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THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY. S. C.
Gems of Thought
For every woman who makes
a fool out of a man, there’s an
other who makes a rtnan out of
a fool.—Anon.
The real problem iof your lei
sure Is to keep other people
from using: If-—Anim.
Habit is either the best of
servants, or the worst of mas
ters.—Nathaniel Emmonds.
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No Longer
Constipated
'Since I made ALt-BRAN my break
fast cereal I’ve stopped taking laxa-
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Iphia, Pa.
/ If your diet lacks bulk for normal
1 elimination, this
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will suppy it. Eat
an ounce every
day in milk—and
drink plenty of
water. If not sat
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Battle Creek, Mich., and get doublh
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''WOULD YOUSE GENTS UARE TO <!OIN ME,
IN A CAN OF STEW?
18m
"two HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE, 1 ALWAYS SAY/
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By Len Klei*
Road Directions
A TRUCK driver, in a hurry to get
to his destination, missed a turn
in the road. He ran across a farmer’s
yard and straight into the kitchen of
the house, where the farmer’s wife
was cooking a meal. She looked up
briefly, then nonchalantly went on
stirring the stew on the stove. The
truck driver, somewhat confused
and embarrassed, managed to blurt
out:
"Can you tell me how to get to
Hagerstown?"
’•Yep,” answered the woman calm
ly, “straight past the dining room
table, then turn right beyond the pi
ano.”
WHO’S A FOOL?
Wife: “I was a fool when I mar
ried you.”
Husband: "I know it—and I
was so infatuated at the time 1
didn’t notice it.”
Perjury Deluxe
In a certain mid-western court a
man was suing the local traction
company for injuries allegedly re
ceived in a streetcar accident. The
truth of the matter was that he had
actually received his bruises when
his auto collided with a telegraph
post. And this had happened a full
mile from the streetcar line.
The plaintiffs witnesses swore to
the facts of the accident, and things
were going very nicely for him, when
one of their number was suddenly
beset with an attack of conscience
and during a recess repaired to the
judge’s chambers and confessed to
the frame-up.
The judge rushed back into the
courtroom with fire in his eye, de
termined to make an immediate
public revelation of the perjurers.
But he was brought up short in his
resolution when the traction com
pany’s attorney suddenly produced
three witnesses prepared to swear
that the plaintiff was drunk when
he boarded the streetcar.!
OPPOSITES REPEL
Easygoing, indifferently educated
Sam Jenkins married a school teach
er, a precise, extremely erudite
woman of decided opinions, and it
was soon evident that they would
never hit it off very well together.
“I guess,” commented one friend
of the unfortunate Sam, “that you
are overcome by your wife’s powers
of diction.”
"Not at all, not at all,” rejoined
Sam. “What’s got me licked is her
almighty power of contradiction.”
Cured
Diner: “Waiter, this soup is aw
fully weak.”
Waiter: “I know, sir. That’s so
you can see the pretty design on
the bottom of the bowl.”
YOU CAN’T WIN
The National league’s redheaded
“Dusty” Boggess injected sound
reasoning into his profession during
an exhibition game. A batter who
was wearing glasses became some
what annoyed at the way Boggess
was calling strikes on him, and
when the count had reached two and
nothing he removed his glasses and
offered them to the umpire.
Boggess gratefully accepted the
glasses and adjusted them to his
eyes. On the next pitch, he bel
lowed: “Strike three—you’re out!”
Later he admitted quite frankly:
“I couldn’t see the ball with the bat
ter’s glasses on, so I concluded that
he couldn’t see it with his glasses
off.”
For Future Reference
Little Archie was served a variety
of pie which he found most delec
table.
“What kind of pie is that?” he
asked his mother.
"Why, that’s lemon meringue
pie,” his mother replied.
The youngster went next door to
tell his friend, Chester, about it. In
a little while he returned.
“Mother,” he said, “what did you
say is the pie’s middle name?”
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THE QUESTIONS
1. Who invented that pole with
which your grocer picks cans and
aackages from the top shelf ?-
2. What is the coldest place In
die world on land?-
3. Do birds sleep in their nests?
4. If you find a pearl In a restau
rant oyster, is it any good?
5. How much can you see with
your eyes moving?
THE ANSWERS
1. Benjamine Franklin.
2. Verkhoyansk, Siberia. The
January temperature averages 50
degrees below zero.
3. Only when they are too young
to leave them, though a mother
bird might accidently snooze while
sitting on her eggs.
4. Probably not. Very seldom do
pearls found In oysters by diners
have any value. If the oyster was
cooked, you can be sure the pearl
is practically worthless.
5. Not a thing. You are stone
blind when your eyes are moving
in their sockets.
Retired Minister Reads
Complete Bible 50 Times
CAMBRIDGE, MASS.—The Rev.
Benjamin Beers, 71, has read the
complete Bible 50 times and the
New Testament 115 times. The re
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the Bible two or three times a day
for a total of about two hours. '
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