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THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY. S. C.
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“Somewhere along the line you let your parents
get the upper hand!” ,
“Don’t let him get yon down, Connie Lon. He treated
me the same way when we were engaged
last Wednesday!”
NANCY
By Ernie Bushmiller
MUTT AND JEFF
JEFF- I'M WORRIED.'
worry is gettin'
ME /-T^ AW ~
down'^^?/ its SillY
By Bud Fi»her
don't worry mutti
'LL TARE AN
.SPlRlN FOR
JITTER By Arthur Pointer
REG’LAR FELLERS
By Gene Byrnes
VIRGIL
By Len Kleis
SILENT SAM ' By Jeff Hayes
Talking Too Big
A CHARGE of assault was being
Ta tried in an Irish police court.
The husband, a very meek little
man, was put in the box, and his
wife, a big woman almost twice his
size, stood by her solicitor's table.
The magistrate adjusted his
glasses and turned to the defendant.
“You are accused of beating your
wife,” he said. “Do you plead guilty
or not guilty?”
“Guilty, my lord,” said the little
man without hesitation.
“Twenty-five dollars fine or 10
days,” came the magistrate’s ver
dict.
After the court had closed the
magistrate was approached by one
of the other court officials.
“Weren’t you somewhat severe
with that little man?" said the lat
ter.
“Not at all,” returned the magis
trate. “I had to give him some
thing for bragging.”
IT ALWAYS TALKS
An expensively dressed Park av
enue matron, glittering with jew
elry, entered the swank office of her
physician and seated herself at his
desk.
“Oh, doctor, how can I ever show
my appreciation and repay you for
the wonderful operation you per
formed upon me?” she gushed.
“Madame," replied the surgeon
gravely, “ever since the Phoeni
cians invented money there has
been an adequate answer to that
question."
Extended Leave
In the American army of occupa
tion in Germany, Sam Turner, a
colored soldier, is a constant and
unrepentent breaker of army regu
lations. When Sam was being dis
ciplined for his latest escapade, a
buddy asked him to reveal his latest
crime.
“Ah went on a furlong,” Sam ex
plained.
“Boy, you’re crazy," the other re
torted. “You mean furlough.”
“No, Ah don’t,” declared Sam.
“Ah means furlong — Ah went too
fur, and Ah stayed too long.”
Could Be!
An Irishman, who was coming-out
of the ether in the ward after an op
eration, exclaimed audibly: “Thank
God! That’s over!”
“Don’t be too sure,” said the man
In the next bed. “They left a sponge
in me and had to cut me open
again.”
Just then the surgeon who had
performed the operation stuck his
head in the door and called out:
“Has anybody seen my hat?”
The Irishman fainted.
SILENCE NOT GOLDEN
Lady—Painter, I’m paying you by
the hour. Are you working? I don't
hear a sound.
Painter—I’m putting the paint on
with a brush but if it’s noise you
want, I’ll nail it on with a hammer.
Child Psychology
Little Georgie received a new
drum for Christmas, and shortly
thereafter, when father came home
from work one evening, mother
said—I don’t think that man upstairs
likes to hear Georgia play his drum,
but he’s certainly subtle about it.
Father—Why?
Mother—Well, this afternoon he
gave Georgie a knife, and asked
him if he knew what was inside
the drum.
To Highest Bidder
“To what do you attribute your
long life?” the reporter asked the
centenarian.
‘ X don’t rightly know yet,” re
plied the old-timer, puffing lazily at
his pipe. “I’m still dickering with
two breakfast-food companies.”
NO, YOU DIDN’T
“Waiter,” an Irate customer
stormed, “there’s no 'chicken at
all in this chicken soup—not a
bit”!
“Of course not,” the waiter re
plied. “Did yon ever see a horse
in horseradish?”
Devont Priestess
She—How do Gert and Sam get
along since they are married?
He — Oh, she treats him like a <
Grecian god.
She—How’s that?
He—Burnt offerings three times a
day.
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