The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, February 13, 1948, Image 7
THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY. S. C.
Lettuce Not Have Any
Of Those Odd Names
Vicar W. A. Gibson of Wimble
don’s All Saints Church, just out
side of London, has told his
parishioners that there will be no
more baptizing of children named
after Hollywood film stars, race
horses, greyhounds and battles.
“Already I have refused to bap
tize three girls because of such
ridiculous names,” he said. “One
father wanted his child named
Lettuce. I persuaded him to acaept
the good old-fashioned name of
Mary.
“The majority of the names I
take exception to are those bor
rowed from American film stars.
It is un-English and un-Christian.”
He did not name the film stars.
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CROSS
TOWN
By
Roland Coe
“Couldn’t you have waited till we got home, dear, to
bum the paid-up mortgage papers?”
“I think you’re okay, miss, hot I’m SURE your boy
friend is under age!”
NANCY By Ernie Bushmiller
MUTT AND JEFF
By Bud Fisher
REG’LAR FELLERS By Gene Byrnes
VIRGIL By Len Kleis
Red Tape Runaround
A FEW weeks ago an official In
one department of the civil
service made an inquiry about a
certain case to a subordinate offi
cial in another section, who allowed
the matter to slide.
Later, the first official addressed
a complaint to the subordinate’s su
perior, and the superior passed on
the minute to his subordinate with
the query: “Has nothing been
done?”
The minute was returned marked
"Yes,” and was sent back to the
subordinate with a laconic “What?”
“Nothing,” was the subordinate’s
comment on the minute.
Candid Camera
Old Si Whitaker stomped into the
village store and dourly took his ac
customed place near the pot-bellied
stove.
“I declare," he announced to his
assembled cronies, “I ain’t never
goin’ to take my wife to the photog
raphers’ agin as long as I live! I
tell you, it was an all-day job to get
(hat woman’s picture.”
“What was the trouble. Si?”
asked one of his friends.
“Well,” explained the disgruntled
Si. “fust the photographer tried to
get her to look pleasant, but. dad-
nab-it, she didn’t look natural.
0hen he told her to look natural,
and she didn't look pleasant. The
proofs will be delivered tomorrow.
Pray for me, gentlemen!”
. One Good Point
An inspector noted for his fault
finding propensities was inspecting
a newly completed portion of the
trans-Canada highway. He grum
bled at everything. The crown was
not high enough, the shoulder too
steep, the ditches not deep enough
and so on.
The foreman bore it all patiently.
Then he straightened up to his full
height and, looking the inspector in
the eye, asked: “How is she for
length?”
QUITE REMARKABLE
Professor — Didn’t you have a
brother in this course last year?
Student—No, sir; it was I. I’m
taking it over again.
Professor—Extraordinary resem.
blance, though—extraordinary!
MENTAL HAZARD
“Work, work! I’m tired of
work. Up at six in the morning
working hard all day till six at
night,” grumbled Pat.
“Really,” said Mike, “I didn’t
know you were working. When
did yon start?”
“Tomorrow,” replied Pal.
They Learn Fast
Young George suddenly had be
come interested in girls. Almost
every day he came home and talked
about some youthful charmer, and
almost every time it seemed to be a
different girl.
"George,” mother gently chided,
“I believe you’ve got a very change
able nature.”
“Oh, no, mom,” the boy replied,
“It isn’t me that changes; it's the
girls when you get to know ’em
better.”
Useful Present
With a haughty air the elderly
woman entered the jeweler’s shop
and settled herself in a chair. Then
she inspected the youthful assistant
through her lorgnette and said, cold
ly; “I want a present for an earl,
but It must be inexpensive.”
The young man’s desire to help
went several steps too far as he
suggested, briefly: “Well, madam,
what about a can of metal polish to
clean his coronet with?”
HUNCH WAS RIGHT
“I had a hunch on the races to
day. I got up at 7 o’clock and found
$7 in my pocket. There were seven
of us at lunch and there were seven
horses in the seventh race. So I
picked No. 7.”
“And he won?”
“Nope—my hunch was right—he
ran seventh.”
Playing It Safe
“Tell me what you eat, and I’ll
tell you what you are," said a lunch
counter philosopher. Whereupon a
meek little man, sitting a few stools
away, called to the waitress: “Can-
■ cel my order for shrimp salad,
I please.”
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Settling a Quarrel
An unusual custom prevails
among the Apa Tanis, a tribe of
20,000 living in an isolated section
of the Himalayas. When two men
are engaged in a personal quarrel,
such as over a debt or a woman,
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How To Relieve
Bronchitis
Creomulslon relieves promptly be
cause it goes right to the seat of the
trouble to help loosen and expel
E m laden phlegm, and aid nature
soothe and heal raw, tender, In-
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CREOMULSION
for Couzhs. Chest Colds. Bronchitis
The juice of a lemon in a glass of
water, when taken first thing on aris
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No moro harsh laxatives that irritate
the digestive tract and impair nutri
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