The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, January 09, 1948, Image 7

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THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY. S. C. CAN YOU RELIEVE NASAL CONGESTION? Answer: Yes, you can actually check it! Just 2 drops of Penetro Nose Drops in each nostril reduce nasal congestion, open up cold dogged nose. You feel re lief, breathe easier right away. Buy PENETRO DRCJPS TASTER ■ SMOOTHERS 5 1 Blades 1 only IVrtlfflCIHHD blades SINGLE OR DOOBlf EDGE 10< Grandma SPEARIN'... THE SECRET of success in con versation is to be able to disagree without being disagreeable. IS HIM Mrs. Pbllllp Dubois, Ltf sjMUs La.’ J«r« AIN’T NO TWO WAYS about it If ye’re lookin’ fer a margarine you kin be proud to set on the table, then ye’re lookin’ fer Nu- Maid Table-Grade Margarine . . . made ’specially fer the table. Jes taste it ’n see! IF YODNGTJNS wantin’ to get married waited ’till they could afford it this country’d be made up mostly of old maids and bachelors.* JV' THE MAKIN’S of sweet, fresh vegetables is the seasonin’ you put into ’em. If you use Nu-Maid ye’re sure to have a good tastin’ dish, ’cuz Nu-Maid tastes good to start with. •*5 Usr> will be paid upon publica tion to the first contributor of each accepted saying or idea for “Grandma Speakin’.” Addr^s Nu-Mhid Margarine, Cincinnati 2, Ohio. MUD-MAO© Table-Grade MARGARINE Buy U. S. Savings Bonds! r ^ To Help Avoid COLDS and COUGHS due to colds-” Many Doctors recommend SCOTT’S EMULSION If you catch colds often—because you don’t get enough A&D Vitamin food—you’ll be grateful for the way good-tasting Scott’s Emulsion helps build you up and helps ward off colds, build stamina and resistance. Scott’s is a HIGH ENERGY FOOD TONIC- rich in natural A&D Vitamins and energy-building natural oil. Good tasting. Easy to digest. Economical too. Buy today at your drug store. MORE than just a tonic — it's powerful nourishment! SCOTT'S EMULSION High Energy tonic BACK ACHE TORTURE? SORETONE Liniment’s Heating Pad Action Gives Quick Relief! For fast, gentle relief of aches from back strain, muscle ttrain, lumbago pain, due to fatigue, ex posure, use the liniment specially made to soothe such symptoms. Soretone Liniment has scientific rubefacient ingredients that act like glowing warmth from a heating pad. Helps attract fresh surface blood to superficial pain area. Soretone is different! Nothing else “just like it.” Quick, satisfying results must be yours or money back. 50c. Economy size SI 00. Try Soretone for Athlete's Foot. Kills all S types of common fungi — on contact! „ CHAMBERS' . ‘HTl-SXIPi^ COMPOitfD We Are Flattered That So Many Imitations Have Appeared On The Market When You Want Ham Insurance Be Sure With Chambers’ Anti- Skipper Compound N. J. BODDIE The Ham Insurance Man BOX 483 DURHAM. N.C. MUTT AND JEFF T 7 By Bud Fiaher MUTT, SUNDAY THE WEATHER BUREAU SAID. WINDY AND COLD AND IT SNOWED/ MONDAY THEY J vyELL.- SAIDFAIR f THEY AND WARM J CAN'T AND IT / ALWAYS rained/ A be Right/ WHY DON’T they make it do WHAT THEY SAY THEY’RE GONNA MAKE IT? HOW ABOUT A SHOWER TONIGHT? IT’S ALL RIGHT WITH ME/ TAKE IT IF YOU NEED ONE/ REG’LAR FELLERS By Gene Byrnes VIRGIL By Len Kleis in Remarkable Guess I N THE middle of the night Pete was awakened by the ring ing of the telephone. It was his partner, Harry, calling. "Come down to the store quick!” Harry urged. “Something has hap pened!” “What’s the trouble?” asked Pete. "Can’t tell you over the tele phone,” answered Harry. "Come on down!" Business hadn’t been any too good lately, and Pete had been worrying about a lot of unpaid bills that were piling up. But the partners lately had been discussing ways and means of improving their condition, and if this was what he thought it was, their worries soon would be over. He made haste to verify his surmise. Half way down to the store, Pete’s car was overtaken by a traffic cop. "What’s the rush, Bud?" the officer demanded. "Do you think you’re going to a fire?” “I think so!" gasped Pete. “But how in the world did you know?" Doctor—Did you take that box of pills I gave you? Patient—Yes, but I don’t feel any better. I guess the lid hasn’t opened ye?. Why Doctors Go Nuts As the psychiatrist started to write up his case history, the patient slid behind a screen and began dressing. "You know, doctor, you’ve changed,” he said. “You used to nave thick black hair and now you’re bald. You were a stocky, ruddy - complexioned hnan before. Now you’re so thin and pale. I’m surprised. Dr. Crumpley.” "But I’m not Dr. Crumpley," re plied the astonished physician. “So,” the patient called gleefully, "you’ve even changed your name.” A BLASE AGE "Do yoa notice how the ex clamation mark is being discard ed?" “Xe»—but why is It?” "Well, it’s just that people aren’t surprised at anything these days.” Use Turpentine An artist, out sketching the coun tryside, ran across a quaint rural character and said to him, “I’ll give you a dollar if you’ll let me paint you.” The character didn’t reply right away but picked up a blade of grass and began chewing on it. "It’s easy money,” the artist prompted, reaching for his billfold. • “That ain’t it,” the fellow replied. “I was just wondering how I would get the paint off afterwards.” JDST DITCHING IT? A man who owned a dilapidated motor car took it to a garage for the night. He was shocked when the proprietor told him the fee would be $4. “Why $4?” he asked. "I shall come for It In the morning." "Ah," said the garage proprietor, “that’s just it. Will you come?” Relaxing There was a great commotion at Hollywood and Vine. A well-dressed man was running down the street shouting, "No, No, No! I don’t like it No. No, No!” over and over again. Finally a policeman came up and said, "Here, here what’s going on?” "It’s all right, officer,” said the man. “I’m a Yes-man on a holi day!” / Telltale Evidence “No, no!” said the mothei- hast ily, as the bride started to cover her pantry shelves with newspapers. “Leftover wallpaper, brown paper, paper bags, if you like—anything but newspapers!” “Why?” demanded the bride. "Do you want everybody to know when you cleaned your shelves last?” inquired the experienced,! housewife. Back Talk The six-year-old came home from school to tell the events of her school-day world. Among other things, she breathlessly related that she had a long conversation with her teacher. "Just what did you say?" asked her mother. 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