The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, January 13, 1950, Image 7
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THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY. S. C.
Fine Technique
Old Mrs. Jones had led a
sheltered life and had never heard
of a lawyer before.
“Just what does a lawyer do
for a living?’* she asked her
grandson.
“A lawyer, grandma," he ex
plained, “is a man who induces
two other men to strip for a fight,
then charges them for holding
} their clothes."
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The Cad!
As the young lady oyster snug
gled back into the sand after her
first date with the dashing lobster
she nudged her girl friend and
whispered: .
“It was wonderful. Simply
wonderful. He took me to that se
cluded rock near the sandbar,
looked into my eyes, whispered
sweet nothings in my ear, put his
arms around me, and then- "
As she uttered those last words
the lady oyster clutched at her
throat and groaned in mortifica
tion.
“Oh, Good Lord—my pearls."
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LATE
lines
SEWING CIRCLE PATTERNS
That Should Do It
ing.
HINT, if properly managed,
may be given without offend-
“Are you still bothered by those
relatives of yours who come down
from town to eat a big Sunday
dinner and never invite you in re
turn?” asked Mrs. Smith.
“No," said the unfortunate vic
tim, “they finally took the hint,”
“What did you say to them?”
asked Mrs. Smith eagerly.
“Nothing was said," explained
the other, ’’but we served sponge
cake every time they came."
THEY'LL WAIT
A pink elephant, a green rat,
and a yellow snake entered a cock-
tail bar. “You’re a littie early,
boys, * said the bartender. “H#
ain’t here yet."
Squelcher
A miserly man was approached
by a friend who did hisufc^JL to per-
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A YOUNG two-piecer in a junior
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18. Size 12. three quarter aleeve, 4 yards
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suade him to dres^/Ziore in accord
iance with hlf 'station of life. *Tm
surprised/^ aaid the friend, “that
you shoijicl allow yourself to be
come
“B’jt I’m not shabby,” said the
mis#*.
but you are,” said his
“Remember your father.
He was always neatly dressed. His
clothes were always well tailored
and of the best material”
“Why!” shouted the other, tri
umphantly, “these clothes I’m
wearing were father’s!”
Fair Assumption
Two men, who were visiting a
museum, were seen standing in
front of an Egyptian mummy, over
which hung a placard bearing the
inscription: “B. C. 1187.”
Both visitors were much mysti
fied thereby.
“What do you make of that,”
said one.
“Well, I dunno; but maybe It
was the number of the motor-car
that killed him.”
Certainly Are
Don’t you think a real friend
ought to feel sympathetic when one
needs money?"
“I think a good many friends in
such cases are touched."
CLEVER DEVICE
Prevent ice trays from sticking
in the freezing compartment by
rubbing oil or grease on the bot
toms of them, or take a piece of
double thickness wax
same size as the tray _
under the tray in the
the / inside of an enameled
pot bM; omes chipped, it’s not safe
to use
rust and
luse the bare spot
icr
ment.
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Painting Table Pad
QUESTION: Can you tell me of
something that will darken table
pads that are finished with white
imitation leather or something of
that kind? I would'like to have
them brown.
ANSWER: After washing and
rinsing the surfaces, allow them
to dry thoroughly. Wipe with
turpentine and finish with two
coats of quick-drying enamel. Dull
the gloss of the first coat when
hard and dry by rubbing lightly
with very fine sandpaper. Dust off
well and then apply the second
coat.
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Keep the upper edges of quilts
and comforters clean by sewing
some washable material along thar
binding. It can be taken off and
washed frequently, thus postpon
ing complete cleaning of the com
forter for a long time.
.
For every hour needed to dry a
blanket on an outdoor line in av
erage weather, it takes only 3 to
4 minutes in an automatic ga»
dryer; time saved, at least three*
hours.
Make your own food chopper out
of an empty baking powder can.
Punch a couple of holes in the bot
tom, throw the lid away, turn Due
can upside down and start chop
ping.
ITS ASPIRIN AT ITS BEST
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WORLDS LARGEST SELLER AT 10
First wife: “How do you get
money out of your husband?"
Second wife: “Oh, I say Tm
going back to mother and he im
mediately hands me railroad fare.”
Evasive Tactics
St. Peter (welcoming Muldoon in
side the Pearly Gates)— “You will
find that things are done here on
the grandest possible scale. With
us a thousand years is but as a
moment, and a million dollars are
but a cent.”
v Muldoon—“Then, St. Peter, would
ye be linding me the loan of a
cent?”
St. Peter—“With pleasure, Mr.
Muldoon; wait just a moment"
JUST IN CASE
In his room at the state in
stitution sat a man whose only
article of clothing was a hat.
“Look, friend,” an attendant
! said, “that’s no way to be sit
ting around. Why don’t you put
some clothes on?”
“Why should I?” replied the
inmate. “Nobody comes to see
me. 1
‘But why wear a hat?”
“Oh,” shrugged the other,
‘somebody might come."
Don’t let "Cold Demons" getyon
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Fast, safe Mentholatum soothes
smarting nostrils, helps open
stuffed-up passages so you can
breathe again in comfort. Eases
chest congestion and coughing,
too. In jars, tubes.
Guard Yourself Against
^ WINTER COLDS!
When you feel run down .. or tired
out . . you may catch a cold much
quicker than when you feel line.
Guard yourself against troublesome,
nasty and sometimes dangerous colds
by maintaining your normal pep.
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