The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, September 30, 1949, Image 9
THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY, S. C.
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In every Bantu language there
Is a word to describe the action of
a man who. owning a considerable
herd of cattle, plants them out
among his poorer relatives and
neighbors so that he will not
appear too prosperous. Everybody
knows that they are his, and just
how many he has, but he must
avoid any appearance of ostenta
tion. Similarly, it is not considered
advisable to own too good a house
or lands that are too well culti
vated. Feftr of exciting the envy
of the chief is ■one of the motives
that govern this attitude of mind,
which always has been a powerful
brake to the progress of Bantu
agriculture in South Africa.
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TAKE A LOOK
AT YOUR INSIDES
NOSE
MOUTH
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SMALL V V?
INTESTINE
Study the above drawing for
a few minutes. Notice particu
larly how the bile flows from
the liver into and out of the
gall-bladder and thence into
the small intestine where it
mixes with the partly digested
food just below the stomach.
Lile is a necessary adjunct to
proper digestion. Its absence
from the intestines inevitably
causes putrefaction and, fer
mentation.
NATURE’S DANGER
SIGNALS
When your stomach, liver,
and gall bladder have been
upset by improper eating or
drinking, or when they are not
working well because retained
and putrefying food matter in
your intestines is poisoning
your entire body, your bile
stops flowing freely and you,
sooner or later, begin to feel
some of the following symp
toms:
Your breath may become
unpleasant (halitosis), your
tongue coated, a bad taste in
your mouth, your coffee (and
tobacco) lose their natural
flavor, your food does not agree
with you; you may have head
ache, heartburn, gas and dizzy
spells, you may be troubled
with belching; at night the
gas in your bowels may press
upon your bladder making you
get up frequently, thus break
ing into your sleep.
In the morning you are tired
instead of refreshed. Gradually
your health is impaired: you
have constipation, gas, putre
faction and self-poisoning
(“intestinal toxaemia” or
"acute gastritis” as many doc
tors call it).
HOW TO GET RELIEF
You can relieve this condi
tion, usually overnight, by
taking Calotabs at bedtime and
drinking water freely next day.
Calotabs are a thoroughly
dependable laxative designed
to effectively relieve symp
toms of biliousness and acute
gastritis due to constipation
or faulty digestion, and to
promote the flow of bile
through the intestines.
Calotabs are pleasant to take
(sugar coated), prompt and ef
fective. Try them and see. Fol
low label directions. At your
druggists’.
Demand the
original Calo
tabs in the|
distinctive
checker-board
box. Accept
no substitute.
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and other impurities from the life-giving
blood.
You may suffer nagging backache,
headache, disxiness, getting up nights,
leg pains* swelling—feel constantly
tired, nervous, all worn out. Other signs
of kidney or bladder disorder are some-
dries burning, scanty or too frequent
m .nation.
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FORGOT TO EAT AN APPLE YESTERDAY, DOC/
MUTT AND JEFF
I TIED THIS
STRING ON MY
FINGER SO I
WOULDN’T FORGET
SOMETHING/
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OH, NOW
REMEMBER-
I TIED IT
THERE SO I
WOULDN'T
FORGET To
MAIL A
LETTER/
“COULDN'T WE JUST POT UP A
TELEVISION AERIAL, POP SO IT'UP
look like V/YE had A set/"
By Bud Fisher
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WHY DON'T
YOU WRITE
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By Arthur Pointer
SUNNYSIDE
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BIKES/ BET I KIN / UA/ THAT'S A
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CORNER AND rf CAN PEDAL BACK-
OUT FLEE-BAG
by Clark S. Haas
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ON ONE SIDE. AN* - /—
By Charles Kuhn
JEST
JESTIN
Just Wanted To Know
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A rather smallish man was
hailed into court charged with
picking a man’s pocket. The com
plainant was very near-sighted and
didn’t seem very sure of his facts.
He couldn't positively identify the
other man as the one who stole his
watch.
The fudge, faced with the lack
of evidence, was forced to dis
charge the alleged pickpocket.
When the man stood there, as if
he didn’t comprehend the meaning
of the justice’s words, the judge
repeated the words which dis
missed him. ,
"All right,” he said, "you’re free
to go. You may leave. You are
judged not guilty. Go on.”
The man still wasn’t sure. "Does
that mean,” he asked, “that I can
keep the watch?”
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Dentist’s wife—“Have you been
able to collect that bill Mr. Jones
has owed you for so long?"
Dentist—“No, dam it. I met the
guy on the street yesterday and he
had the nerve to snap at me with
the teeth I made for him.”
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rorsl enjoy'ml
First Choice
A prospective father had become
so keyed up with the waiting that
he staged a premature celebration.
He managed to break away from
his drinking companions soon after
midnight and headed for home. He
was helped through the door by the
nurse.
“Is my son here yet?" he de
manded, and without waiting for
a reply, continued, “Oh, he must
be. Show him to me, will you,
please?”
The nurse, without a word,
pulled back some covers and re
vealed triplets. He blinked his eyes
several times, counted them again
to make sure it wasn't the alcohol
multiplying for him, then seemed
to brighten all of a sudden.
“I’ll keep the one In the middle,"
he announced.
Somewhat Tongher
In the heat of an argument with
a judge, a young lawyer lost a
little of his temper. The judge was
not one to brook any insolence
from young whippersnappers, so
he pounded his gavel and said
sternly, “I fine you ten dollars for
contempt of court.”
Hardly were the words out of his
mouth when the lawyer piped up,
"Yes, Your Honor, I was sort ol
expecting that. I have the money
right here in my vest pocket.”
“Well,” continued the judge,
‘Took through your other pockets
and see if you can dig up the rest
of the sentence—thirty days in
jaiL”
Never Fails
Bored—“Why do you call Mark
a small-talk expert?”
Boreder—“If there’s nothing to
say, he’ll say It.’’
No Consolation
LA.
The young swain climbed into a
field to gather some flowers for
his girl friend and sighting a bull
in the same pasture, called to a
nearby farmer, “Hey, mister, is
this bull over here safe?"
"Well, sonny,” drawled the
farmer, “I don’t know for sure,
but I can tell you he's a dern sight
safer’n you are.”
JUST TO BE SURE
Farmer’s wife: "This
druggist?”
"Yes, ma’am.”
“Well, be sure and write plain
on them labels which is for the
horse and which is for my hus
band. I don’t want nothin’ to
happen to that horse before
spring plowin’.”