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SUNNYSIDE
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OF ME G1VIKG YOU A REGULAR. WAND-
OUT FOR NOTHIN', PUSH THIS -BROOM
^ UNDERSTAND, I WOULDN'T
SUFFER THIS HUMILIATION IF
THERE WASN'T SOMETHING
IN VOUR HUMBLE ESTABLISH
MENT I PEARLY DESIRE/
VVELL, DEPENDS.
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DEARLV DESIRE?
by Clark S. Haas
A book-agent rang the front door
bell, and smiled when the middle-
aged lady of the house appeared.
“Can I see the lady of the house?”
“Well, yes, you can, unless your
eyesight’s bad,” she snapped bel
ligerently.
“Oh, beg pardon, madam! Are
you the lady of the house?”
“Yes, I am. Who did you take
me for? Did you think I was the
gentleman of the house, or the next
door neighbor, or the cat, or the
dumb-waiter?”
“I didn’t know, madam, but you
might be the youngest daughter.”
“Oh, did you? WelL that was
natural, too,” she replied with a
smile. “What can I do for you,
sir?”
SOMETHING IN COMMON
Little Willie: “Mom, you said
the baby has your eyes and Dad
dy’s nose didn’t you?”
Mother: “Yes. darling.”
Willie: “Well, you’d better watch
him, he has grandpa’s teeth now.”
Keep Oat
Husband: "Why did you wallop
me last night?”
Willie: “Well, you’d better watch
self, and I don’t allow strangers in
the house.”
MUTT AND JEFF
nr
By Bud Fisher
Good Neighbor Policy
Little boy from next door, calling
on neighbor: “If the little boy next
door ever bothers you practicing on
the piano, you might try complain
ing to my mother.”
Common Property
Betty showed up with a new en
gagement ring. All the girls ad
mired it and three of the girls
recognized it.
It’s a Tough Life
A girl has gotten divorced so
many times she doesn’t know where
her next heel is coming from.
Business Discussion
“You can’t sit on Daddy’s knee
tonight—he’s had a busy day at the
office.”
Helping Father
“I prevented a serious auto
mobile accident to-day.”
“Really?”
"Our chauffeur said that if I
didn't kiss him he’d run the car
off the road, so I must have saved
Father at least a thousand dol
lars.”
Take Your Choice
JITTER
By Arthur Pointer
WYLDE AND WOOLY By Bert Thomas
Patient: “What! Three dollars
for pulling a tooth? You certainly
earn your money quickly.”
Dentist: “Oh, if you prefer, I
can do it very slowly.”
REMINDER
Robinson: “Who was that man
you just raised your hat to?”
Green: “That? Oh, that was my
barber. He sold me a bottle of hair
restorer a month ago, and whenever
I meet him I let him see what a
frr.ud he is.”
NICE TIMING
“I’m through with that girL
I’ll never take her out again."
“Why, what’s the trouble?”
“She asked me if I could
dance.”
“And what’s wrong with
that?”
"We were dancing when she
asked.’’
Mixup
The two doctors found their new
patient in a strong perspiration,
and both put their hands undei
the bed covers in order to feel his
pulse, but, by accident, got bole
of each other’s hand.
“Nothing serious,” said one doc
tor.
“He’s probably drunk,” said the
other doctor.
The Joker
They laughed when I sat down
to play—the cards were marked
Accidents Among Leading
Causes of Death in U. S.
CHICAGO.—Are accidents now
the leading cause of death in
America?
In a sense—yes. Accidents take
a greater toll of productive years
than any one natural cause of
death, according to a study by the
American Medical Association.
More actual deaths still are
caused by heart disease, cancer
and cerebral hemorrhage. But the
report points out that such deaths
usually befall older persons after
their working lifetimes are ended.
In the usual working age span
of 20 to 65, accidents claimed 1.75
million work years: heart disease,
1.5 million; pneumonia, one
million; and cancer, one million,
forty thousand.
What to give? What to give? If
that question has you running
a.’ound in circles this Christmas,
here’s a smart suggestion. Make a
list of your friends who enjoy
smoking. Then take the list into
your neighborhood dealer. He has
a well-stocked array of gay gift
cartons of Camel cigarettes—yes.
mild flavorful Camels that bring
pleasure with every puff. And for
the pipe smoker or the man who
likes to roll his own. your dealer
will show you pound tins of Prince
Albert Smoking Tobacco—the Na
tional Joy Smoke. Both these popu
lar gifts come all dressed up in
special, colorful Christmas wrap
pings. You don’t even have to fuss
with a personal ^rueting card—it’s
built right into the package for
your easy-writing convenience.
You’ll be good to your friends and
kind to your budget if you send
them Camels and Prince Albert!
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Don’t let “Cold Demons” make
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Fast, safe Mentholatum helpu
lessen congestion. Its vapors
soothe inflamed passages, ease
coughing spasms. For head
colds, too ... makes breathing
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Quick Relic/' with MENTHOLATUM
Heovenly home-style HOT ROILS.
Gammon Buns,
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Make them tonight and serve
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hot right out of your own oven!
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MYSTERY MALLOW CAKE
Quich-mctbod recipe
No creaming I No egg-beating I
Mixing time 3 minutes)
81ft together into a large bowl:
2 cups sifted enks flour 1 tsp. salt
Ktsp. soda IVi cups sugar
Add:
Vi cup Snowdrift (Emulscrized—quick-blending)
Ik cup milk
Mix enough te dampen flour. Beat 2 minutes. If
by hand, count beating time only. With electric
mixer, use “low speed”; scrape bowl often;
scrape beaters after 2 minutes.
Add:
Ik cup milk 3 squares unsweetened
1 tsp. vanilla chocolate, melted
2 eggs and cooled
Beat 1 minute for Snowdrift-smooth batter.Tum
Into 2 greased 8' layer pans, lined with plain
paper. Bake in moderate oven (375* F.) about
25 minutes. Cool and frost with—
MYSTERY MALLOW ICING: Combine 2 egg whites, I’A
cups sugar, % tsp. salt, 14 tsp. cream of tartar
and hi cup water In top of double boiler over
boiling water. Beat with rotary beater 7 minutes,
or until icing peaks. Add 1 tip. vanilla. Spread
between layers. “Spike” 8 marshmallow halves
on top with toothpicks, leaving enough toothpick
exposed to remove easily. Then frost all over. Re
move toothpicks. Melt 1 square chocolate with %
teaspoon Snowdrift and drip over top.
Kj taste this new Mystery Mallow Cake. So rich
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and easy to make with Emulsorized Snowdrift
All ingredients mixed in the same bowl in just
3 minutes. No creaming! No egg-beating! Only
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