
that within a decade ways may be
fottnd to prolong the average span
of life to 120 years. That will give
a fellow some chance of making
the final payment on the icebon
and sedan . . . The Broadway as
sociation has come out for the or-
{rest of jaywalkers who cross
streets against the red light.
Why? They are in much greater
danger everytime they attempt to
get across on the green, bub.
• • •
Edmund C. Berkley has invented
a mechanical brain. It can add and
subtract correctly. Washington will
fight its introduction to the bitter
end.
• • •
President Truman has decorated
one Lloyd Reiser as the truck driver
of the year. From our observation
of truck drivers, we assume this
one stopped on a red light, kept in
line on a highway and slowed below
50 miles per hour in taking a dang
erous curve.
• • •
They now say Your Host’s
poor showing in the Derby was
due to the fact he broke a tooth.
**The skinner seemed to be wait
ing for Hie dentist,” agrees
Shudda Haddim. “In the stretch
he eould of been read in’ Nation
al Geographic.”
• • •
We will never consider the depart
ment store slot machine perfect un
til we can go up to a machine and
get a pair of suspenders, a cup of
coffee, a pjece of pie, a new neck
tie and a chance on the jackpot
Reader's Courtroom
Curb Disservice
Is But Isn’t
*
Samaritan Sues
By Will Bernard, LLB.
State laws vary. For personal
ruidance. see vour local attorney.
If a Roller-Skater Trips
In the Street, May He
Hold the City Liable?
One spring day, a boy decided to
skate to school instead of walking.
Finding the sidewalk too rough, he
went into the street and began
skating along the curb. Soon he
came to a little patch of sand,
which had been left there by a city
construction crew. The sand
clogged his skates, and down the
boy went. Injured, he sued the city
for “leaving the street in such a
dangerous condition.” But the
court turned down his claim. The
judge said that the city must keep
the streets safe for ordinary use,
by pedestrians and motorists, but
not for roller-skating.
• • •
If a Woman Supports Her
Husband, Is She the
"Head of Family?"
In the course of a criminal trial,
the defense lawyer rose to make
an objection. “Your Honor,” said
he, “There is a technical mistake
in the documents in this case. The
scene of the crime is described as
*the home of John Jones’ — and
that’s wrong. It should say ‘the
home of Mrs. John Jones’, because
she is really the head of the family.
She not only pays the bills but
also is the undisputed boss of the
household.” To prove his point,
file lawyer put Mrs. Jones on the
witness stand—and she frankly ad
mitted her domestic supremacy.
Bnt the court overruled the law
yer’s objection. The judge said
that, when husband and wife live
together, the man is legally con
sidered the head of the family—
even though he actually isn’t!
• • •
If You Get Hurt Answering
A Call of Distress,
May You Collect Damages?
The landlord of an apartment
building lifted a trap door in the
basement to repair some pipes—
and then forgot to replace it. That
evening, the laundress fell into the
shallow pit. Though not injured
at all, she let out a piercing shriek
of terror. One of the tenants
rushed down to help her—and he
fell in too! The tenant fractured
his leg, and later sued the landlord
for damages. At the trial, the land
lord argued: “The basement was
dark at the time. Therefore, when
this man went down there, he
should have waited a moment until
his eyes got used to the darkness.
If he had, he wouldn’t have gotten
hurt.” However, the court ruled in
the tenant’s favor. The judge said
a person can’t be expected to move
with normal caution, when answer
ing a call of distress.
• • •
Is it Your Own Fault
If You Fall off a Cliff?
A high-school boy decided to
explore a state park near his home.
Following the arrows toward a
“scenic view,” he clambered down
a steep and rocky ledge that led to
a narrow path on the side of a 20-
foot cliff. But when he got to the
path, he couldn’t stopr—and went
right over the cliff. Injured, the
boy filed suit against the state for
damages—under a law authorizing
such claims in cases of negligence.
State officials argued that the boy
had only himself to blame for
losing his footing, but the court
ordered the claim paid. The judge
said that such a dangerous spot
should have had warning signs or
guard rails to protect the unwary
public.
» • •
A house in a congested neigh
borhood caught fire, and the
flames spread swiftly to several
other buildings. To prevent a gen
eral conflagration, the mayor of
the town ordered the dynamiting
of the next house in the path of the
flames—and the firemen carried
out his order. This helped stop the
blaze, but it made the owner of
the house very angry. In fact, he
later sued the mayor for the value
of the building. However, the
court turned down the citizen’s
claim.
BROADWAY AND MAIN STREET
Uncle Charlie and Leopard Had Much in Common;
They Both Preferred Lunch to Love—Or Did They?
By BILLY ROSE
Some weeks ago when the newspapers front-paged the story of
the leopard which strolled back into its cage after being AWOL for
three days, a lot of people wondered whether it returned because it
was hungry or because it was lonely for a certain lady leopard in
the next enclosure.
It so happened that around the same time, by a strange double-
take of destiny, my Uncle Charlie also went on the prowl, and his re
turn a few days later raised the identical question on the lower East
Side—was it lunch or was it love?
It all began when my Aunt Frieda
got the social bee in her babushka,
joined the Delancey
Street chapter of
the Daughters of
Deborah, and went
off to Atlantic City
for its annual con
vention. Knowing
Charlie for what he
was—a man with
his feet in the
clouds and his
head on the ground
—Frieda began to
worry that he’d get
ptomaine from eating a tainted
blintz in a restaurant, and so one
afternoon she boarded a bus and
made a quick trip to New York to
see if everything was all right.
“YOU MISS ME, Charlie?”
“Why should I miss you—you’re
here. What gives in Atlantic City?”
“In Atlantic City is giving
speeches,” said my aunt. “Tomor
row we are deciding about the hy
drogen bomb, yes or no.”
“In such a case, you better go
right back,” said my uncle. “Bye-
bye, and don’t take no wooden
knishes.”
On the street, Frieda met a gos
sipy neighbor who said, ”Wben
Billy Bose
is away the cat, is playing the
mice—and they ain’t playing kla-
biash.”
’’You are implicating my
Charlie is a rat?”
”Rat, schmat! Ask the widow
Greenhouse.”
A bit shaken, Frieda posted her
self inside the candy store across
the street, and when Charlie, wear
ing
lowed him—and sure enough, he
high-stepped down the block to the
home of Mrs. Greenhouse.
Now, if this were a movie, our
heroine would hold her tongue for
six reels of misunderstanding and
suspense—but Frieda was never one
for slow emotiofk. She waited a jit
tery five minutes, rang the widow’s
bell and barged right in when she
saw Charlie sitting In front of a
mound of chopped liver big enough
to feed the four Marx Brothers.
“Pull up a chair,” said the wid-
*Tm not doubting,” said my aunt.
“From the medicine chest is miss
ing a full box bicarbonate.”
• • •
ON THE WAY BACK to their flat,
Frieda got right down to cases.
“What is between you and Mrs.
Greenhouse?” she asked.
“Strictly a cash arrangement,”
said Charlie. “Seven suppers for
10 dollars.”
“You can’t pull the wool behind
my back,” said my aunt “Just to
eat, a man does not take a bath and
wear a whole flowershop in the but
tonhole.”
”1 am also enjoying her com
pany,” my uncle admitted. ”On
, wmatton.” c^r^r^hetot ’%%,!!***’ r "
"If for widows you got such a
liking,” said Frieda, "I could may
be become one myself.”
When they reached home, Frieda
pulled the pin out of her hat “To
morrow,” die announced, “is roast
duck 6n the menu. Monday it'gives
sauerbraten; Tuesday, chicken with
mandlen soup.”
“The widow makes a grade-A
goulash,” needled by uncle.
“Let her make,” said my aunt
“and let her eat.”
And that ended Charlie’s life on
the loose and Frieda’s career as a
clubwoman.
lAs for the question: “Is love or
lunch more important to the male
animal?”—well, the leopard is dead
ow. “I got a pot roast you could
cut it with a fingernail.”
Frieda sniffed. “To me, it smells
like a boiled beef what boiled too
long.”
“Is that so?” said Mrs. Green
house. “All week your husband is
enjoying.”
and my uncle isn’t talking.
By INEZ GERHARD
D AN SEYMOUR, despite his busy
radio and television schedule,
still manages to find time to lend a
helping hand to those in need. The
emcee of NBC’s “We the People,”
CBS’s “Sing It Again” and other
programs has accepted the invitation
of the National Cancer Foundation
DAN SEYMOUR
to be the national chairman of its
1950 fund drive. This on top of his
active participation with the Boy’s
Clubs of America and other public
organizations. And Seymour has
no intention of being merely an
honorary chairman and letting other
people do the work. He’s busy as a
beaver, lining up to peoples in all
fields to act as his assistants;
they’re accepting gladly.
THE
FICTION
CITY COPS
CORNER
By Richard H. Wilkinson
I
Bonita Granville plays the piano in
Eagle-Lion’s “Guilty of Treason,”
and actually plays! No off-stage
double performs for her, as is us
ually the case. Originally she in
tended to be a concert pianist; ex
perienced musicians say she easily
could become one now if she would
give up her .motion career and
buckle down to practising and
studying.
•VE INVESTIGATED some queer
cases but the jewel robbery up
at River’s End Lodge topped them
alL Tracy and I were dumb;
we’re ready to admit that, but,
after all, we’re city cops not primi
tive wilderness
natives.
The reason we
were called in
was because
Homer Liver
more’s wife had lost $50,000 worth
of gems, and neither she nor
Homer trusted or had faith in
Eben Jackson, the local constable.
Jackson met us at the station,
and it wouldn’t take a sleuth to
see he was sore at the Livermores.
“I’ll show yon what I al
ready found out,” he told us
briefly, “then let you smarties
dope out the rest.”
He took us up to the lodge and
showed where a ladder had been
placed against the house. Then he
allowed the tluef had probably
taken his loot and skun off in the
woods to hide.
Then Tracy had an idea. “If we
gotta browse around through the
bushes we ought to have a native
guide.”
Eben recommended Bronco Pete,
who, it seemed, was a guide who
didn’t have enough money to buy
a license for himself, hence wax'
out of work. We explained our pre
dicament to him and he shrugged
indifferently. Then Tracy flashed
a $20 bill and he changed his mind.
He took the twenty, and a prom
ise of two more after a week’s
work, and went away. He came
back the next morning dressed up
in new high-laced boots, riding
breeches, a checked shirt and a
big hat. He was mighty proud, and
Eve Arden, winding up her
stint in Warners’ “Tea for
Two,” has both eyes on Broad
way. Richard Whorf has written
a comedy about life in a Boston
boarding house, “The Birds
Were Up All Night;” she wants
to play in it.
The newspaper plant operated by
Macdonald Carey in the Pine-Thom-
as in “The Lawless,” which is
wrecked by a mob, was a real one.
Bill Pine, on location, saw that it
was what he wanted, told the own
ers he’d have to wreck it for the
picture, but would rebuild it after
ward. They agreed. So he went
ahead with scenes in the plant, it
was wrecked, and he had it re
paired, for $25,000.
Mary Murphy has also hit the
road to stardom—perhaps. Until
recently she was wrapping parcels
in a swank shop in Beverly Hills;
she’d come to Hollywood from
Cleveland in 1942. Now she has
signed a long-term contract with
Paramount.
John Close, as doorman at Grau-
man’s Chinese theater some years
ago, spent his evenings handing
ticket stubs to John Garfield and
other Hollywood celebrities. Now
he’s playing an important role op
posite Garfield in “The Breaking
Point.” It’s his third picture. He is
a Los Angeles boy, a graduate of
Hollywood High, where he appeared
in class plays with Alexis Smith.
He was mighty proud, and
looked like the pictures you see
of northwoods guides.
looked like the pictures you see of
northwoods guides.
Well, sir, we started out We
trekked through the woods for a
whole day. Then Bronco Pete led
us to a deserted shack. Outside
we found a set of fresh footprints,
the heels of which were marked
with a common iron cleat.
“Chances are,” said Eben, “if
we find the owner of these here
boot-marks we’ll have us the thief.
I seen tracks like that around the
lodge beneath the window.”
Pete set off through the brush
like a hound on the scent. Tracy
and I followed wearily.
Pete led us straight back to the
lodge, and there, sure enough,
were marked footprints beneath
the bedroom window.
“The thing to do,” Eben told
us, “is for you two nannies to
make yourselves comfortable
in the shack, an’ nab the thief
when he comes home.”
r r WASN’T a pleasant prospect,
but it seemed like the only bet.
So Tracy and I bought ourselves
some supplies, and moved into the
shade.
The third day, Eben dropped
around to see how we were doing.
We told him in no uncertain terms,
and if he wanted to spell us for a
day we’d split the reward.
“Mean it?” he said.
“Sure we mean it You lay your
hands on the thief, you get $2500
cash.” ^,
“Come with me,” he said.
He took us directly to the jail
and pointed through the bars at a
prisoner. Bronco Pete.
Well, sir, this was it: Brenco
had committed the theft al}
right, but it didn’t do him
much good, because he coudn’t
dispose of the jewels. Nor
could he spend the $50 in cash
he'd swiped along the rocks,
because he hadn’t worked for
months, and to do so would
have aroused suspicion. Then
we came along and advanced
him $20 and he bought himself
a new outfit with it, including
a new pair of boots with cleat
marks on the heels.
Eben was suspicious because he
knew you couldn’t buy a fancy cos
tume like Pete had for less than
$50. But Eben let us go ahead with
the case, as per the request of the
Livermores, till we got fed up; till,
in fact, we offered to split the re
ward.
Vr:;-
NEW OUTFIT . . . Home from
Europe for a brief stay before
she left for the Wimbledon ten
nis matches, Georgeous Gussie
Moran poses coyly with a
sketch by Balmain of Paris of
a new tennis outfit.
This Is
Your Paper
Advertising Is
Integral Part
By William R. Nelson
A dvertising is as much a part
of American newspapers as the
paper upon which they are printed.
Without advertising this newspaper
would be a very different publ s ca
tion. Not only would it be less in
teresting, but it also would cost
subscribers considerably more.
Advertising is commercial news.
It is as valuable to readers as every
other feature of a newspaper. It
is so interesting, in fact, that there
are papers in many cities devoted
exclusively to advertising.
The commer-
Important cial and pro
to fessional a n-
People nouncements of
this communi
ty’s business’ civic and professional
people are important to all who live
here. They are also timely cross-
sections of the needs, interests,
hopes and desires of the people at
this locality.
In some communities there are
those who apparently do not fully
grasp the importance of the role
advertising in the home town paper
plays in their daily lives. There are
merchants, for example, who seem
ingly do not realize that failure to
acquaint people with their goods
and services handicaps both the
store and its customers.
Those who advertise in this or
any other newspaper actually rent
space in which to publish their own,
generally commercial, news. The
space is the property of the news
paper. That has been confirmed by
court decisions upholding newspa
pers in their refusals to provide
space for certain advertising uses.
Space rented
Source for advertising
of is the principal
Revenue source of rev
enue to virtual
ly all newspapers. Such revenue
makes possible delivery of the pa
per to subscribers for less than the
actual cost of the blank paper in
each copy.
The use to which advertisers put
the space they rent is of equal im
portance to the community as a
whole. Advertising is the lubricant
that keeps the commercial machine
of the community functioning at
maximum efficency.
Advertising id the home town
newspaper is a sound investment,
like buying a bond so a school can
be built. The advertiser gets direct
return in more business and good
will, and the community benefits
from the information.
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SCRIPTURE: The Book of Jonah.
DEVOTIONAL. READING: Ephesians
3:14-31.
Peevish Prophet
Lesson for'June 25, 1950.
Dr. Foreman
J ONAH THOUGHT he knew better
than God. When men said, “Be
a prophet,” Jonah decided to take
a long vacation. He took a ship for a
far place so far away he thought
even God could not follow. When
God said, “Preach
to Nineveh,” Jonah
decided' that was
the very thing he
did not want to do. ]
When God said, in ,
effect, “Be a mis- I
sionary,” Jonah
thought he would
rather be a tourist.
CM all the prophets
on record, Jonah
was the peevish one.
The remarkable and
little beok of Jonah is
the most misunderstood *k in
the Bible. Nobody
ink has ** '
the whale (wkn»,
was net a whale bat a fish!),
Jonah Is not about wholes at all.
It Is about taking the
God to the
la the world; it Is the story of
how the very people who ought
to be doing it, sometimes won't
do It.
o • o
Does God Care?
fvONSIDER the good reasons Jonah
w might have given for not going
to Nineveh. They are like the rea
sons people give nowadays for not
believing in foreign missions. (A
mission to Nineveh was about as
foreign a mission as any (me could
have thought of. In those days.
'A
So they
Assyria, of which
the capital city,
weald do Israel
The Ninevites were an unscrupu
lous, greedy people. They knew no
law but force. They spread by vio
lence into many a country. They
were the nation nobody loved.
Should the message of God be
ven to such a city? Jonai
city? Jonah thought
not; God said it should.
And of course God was right. If
the message of God had been sent
only to peoples and nations that
“deserved” fe^ch a favor, God’s
messengers would all have stayed
at home.
• • •
Too Far Frokn God
R EASON number two: Nineveh is
a long way off. Indeed it
was. To reach Nineveh, Jonah
would have to pass through at
least a dozen other cities, all
of which no doubt needed preach
ers. Were there not enough people
at home who needed preaching? Of
course there were . . . Only Jonah
did not preach to them. He had a
wonderful missionary opportunity
there on the ship. Every man of
the crew was a heathen. But Jonah
was fast asleep.
This is often too true. People
will protest about foreign mis
sions: why send preachers and
doctors and teachers and mon
ey so far away? Aren’t there
plenty of heathen right at home?
Of coarse; bat yon won’t often
find the objector to foreign mis
sions doing much about it.
Any church that is awake and
active in supporting foreign mis
sions will be found to be just as
alive and intelligent in meeting the
problems of the neighborhood.
• • •
Judge The World
R EASON number three: (This
sounds like a silly reason, but
Jonah actually put it forward—
Jonah 4:2.) God is too good! What
was the use of preaching to Nineveh,
Jonah wanted to know, if God was
going to be gracious and not de
stroy the city with fire from the
sky?
If God is good and merciful,
why should we bother about
sending missionaries anywhere?
Won’t he save every one any
how? Isn’t God too good to
judge the world?
Jonah overlooked the fact that
God had mercy on the Ninevites
because they repented. Nowhere in
the Bible is there any encourage
ment to believe that God has mercy
on the unrepentant To all who
turn to him, God is gracious; and
the job of the missionary, what
ever else he does, is to persuade
people to turn to God. “Be, ye rec-
conciled to God,” said Paul, the
great Christian missionary. If'
rebels will not lay down their arms,
how can there be an amnesty?
^ The great tragedy of Juda
ism is the tragedy of Jonah:
God wanted his people to win
the world; bnt they became in
grown, they ceased even to
wish to be a missionary faith.
Shall the same tragedy over
take Christianity?
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