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SAVING GREGORY FOR A RAINY PAY/*
LITTLE REGGIE
MUTT AND JEFF
By Bud Fisher
REG’LAR FELLERS
By Gene Byrne*
JITTER
By Arthur Pointer
IT
SUNNYSIDE
THAI SURE WAS
A SWEU MOVIE
WE JUST SAW/
HE SURE WAS
A GOOD
DETECTIVE/
by Clark S. Haas
VIRGIL
By Len Kleis
GRANDMA
RECKON I’D BETTER GET'EM
RIGHT NOW, BEFORE MY
MONEY SLIPS THROUGH MY
FINGERS- f
WONDER WHAT IT
WOULD BE LIKE T’
OWN A NICE, NEW
DOLL, GRACIE
T
By Charles Kuhn
DUNNO.
( NEVER
HAD A
REAL ONE
THANKS,
GRANDMA'/
HECK, IT'D BE A
SHAME T* HIDE
TH’ NICE VIEW
OUT O' MY WINDOWS
WITH CURTAINS,
1 ANYWAY!
Reason Enough
SEWING CIRCLE PAHERNS
* LTHOUGH as big and as strong
as the policeman who 4iad ar- i
rested him, the man with the close- i
cropped hair and brutal face al j
lowed himself to be marched to
wards the police-station.
There had been the usual crowd
in anticipation of a scrap, but it had
drifted away wjien they saw there
was nothing doing. Even the po
liceman admitted it was the tamest
arrest he had made for many
day.
“It isn’t like you to go so quietly,
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he remarked “What's taken all the
ginger out of you?"
The prisoner sighed.
“I’ve got my best clothes on.
JUST WANTED TO KNOW
One night at a theatre a man who
brd dined rather too well stood
up in his seat in the middle of the
play and cried: “Is there a doctor
in the house?”
The actors faltered slightly, but
the play went bravely on.
A moment later, the same man,
still standing, repeated his ques
tion.
At this second call another man
rose and said "Yes, I’m a doc
tor,” whereupon the other nearly
finished off the performance by
asking in a tone of great good na
ture:—
“How do you like the show. Doc?”
Action, Please
Annoyed with the progress of a
certain scene, Movie Director Greg
ory Ratoff jumped out of his Seat
and threw his hat violently to the
ground.
“Get me some ballet dancers!”
he roared.
“Ballet dancers?” repeated the
bewildered script girl. "The script
doesn’t call for any ballet dancers.”
“I know,” thundered the angry
Ratoff, “but I’m going to have
someone on his toes around here!”
POOR THING
Bill: “Why so melancholy, old
man?”
John: “My girl gave me my
ring back last night.”
Bill: “Well, buck up, there
are others.”
John: “Yes, of course, but
somehow I can't help feeling
sorry for the poor girl.”
That Did It
A rookie was hdme on ftrlough.
“What did you have to eat?” in
quired his mother.
"Oh a little bit of everything,”
he replied vaguely.
“What do you mean by every
thing?” asked mother.
“Oh well, soup for instance,” he
answered.
Proof Enough
“It appears to me that this man
is abnormally lazy,” said the
officer. “ What is your opinion,
sergeant-major ? "
“ Well, I shouldn’t like to do* him
an injustice, sir,” was the repljt,
“ but if it required any voluntary
work on his part to digest his food
he would die from lack of nourish
ment.”
-JIouAe
d^ach interest
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Stub
What Kept Him?
The business man signed a new
fire-insurance policy and that night
his factory was burned to the
ground. The company suspected
fraud, but had no proof. The only
thing the manager could do was to
send the policy-holder the following
note: —
“Sir,—You took out an insurance
policy at 10 a. m. and your fire did
not break out until 7 p. m. Will
you kindly explain the delay?”
COULDN’T WAIT
Patient: “Since we’ve known
each other so long, doctor. Pm not
going to insult you by paying my
bill, but I’ll leave ’you a hand
some legacy in my will.”
Doctor: “That's very nice of you.
Pm sure. By the way, just let
me have that prescription again.
There’s a slight change Pd like to
make in it.”
mood. A contrastiag fabric is
used for yoke and peplum. the
keyhole neckline is accented with
a gay bow.
• • •
Slimming House Dress
A NEAT, practical house dress
•F* for the busy homemaker that’s
easily and quickly made. Waist
line darts give crisp, slimming
lines, a narrow belt ties in back.
You’ll want to have several on
hand.
Pattern No. 8422 comes in sizes 12. 14.
16. 18. 20; 40. 42 and 44. Size 14. yards
of 39-inch.
For Junior Mood
TAESIGNED to win applause
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| A General Quiz
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1. How many people go to the
movies?
2. What kind of meat is pre
ferred by Americans?
' 3. What does Tacoma mean?
4. Which of the world’s lan
guages is the most perfect?
5. What became of the man
who discovered gold in California?
6. Do fish sleep?
7. What is tripe?
8. How many kinds of trees are
there in the United States?
9. When was the lightening rod
first used?
10. What is the largest weed
known?
The Answers
1. About one-fifth of the popu-
tion of the U. S. attends the mov
ies each day.
2. Surveys have indicated that
beef is first in favor, with pork
second.
3. It is an Indian word and
means the highest or near heaven.
4. Authorities on philology
have claimed that the ancient
Greek is the most perfect lan
guage that has ever existed.
5. James W. Marshall died in
poverty, old and alone in a moun
tain cabin.
6. No. However, at times they
remain quiet in pools and streams.
7. Tripe is the stomach of any
ruminant animal, such as a cow.
8. There are about 1,125 species
in this country.
9. Benjamin Franklin set up
the first lightning rod in the world
in September, 1752.
10. Kelp, a kind of seaweed. It
sometimes attains a length of 1,500
feet.
Pattern No. 8419 Is for sizes 11, 12, 13,
14, 16 and 18. Size 12. AV* yards of 39-
inch; yoke and peplum, IVa yards.
Send an additional quarter for your copy
of the Spring and • Summer FASHION—it’s
filled with ideas for smart summer sew
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Enclose 25 cents in coins for each
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American tourists in Mexico are
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Large stores of the nuts have
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ests along the slopes of Taygetds,
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