The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, December 05, 1947, Image 7
THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY. S. C.
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Marty Links
“Alvin seems to be right at home in that outfit!”
CROSS
TOWN
Bv
Roland Coe
‘The neighbors were just telling me what a swell gar
den crop we had. Last year you remember,
we stayed home—and it was a flop!”
NANCY
sluggo is getting- so
LAZY LATELY--- I'M
WORRIED ABOUT
HIM
By Ernie Bushmiller
Y'KNOW, NANCY-
IS TH' KIND OF
MAKES A FELLER WISH
//<
LITTLE REGGIE
By Margarita
MUTT AND JEFF
MUTT ALWAYS
CALLS ME THE
LITTLE DUMBBELL
AND HE’S THE
SMART ONE/ .
MUTT,
HOW DO
YOU
SPELL
CHICAGO? y
C H0o
WRONG/
IF THREE COWS
WALK. ALONG
SINGLE FILE
WHICH ONE CAN
TURN AROUND
AND SAY *1
SEE TWO PAIR
OF HORNSR
By Bud Fisher
WRONG/
COWS CAN’T
TALK. 1
HELLO BUD FISHER?
THIS IS JEFF/
LISTEN, BUD/
MUTTS NOT
AS SMART AS
HE’S CRACKED
UP TO BE/-No/
BYE/
JITTER
YOU’RE GOING TO EAT YOUR
PRUNES HERE JUST AS YOU WOULD '
AT HOME... SO GET BUSY/
^ OH. LOOK, THERE'S
GILDA LILY, THE ACTRESS
„ COMING IN THE Di
GRAND . YOU ATE THEM WHEN^
I LOOKED AWAY . .JUST FOG THAT
YOU CAN HAVE SOME
BANANA PIE.
By Arthur Pointer
REG’LAR FELLERS
YOU MAY HAFTA
FIX UP TH' BODY
A SIT AN- I THINK
IT NEEDS A NEW
CHASSIS AN’ HOOP/
By Gene Byrnes
VIRGIL
YOU CAN'T COME IN ,
Y'R ALL WET ^>4
GO OUT TOTH* \ „
GARAGE UNTIL ) / |
YOU DRV OFF
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By Len Kleis
SILENT SAM
hoc
By Jeff Hayes
paper.
PICNIC
PLATES"
Out of Bounds
F |P IN the more remote moun-
tains of Tennessee a bam dance
may start sedately enough, but soon
the masculine guests become oiled
with the potent mountain dew, and
then things are inclined to get a
little rough. It’s really no place for
weaklings.
One night, at one of these affairs,
a visiting outlander suffered a frac
tured skull, and a young mountain
eer was arrested and charged with
the assault. In court, several physi
cians testified that the victim’s skull
was very thin—in medical terms, a
"paper skull.”
The young mountaineer was ad
judged guilty of the attack.
“Homer,” said the judge, “have
you anything to say why sentence
should not be pronounced?”
The prisoner twisted his hat and
stammered: “No, Jedge. I guess
not. But can I ask one question?”
“What is it?” demanded the judge.
“Jedge,” the defendant plaintive
ly inquired, “whatever was a man
with a paper skull doing at a Hooten
Hollow shindig?”
FATAL FIRST AID
Pat invited Mike for a ride on
the back of his new motorcycle.
After they had gone a few miles,
Pat asked Mike how he liked it.
“Shure, an’ it’s fine,” said Mike,
‘but the wind is catching me
chest.”
Pat stopped by the side of the
road and said, “Turn your coat
around, and I’ll button you up the
back. That should protect your
chest.”
They went on at a good 90 miles
an hour when they hit a truck.
A constable was called to the
scene. “Both dead,” he said to the
coroner, who came later. “This
man here was dead when I arrived
and the other was breathing till we
twisted his neck around right.”
Early Arrivals
An orange and black serpent,
a green rat and one of those
famous pink elephants eased up
to the wonder bar.
“Hello, fellows,” sez the bar
tender, “you’re early. He isn’t
here yet."
Or Listen to Radio
The inmate of a mental institu
tion was shaving himself. For an
hour, he stood before a mirror and
kept shaving away without remov
ing a solitary whisker. A friend en
tered and regarded the razor close
ly.
“Hey,” he yodeled, "you’re not
getting any place. Why don’t you
use a blade in this razor?”
The inmate turned on him.
"What?” he cried. “And cut my
self?”
TRUE TO FORM
A woman driver went to heaven
and knocked off one of the gates
getting in.'
Ruler of the Waves
The newlyweds were honeymoon
ing at the seashore. As they walked
arm in arm along the beach, the
young bridegroom looked poetical
ly out to sea and eloquently cried
out:
“Roll on, thou deep and dark blue
ocean—roll!”
His bride gazed at the water for
moment, then in hushed tones
gasped, "Oh, Fred, you wonder
ful man! It’s doing it!”
Too Far Off the Ground
Three-year-old Ross had never
seen a baby colt, so when one ar
rived in a nearby pasture, his uncle
took him to look at it
Ross stood and looked at it for
some minutes. Finally the uncle
said:
"Well, Ross, what do you think
of it?”
"It would be all right,” he an
swered earnestly, “only they have
it jacked up too high.”
Failed in Its Purpose
Two Indians had been much inter
ested in the building of a lighthouse
on the rock coast near their western
reservation. When it was completed,
they stood watching it every night.
A thick fog came in one evening,
and the siren blew continuously.
“Ugh.” said one Indian to the
other, “the light she shine, the bell
she ding-dong, the horn she whoo-
whoo, but the fog she come just the
same.” ’
Patience of Edison
It takes patience to be a scien
tist. Thomas Edison conducted
some six thousand experiments
before he found a material suit
able for the filament of his incan
descent lamp. This took him eight
years.
Get Well
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Duo to • Cold
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Also for Pain due to RHEUMATISM, MUSCLE ACHE, and COLDS.
Ask for Mild Ben-Ga]! for Children.
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