Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY. S. C. Up to the Cat "Tommy, stop pulling that cat’s tail,” demanded Tommy’s mother. "I’m just holding its tail, Mom, The cat's doing the pulling.” Boosting It "What do you think of the present business outlook?” "From the way my wife is spending money, it looks good." Discretion Jane—Who was that fellow who just kissed you? Mary—I don’t know. I never speak to strangers. The man who drank some sul phuric acid by mistake now makes boles in his handkerchief every time he sneezes. Modesty Ida—Honey, that sailor kissed me last night. Her Sister—How many times. Ida—Say, listen, I’m confessing, not bragging. KEEP COOL WITH NANCY By Ernie Bushmiller I Sufferers ITCHING SKIN H AVE you tried Resinol Oint ment for relief? Its specially blended medication gently soothes fiery itching of simple piles, dry eczema, common rashes and other skin irritations externally caused. Just bathe with mild Resinol Soap and apply soothing Resinol. Relief usually follows quickly. RESINOL 1 OINTMENT AND SOAP LITTLE REGGIE NO THEY WONT- COME DOWN IMMEDIATLY BOY, 1M GONNA MAKE,SURE THEY WONT • Y ALRIGHT... BUT HURRY !! By Margarita Yodora checks perspiration odor THE Made with a jace cream base. Yodora is actually soothing to normal skins. 1 No harsh chemicals or irritating ' | salts. Won’t harm skin or clothing. Stays soft and creamy, never gets grainy. Try gentle Yodora—jeel the wonderful \ difference! MdCrswa * Bobbin*. Inc.. Bridgeport. C FALSE TEETH To hold your loose uppers and low ers comfortably secure all day—and every day, try dentist’s amazing dis covery called STAZE. Not a “messy” powder! STAZE is pleasant-to-use paste. Get 35c tube at druggist today I Accept no substitute! Holds All Diy tr So-Called Kidney Sufferers WATCH OUT! Don’t belittle those backaches, leg pains, upset slumber, painful passages! They may be signs of bladder irritation, result of sluggish kidney j. Don’t try to treat such irritation with oldstyU kidney-stimulant-only pills; they benefit only Indirectly. Give yourself a greater chance to sleep soundly, get over your backaches, leg pains, burning passages; treat yourself with Foley (the new kidney-bladder) Fills. Nothing else like them. They stimulate sluggish kidneys; EVEN MORE IMPORTANT, they also have powerful, direct sedative-like action to soothe madder. Ask druggist for Foley Pills. Unless you find them far more satisfactory, DOUBLE YOUR MONEY BACK. Today Get 666 to Stop Malarial ami&KiiER! Now—666 brings you Qolnlno—3 more *mSi - malarials combined as Tocaquine! Caution: Take only as directed. Get 666 — today! Liquid for MALARIAL SYMPTOMS —to control ophidt oitd other similar insocfs. A little goes a long way — One ounce of Black Leaf 40 makes 6 gal lons of effective aphid- spray. Buy only in factory-sealed packages to insure full strength. TOIACCO BY-PRODUCTS S CHEMICAL CONP. INCONPONATEO LOUISVILLE 2. KT. LOOK FOR THE LEAF ON THE PACKAGE MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher JITTER By Arthur Pointer REG’LAR FELLERS By Gene Byrnes VIRGIL * By Jeff Hayes Not Worth Much The customer at the filling sthti asked for a change of oil. "What do you want—in bulk or sealed cans?” the attendant asked. "What’s the difference?” "No difference in oil/’ the attend ant explained. “The bulk is for peo ple who take my word for the qual ity and the cans for those who question my word.” "Your word is as good as mine,” the customer said thoughtfully. As the attendant started to procure the oil from the bulk supply, the cus tomer spoke up quickly, "I said your word is just as good as mine. Give me that can oil.” SUNKEN COURSE The visitor paid his greens’ fee and went out to the first tee. Taking his stance he made a wild swing and missed completely. "By jove,” he said to his oppo nent "It’s a good thing I found out early in the game that this golf course is at least two inches lower than the one I’ve been playing on." Proud Title Mrs. Jones, a London lady, was proudly discussing her new Ameri can son-in-law with a neighbor. "My Gwendolyn has done very well for herself, I must say,” she boasted. “H’after all, ’tisn’t every day a young girl marries an Ameri can lord.” "An American lord? Why, I ain't ever 'eard of such r. thing in all my born days!" "I wouldn’t tell you a lie,” said Mrs. Jones. "Aint y ou ever ’card of the American ’ousing shortage? That's why Gwendolyn’s husband is so hoity-toity. He’s a real American lord—a landlord!" Just Fiction The young man had walked from church with one of the girls of the household, but now Grandpap had cornered him as a listener over on the shady side of the porch. The old man waxed eloquent on the exploits of his own youth, and at last, there came a story that strained plausibility to the breaking point. The youth interrupted. "Grand pa,” he said, “is that the honest truth?” Grandpap’s eyes twinkled. “Lordy no, son,” he chuckled “that’s conversation.” Keeping Sharp When the train stopped at a small southern station, the city traveler sauntered out and gazed curiously at a lean animal with scraggy bristles rubbing itself against a tree. “What do you call that?” he called curiously to a darkle hoeing the field. “Razorback hawg, sah.” “Why is he rubbing himself against the tree?” inquired the traveler. “Jes' stropping hisself, sah; jes’ stropping hisself!” REVERSIBLE Cowboy—Getting your saddle on backward, aren’t you? Dude rancher — That’s all you know about it, smarty. You don’t even know which way I’m going. Not Quite Cured An asylum patient who had been certified cured was saying goodbye to the director of the institution. “And what are you going to do when you go out into the world?” asked the director. “Well,’’ said the patient, “I have passed my bar examinations, so I may practice law. I have also had quite a bit of experience in college dramatics, so I might try acting.” He paused for a moment, deep in thought “Then on the other hand,” he continued, “I may be a tea- kettle.” On the Fly Two rival insurance agents were talking about the prompt payment of their claims. “If a man died tonight," one boasted, “his widow would receive the full benefit in the first mail to morrow morning.” "That’s nothing,” exclaimed the other. “Our office is on the twenty- fourth floor of the State building. The other day a man jumped from the thirtieth floor and we handed him his check as he went past the window." Party [ ^ide-^uuept 8125 1-6 yru Scalloped Frock T OOKING for a simple, pretty— ■*-' yet easy to make dress for your tiny daughter? Here’s the answer—a dainty scalloped frock cut all in one piece with draw strings at neck and waistline. She’ll adore the colorful ribbon bows. Pattern No. 8125 comes in sizes 1, 2. 3, i, 5 and 6 years. Size 2. 1% yards of 35 or 39-inch; 2 3 ,i yards ribbon. In working with plywood it is well to remember that even the very best grades have defects on one side while the other side is nearly perfect. —•— When ripping snap fasteners from discarded clothing, keep the pairs together by punching a small hole in a card and snapping the fasteners in this. —•— If you have a job that keeps you on your feet all day, try placing a powder puff in the heel of your shoes. —•— Pin hankies on the line along thf top of the sheets. They will faster, and the extra pins will keep the sheet from blowing a' This also saves line room for er pieces of clothing. 'art With Slanted SMART as can be is-" youthful daytime dress —' to see you handsome through the summer. The slant- ed closing is popular, and note how the half peplum in front flares and buttons. • • • Pattern No. 1640 is for sizes 12, 14, 16, 18 and 20. Size 14, 3Va yards of 35-inch. Send an additional twenty-five cents for your copy of the SUMMER FASHION. Contains loads of smart, practical sew ing ideas for every woman. Free pat tern printed inside the book. Grandma SPEARIN'. To clean black or dark blue use a teaspoonful of ammonii mixed with half a cup of cold tea/ —•— Cook meat longer at a low, con stant temperature if you want to avoid shrinkage. You’ll get a golden brown surface on your roasts this way too. —•— The proper way to use a ham mer is to grip the handle close to the end. —•— Keep tablecloths from wrinkling by folding them once and wind ing them on a large roll of news paper. —•— When sending things to the cleaner, if possible tell him the history of spots on the garments to be cleaned. —•— Try waxing your bureau draw ers. Scrub the drawers with soap and water first, however, to be sure no musty odors are left in them. When applying the wax, use a clean cloth, and apply as much as the wood will take without be coming sticky. The application of wax to bureau drawers will close the wood pores and give a hardwood finish to soft woods. r y * y left COUSIN IRMA sez what you use for seasonin’ vegetables should be real tasty by Itself. That's why she uses Nu-Maid. ADVICE TO CHILDREN. You gotta have a good memory to be a good fibber, ’cause once you tell a fib, It takes a heap of remem* berln’ to keep it workin’. RAKES ALIVE, when you see the words "Table-Grade” on a pack age of Margarine, ye’re sure It’s top quality. Nu-Maid Margarine’s Table-Grade, made 'specially fer use on the table. Table-Grade MARGARINE Let’s go to town —a# Home! N O TELLING what tomorrow's weather may be. It fools the best fore caster. But we do want chintz ior the windows. We do need a car pet sweeper, a new percolator, and a new end-table in the living-room. And we don’t want to slosh around rainy streets to hunt them. Problem: How to thwart the weather man. Simple enough! Let's sit down by the fireplace and read the advertisements. Here it's comiortable and snug. We'll taka the newspaper page by page, compare prices, qualities, brand-names. Tomorrow, rain or thine, we'll head for the store that has what we want, and home again in a jiffy. • “Buying at Home"—through the advertising columns—gives you wide selection, more time to decide, and satisfaction when you decide. • MAKE IT ONE OF YOUR PLEASANT HABITS!