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Washington Digests
President Talks—Everyone
Wants to Get in on the Act
By BAUKHAGE
News -Analyst and Comrii nlator
WASHINGTON.—The colonel was talking to the general.
It was obvious that the general was as bored as his secretary
looked, her interrupted dictation on her crossed knee, which
she uncrossed as the general’s eye wandered.
The colonel was the army's No. 1 specialist on the super-gadget
which was about to revolutionize warfare, as the colonel could (and
would, if he got a chance) tell you. The colonel knew the history of the
« gadget’s develop
ment from its
I crude semi - gis-
; mo stage when,
primitive as it
was, it caused
the entire re-or
ganization of the
tactics of the
[ knights under
Otto the great,
first King of the
Germans. He
could trace its
I evolution d o w r
through the days of delicate inter
play when it broke up the Empire
of Charlemagne, and on down to
the fall of Stalingrad.
The colonel had brought the gen
eral about up to the third Punic
war and the secretary was wig
gling. The general himself had
begun to fumble with form 2A-
3064-B29. The colonel realized that
he was rapidly losing his audience.
So he raised his voice so that file
clerks in the next office stopped
filing (their fingernails) and looked
up.
“By the way. General,” he
remarked confidentially, “Did
yen know that I’m writing the
President’s next speech? The one
he delivers to the Inter-PIane-
tary association?”
The general’s secretary perked
up . . . the general raised an eye
brow . . . the colonel smiled ...
At about the same hour, over
in the Metropolitan club, a very
dapper young man from the divi
sion of the Far, Near and Middle
East and expert in economic-ethic-
pathology, was sipping a thin
scotch-and-soda which his chief
had just ordered. His chief was
bored.
"By the way. Chief,” he srfid in
a whisper so loud that even the
waiters stopped looking respectful
and listened: “I’m writing the
President's next speech at the Inter
planetary association’s confer
ence." v
In four other places, four other
young experts were telling their
bosses the same thing. All were
perfectly honest, all were believed,
and in 20 minutes or so, stenog
raphers, clerks, messengers, wait
ers and cab drivers were pointing
out "the guy who writes the Presi
dent’s speeches.”
All this has been going on, I
■oppose, in world capitals since
before somebody else thought he
had codified the code of Ham
murabi.
What really happens is this:
The President calls in one of his
more literary secretaries—all of
them are literate, but not all liter
ary (some—those whose duties are
conversing with politicians, don’t
have to be too literate). The Presi
dent says to the literary one:
“Bill, in this speech I have to
write for the Inter-Planetary con
ference, I’m going to mention the
super-gadget, and I want to touch
on the current economic and social
situation in Beluria, also there are
some erosion statistics I need, and
some data on the problems which
arose as a result of the Whiskey
Rebellion.”
“Okeh, Chief," says the liter
ary secretary, and on his way
back to his office, he begins
classifying, according to depart
ments, the people he thinks may
have the facts or the people who
will know who knows somebody
who has the facts. He either
phones or dictates a brief memo
to these people, requesting not
more than one page from each
on the subjects Indicated.
Highly-pleased young and old
men, on receipt of the memo or
phone call, begin leafing through
their research libraries and dic
tating to their secretaries. In two
days, a number of large packages
are delivered to the White House
via special messengers. The liter
ary secretary curses and sets to
work boiling down a 24-page thesis
on the progression of tau-mute
from the Sanskrit et elia to a sen
tence and a half which he has his
stenographer type into the rough
draft of the speech which the
President has dictated and sent
to him for the purpose.
Franklin Roosevelt became an
gered because columnists persisted
in “revealing” which confidential
adviser wrote the last speech he
delivered, whatever it was, that he
once showed us the actual draft of
a speech he had dictated and writ
ten, and re-written as was his
custom. In fact, the last-minute
revising of Roosevelt’s interlined
manuscripts often went on while
newshounds growled in the outer
office and mimeographers stood by
to handle the finally-okayed sheets
In “takes.”
President Truman got a little
peeved recently over the same
line of columnar chatter and be
gan to “let it be known” that he
could write himself. Of course,
all presidents get advice, counsel,
assistance and inspiration from
many men of many minds. Of
course, there are humanitarians
and grammarians, stylists and
Carlyle-ists, lexicographers and
geographers, economists and
agronomists, Russians, Prussians
and Persians upon whom he can
call if the need arises.
And somehow or other, each and
all, if they but contribute one,jot
or tittle to the sacred paper, think
they wrote the whole—or at least
the stenographer who had to take
down all the stuff hopefully offered
for possible presidential use thinks
so, and tells her friends about it—
confidentially.
The problem of presidential
speeches is much to the fore these
days for this reason: President
Truman and his advisers, despite
the rebel yells, the wails of the
defeatists, the triumphant roar ol
the elephant and the ominous hoof-
beats of the polls as they Gallup
downhill, still believe he has a
fighting chance to return in Novem
ber to the White House, and he
intends to fight for It.
The President is going on a
speaking tour of the West — of
course, it isn’t a campaign, that
would be undignified and immodest
before the convention has asked.
He will speak under no “political
sponsorship.” But he will speak and
he is going to ad lib, as we say in
the trade. Even if we hadn't had
our ears conditioned for 12 long
years by the golden voice that
breathed over the firesides, the un-
oratorical oratory of Harry Truman
when he reads a speech, be it ever
so humble, never would be mis
taken for the vox humana or the
angels’ chorus.
But when Harry Truman gets np
and talks, he’s very human, very
sensible, and not altogether un
persuasive. So from now on, he’s
going to speak extemporaneously,
no matter how much preparation
it takes.
He showed what he could do with
out notes or manuscript (and with
out learning by rote) when he
addressed the newspaper publish
ers and the Gridiron club in April,
and again in May when he talked
off-the-cuff to the national confer
ence on family life in Washington.
And since such speeches aren't
written, nobody can say he wrote
them for him.
* • •
'Will to Peace >
Finds Expression
Next month a “national confer
ence for the prevention of World
War III” will be held on the cam
pus of Grinnell college in Iowa.
The purpose is to present a
“definite, concrete working plan t«
prevent a third world war; methods
which can be presented to the two
national political conventions at
Philadelphia.”
The roster of speakers will in
clude representatives of many of
the organizations now working for
a single sovereign, world organiza
tion.
Meanwhile Winston Churchill is
hammering steadily at his pur
pose of building a United States of
Europe. Although the Attlee gov
ernment has not approved the
idea, the prime minister himself
has spoken words of encourage
ment regarding the formation of
a real federalization of the west
ern union.
Attlee even went so far as to say
that Britain was willing to sacrifice
her sovereignty in part to bring it
about, although be qualified the
promise by saying the time was
not yet ripe for such a step.
But Churchill wants to strike
now. He received considerable
support from the unofficial gath
ering in the Hague—a forum, they
called it—composed of representa
tives of the Marshall plan coun
tries, plus exiled leaders.
Churchill’s proposals and the
Grinnell conference are both prrt of
the tremendous “will to peace” that
currently is finding expression.
Perhaps eventually we will learn
that great lesson of history—to
yield the sovereignty that causes
wars to the kind of sovereignty
that allows not only the other free
doms to the individual but which,
also will give him freedom from
the FEAR of war. Just as the
federalization of the separate col
onies made the citizen of the state
of New York free from the fear of
war with the state of Pennsylvania
—a situation possible because both
recognize a higher sovereignty—
the United States government
VETO STATE... Warren R. Austin.
D.8. delegate to the United
Nations. Inforned congress
that any attest to alter the
U.N. charter to block ex-
travagent use of the yeto
power bz the Russians Is Im
possible at this tine. House
foreign affairs cosslttee had
been considering legislation
to rerlse U.N. charter.
RECOUPB(SK... Tossy Herbert of
Cleveland, Ohio, who lost hlS
hands under a railroad engine,
was awarded 180,000 in probate
court froa the New Tort Central
railroad and General Motors.
Seventy-thousand dollars will
be held In a trust fund, to be
«ent only as court wproves.
SOMETHING IN COMMON.. .President
Truman, Mio does a little piano
playing hlsself, is shown
shaking hands with-Sigmund Rom
berg, the composer, at Con
stitution hall In Washington
where the President heard Rom
berg-lead his orchestra In n
benefit concert.
PEATHERWEIGHT...Los Angeles
press photographers judging
Hollywood Park racetrack’s
annual beauty contest took a
gander at red-haired Jeanne
Ayrest and promptly named her
Miss Goose Girl of 1948.’ Now
she’ll tend geeee at the race
track. Silly, Isn’t it?
DREARY OUTLOOK...This wistful
youngster, born In a displaced
persons camp at Salsburg,
Austria, peers out from behind
a fence surrounding the bar
racks which has been his home
since he was born.
GIVE HIM A HOUSE IN THE TCP OF A TREE...Melkon Arslanlan (Inset)
of West Orange, N.J., who likes to watch the race of men go by
from bis treetop residence, says: ’It’s home to me and I like
It...I’ll fight any eviction to the highest court, if neces
sary.' He built the one-room affair 100 feet above the ground
16 years ago as a ‘protest against civilization.’ Owner of the
property on which the tree stands now wants to use the glte for
an amusement park and he says the tree must «o.
Dust Bowl Menace
A LBERT GOSS, master of the
National Grange, bluntly warn
ed President Truman the other day
that we are inviting another "dust
bowl" disaster unless we begin re
developing the grasslands of the
West.
"I have just returned from a trip
to Wyoming and can tell you that
the dangers are very real,” report
ed Goss. "There has been too much
plowing up of the grasslands we de
veloped as insurance against future
dust storms.”
The grange leader, who is the
ablest farm spokesman in Wash
ington, explained that the high
prices and demand for wheat for
domestic and foreign aid were
chiefly responsible, since farmers
didn’t want to maintain pasture
lands when they could turn ■
quick profit on grain crops.
“Most people take it for granted
that we have licked the dust bowl
hazards which caused such tragedy
in the West some years back,"
added Goss. "However, dust can
blow again, and will blow in my
opinion within the next few years
unless those grasslands are re
stored.”
* * •
Oil Lobbyists at Work
THBIB ARE ALVAYS PIONEERS... To a man with the aoul of a pioneer
there la only one thing to do—pioneer. Near Pasco, Wash., War
ren Clifford and his -wife, Audrey, view their spacious, albeit
empty, fields, as the bureau of reel Mat ion began operating the
pumping plant to bring the Cliffords their first irrigation
water. They are the first settlers on the Pasco unit which con
tains 84 family-size farms and la the first privately owned
land in the entire million-acre project to be opened for
settlement.
NO. 1 INDUSTRY IN THE CAP
ITAL has become lobbying. Despite
the lobbying act, the hotels, the
cocktail lounges, the corridors of
congress now swarm with more of
these oleaginous back-slappers than
during the war. Standing out above
the rest is the oil lobby—kingpin of
them all.
The oil lobby has just scored one
great victory—Palestine. Now it’*
concentrating on perhaps the rich
est of all prizes—tidelands oil.
Tidelands oil, the great con
tinental shelf extending under the
water off the Pacific and Gulf
coasts, is estimated by some as
more valuable than Arabia and
the oil fields of the United. States
combined. Around 100 billion bar
rels lie buried in these under
water oil fields, as against only
20 billion barrels remaining in
the dry-land oil fields of the
United States.
‘The petroleum resources of the
continental shelf are ours to exploit
whenever to exploit them becomes
worthwhile,” said Standard Oil in a
statement to stockholders. And
since the supreme court now takes
a contrary view that the continental
shelf belongs to the federal govern
ment, not the states, the oil lobby is
focusing all its power on a bill in
troduced by Senator Moore of Okla
homa, himself an oilman, which
would rpverse the supreme court.
Having reversed the United Na
tions on Palestine, the oil lobby
ists quite openly boast that they
can put a law through congress
reversing the highest tribunal of
the land.
• * •
Ike, the Democrat
THE REPUBLICANS WERE
RIGHT in calling the turn on Gen
eral Eisenhower’s use of army per
sonnel after his retirement from
the army. However, it’s interest
ing that the man who called the
turn was Congressman A: L. Miller
of Nebraska, spearhead of the
MacArthur - for - President m o v e-
ment. These boys don’t like Eisen
hower.
Also it’s significant that other
high-ranking generals and admirals
have continued to use army-navy
personnel after their retirement.
For instance. Admiral Ernie King,
now retired, used not only a navy
office but navy clerical personnel
to write a book.
And if all the money spent on
Gen. John J. Pershing during his
retirement were added up it
would total over a million. Persb-
F EM ALE OF THE 6PECIEL AND ALL THAT... There is no doubt about
it. When a voaan takes it Into her head to fight for her hoae
and front sidewalk, her opponent la going to have a rough grind.
Here, In Altadena. Calif., in a hole excavated by a telephone
coapany, stands Mrs. Rose Crock, stem and unyielding. She
didn’t want anybody planting telephone poles In front of her
bouse. Other Altadena housewives joined the protest and clalaed
that the poles would depreciate property values by at leant
$1,000 a hoae.
H0V SAD CAN TOO GET?...Not knowing all the facts. If adlffl«
cult to tell why the girl—Dorothy Jean Hodgson--ls weeping;
Maybe It’s a case of too nany canine adalrers. She wanted to be'
nice to both of her doggish friends at the dog show In Pitts
burgh’ s Hunt amory. But the French bull at left'Insisted .on
kissing her,.while his rival, stricken with jealously,--withdrew
Into hlnself to sulk.
ing, although retired for years,
continues to be the second high
est paid government official,
drawing a salary of around $26,-
000 a year. Only the President of
the United States tops him. In
addition, Pershing has a colonel
as an aide, plus other army per
sonnel, and for years has lived at
Walter Reed hospital.
Eisenhower has a staff of three
assigned to him at Columbia—Maj.
Robert L. Schulz, an aide; WAC
Warrant Officer Margaret Hayes
and Mastersergeant Leonard Dry,
a chauffeur. He also draws a sal
ary of $15,751 a year for life from
the army in addition to his salary
as president of Columbia univer
sity.
Note—Pershing, although appoint
ed by Woodrow Wilson, is the son-
in-law of the Republican chairman
of the senate appropriations com
mittee, the late Francis E. Warren
of Wyoming. The Republicans now
consider Eisenhower a Democrat.
• • •
Capital Chaff
HENRY WALLACE is looking
around for a new Charlie Michelson
to supply him with campaign mate
rial. (Some people think that’s a
waste of time; Harry Truman’s do
ing a better job than Charlie Michel
son) . . . Democratic leaders will
be amazed when they find out that
Oregon Democrats are going to sup
port Henry Kaiser against Truman.
RAILROADING DELUXE
The trend in railroad car design
ing has us dizzy. It’s all very well
to spring a new de luxe car once
or twice a year but when they
come out once or twice an hour
it is too much. Having done about
everything possible to the outside
of our trains, the boys now are
working wonders with the inside.
One road has just come out with
a recreation car which includes
(cross my heart!) a game and
reading lounge, a children’s in
closed playroom, an automat lunch,
a sunken buffet lounge and a news,
reel theater!
*
We have come to a point on our
railroads where everything is so
cozy that a passenger finds life
drab and unbearable when he gets
off.
*
This latest recreation ear has
everything except a bowling
alley, squash court, swimming
pool and fishing lodge. The motif
is so swanky that when a con
ductor enters he seems almost an
intruder from the other side of
the tracks. Noting the “In case
of emergency” cord a passenger
is apt to interpret it as an emer
gency when a cardtable wabbles,
the griddlecakes are underdone
or the movies are blurred.
*
Nobody will deny that for years
there has been a crying need for
improvement in railroad cars, but
the present pace in modernization
is dazzling. Changes come out so
rapidly that a passenger no longer
is surprised if an orchestra pit and
sunken garden are added during
a station stop.
*
The result is disquieting. We like
comfort and a little swank, but
when we board a choo-choo these
days we feel as uncertain as when
we are going through a night club
on which the workmen still are
busy. We have a feeling the con
ductor may ask us at any moment
to step forward while a new
rumpus room is installed.
.
When we take a de luxe train
we keep wondering whether we
are going to be disturbed by
paper hangers, rug layers and
Interior decorators between stops.
We observed a puzzled lady
board a super-duper train re
cently and ask, “Can you direct
me to the railroad car?”
* _
Our trains are becoming Alice-
fn-Wonderland studios in pastels,
murals, panels and upholstery
trends. There are moments when
we are not sure whether we are
going places by railroad or by Good
Housekeeping and Vogue.
* —
And then there was the case
of the two girls who disgustedly
exclaimed after walking through
four cars, “What! No floor
■how?”
• • •
John Ringling North says he will
not permit general broadcasting
of the circus by television. This
is a source of relief to countless
housewives. Once the elephants
come stomping into the living
room by video it will be a frightful
job sweeping the peanut shucks
from the rugs.
*
And it would be confusing too. At
times we couldn’t be too sure
which was Gargantua and which
was the radio commentator.
• • •
PRAISE FOR U. N.
It’s weak and sick.
It’s pale and thin,
But it’s a darned good league
For the shape It’s in.
• • •
The Country Editor Says:
Jason Wiggs who used to worry
over things like saving tinfoil and
cigarette pictures now is a leader
In the Save Europe campaign.
• •
Deke Bumble broke his silence
in the 1948 political campaign this
morning and came out for the first
candidate who doesn’t grin much.
•
Mr. and Mrs. Luke Whipple are
recovering slowly after a long spel)
of trying to assemble their new
prefabricated $10,000 home.
We have looked over that new
half dollar critically. Our verdict
Is that it is not worth a nickel.
• * •
There are times, when General
Marshall must wish he was back in
a nice, big war where he could get
some place.
• • •
Warren Wright, who takes most
of the derbies with his super racing
stable, is a baking soda tycoon.
Thus, in a way, is the home linked
up with the turf. When we think of
Citation we think of mother in the
kitchen making bread and cookies
... at the mention of Coaltown our
mind centers on thousands of
housewives baking a cake or pre
paring a potpie. We love horses
and it comforts us to dwell on the
fact that there is such a strong tie
between a horse and a cruller.
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1. What city is known as “The
Bride of the Sea” ?
2. Did Pilgrims live in log cabin*
when they first came to America ?
3. Why are so many piano* in
American homes out of tune?
4. Where has the story “Little
Red Riding Hood” been condemned?-
5. Where are the crown jewels of
Great Britain kept?
THE ANSWERS
1. Venice.
2. No Pilgrim Uved in a log ca
bin UU long afterwards. When they
first arrived they lived in canvas
tents while they built themselve*
frame houses of boards.
3. Shortage of piano tuners. The
3,000 piano tuners can’t’ possibly
time the 16,000,000 pianos that need
4. In England by the Nursery
Schools Association of Britain. They
consider it too cruel.
5. In the Tower of London in a
special glass and iron cage, with
Yeomen of the Guard to watch them
all the time.
Railroads Use Water
Approximately 600 billion gaUons
of water are required annually *o
quench the thirst of locomotives and
to supply other needs of the rail
roads of the United States. This
would be sufficient to fill a channel
600 feet in width and 9 feet deep
reaching from New York City to
San Francisco.
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