The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, March 11, 1949, Image 7
THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY. S. C.
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"IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT YOU WEREN'T INVITED TO
EDITH'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. THAT /MOUSE YOU
TOOK TO HER LAST PARTY SCARED HER CAJ AWAY/"
"AGE 6RINGS SUCH RESPONSIBILITIES/
REMEMBER WHEN WE HAP SO FEW CARES?"
MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher
REG’LAR FELLERS By Gene Byrne*
JITTER * By Arthur Pointer
SUNNYSIDE by Clark S. Haas
VIRGIL
By Len KleU
By Charles Kuhn
I MUST O’ ROLLED ON
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li Often Happens
A DOCTOR’S telephone rang one
night, awakened him from fitful
slumber. It was one of his regular
patients, a man in a wild state of
alarm.
“My wife, doctor,” he shouted.
“It's her appendix. You’d better
come ’round and see her at once.”
The doctor sighed and told the
man to go back to bed.
“Give her some bicarbonate and
ginger ale, and I’ll look in to-mor
row,” he said. “She has’nt got ap
pendicitis.”
The husband became even wild
er, insisting that she did have ap
pendicitis.
‘■Well, she can’t have!” the doc
tor shouted. ”1 took her appendix
out three years ago, and I never
heard of anyone having two ap
pendixes.”
“Ever heard of anybody having
two wives?” the man asked,
bitterly.
GOOD REASON
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The old man fishing from the river
bank landed a pike about two feet
long, but threw it back. Later he
caught a large perch. This he also
threw back.
Five minutes later he caught a
small perch, and put it into his bag.
As he rose to go a fellow fisherman
asked him why he had thrown back
two beautiful fish and kept a small
one.
“Well,” he replied, “my frying
pan’s only nine inches wide.”
Wrong And Right
The theatrical agent's new clerk
entered the private room and said,
“There’s a lady to see you, sir.”
“Is she good-ldoking?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Show her in.”
Ten minutes later the clerk was
summoned.
“Well,’’ said the agent, gruffly,
“you’re a nice judge of beauty, I
must say.”
“Ah, but I had to be careful, sir.
For all I knew, she might have
been your wife.”
“Yes,* said the agent, acidly,
“she was.”
THAT STOPPED HER
The farmer’s wife was famous
for miles around for her sharp
tongue, but one day she had to
stop ncgging. A farm horse
kicked her so badly that she had
to go to a hospital.
During her absence there was
a ceaseless stream of callers at
the farm.
The farmer was touched.
It’s very nice of the neighbors,
especially the men, to call and
ask after the missus,” he re
marked to the maid-of-all-work.
“Aye, sir,” replied the girl, “but
most of them want to know if
you’ll sell the horse.”
\
He Asked for It
He was up before thfe orderly
officer, charged with using insulting
language to his sergeant.
“Please, sir,” he protested, “I
was only answering aiquestion.”
“What question?” snapped the
officer.
“Well, sir, the sergeant said,
‘What do you think 1 am?’ And I
told him.”
• _________
False Alarm
A saucy farm damsel was speed
ing through traffic in the city. She
soon found herself stopped by a
policeman. “Look her e,” he
growled, “where is the fire?”
“What are you worrying about,”
she countered, “you are no fire<
man.”
REASON ENOUGH
“I see you farmers raise hogs al
most exclusively here. Do you find
they pay better than corn or pota
toes?"
“Well, no, but you see, stranger,
hawgs don't evah require no
hoein’.”
SEWING CIRCLE PAHERNS
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Exciting Yoked Frock
U'XCITING, smart, wearable—a
handsome yoked frock that
cqmbines two fabrics effectively.
Narrow ruffling trims the sleeve
Food chopper won’t slip off the
table when grinding meat if you
place small pieces of sandpaper
between the clamps and the table.
—•—
If yocr blouses persist in “rid
ing up,” sew top half of snaps un
der skirt band and lower part of
snap to blouse — reinforce the
blouse where snaps are sewn.
Blouse will stay down, skirt will
stay up!
—•—
- Use long, sweeping strokes when
ironing cottons and linens — for
easier and more satisfactory results.
—•—
When storing boxes on top
shelves, attach tags to long cords
so you can read what is in them
without climbing up a chair cr lad
der—saves time and energy in lo
cating just ,the box you want.
, —•—
When airing clothes outdoors on
hangers, fold fruit jar rings over
line and slip hangers through loop
ends to help prevent clothing from
swinging down the line.
I —•—
Paint your hoe handle with 1-,
1%-, 2-, and 3-feet markings for a
handy measuring guide when you
plant your garden.
—•—
Treat linoleum around the sink
with an application of automobile
wax to prevent spotting and wa-
tersoaking.
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• • •
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• • •
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