The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, April 22, 1949, Image 7
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“Maine men seldom betray their
emotions, deep as their feelings may
be,” remarked an old newspaper
man while sipping a mint julep in
the lounge of the National Press
club in Washington.
“One day, a few years ago, I was
headed out to sea op a sloop and
passed an inbound schooner.
“My captain took his pipe out of
his mouth long enough to say to
the young man at the schooner
wheel How d’ye do?’
“And the youngster responded:
‘Nicely,’ and each boat held to ita
course.
“After an interval the captain
turned to me and observed: ’She’s
been in southern waters. That’s
my son. Ain’t seen him for nigh on
to two years’.”
FAIR COMMENT
“Hop- did you lose your job with
the Swank Dress Shoppe?” a girl
asked a friend.
“Just for something I said,” was
the reply. “After I’d tried thirty
dresses on a woman, she said. T
think |’d look nicer in something
flowing!' I asked her why she
didn’t jump in the river.”
. Smoked Dp
In the club a group of men were
sitting, one of them an actor who
had recently scored a great success.
He had knocked around the stage
for years and years without getting
anywhere when the big break fin
ally arrived. And, as a result, his
head had grown to abnormal pro
portions.
“I’m terrific,” he assured them
seriously. “The entire nation is con
scious of me now. Why, a tobacco
concern had me down this after
noon and named a cigar after me.”
“Wonderful!” yawned one of the
group. “And for their sake, I cer
tainly hope it will draw better than
vou did for some years!”
Too Late
Full of zeal, the amateur drama
tic company was doing its best—but
that wasn’t good enough. The audi
ence got colder and colder.
At last the heroine, fat, forty, and
not so fair, advanced to footlights.
“Oh, why was I born?” she ex
claimed.
‘That can’t be helped now,” came
a retort from the gallery; “get on
with the play!”
FAST THINKING
The workers in a large office de
cided to petition the boss for a rise
in pay. A list of signatures was duly
obtained, and a particularly bright
youth chosen to present it Going
into the manager’s office, he placed
the petition on his table and in a
brusque manner said:
“We want more money!”
The manager looked at him hard
for a moment, then he tersely re
plied:
“So do II”
The petitioner was not to be out
done. Quick as a flash he retorted:
“Then add your name to the list
on that paper.”
TIME TO PAT DP
A stout woman, wedded into
a crowded streetcar, had dif-
ficnlty getting her fare out of
the pocket of her tightly but
toned jacket. “Madam,” said
the man next to her, during her
fruitless struggles, “let me pay
your fare.”
She indignantly protested.
“Please let me pay your fare,”
he persisted. “Toy have already
unbuttoned my suspenders three
times trying to get into your
pocket.”
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Brain Outlasts Brawn
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the age of 24; this physical peak
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to weaken, that the mind attain*
the summit of development.
Mental maturity is not reached
until the age of 40, and it increases
slowly until 60; a normal person
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