The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, April 30, 1948, Image 7

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Irregular habits, improper eating and drinking—its risk of exposure and infec tion—throws heavy strain on the work of the kidneys. They are apt to become over-taxed and fail to filter excess acid and other impurities from the life-giving blood. You may suffer nagging backache, headache, dizziness, getting up nights, leg pains, swelling—feel constantly tired, nervous, all worn out. Other signs of kidney or bladder disorder are some times burning, scanty or too frequent urination. Try Doan's Pills. Doan’s help the kidneys to pass off harmful excess body waste. They have had more than half a century of public approval. Are recom mended by grateful users everywhere. Ask your neighbor! DOANS PILLS p By shopping at home and. making the most of our own home-town oppor tunities we build a_ bet ter community! "YEAH, I KNOW |t’5 OPEN.' |’M TESTING IT OUT. IF IT’S A GOOD VIOLIN, RAIN WON’T HURT IT--IF IT AIN'T, I WONY HAVE TO TAKE ANY MORE LESSONS.'" “BOBBY’S PASSED THE STAOE WHERE SHE JUST LOVES HIM MADLY -" THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS.'" Defense Accepts T HE lawyer for the defense was interviewing prospective jurors before the trial. “Do you know anything about this?” he asked one of them. “Nope.” “Have you heard anything about it?” “Nope.” “Have you read anything about It?” “Can’t read.” “Well, then, have you formed any opinion about this case?” “What case?” “Your Honor,” said the lawyer, "the defense accepts this man.” AND FAST, TOO “I feel sure, my poor man,” said the sympathetic old lady, visiting a state prison, “it was poverty that brought you to this.” “No,, ma’am, quite the con trary,” returned the prisoner. ”1 happened to be coining money.” Ml ITT Altfn IF.FF By Bud Fisher JITTER By Arthur Pointer REG’LAR FELLERS By Gene Byrnes Naturally Skeptical The good old country doctor came home all worn out and prepared for a good night’s sleep, but no sooner had he retired than the phone be side his bed buzzed shrilly. He nudged his wife: “Listen, Ma, see who it is; say you expeci me soon, or anything you can think of.” The wife answered the phone. “Doctor is not at home," she said. “Well, this is Mrs. Jones,” rattled a voice in the receiver. “I got a pain and I want to see him as soon as he comes in.” The old doc whispered some in structions to his wife, which she re- * peated to the would-be patient, “Do that, and I’m sure you’ll soon feel all right,” she concluded. "Thanks very much,” said the lady on the phone, “but before I take your advice, tell me something. Is that gentleman who seems to be with you qualified to advise me?” AS ADVERTISED A beggar on New York’s East Side was plodding along with a small dog. Around the dog’s neck was a card on which was printed. “Pity the Blind.” / A businessman passed by after droppiivg a coin into the beggar’s cup. Then he turned back. * “Wait,” he said, “was that a 50- cent piece I gave you?” “No,” said the beggar, “it was only a quarter.” “So,” the man said. "I thought so. You’re not blind at all!” “Heck, no,” replied the panhand ler. “It’s the dog that’s blind, no| me.” Delayed Judgment He was just out of law school and was seeking a suitable location to begin practice. He decided to make a tour of all the state’s county seats. Pausing at one courthouse tha' perched in the very center of a small town, he approached a white- bearded old codger who sat drowsily on the steps. “Do you have a criminal lawyer here?” he asked. The old man squinted up at him. “We think so, young feller,” was the brisk reply, “but we ain’t proved it on him.” CROOKED AS CAN BE The teacher asked Johnny, who was in the third grade, if the world was round. He answered: “No.” “Is it flat?” persisted the teacher. “No.” “If it isn’t round and it isn’t flat, what is it?” Johnny looked very confident as he replied: “Daddy says it’» crooked!” YOU THIEV/IN& ^ TRAMP t / Proof’s the Thing “Pardner,” said the Western rancher, “where’d yuh move from?” “Illinois.” “Illinois, heh? How come you leave a settled country like that and come to these lonesome hills?” “Well, sir, my neighbors got to sayin’ mean things about me.” “Why didn’t you challenge them to prove their slanderous state ments?” “I did. And they did.” BOLD STRIPES FOR SMART FROCK Date Frock This stunning date frock is certain to command attention on each wear ing. A bold striped fabric, used in contrast, works out beautifully. The keyhole neck is especially appeal ing—a bow ties softly in front. Pattern No. 8161 is designed for sizes 12, 14, 16, 18, 20. Size 14, 3% yards of 35 or 39-inch. SEWING CIRCLE PATTERN DRfT. 53G South Wells St. - Chicago 7, 111. Enclose 25 cents in coins lor each pattern desired. Pattern No. Size Name —— Address - Famous St. Bernards Seek Rescue Work Modem means of travel have ren dered the famous St. Bernard Hos pice in Switzerland almost un necessary. It is to be closed after nearly 1,000 years of service. Th» monks and dogs will live in th» Rhone Valley from now on. Its head. Prior Lucien GailloudJ has explained that the hospice ia not to be abandoned completely. Four dogs will stay for rescu* work. Some time'ago several dog* were sent to Tibet to establish ini the mountains a branch of th* Great St. Bernard Hospice. The kennels for the famous dogs are located at Martigny. Buy U. S. Savings Bonds II svap/ CKdcrte/siA/o rors say. . ■ i MORE MOTHERS buy Kellogg’s Rice Krispies for their families than any other brand of rice cereal. Um! Popular! Delicious! ■'"I’ve smoked crimp cut Prince Albert for years,’’ says H. J. Sullivan, "and I like the way P.A. packs in my pipe and stays lit. A Prince Albcst smoke is rich tasting and tongue-easy, too. I know why P~A. is called the National Joy Smoke." Tun* la Prince Albert's “Grand (He 0pry”S«tanlay nights on USA Tbe National Joy Smoke