The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, July 22, 1949, Image 7
TIIE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY. S. C.
at is a contralto?”
Asked a young fan of Bing;
A low form of mnsic
That only women sing.”
Pauline Saltzman, Mich.
A HUSBAND is a peculiar
sort of person who thinks he’s
Justified in throwing a fit when
ever- he telephones his wife and
finds she’s not at home.
'Back Yard Beach"
With Barge Sandbox
Might Have Been Highest
If Aconagua hadn’t “blown its
top,” its name might be far more
famous than it is today. This
Argentine mountain might have
been renowned as the world’s
highest peak. According to World
Book encyclopedia, Aconagua,
highest mountain in the western
hemisphere, erupted many cen
turies ago with such force that it
totally destroyed its summit and
all signs of its volcanic crater.
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MARTY LINKS
tTERE’S an easy to build sand-
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of tiny tots and small fry. It’s a
barge boat that can be used as a
wading pool. Its simple construc
tion eliminates the need for any
thing more than a hammer and
saw. Complete, step-by-step direc
tions and full size patterns insure
building in a minimum of time.
Painting guides are also printed
full size on the pattern. These can
be traced directly on the finished
boat and painted with the colors
suggested in the pattern. All lum
ber needed is stock size and can
be obtained at lumber yards
everywhere.
Send 35c for Barge Boat Pattern No. 77
to Easi-Bild Pattern Company, Dept. W,
Pleasantvilie. N.Y.
BOBBY
SOX
•Av.v.v.y.
•THE THING ABOUT JOAN IS YOU
CAN'T TRUST HER I TOLP
HER A SECRET LAST WEEK
AMO SHE HASN'T TOLD
TO A SOUL/*
"YOU'RE SO DUMB, IP BRAINS
WERE DYNAMITE, AND SOME
BODY TOUCHED A MATCH TO
YOUR HEAD, IT
WOULDN'T EVEN
TILT YOUR HAT/'
JEHHY
AND
BENNY
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ROLAND COE
* 1 don't see why she comes to the
BEACH. ALL SHE EVER DOES IS SWIM. 1
"MAYBE THIS WILL FIX HIM UP. MY
* MOTHER SAYS IT'S SUPPOSED TO
BE GOOD FOR WRINKLES/*
MUTT AND JEFF
By Bud Fisher
TICKETS/
I!WHERE ARE VCAN'T YOU
VOU GOING,) READ ?- -/
SIR? r? I GAVE
YOU MY
TICKET/
ILL BET
HE
ASKED
THEM TO
PAVHIM
ADVANCE 1
JITTER
By Arthur Pointer
KEEP ON SQUIRTING TILL VOU
WASH AWAY THOSE MUDBALLS
YOU THREW AT
17 3 -
AN
r PUT THE AWNING
DOWN ..SUN S PRI
HOT/
SUNNYSIDE
by Clark S. Haas
* REACH, Mg PEE
’ THIS IS A
r STICKUP !! r ALONG
GIMME SOME OE
JEUV8EANS. AND
PENNV SUCKERS.
AND SOME OF
DON'T CALL'
THE SHERIFF 'TIL
t GET OUTTA
TOWN, SEE '
SOME BANDIT/
CORRECT
CHANGE
GRANDMA
By Charles Kuhn
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ECONOMIST
Cutwork Flowers Are Beautiful
Prize-Winning Pineapple Doily
Gentle Hint
She wa* an old-fashioned girl and
insisted that he ask her father for
her hand before she woi^ld consent
to marry him. He boldly ventured
into the lion’s den and told her
father rather bluntly that he wanted
to marry Kathleen.
"Well, well," said papa, shifting
his weight slightly in his chair,
“and what do you do for a living,
young man?”
“I’m an actor, sir,” he replied
proudly.
Her father shifted his entire
weight to the balls of his feet as
he suggested emphatically, “Then
hurry up and get out before the
foot lights.”
Barber—And how would you like
your hair cut, sir?
Customer—Off.
Barber—Yes, I know; but what
style?
Customer—First, tell me your
prices.
Barber—Haircut is 75 cents,
shave 35 cents.
Customer—Then just shave my
hair off.
Forgetful
“Are you sure your husband still
ipves you?” asked the wife’s
mother.
“Of course, mother,” she an
swered. “When he’s sleeping he’s
always calling me pet names. You
know, naturally, that he’s absent-
minded, so he doesn’t always call
me by my right name.”
“Well, I’m not so sure that that
is understandable.’
"He did make a peculiar remark,
though, the other day when I kissed
him on his bald spot.”
“What did he say?”
“He said, ‘Stop fooling around.
Bunny, I want to dictate a letter.’ ”
“Fare” Enough
A passenger boarded a crowded
bus and handed the driver a $5 bill,
saying apologetically: “I’m afraid
I haven’t a nickel.”
“Don’t worry,” the driver as
sured him grimly, “in a minute
you’ll have 99.”
WHO TOOK IT?
Red decided he would try out
for the high school baseball team.
He hadn’t played too much base
ball before entering high school,
so he discovered he was a little
awkward with the bat. It seemed
top-heavy and while he was study
ing the situation, the coach came
over and tried to correct the fault.
"Now, look,” the coach said, tak
ing the bat and attempting to show
the proper way to hold it, “where
is the balance of the bat?”
Red looked all around on the
ground and said, “Gee, I didn’t
think there was any more to it.”
NO MELODY
The boarder came down the
stairs yawning so much it looked
as if he might have asthma.
“Good morning,” said the
landlady brightly.
“Good morning," he answered
not so brightly.
“What’s the matter, didn’t
you sleep well last night?”
“No, I’m afraid I didn’t. Your
cat kept me awake all night.”
“Oh,” she said with defiance,
“I suppose you think I ought to
have the poor thing killed.’’
“No, no,” he hastily assured
her, “but would you mind very
much having it tuned?”
5523
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Dress Cp* Bedroom
L OVELY outwork linens to dress-
up your bedroom. This jonquil
and narcissus design on pillow
cases or towels will make perfect
wedding gifts. Use white or soft
pastel embroidery floss.
Pattern No. 5523 consists of I hot-iron
transfers, stitch iUustrations, material
requirements and finishing directions.
Send 20 cents in coins. Your name,
address and pattern number.
5961
Bound to Win
B OUND to win first prize at the
Fair thi.i summer is this hand
some doily! T t measures 23 inches
starting with a chrysanthemum
center and ending with pretty
pineapple border.
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Pattern No. 5068 consists of complete
■" ifrsr
crocheting instructions,
tions, material
stitch illust
requirements and finishing
directions.
Send 20 cents in coins, your oam*
address and pattern number.
SEWING CIRCLE NEEDLEWORK
530 Sooth Wells 8t. Chicago 7. 111.
Enclose 20 cents for pattern.
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