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GREAT GRAPE GLUE
By MARY K. CHEATHAM
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Agnes was sa thrilled over her new home that she didn't realize what
a menace the grape arbor would prove to her newly-found happiness,
until it challenged her to the supreme test.
W HEN they bought the house,
Agnes hadn’t thought much
about the grape arbor. She knew it
was there, of course, but it was
spring and the tendrills were Just
beginning to green out along the
Aack walk. Now, it was summer,
• nd the vines were heavy with
purple clusters.
“Boy Isn’t that something?” said
Greg, at breakfast. “Our own vine
yard. right in our own back yard.
And if there’s one thing I like to
eat, it’s fresh, homemade grape
jelly.”
Agnes felt a twinge of misgivings,
but, even then, she failed to recog
nize the arbor for what it was—a
menace to her marriage.
“Guess I’ll have to make some,”
she answered, with just a shade of
doubt. “I’ll go out and pick the
grapes right after I get you off to
work.” «
“Fine.” beamed Greg, swallow
ing the last of his coffee. “Mom al- |
ways makes it with pure grape juice
end sugar. Better call her if you
kave any trouble.”
"Oh, I’ll manage,” answered Ag
nes, smiling with a great show of
confidence. “After all, I learned to
cook, didn't I?”
“Sure did, Hon,” agreed Greg,
reaching for his hat. “Got to run
along, now. Good luck with the
jelly.”
They exchanged their usual after
breakfast bride-and-groom kiss, and
Greg hurried out the front door.
When the breakfast dishes were
carefully cleared up, Agnes took a
dishpan and approached the arbor.
It was pleasant there. Working in
the sunshine, to the busy humming
of bees, she felt the lightness come
back into her heart After all, any
body could learn to make jelly. Dew
lay heavily upon the purple globules,
as she placed them, bunch by bunch,
in the dishpan. She breathed deep
of their winey fragrance, and smiled
in her new sense of ownership.
“Making jelly?” called her neigh- i
bor, across the back fence. “Those |
grapes always did make the best
jelly!” I
“Going to try it,” Agnes called i
back. “I’ve never made any before,
but I have a good cookbook, and I
think t can do it all right.”
"It's easy,” said the neighbor. "I
never bother with a cookbook, my
self.” T
Agnes took her grapes into the
kitchen and began washing and sort
ing them at the sink. When they
were ready, she put them into a
saucepan and crushed them slightly,
as it said in the cookbook. She
added a small amount of water and
brought them to a slow boil, letting
them cook gently until the juice had
run out. Straining the juice through
a cloth was a messy business, but
easy enough, as she remembered
having seen her mother do it at
home.
“I wonder,” she thought, "why I
didn’t pay more attention to jelly
making?”
She brought out the little glasses
and sterilized them until they were
crystal bright. In the grip of a quiv
ering excitement, she measured the
juice and sugar. Now came the
frightening part. Tensely, she
propped the cookbook within view,
while bringing the juice to a vigor
ous boil. She added the sugar and
stirred carefully until it had dis
solved. She studied the jelly test
pictures until her eyes ached. One
picture showed the jelly dripping
from the spoon in two drops, the
other, two drops running together
and leaving the spoon in one flake.
The important thing was to know
just when this took place. n
Back and forth, Agnes gazed, from
picture to spoon, from spoon to pic
ture, until both seemed to blend
into one. At this point, she thought
the mixture had neared the jellying
stage, but her eyes ached so from
their intentness, she was no longer
certain whether two drops had
really run off the spoon, or she had
just imagined it. Better cook it a
little longer, she thought, to be sure.
Slightly after the time specified, she
poured the jelly into the hot glasses.
Not until then did she relax. Her
nerves, she realized, had been
pounding like trip hammers.
As she tidied the kitchen, Agnes
gazed with pride at the glasses on
the utility cabinet Her first jelly!
It looked a trifle dark, but then
liked to twit her about her conver
sations with the girls.
“Why don’t you use commercial
pectin?” asked Lucille, when Agnes
had confided her failure. “Then
you can use the shcfrt-boil method,
and it’s practically fool-proof.”
"Because Greg’s Mom doesn’t”
Agnes answered crossly. "It’s got
to be the long-boil method or noth
ing.”
“Fiddlesticks,” concluded Lucille.
“Buy the pectin, and come to the
card club tomorrow afternoon.”
But Agnes shook her head stub
bornly. “No old grape jelly,” she
said, “is going to stand in the way
of my wedded bliss."
She went at it again the next
morning with great determination.
This time, she was careful not to
overcook the boiling mass. Jubi
lantly, she poured it into the glasses.
“There,” she thought, setting it to
“Greg!” she cried. “See If your folks would like to come over to
dinner. We’ll have crispy little biscuits, and—”
grapes were dark, naturally. She
had a good dinner waiting for Greg
when he came from work.
“I thought we might try a little
for dessert,” she suggested, bring
ing out one of the glasses.
“That’s right,” Greg recalled hap
pily. “Grape jelly!” He plunged a
spoon enthusiastically into the glass.
He pulled — hard. “Great grape
glue!” he cried,^"what have we
here?”
Afnes stared, astonished, at the
gooey blob on the spoon. Fine,
sticky threads trailed behind it from
the glass, like fronds of cotton
candy. She blinked back the tears,
just in time, and changed her ex
clamation to a laugh. If only she
had thought to try it first!
“Perhaps,” she suggested, "we
could spread it on paper to catch
flies.”
O NE of the tears spilled over the
edge of her laugh,' and Greg
caught her to him. “Never mind,”
he soothed. “It tastes good, any
how.” He kissed her, and they both
nibbled at the spoon, like two chil
dren sharing a lollypop. “When you
try it tomorrow,” he mistakenly
continued, “Mom can tell you what
you did wrong.”
Agnes pulled stiffly away, and be
gan stacking dishes. She shoved the
jelly glasses viciously out of sight,
and went around the rest of the eve
ning feeling vaguely irritated at
Greg. Ensconsed behind the eve
ning paper, he appeared not to no
tice. He even failed to notice when
Lucille called, though he usually
cool. "Just let my fine Gregory find
fault with that!”
She put on her frilliest apron, and
smiled at Greg over the dinnertable.
This time, when he plunged his
spoon into the glass, he did not have
to pull. The jelly trickled off the
spoon in a ruby stream.
Greg grinned, uncertainly. “Won
derful stuff for pancakes," he said.
With great restraint, Agnes checked
the most amazing desire to throw
something. After all, it wasn’t
Greg’s fault he had a stupid wife!
She sighed, wearily, but that eve
ning, too, had a defensive overcast.
Unmollified, she accepted the unex
pressed apology in Greg’s goodnight
kiss. “Honey,” he said, “you know
I don’t care a hoot about those old
grapes.”
The following day was hot, but
Agnes doubled her hours at the
kitchen stove. The warmer she be
came, the greater grew her resent
ment. “Why,” she asked herself,
“did we ever have to buy a house
with an old grape arbor!”
Batch after batch she cooked,
alternating between syrup and gum.
Somehow, she just couldn't get it
right. Grimly, she poured the last
sticky mess into the glasses. Not
waiting to clear the kitchen, she
marched upstairs and threw herself
across the bed.
“Only a silly bride,” she said,
“would cry over not being able to
make jelly.” Buf the tears soaked
into the pillow all the same and,
discouraged and exhausted, she fell
asleep.
She awoke with a start at Greg’s
touch on her shoulder. Late after
noon shadows lay across the floor.
She jumped up, guiltily, but Greg
pushed her gently back against the
pillows.
“I’m home early,” he said. “Re
lax, poor kid. You’re all tired out.”
“I knew you could do it,” he add
ed, and Agnes became aware, for
the first time, that he had something
in his hand. He was taking huge
bites from a piece of bread and but
ter and—yes, something else, gleam
ing in jeweled beauty upon the yel
low surface.
“That last batch,” mumbled
Greg, with his mouth full, “has
jelled.”
Agnes leaped out of bed, her face
ablaze with excitement.
“Greg!” she cried. “See if your
folks would like to come over to din
ner. We’ll have crispy little bis
cuits, and—” she reached out and
touched the quivering rubies with a
reverent finger, “Great Grape
Gluel” she breathed, rapturously,
“Jelly!”
Clay Poem Translation
A poem inscribed on clay tablets
about 1750 B. C., which tells in lofty
language of a political “congress”
held about 5,000 years ago in Erech,
a city in ancient Sumer, has been
translated by Dr. Samuel Noah
Kramer, Clark research professor
of Assyriology and curator of the
tablet collection of the University
of Pennsylvania museum. The as
sembly, according to Dr. Kramer’s
translation of the inscriptions found
on six tablets and fragments, con
vened while the hero Gilgamesh
was king of Erech to make a deci
sion on an issue of war or peace.
Sumer corresponds roughly to the
southern half of modern Iraq.
Hobo King Cautions
Youths That Freights
Are Too Tough Nov/
CHICAGO.—Jeff Davis, 66-year-
old international king of the hobos,
advised youngsters to "stay tied to
your mother’s apron strings.”
“It don’t do any good to try and
flip a freight today, anyway," he
said. “They’ve made these new
trains doggone near impossible to
ride.”
Davis said his organization, the
International Knights of the Road,
has spent most of its efforts lately
in trying to keep youngsters off the
road.
“Whenever I talk to a bunch of
kfds, I tell them to stay at home,”
he said. “I tell them to stay tied
to their mothers’ apron strings.
You know, once those strings get
broke, all the thread in the world
ain’t going to sew them together
again.
“On my last trip I hit clean out
to the coast and then hit back to
Washington where we got a lobby.
I asked the big guys at Washington
which they thought was cheaper—
to spend a little money to show kids
this country or to have them hit the
road on their own and maybe end
up in jail.”
He said he thought the kids ought
tc be sent as guests of the nation
to see the sights of the nation,
then they would be more likely to
stay at home afterward.
“It’s not encouraging to hit the
road today,” he sighed. "You can’t
ride the trains like you used to.
I’ve traveled around the world six
times and gone more than three mil
lion miles. Of all that traveling I-
only paid for about 100,000 miles.
“I’ve flipped a lot of trains in my
day,” he said, “but you can’t do it
on *hese modem trains.”
Prankster’s ‘For Sale’
Sign Gets Good Results
VALPARAISO, IND. — Some
body played a joke on Wilbur
White while he was out of town.
It started the telephone at the
Valparaiso First National bank
ringing about every five minutes.
The bank president, Paul
Nuppnau, said some one posted
a “for sale” sign on the White
home. The sign placed the sale
price at the rather low figure of
$6,500 and said details could be
obtained by dialing a certain
number.
The number was that of the
bank. The telephone rang every
five minutes for several days,
Nuppnau said.
Finally, he said he went out to
the house to erase the telephone
number and then sat back pa
tiently for White’s return. The
sign went down when the home
owner saw it.
New Yorkers Boo as Hitler’s
Car Is Unloaded at Pier
NEW YORK.—A chorus of hisses
and boos greeted a special automo
bile, built on specifications ordered
by Adolph Hitler, as it was swung
to the pier from the hold of the liner
Stockholm.
The black, 9,500-pound touring
car, capable of speeds up to 135
miles an hour, is owned by Christo
pher G. Janus of Chicago, manag
ing director of Eximport Associates,
incorporated. He says it “looks as
big as a house.”
Designed by Hitler and manufac
tured by Mercedes-Benz, the car
was given by Hitler to Field Mar
shal Mannerheim of Finland. Short
ly after the Russians entered Fin
land it was sent to Stockholm.
There Janus bought it in a barter
deal. The machine has adjustable
armor-plate and bullet-proof glass.
Janus, at the pier to receive the
car, said he would drive it to Chi
cago.
“I don't know what I am going
to do with it,” he said.
“I have been trying for 18 months
to get a car in the United States;
it took just 30 days to buy Hitler’s."
Janus declined to name the dollar
value of the ball bearings for
which the car was exchanged.
Railroaders’ English Stumps
Professors but Not Brakemen
SPRINGFIELD, ILL. — The car
toad told the head shack and the
hog head that something was wrong
on the crummy so that Annie was
delayed a few hours.
Confused? You well might be—
unless you’re a railroader.
These are just a few of the slang
phrases used by railroad men. The
sentence means: Th^ car inspector
told the brakeman and the engineer
that something was wrong on the
caboose so the Ann Rutledge train
was delayed a few hours.
Although most of the train nick
names have been replaced by num
bers, railroadmen still refer to the
“Annie” and the “Abe” instead of
the Ann Ru' ledge and Abraham
Lincoln trains running between
Springfield and St. Louis and the
“Doodlebug” traveling between
Springfield and Beardstown.
Other railroad lingo terms are:
the yardmaster, a “dinger”; the
switchmen, "snake” or "stingers,”
depending on their union affiliate;
an engine not equipped with an
automatic stoker, “armstrong”; an
engine and caboose only, “caboose
bounce,” and an attentive telegraph
operator, “dispatcher’s delight.”
International Umiorm
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By PB. KENNETH J. fOREWUt
SCRIPTURE: Isaiah S:l-7; Matthew
13:31-33. 44-46: Luke 10:25-37; 15:3-32.
DEVOTIONAL READING: Matthew
13:10-16. 51-52.
God's Story-Teller
Lesson for November 38, 1948
«4 , TpRUTH in a^tale,” it is said.
-A.
Dr. Foreman
will enter in at lowly doors.’ 1
The greatest truth of the entire
Bible does not come to us in the
shape of an essay
but of a story—the
story of Jesus.
“The gospel did
not appear on the
editorial page but
on the news pages.”
Many people can
understand essays;
millions more can
understand a story.
Jesus himself, when
he gave the world
his message, used stories to do it.
We are told that he never made a
talk to the people without using a
parable. The parables of the Bible
are simple stories, often no more
than a sentence long.
They are all alike in this:
Whatever the story may be,
there is more in it than meets
the eye. Parables were not a
form of entertainment; they
were a way of teaching.
• • •
No Cause Is Lost
S OMETIMES the teller of a para
ble would explain what he
meant, as Isaiah does with his little
song of the vineyard. Sometimes,
and most often in Jesus' case, the
meaning i? so plain that only a very
stupid person could miss it.
Matthew arranges several of
Jesus’ parables in pairs; one of
these is the twin story of the mus
tard seed and the yeast in the meal
(Matt. 13:31-33). Both mean the
same thing, and both are so obvious
that Jesus did hot think it neces
sary to explain them.
The Kingdom of Heaven—the
ideal world, the world as God
intends it to be—is a living
thing, a growing thing, some
thing at first small, almost in
visible. But it will grow; yon
cannot stop it.
So the ideal world, the Kingdom
of Heaven, (Jesus hints) is not an
artificial thing, it cannot be con
structed by blueprints. It has to
follow the course of living things.
It does not come all of a sudden,
it grows very quietly. You might not
see the seed in the grouiid, but the
farmer knows it is there.
• • «
Pearl of Great Price
S OMETIMES two or three of
Jesus’ parables are like a mu
sical theme with variations. The
twin stories of the pearl worth more
than the jeweler’s whdle collection,
and of the treasure hidden in the
field, afe very much alike, yet just
a little different in meaning.
Both tell us that the Kingdom of
God is more valuable than any
thing else on earth; indeed, it in
cludes everything else of value.
But the stories are different. One
tells of a man who was looking for
something, the other tells of a man
who was surprised by finding some
thing.
Once a Chinese gentleman be
came dissatisfied with his in
herited Confucianism, and set
out to find a better religion.
For years he shopped around,
never finding what he needed.
He left Christianity to the last,
for in his section of China only
coolies and peasants were Chris
tians. But when he began to
make friends with some real
Christians, he was overjoyed.
This was what he had been
looking for. This was the pearl
of. great price.
On the other hand, a drunken
sailor, certainly not looking for re
ligion, wandered one night into a
Salvation Army meeting. They
'could do nothing with him, but be
fore they dragged him off to the
lodging-house one of them slipped
a bit of paper into his pocket. The
next morning, cold sober, wonder
ing where he was. he put his hand
into that pocket and pulled the
paper out. On it were pencilled
three words: God loves you. It hit
him right between the eyes; and
he became a Christian. That was
the "treasure hid in the field."
* • •
How Far Will Love Go?
J ESUS’ contemporaries told para
bles too, but they have all been
forgotten. Jesus' parables are in
comparable, unforgettable, im
mortal. If Jesus had been known
for nothing else, he would have
been remembered for the four
stories of the Good Samaritan, the
Lost Sheep, the Lost Coin, the Lost
Son.
These all have much the same
point. “Lost” does not mean
hopelessly doomed. How many
persons we give up as hope
less! But God never gives up
any one. A “lost” person is one
whom God is seeking.
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ot Religious Education om bebalt oi 40
Protestant denominations. Released hy
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Joseph B. Niepce, French physi
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