The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, March 31, 1950, Image 7
THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY. S. C.
Wateh It!
Your watch got its name from
the fact that the first portable
timepieces, cumbersome devices
made of iron and shaped like a
huge egg, were carried by town
criers or “watchmen” on their
nightly rounds.
Buy U.S. Savings Bonds!
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Grandma’s Sayings
THERE AIN’T NOTHIN’ like a
good sense o' humor. It’s a gem that
puts a sparkle in your eye and
brightens the hearts o’ all >he folks
around you.
$5 paid Marty Anwar, Wlnbume, Pa.*
LOOKIN’ to improve your pies ’n
cakes? Then look for Nu-Maid. Yep,
“Table-Grade” Nu-Maid is better-
than-ever . . . spreads easier and is
plumb full of that sweet churned-
fresh flavor. Try the new Nu-Maid!
As fine a spread as money kin buy.
HAPPINESS is like a butterfly. If
we pursue it too hard, it’ll alius be
jest out o’ reach — but if^ wdvtry
waitin’ quietly, most likelyitflM^ght
right on us.
$5 paid Eli la Wall, Lakeland. PWida*
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sweeter than ever. And ‘"Table-
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new package, specially made to pro
tect that good tastin’ “Table-Grade”
taste!
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to the first contributor of each
accepted saying or idea. Address
“Grandma” 109 East Pearl Street,
Cincinnati 2, Ohio.
Cow-toon
“What will I tell her now, she
wants to know where ‘Table-
Grade’ Nu-Maid Margarine comes
from?’’
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SUNNYSIDE
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THE OLD GAFFER
By Qay Hunter
MUTT AND JEFF
WHy ARE VOU RIDING Y 'CAUSE
AWAV OUT HERE INTO/ I GET
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TICKETS
'RIDING IN
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WHAT'S THE
MATTER?
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By Bud Fuher
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HOW DID THEV
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HERE?
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By Arthur Pointer
WYLDE AND WOOLY
By Bert Thomas
ALVIN, DC YOU MAVE A FRIEND
you DOM'T CARE TOO MUCH ABOUT C
Do It Every Time!
The grizzled old beggar had
chopped his quota of stovewood
and the kind lady had admitted
him to the kitchen for her meal.
She was an inquisitive person, and
while the tramp made away with
all the food placed before him,
she set up an endless line of ques
tioning.
“And what was your occupation
before you fell into this sad plight,
my man?” she asked.
“I was a sailor, mum,” said the
bum between mouthfuls.
“Oh, a sailor. Well, you must
have had some exciting adventures
then?”
“That I did, mum. Why once,
mum, I was shipwrecked on the
coast of South Africa, and there I
came across a tribe of wild women,
who had no tongues.”
“Mercy!” exclaimed the inquisi
tive woman. “Why how could they
talk, then?”
“They couldn’t, mum,” replied
the man, reaching for his hat and
the last piece of bread on the plate,
“That’s what made them wild.”
NO ALIBI
^ A General Quiz
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The Questions
1. Who was the tallest Presi
dent of the United States?
2. How many judges are there
in the United States Supreme
Court?
3. Who was the shortest Presi
dent of the United States?
4. What United States newspa
per is often called “The Man
chester Guardian of America”?
The Answers
1. Abraham Lincoln, 6 feet 4
inches.
2. Nine.
3. James Madison,'' 5 feet 4
inches.
4. The St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
Young Husband: “This pie is
burnt. Send it back to the store.”
Young Wife: “I didn’t buy it. It’s
my own cremation.”
Family Row
“I married a widow with six chil
dren. I had five myself by my late
wife. We had been married four
years and our union had been
blessed with three more, and the
other day my wife came in hur
riedly and said, come into the yard,
quick! for goodness sake, hurry I
there is a terrible row going on,
and I said, ‘what is it?’ Well,’ she
said ‘your children and my chil
dren are whipping our children.”*
Now He Knows
A mother was taking her young
son for a ride in the car. On their
way home, the lad asked:
“Mother, where are all the In
fernal idiots?”
“Why, Son,” she replied, “they
only happen to be on the highway
when your father is driving.”
What’s The Use?
“Do you think a man should tell
all his thoughts and actions to his
wife?”
“That would be a waste of time.
She already knows all his thoughts,
and the neighbors keep her in
formed of his actions.”
Correct!
“There is direct and indirect tax
ation. Give me an example of in«
direct taxation.”
“The dog tax, sir.”
“How is that?”
“The dog does' not have to pay
It”
THAT’S WHAT HE MEANT
“If there were three crows on a
fence post and I shot one, how
many would be left?”
“Two left.”
“I’m afraid you don’t get the
point. Let me repeat the joke.
There were, three crows on the
fence post; I shot one. How many
would be left?”
“Two left.”
“No. None would be left, be
cause if I shot one, then the other
two would fly away.”
“Isn’t that what I’ve been say
ing? Two left.”
NO LOSS THERE
Father (facetiously) — Don’t
you think our son gets his in
telligence from me?
Mother (likewise)—“He must
have. I’ve still got mine.”
Always The Cavalier
The defendant acknowledged that
be hadn’t spoken to his wife in five
years, and the judge put in a ques
tion.
“What explanation have you,” he
asked severely, “for not speaking
to your wife in five years?”
“Your Honor,” replied the hus
band, “I didn’t like to interrupt the
lady.”
Following Orders:
“The doctor told my wife she
should take exercise.”
“And is she doing it?”
“If jumping at conclusions and
running up bills can be called exr
ercise.”
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gives you these luscious cakes
with such mixing easel
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2Vi cups silled cake Near
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baking powder (4Vi
CHOCOLATE ALMOND CAKE
Quick mttbod reetpt
Add:
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% cup Snowdrift
Vfc cup milk
2 minutes. If by hand, count beat
ing time only, with electric mixer,
use “low speed”; scrape bowl often;
scrape beaters at end of 2 minutes.
VSt cup
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Beat 1 minute. Turn Into 2 greased
8" layer pans, lined with plain
aper. Bake in moderate oven
360* F.) about 30 zqinutes. Rost
and HU with—
ALMOND COCOA ICING* CreamStbsp.
Snowdrift with 2 tbtp. butter. Add
ft cup sifted cocoa, 3 cups sifted
confectioners’ sugar, and % top.
salt alternately with % cap milk.
When smooth, add 1 top. almond
extract. Frost cake. Dip tips of
blanched almonds In icing; press
upright around bottom of cake.
Yes, you can make these marvelous cakes
with Emulsorized Snowdrift with just 3 min
utes mixing time. No creaming! No egg-beat
ing! All ingredients are blended smoothly and
completely in die same bowL Ready to bake
after 3 minutes mixing! And your Snowdrift
cakes are light, rich and luscious to the last
moist crumb. Only an emulsorized shortening
can give you such quick, sure success. Make
Snowdrift’s Chocolate Almond Cake, today.
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