Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY, S. C 'ALVIN HAS EV£(?y DEfAlL OF HIS FUTUP£ MAPP6P OUT— HE'S OOHNA /VWRPy ME/' By Margarita MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher REG’LAR FELLERS By Gene Byrnes NATCHfcRLY WS . , , BUY TH' .STOCK. // AN YOU WITH <3NB. M€- YOUR, 1 HAFP INT'fcesr HAFP POUARy/ IN MY OWN BUSINESS ? I WHAT . . K Nt9MfJ »= / ,^2ZCe» JITTER By Arthur Pointer SUNNYSIDE by Clark S. Haas By Len Kleis GRANDMA TH* NEW LAWYER JUST PUT UP HIS SHINGLE — I USED T* KNOW HIM WHEN HE WAS A WEE LITTLE FELLEP I HOPE HE DOES WELL/// WONDER IF THERE ISN*T SOMEBODY AROUND TOWN I COULD SUE FOR SOME THING OR OTHER- By Charles Kuhn JEST JESTIN Going, Going, Gone A COMMERCIAL, traveller en tered the shop of a grocer named March and said: “March, on the 1st of April the price of tea is going up.” “ I’m sorry to hear that,” replied March. A few days later a wholesale salesman came in and said: “ March, on the 1st of April the price of sugar is going up.” “ I’m sorry to hear that,” said March. Later on the landlord came in and said: “March, on the 1st of April I must put the rent up.” “ I’m sorry to hear that,” said March. Then he put . up this sign in his window: " The first of April will be the end of March.” ABOUT TIME Art student: “You’re the first model I’ve kissed.^ Model: “Really? How many have you had?” Art student: “Four—an •'apple, an orange, a vase of flowers, and you.” Breaking It Gently The little wife, after giving her husband a good dinner, snuggled up to him and whispered: “Darling, I have news for you. Soon there will be a third in our little home." His face lit up with joy. ‘You mean ?” he faltered. "Yes, dear,” she continued. “Mother is coming to live with us.” Never Fails Summer Boarder—What’s mak ing all that noise? Surely you are not running a threshing machine at this time of the year. The Farmer—No, the boys are figuring up the profits from our boarders on our new rapid calcu lating machine. OUCH! The student of ancient history was telling his friends a few inter esting facts. “There is a case,” said he, “where a Roman engraved a curse on a slab of stone and sent it to an enemy—” "Sent him a very stiff letter, eh?’* interrupted a wag. Turn About A grocer had difficulty with a doctor who was backward in pay ing his bills, so he put the matter in the hands of a collector. The man returned looking worried. “What’s the matter?” asked the grocer. "What did the doctor say?” “Well,” replied the collector, “he said I wasn’t looking well, exam ined my tongue, and advised me to remain indoors for a few weeks.” No Change Watson returned to his native town after some years abroad. “Has Watson changed much to the years he has been away?" asked one who had heard of his return, but had not yet seen him. "No,” said the man addressed, “but he thinks he has." “In what way?” “Oh, he persists to talking about what a fool he used to be!” TOO SOON A loud and objectionable bore had been talking for hows about himself and his achievements. "I’m a self-made man, that’s what I am—a self-made man,” he said. ’’You knocked off work too soon,” came a quiet voice from the corner. SEWING CIRCLE PATTERNS iAJelf ^Jaiiored (J3utton Zdronler f-^lay ^JocjS j^or J3rot[cr, lister Yoked Shirtwaist pO'EAT, versatile, flattering—a yoked shirtwaist dress that’s tailored to perfection. Huge patch pockets are optional, a narrow belt ties softly in front. Easy to wear, easy to care for. * * * Pattern No. 8400 is for sizes 14, 16, 18, 20; 40, 42 and 44. Size 16. 4 yards of 39- inch. These Are Fun to. Make CTURDY play togs for the sand ^ box crowd that are such fun to make. Flower trimmed dress with matching panties for sister; easy to make sunsuit is for a boy or girl. Pattern No. 8141 comes in sizes 2, 3. 4, 5. 6, 8 and 10 years. Size 3, dress, 1 Va yards of 39-inch; overalls, 1 5 /b yards; short overalls, 1 yard; panties, % yard. To prevent breaking a glhss or jar when pouring in hot liquids, put a silver knife or spoon in it. —•— Instead of sewing shoulder pads into your dresses, attach them with snaps. Sew top half of two snaps into shoulder seams, attaching lower portions to pads —at laundry or dry cleaning time, just unsnap the pads. —•— Melted paraffin poured in the bottom and aiound the sides of garbage pails helps prevent their rusting. —•— Clothing specialists claim that bleaching is more likely to dis color nylon fabric than to im prove the whiteness of the ma terial. —•— To avoid the greasy odor of roasting meat, sprinkle cinnamon on stove and in oven, and your house will smell like cookies baking. —•— Mild grease stains can be re moved from wallpaper by fuller’s earth or a rug-cleaning powder moistened with dry-cleaning fluid. Spread the paste on the spotted surface; allow paste to dry, then remove with a clean, soft cloth. If ring is visible after the powder has been removed, apply a mixture of powder and water; let dry and wipe off—ring should be eliminated. The Spring and Summer FASHION is a complete and dependable guide in plan ning a smart summer wardrobe. Free pat tern printed inside the book. 25 cents. SEWING IflRCLR PATTERN DEPT. 530 South Wells St. Chicago 7, 111. Enclose 25 cents In coins for each pattern desired. Pattern No Size N >j y s pH Rather Wet First Farmer — It rained so much the past week I can’t walk across a field anywhere on my farm without miring up to my knees. • . Second Farmer—That’s nothing. It’s so wet on my farm the sun had , to go in . low gear to get across! New Angle “I got my start in life through picking up a pin in the street,” said the Wealthy man. “I was re fused employment by a mer chant, and on my way out I saw a pin. I—” “Yes, I know,” said the young man he was addressing, “you picked it up; the merchant was impressed by your carefulness, called you back, and made you head of the firm. I have heard of that boy so often.” “No,” replied the successful one with a smile. “I saw the pin, picked it up, and sold it. It was a diamond one.” StJoseph IS ASPIRIN AT ITS BEST 4Pfc/Ai Pop home popp/pc mwavfront* AttoctttSPf BACK ACHE TORTURE? SORETONE Liniment’s Heating Pad Action Gives Quick Relief! For fast, gentle relief of ache* from back strata^ muscle strain, lumbago pain, due to fatigue. e*» ; posure. use the liniment specially made to soothe i such symptoms. > Soretone Liniment has scientific rubefadenC i ingredients that act like glowing warmth from a heating pad. Helps attract fresh surface blood lo superficial pain area. Soretone is different! Nothing dse “just Ilka it.'* Quick, satisfying results must be yours or money back. 50c. Economy size $1.00. Try Soretone for Athlete’s Foot. Kills all 5 types of common fungi—on contactl SKIN DISEASE! Persons suffering from a rash or itch in any stage am requested to write us regarding our scientific method ’ of relief. McCUNTOCK ECKERT PRODUCT*. Box S42S - Motropolitaa SUttoo. Los Augolos SS. Cafe MILLIONS OF USERS MUST BE RIGHT! • Kills by contact and hy fumes • Can be used with other BLACK LEAF 40 Kills aphids and similar sucking insects. Per mits f ull developmentof healthy foliage and top- quality fruits and vege tables. Leaves no harm ful residue. Btandard sprays. - Spares beneficial • V insects. i T ASK YOUR r f9 DtALtR STEARNS ELECTRIC BRAND RAT & ROACH PASTE w Ms BOTH! KINDS of! USED 71 YEARS I AT DRUGGISTS OTH 'RATS fEARS GISTS QTfifrf erg? Get Lane’s Pills with their oIL/tVIOU. wonderfully compounded drugs. Cleans the intestines the easy way. S^VELOPI ANY SIZE <6 mt «) fXF. 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