The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, March 31, 1950, Image 7

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THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY. S. C. Wateh It! Your watch got its name from the fact that the first portable timepieces, cumbersome devices made of iron and shaped like a huge egg, were carried by town criers or “watchmen” on their nightly rounds. Buy U.S. Savings Bonds! DEVELOP! ANT SIZi (* »t •) fXP. kOU FILM MVIlOFfD. ■ HOMY PUNTS Hamity Mailing Enttiopa Furniakat Valuably Prtmiumt Given OCT UTTER PICTURES FOR LESS \TACM RABB/T CO. 3 /=>A fiL TAi NQ UR.G 5.C, Grandma’s Sayings THERE AIN’T NOTHIN’ like a good sense o' humor. It’s a gem that puts a sparkle in your eye and brightens the hearts o’ all >he folks around you. $5 paid Marty Anwar, Wlnbume, Pa.* LOOKIN’ to improve your pies ’n cakes? Then look for Nu-Maid. Yep, “Table-Grade” Nu-Maid is better- than-ever . . . spreads easier and is plumb full of that sweet churned- fresh flavor. Try the new Nu-Maid! As fine a spread as money kin buy. HAPPINESS is like a butterfly. If we pursue it too hard, it’ll alius be jest out o’ reach — but if^ wdvtry waitin’ quietly, most likelyitflM^ght right on us. $5 paid Eli la Wall, Lakeland. PWida* / or «TES CAN’T WAIT to tell the news about new Nu-Maid! It’s improved! Spreads easier. Tastes milder ’& sweeter than ever. And ‘"Table- Grade” Nu-Maid’s sportin’ a brand new package, specially made to pro tect that good tastin’ “Table-Grade” taste! *£r ^ ^ will be paid upon publication to the first contributor of each accepted saying or idea. Address “Grandma” 109 East Pearl Street, Cincinnati 2, Ohio. Cow-toon “What will I tell her now, she wants to know where ‘Table- Grade’ Nu-Maid Margarine comes from?’’ Copr. 1*50 Th, KUpU KarrartiM Co. WHEN SLEEP WON’T COME AND YOU FEEL GLUM Try This Delicious Chewing-Gum Laxative • When yo« red and toss nil night—feel headaehy and Just awful because you need a laxative-do this... Chew REN-A-Mmr—delicious chewing- gum laxative. The action of mv-a-aenfr's special medicine “osntouas” the stomach. That is. It doesn’t set while In the stom ach, but only when farther along in the lower digestive tract...where you want It to act. You feel fine again quickly 1 And scientists ssy chewing makes ggsif-A-iciKT’s fine medicine more effec tive—“readies” it so it flows gently into the system. Get frar-A-icnrr at any 1(1^ drug counter—25*. 50# or only.... IUV FEEN-A-MINT 'W MMOW CMOWMC-CUM UMOCTIVK Atfi StJosepfr » ASPIRIN AT US BEST H/hSW* 7 P&T MCNEILS MAGIC REMEDY BRINGS BLESSED RELIEF FN Mill MIES Ml PUIS IP (RHEUMATISM NEURITIS-LUMBAGO I Size 60c » CMTIII: ISE MIT AS MIECTEI * B 111 Sl|l Nil SIKES w It UH M nctift tl prk« ■cllll llll tA Isa AMISIIIIUI A. Tllllll VIRGIL If -~ir- —II inz did ZZK~~ 3d did —n Jl ii d3dd ]d did d31 3d did dX= Jl ii— dDfdd 11— did —II H —ILL dJCdZ §38 did JL jl:. did —ir— By Len Kleit SUNNYSIDE bjr Oork S. Hoot THE OLD GAFFER By Qay Hunter MUTT AND JEFF WHy ARE VOU RIDING Y 'CAUSE AWAV OUT HERE INTO/ I GET THE COUNTPy ?MANV TICKETS 'RIDING IN k THE CITy/ WHAT'S THE MATTER? JITTER SLOWDOWN THIS MEANS you; ? t LTHIS MEANS you/ By Bud Fuher HEV, MUTT/ HOW DID THEV KNOW I WAS HERE? W/. By Arthur Pointer WYLDE AND WOOLY By Bert Thomas ALVIN, DC YOU MAVE A FRIEND you DOM'T CARE TOO MUCH ABOUT C Do It Every Time! The grizzled old beggar had chopped his quota of stovewood and the kind lady had admitted him to the kitchen for her meal. She was an inquisitive person, and while the tramp made away with all the food placed before him, she set up an endless line of ques tioning. “And what was your occupation before you fell into this sad plight, my man?” she asked. “I was a sailor, mum,” said the bum between mouthfuls. “Oh, a sailor. Well, you must have had some exciting adventures then?” “That I did, mum. Why once, mum, I was shipwrecked on the coast of South Africa, and there I came across a tribe of wild women, who had no tongues.” “Mercy!” exclaimed the inquisi tive woman. “Why how could they talk, then?” “They couldn’t, mum,” replied the man, reaching for his hat and the last piece of bread on the plate, “That’s what made them wild.” NO ALIBI ^ A General Quiz C*- O- The Questions 1. Who was the tallest Presi dent of the United States? 2. How many judges are there in the United States Supreme Court? 3. Who was the shortest Presi dent of the United States? 4. What United States newspa per is often called “The Man chester Guardian of America”? The Answers 1. Abraham Lincoln, 6 feet 4 inches. 2. Nine. 3. James Madison,'' 5 feet 4 inches. 4. The St. Louis Post-Dispatch. Young Husband: “This pie is burnt. Send it back to the store.” Young Wife: “I didn’t buy it. It’s my own cremation.” Family Row “I married a widow with six chil dren. I had five myself by my late wife. We had been married four years and our union had been blessed with three more, and the other day my wife came in hur riedly and said, come into the yard, quick! for goodness sake, hurry I there is a terrible row going on, and I said, ‘what is it?’ Well,’ she said ‘your children and my chil dren are whipping our children.”* Now He Knows A mother was taking her young son for a ride in the car. On their way home, the lad asked: “Mother, where are all the In fernal idiots?” “Why, Son,” she replied, “they only happen to be on the highway when your father is driving.” What’s The Use? “Do you think a man should tell all his thoughts and actions to his wife?” “That would be a waste of time. She already knows all his thoughts, and the neighbors keep her in formed of his actions.” Correct! “There is direct and indirect tax ation. Give me an example of in« direct taxation.” “The dog tax, sir.” “How is that?” “The dog does' not have to pay It” THAT’S WHAT HE MEANT “If there were three crows on a fence post and I shot one, how many would be left?” “Two left.” “I’m afraid you don’t get the point. Let me repeat the joke. There were, three crows on the fence post; I shot one. How many would be left?” “Two left.” “No. None would be left, be cause if I shot one, then the other two would fly away.” “Isn’t that what I’ve been say ing? Two left.” NO LOSS THERE Father (facetiously) — Don’t you think our son gets his in telligence from me? Mother (likewise)—“He must have. I’ve still got mine.” Always The Cavalier The defendant acknowledged that be hadn’t spoken to his wife in five years, and the judge put in a ques tion. “What explanation have you,” he asked severely, “for not speaking to your wife in five years?” “Your Honor,” replied the hus band, “I didn’t like to interrupt the lady.” Following Orders: “The doctor told my wife she should take exercise.” “And is she doing it?” “If jumping at conclusions and running up bills can be called exr ercise.” r Ktos AM Gm/HUPS CAMt RESIST K/HEtf ! (MSP PICE KRlSPieS VOTHt C0Mrt&! —’IHHH dK \ I 2 Makes a good bnakfast—fun to oatl ! gasp, cwspeft, crispest! IjSSSSSSjl WHH FOR A QUICK AND TASTY MIA1 n(amp's £c*» e0 ‘ === S5S Always tondar- novor doughy iSSiSS - | only 3 minutes io mi/ because SMOM/DPIFT Only an emulsorized shortening gives you these luscious cakes with such mixing easel 81ft together Into a large bowl: 2Vi cups silled cake Near I Vi teaspoons doable actloa baking powder (4Vi CHOCOLATE ALMOND CAKE Quick mttbod reetpt Add: P (J Add: % cup Snowdrift Vfc cup milk 2 minutes. If by hand, count beat ing time only, with electric mixer, use “low speed”; scrape bowl often; scrape beaters at end of 2 minutes. VSt cup 1 | ■ Beat 1 minute. Turn Into 2 greased 8" layer pans, lined with plain aper. Bake in moderate oven 360* F.) about 30 zqinutes. Rost and HU with— ALMOND COCOA ICING* CreamStbsp. Snowdrift with 2 tbtp. butter. Add ft cup sifted cocoa, 3 cups sifted confectioners’ sugar, and % top. salt alternately with % cap milk. When smooth, add 1 top. almond extract. Frost cake. Dip tips of blanched almonds In icing; press upright around bottom of cake. Yes, you can make these marvelous cakes with Emulsorized Snowdrift with just 3 min utes mixing time. No creaming! No egg-beat ing! All ingredients are blended smoothly and completely in die same bowL Ready to bake after 3 minutes mixing! And your Snowdrift cakes are light, rich and luscious to the last moist crumb. Only an emulsorized shortening can give you such quick, sure success. Make Snowdrift’s Chocolate Almond Cake, today. ’PURE VEGETABLE SHORTENtl m