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VIRGIL . By Len Kleis
THE OLD GAFFER By Clay Hunter
By MELLORS
MUTT AND JEFF
By Bud Fisher
JITTER # By Arthur Pointer
WYLDE AND WOOLY
" IT /S SWEET. BUT DON'T YOU HAVE
SOMETHING A LITTLE OLDER.? AFTER
ALL, SHE IS NEARLY SIXTEEN AND A HALF."
Topped ’Em All
A SMALL - TIME SALESMAN
treated himself recently to a
tide from Minneapolis to Des
Moines on the Millionaire’s Spe
cial. Thrilled by the train’s lux
uries, he entered the club car
where Wall street Midases were
discussing business. “A bad week,”
one capitalist complained, **we
netted only $130,000.” ‘Tt was bet
ter for us,” said another, ‘‘wheat
was hot and we cleared $250,000.”
Man after man told of such profits.
Finally the group glanced at our
little salesman, ‘‘How’s your busi
ness?” they asked. “So-so,” he
shrugged, “last week yellows were
off half a million, but reds were up
a million, and blacks up four mil
lion.” Eyebrows raised in wonder.
Then one Midas respectfully asked,
“Say, what’s your business?”
“Me?” sighed our little salesman,
“I sell jelly beans.”
TOO EXAGGERATED
“What is it about a dachshund
that, you don’t care for?”
“They make such a draft when
they come into a room. They al
ways keep the door open so long.**
Stickler for Truth
It was enough to startle the lit-
tlp old lady out of her wits. There
was the fishmonger tossing trout
clear across his shop to a man in
fisherman’s outfit
The fisherman caught about six
of them and then said, “All right
Joe. Now I can truthfully tell my
family that I caught six fish to*
day.”
Slightly Soiled
For the third time she said to
her littlewson, “Run quickly and
wash your hands for dinner.”
He looked over his hands and
then returned the verdict:
“Mother, they aren't really dirty
—just kinda blurred.”
That Proved It
Do you pretend to have as good
a judgment %/s I have?” exclaimed
an enraged wife to her husband.
“Well, no,” he replied slowly,
“our choice of partners for life
shows that my judgment is not to
be compared with yours.”
Conld Be
They were discussing an elope
ment, and one lady turning to her
friend said:
“Don’t you believe it would kill
you if your husband was to run
away with another woman?”
“It might,” was the cool reply,
“Great joy sometimes kills.”
Surprise!
Father—“Now I want to put a
little scientific question to.you, my
son. When the kettle boils, what
does the steam come out of the
spout for?”
Son—“So that mother can open
your letters before you get them!”
Defense Mechanism
“Do your new spectacles help
your eyes, Johnny?” asked the
neighbor.
“Yes’m. I never have my eyes
blacked now like I used to before
I wore ’em.”
ETIQUETTE
“Why are you washing your
spoon in your finger bowl?”
“So I won’t get egg all over my
pocket”
TALENTED BEASTS
“More than 5,000 elephants go
each year to make our piano
keys.”
“Really? Well, it’s remark-
i, able what those beasts can be
trained to do.”
Even As Ton and I
During an epidemic of directives
from the government a small mer
chant was asked how he was get
ting along with vthe reams of
printed paper.
“Well,” he replied, “I just feel
as I did when I tried to read Ein
stein’s theory of relativity. I
could identify all the words, all
right, but I’ll be danged if I could
read the sentences.”
That Should Do ilt
“Make me the happiest man in
the world!” he begged.
So she agreed on $200 a month
alimony, and gave him a divorco.
Hardly at AH
After being badgered and
tongue-lashed by the plaintiffs
lawyer for a good fifty minutes,
the man on the witness stand,
who was defending himself
against charges of assault and
battery, still insisted that he did
no more than push the plaintiff.
“I want to know just how hard
you pushed him,” demanded the
lawyer. “Will you please step
down and demonstrate on me the
sort of push you gave my client?”
The defendant jumped down
with alacrity. He headed straight
for his tormentor, jarred him
with a stiff left hook, lifted him a
foot off the ground with a terrific
uppercut, grabbed him before he
could fall, and tossed him half
way across the room. He then
turned to the judge and ex
plained, ”1 pushed the plaintiff
just about one-tenth as hard as
that. Your Honor.”
Holly Species
Of some 180 species of holly
growing in various parts of the
world, only about a dozen are
found in the United States. The
most important variety commer-
ctally is Hex paraguayensis,
whose leaves are the source of
South America’s popular tealike
drink, mate.
Frathar, taztiar—nour
ishing tool Try dali-
cioua ovan-poppad Rica
Krispias. Amarica’s fa
vorite ready-to-eat rice
cereal, makes a good
breakfast—fun to eat!
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