The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, February 17, 1950, Image 8
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By BILLY ROSE
GRACE NOLL CROWELL
One night when I dropped into Jerry’s for a firkin of foam.
Long George Smiley and Sid “The Inch” Perry were at the bar as
usual. As unusual, however, they were not arguing with each
other but with the bartender.
“The truth never hurt anybody,” said the bartender, “and the truth
is I’m on the hook for 63 beers. And until you gentlemen settle up, there
ain’t gonna be no 64th.”
Billy Rose
“Look,” said The Inch, “you’re
a downtrodden worker yourself,
and when you turn down another
worker’s request for a bowl of suds,
you’re committing class suicide.”
“For three weeks successive,”
said the bartender, “you gentlemen
have been prom
ising to pay up,
and if it wasn’t
against the rules
to insult a cus
tomer, Td say
you liars were
making free
with the truth.”
“What’s wrong
with a lie now
and then?” said
Long George.
“If it wasn’t for a little banana oil,
the wheels of our crumby civiliza
tion would come to a dead stop.”
•
“You couldn’t be more wrong,”
said the bartender. “A wise rritin
tells the truth on any and all oc
casions.”
“If you’ll excuse my elegance,”
said The Inch, “that’s a lot of pig
shampoo.”
• • •
“I CONCUR with my friend,”
said Long George. “Look at what
happened to Hogan, the trucker,
when he got mixed up with the
verities. A couple of months ago,
a frined tipped him off that his
wife was dating a kid who worked
in the brewery, and instead of mak
ing like the three little monkeys,
he hired a detective to follow her.
When he learned his missus had
been sneaking off to a dime dance
hall to jitterbug with the young
man, he confronted her with the
fulsome facts, and a few scrappy
minutes later his wife was packed
and on her way back to her moth
er’s house in Canarsie.”
“Served her right,” said the bar
tender.
"Served Hogan right," said
The Inch. "Before he found out,
he was happy as a fly on a whis
key cork. Tonight, like every
night, he’s in his apartment alone,
lapping up the Irish and playing
’Melancholy Baby' on the phono
graph."
“Besides which,” said George,
“nobody has heard him say a word
against his wife. But the finagling
friend who tipped him off—well,
he's got an eye you couldn’t cover
with an eight-dollar steak.”
“You’ve got a point, maybe,”
said the bartender, “but I still in
sist there’s nothing like the truth,
and the truth is you gentlemen get
no more beer.”
• • •
“THE TRUTH, I’d like to point
out,” said Long George, “is prob
ably the most incendiary thing man
has discovered since he learned
how to rub two little sticks together.
And if the case of Hogan isn’t
enough, let me give you another
for-instance: The gent in congress
who recently insisted on inspecting
Fort Knox to make sure the 20 bil
lion in bullion hadn’t been hypothe
cated by the Fair Dealers.”
“Why shouldn’t he inspect?” said
the bartender. “It’s in the public
interest.”
“You amaze and sadden me,”
rauer
Y Lord, I pray that through today
I may walk patiently.
Forgetting not that Thy dear hand
Is leading me.
I know not what Thy wisdom. Lord,
May choose for me today;
What the long hours may hold for me
I cannot say.
I only know that I may go
Unquestioningly with Thee,
Remembering that what Thou wilt
Is best for me.
For Thou, O Lord, canst see the end.
While I but see the way—
Help me to walk it patiently
Throughout today.
said The Inch. “Suppose, due to a
subterranean earthquake or some
interplanetary shoplifting, the con
gressman had found nothing at Fort
Knox but a big hole in the ground.
What could he have done?
Blab to the press? Hot on your
hiingstarter. Even a man with
the mentality of a Congressman
would know that an hour after
the news hit page one the econo
my of the world wosdd do a
Bikini—and that a man couldn’t
buy a tangerine with a 20 dollar
note."
The
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Fiction GARDEN !
SEQUENCE Br
Richard H. Wilkinson
Corner
B RYANT DREAMED a dream.
He was in a. garden. A beau
tiful girl sat on a white marble
bench, and smiled at him across a
pond filled with goldfish and pond
lilies. Bright sunshine filtered
down through shade trees and re-
fleeted the gold
in the girl’s hair.
3 -Minute Bryant knew
he was supposed
to do something—possibly to walk
around the pool and bow gallantly
before the girl.
He began to wonder if he didn’t
look somewhat like an idiot stand
ing there.
It was then that he heard foot
steps on the flagstone path that
connected the garden with the
wide, screened-in porch of the
house. He looked up to find Laura,
his sister, coming into the garden.
He was glad that Laura had come.
For Laura knew all about dreams
and could tell him what to do.
“Bryant!” Laura exclaimed,
stopping on the pool’s edge,
and looking from him to the
girl, “whatever In the world
are yon standing here for?
Why, you’re positively rude.
Doris must think my brother
is stupid!”
Oh, yes, that was it. It was all
working out fine now. Laura had
asked her college roommate, Doris
LaPlante, down for the week-end.
Of course, that was she. How stu
pid of him.
So Bryant walked around the
pool and was introduced. He looked
deep into the twin black pools that
were Doris’ eyes, and apologized.
His voice sounded odd, but that, of
course, was because he was think
ing that here was the girl he had
been waiting for.
Then he almost groaned aloud.
Doris had looked up and said it
was quite all right and she really
should have introduced herself, but
he added so much to the scene,
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Bryant slowly pat his arm
about her slim shonlders.
standing over there so straight and
silent. It was the sound of her
voice that made Bryant groan; for
he remembered that it was all a
dream and that Doris would soon
be gone.
Then suddenly it was night, and
they were once more in the garden.
There was a full moon and a gentle
breeze and music drifting down on
the still air from somewhere back
of the marble bench.
A week, two weeks, had gone
by—Bryant wasn’t sure which
—since the first meeting in the
garden. He had a dim recollec
tion that they were glorious
weeks of riding and golfing and
swimming and dancing—all
with Doris.
I T WAS ONLY OCCASIONALLY
now that Bryant remembered
it was all a dream. The dread of
waking up didn’t affect him quite
so poignantly. That is to say, it
didn’t affect him until this night
when they were alone in the gar
den. Then he was seized with a
sudden panicky sensation.
And so quite abruptly Bryant
turned and said without prelimin
aries: “Doris, darling, I love you.
I know this is all a dream, there
fore I’m telling you now before I
wake up. I’ve waited all my life
for such a girl as you. It seems
cruel that you’d come to me only
in a dream.”
“Which proves what?” said the
bartender.
“Which proves,” said Long
George, “that truth, like dynamite,
shouldn’t be tossed around care
lessly. If my friend and I some
times misrepresent about settling
our tab, it is only to spare you
pain.”
The bartender took a couple of
beer glasses, wiped them, and then
put them away. “You know,” he
said, “I never thought about it that
way before, and it almost makes
me ashamed of myself to have to
throw you gentlemen out.”
And Doris turned up her face to
his, with the moon making shad
ows of her eyes, and said: “I love’
you, too, Bryant, and I’m glad
you waited for me. I hardly know
what I would have done had I dis
covered you belonged to some onfe
else.”
Bryant thought this over and de
cided that the dream had turned
out just the way he would have
ordered. He’d better wake himself
up, he thought, before he did
something to spoil it. But before
he could pinch himself, which was
the conventional way of waking
oneself from a dream, Doris laid
her head on his shoulder.
Bryant looked down at the gold
en head. “Doris,” he said brokenly,
’‘this is all a dream, and in a min
ute you’ll be gone and I’ll find my
self alone. You’re not real.”
But Doris laughed softly, and
snuggled closer. Bryant slowly
put his arm about her slim shoul
ders. She was there, close against
him. Her lips were upturned, and
as Bryant bent to kiss them, he
knew that when again he opened
his eyes, she’d still be there—and
would always be there.
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W HEN RONNIE ALCORN was IS
he was sent to reform school;
he says it was th3 first time he
slept in a clean bed or had enough
to eat. That was in 1932. It was his
ambition to produce motion pic
tures—“Johnny Holiday”, made at
that same reform school, is his first
RONNIE ALCORN
one, and he plans eight more, for
United Artists release. His story
is fantastic, that of an under
privileged boy born to be a success
(he had made his first million by
the time he was 30) wno took plenty
of hard knocks on the way to
achieving it. He has a second am
bition—to help as many under
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already done a terrific job at it.
Vera Vagne may sound dumb
as a man-chasing comedienne
on the air—at present on Jim
my Dnrante’s program on NBC
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Vera, otherwise Barbara Jo Al
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