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THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY. S. C.
Easily Built Children’s
Giraffe’s Neck Slide
Do you feel tired, jittery, in need
of a vacation?. If the news on the
front page starts to get you down,
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ably surprised to see how far away
from the worries of the world you
can get by working with wood. Saw
ing wood and then putting the pie
ces together has tremendous thera
peutic values. It's a grand way to
keep yourself completely occupied
while accomplishing something
worth while.
Building this slide from the pat
tern isn’t at all difficult. All you do
is cut each part according to the
pattern. Then fasten each piece to
gether exactly in position indicated
on the printed paper pattern. No
special tools or skill are required.
The pattern specifies materials to
buy and where to use each piece.
All lumber is stock size and readily
obtainable at lumber yards every
where.
Send 50 cents for Slide Pattern
No. 63 to Easi-Biid Pattern'Com
pany, Dept. W, Pleasantville, N. Y.
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are /YOf necessary
for mosfpeop/e
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No more harsh laxatives that irritate
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Generations of Americans have taken
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They are rich in vitamin C; supply
valuable amounts of Bi and P. They
alkalinize, aid digestion.
Not too sharp or sour, lemon in water
has a refreshing tang —clears the
mouth, wakes you up. It’s not a
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CALOX
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A MCKESSON A BOBBINS PBODUCT
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Modem life with its hurry and worry.
Irregular habits, improper eating and
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of the kidneys. They are apt to become
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You may suffer nagging backache,
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Ask your neighbor!
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By shopping at home and.
making the most of our
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ter community!
"YEAH, I KNOW |t’5 OPEN.' |’M TESTING IT OUT. IF IT’S
A GOOD VIOLIN, RAIN WON’T HURT IT--IF IT AIN'T,
I WONY HAVE TO TAKE ANY MORE LESSONS.'"
“BOBBY’S PASSED THE STAOE WHERE SHE
JUST LOVES HIM MADLY -" THIS IS
GETTING SERIOUS.'"
Defense Accepts
T HE lawyer for the defense was
interviewing prospective jurors
before the trial.
“Do you know anything about
this?” he asked one of them.
“Nope.”
“Have you heard anything about
it?”
“Nope.”
“Have you read anything about
It?”
“Can’t read.”
“Well, then, have you formed any
opinion about this case?”
“What case?”
“Your Honor,” said the lawyer,
"the defense accepts this man.”
AND FAST, TOO
“I feel sure, my poor man,”
said the sympathetic old lady,
visiting a state prison, “it was
poverty that brought you to this.”
“No,, ma’am, quite the con
trary,” returned the prisoner. ”1
happened to be coining money.”
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By Bud Fisher
JITTER By Arthur Pointer
REG’LAR FELLERS By Gene Byrnes
Naturally Skeptical
The good old country doctor came
home all worn out and prepared for
a good night’s sleep, but no sooner
had he retired than the phone be
side his bed buzzed shrilly.
He nudged his wife: “Listen, Ma,
see who it is; say you expeci me
soon, or anything you can think of.”
The wife answered the phone.
“Doctor is not at home," she said.
“Well, this is Mrs. Jones,” rattled
a voice in the receiver. “I got a
pain and I want to see him as soon
as he comes in.”
The old doc whispered some in
structions to his wife, which she re-
* peated to the would-be patient, “Do
that, and I’m sure you’ll soon feel
all right,” she concluded.
"Thanks very much,” said the
lady on the phone, “but before I
take your advice, tell me something.
Is that gentleman who seems to be
with you qualified to advise me?”
AS ADVERTISED
A beggar on New York’s East Side
was plodding along with a small
dog. Around the dog’s neck was a
card on which was printed. “Pity
the Blind.” /
A businessman passed by after
droppiivg a coin into the beggar’s
cup. Then he turned back.
* “Wait,” he said, “was that a 50-
cent piece I gave you?”
“No,” said the beggar, “it was
only a quarter.”
“So,” the man said. "I thought so.
You’re not blind at all!”
“Heck, no,” replied the panhand
ler. “It’s the dog that’s blind, no|
me.”
Delayed Judgment
He was just out of law school and
was seeking a suitable location to
begin practice. He decided to make
a tour of all the state’s county seats.
Pausing at one courthouse tha'
perched in the very center of a
small town, he approached a white-
bearded old codger who sat drowsily
on the steps.
“Do you have a criminal lawyer
here?” he asked.
The old man squinted up at him.
“We think so, young feller,” was
the brisk reply, “but we ain’t proved
it on him.”
CROOKED AS CAN BE
The teacher asked Johnny, who
was in the third grade, if the world
was round. He answered: “No.”
“Is it flat?” persisted the teacher.
“No.”
“If it isn’t round and it isn’t flat,
what is it?”
Johnny looked very confident as
he replied: “Daddy says it’»
crooked!”
YOU THIEV/IN&
^ TRAMP t /
Proof’s the Thing
“Pardner,” said the Western
rancher, “where’d yuh move from?”
“Illinois.”
“Illinois, heh? How come you
leave a settled country like that and
come to these lonesome hills?”
“Well, sir, my neighbors got to
sayin’ mean things about me.”
“Why didn’t you challenge them
to prove their slanderous state
ments?”
“I did. And they did.”
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Date Frock
This stunning date frock is certain
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keyhole neck is especially appeal
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Pattern No. 8161 is designed for
sizes 12, 14, 16, 18, 20. Size 14, 3%
yards of 35 or 39-inch.
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Famous St. Bernards
Seek Rescue Work
Modem means of travel have ren
dered the famous St. Bernard Hos
pice in Switzerland almost un
necessary. It is to be closed after
nearly 1,000 years of service. Th»
monks and dogs will live in th»
Rhone Valley from now on.
Its head. Prior Lucien GailloudJ
has explained that the hospice ia
not to be abandoned completely.
Four dogs will stay for rescu*
work. Some time'ago several dog*
were sent to Tibet to establish ini
the mountains a branch of th*
Great St. Bernard Hospice. The
kennels for the famous dogs are
located at Martigny.
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