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THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY, S. C.
SHIFT OF COMMANDERS
WASHINGTON. — Inside fac'
about the shift of U. S. commanders
in Germany is that the stage was
set for the change shortly after Lt.
Gen. Lucius D. Clay visited the Na
tional Association of Manufacturers
in New York.
Shortly before that, the senate war
investigating committee’s chief
counsel, George Meader, had come
back from Germany with a prelim
inary report highly critical of what
went on in the U. S. occupation zone.
General Clay, then in the United
States, was upset by this report and
talked to Secretary of State Byrnes
about resigning. He felt that Gen.
Joseph McNarney, top commander
of U. S. troops in Germany, was the
man really responsible, although he.
Clay, as head of the military govern
ment for Germany, got the blame.
On top of the unfavorable Meader
report, General Clay addressed a
meeting of the National Association
of Manufacturers and afterwards
sat down at an off-the-record meet
ing of NAM leaders including some
of the top moguls of American in
dustry. Their solution for the future
of Germany was simple. They told
Clay that they should be permitted
to get in touch with their opposite
numbers in German industry — the
big industrialists who helped build
up Hitler’s war machine.
If allowed to do business With the
German cartels, the U. S. indus
trialists told Clay, they would have
Germany back on its feet in no
time.
This shocked General Clay. He
said he would retire from the army
immediately if any such deal was
carried out. He warned that the Ger
man people did not believe in or
understand free enterprise and that
Germany could only continue under
strong government controls.
• * •
CAPITAL CHAFF
The RFC apparently thinks
that the Germans are a better
risk than veterans’ housing. It
will advance about 3 billion dol
lars to rebuild Germany during
the next three years, but was
afraid of losing money on Wil
son Wyatt’s prefabricated hous
ing for veterans. . . . Wyatt, ex
mayor of Louisville, passed out
golden keys to the city of Louis
ville to guests he invited to a
farewell party. ... No wonder
John L. Lewis is hard luck for
labor. He’s the “13th” vice
president of the A. F. of L.
• • •
AIRLINE DYNAMITE
The dynamite now exploding in
side Trans World Airlines between
Jack Frye, its president, and How
ard Hughes, its chief stockholder,
has caused members of the civil
aeronautics board to begin some
careful probing of the aviation in
dustry. Their probe indicates that
things aren’t going anywhere nearly
as well as the airline ballyhoo indi
cates.
Among other things, six companies
operated in the red during the first
nine months of 1946—TWA, Colonial,
Chicago and Southern, Northeast
ern, Pennsylvania-Central and West
ern.
Furthermore, the airlines have
over-ordered new planes to such an
extent that they will never be able
to use more than a fraction of the
planes supposed to be delivered.
For instance, the present fleet of
civil planes has a capacity of 15
billion seat miles annually. Howev
er, when the planes now on order
are delivered, capacity will be 41
billion passenger seat miles.
This is in contrast to the fact that
the planes now on hand are 100 per
cent in excess of the passengers now
carried. Result is many unpubli
cized cancellations. One of the most
disquieting situations is the fact that
TWA has placed large orders with
Lockheed, and heavy cancellations
would deal Lockheed a tough blow.
• * *
PACIFIC MERRY-GO-ROUND
Best way to gain popularity in
the Far East today is to take
along a supply of Roosevelt
dimes. Congressional travelers
returned from China and the Pa
cific islands report that these
were the most welcome gifts
they could make to native digni
taries. . . . First general election
in history of the Truk island
group in the Pacific was held in
January. Island chieftains and
officials for the entire group
were chosen. Heretofore these
offices have been hereditary. . . .
Among the voters were many
who have lived under Spanish,
German and Japanese control.
This was their first election.
• • •
IN FULL PRODUCTION
FOR QUIZ PROGRAMS
“How now?” we asked the Man
Who Built a Better Mousetrap.
“What’s the situation?”
“Everything’s going good,” he re
plied. “We’re in full production.”
“Stuff getting through to the
American homes at last, eh?” we
said.
“Oh, no,” said the Man Who
Built a Better Mousetrap. "Noth
ing’s getting through to the Amer
ican home. Nothing at all.”
“Where is the stuff going?” we
asked.
“Radio programs,” said the
M. W. B. A. B. M. “We’re just like
most industries, we don’t expect to
get much through to the customers
for a couple of years. The radio
programs take everything we can
turn out.”
"Don’t tell me that mousetraps,
too, are among the prizes on radio
programs.”
“Why not? The radio people don’t
tell the winners they’re mousetraps
necessarily. They say they’re a new
ash tray imported from France, or
a novelty air purifier or an electric
lighter or Swiss book ends. Of
course, if a master of ceremonies on
a radio program sees a contestant
who doesn’t look very bright he may
admit it’s just a mousetrap but tells
the radio audience it can be applied
to a stiff shoulder as a poultice.”
*
“The quiz program has been a
great thing for industry,” we sug
gested. “In the old days a slump
could not be cushioned by merely
getting a lot of people into a studio
and seeing if they knew the name
of the bridge Steve Brodie jumped
from.”
“It must have been tough,”
sighed the Mousetrap Builder.
“Fancy being in the manufacturing
business and not be able to supply
prizes for the Queen For a Day
program!”
»
“One thing is not clear,” we said.
"Isn’t there a terrific public de
mand for most everything manufac
turers produce today?”
“Oh yes.”
“Then, why do the manufacturers
deluge quiz programs with millions
of dollars worth of products
hourly?”
The Man Who Built a Better
Mousetrap regarded us sternly. “So
you’d get stuff to the consumer
and not to all those people who
turn up on radio programs and tell
what Washington’s first name was!”
he said, abruptly leaving us.
• • •
Presidential Campaign
And Television
More bad news!
*
The candidates and orators in the
1948 presidential campaign are
coming to us by television!
*
The long-suffering public is going
to get not only alarming speeches
but alarming faces!
*
Just as election campaigns were
first broadcast in the Hoover era,
the first big-time television per
formance will be put on during the
next Presidential campaign.
*
Candidates should be heard but
not screened. Only one in a million
has a face that an interior decora
tor would call essential. Undef^sim-
ple radio, there was always the
comforting thought a candidate
might not look as bad as he sound
ed. Under television he can be
guilty on both counts.
•
We predict right now that tele
vision will cancel out the women’s
vote. It took 150 years for them to
get the ballot. Under television
they may give it back.
*
The only candidate with a chance
may be the fellow who makes the
women voters remark not “Sound,
isn’t he?” but “ah-h-h! What a hunk
of man!”
• • •
"The situation in the Democratic party
is not hopeless if new blood is infused."—
Jim Farley. This is the first time anybody
has classified its plight so desperate as to
call for transfusion.
• • •
“Seventy Per Cent of Lend-
Lease Repaid,” says President.—
Headline.
•
“I didn’t realize,” says Ima Dodo,
“that we could afford to advance
the money to pay us back.”
• • •
New low in movie titles: "The Corpse
Came C. O. D."
* • *
BACK SEAT PHONING
SCHOOLS NEED TYPEWRITERS
Schools and colleges may come
ahead of veterans in getting surplus
war property for educational uses,
according to a plan now under con
sideration at the White House. At
present veterans get first crack at
typewriters, adding machines and all
other types of equipment—and when I
the vets are through there isn’t >
much left for the states, schools and !
colleges. This problem recently was
placed before the President by ex-
Sen. Joseph Rosier of West Virginia.
The guy I label low as lice,
I have no fear in owning,
Are those who prompt and give
advice
Whenever I am phoning.
Pier.
• • *
Telegrams have gone up 10 per
cent, making a total of 20 per cent
in a year. Taking into consideration
the high cost of postage stamps and
telephone calls, the fellow who has
nothing he wants to say to any
body is in a soft spot.
CONGRESSIONAL BROTHERS . . . Repr. John Davis Lodge, left, Con
necticut, and Sen. Henry Cabot Lodge, Massachusetts, put their broth
erly heads together to compare notes on legislation in the 80th congress.
They are sons of the late U. S. Sen. Henry Cabot Lodge, who was a
mighty power in the senate during the Wilson regime. Both brothers are
Republicans and are expected to take an active part in official Washing
ton during the next few years.
CRASHED AT JONES BEACH . . . Jones beach, famed New York play
ground, narrowly averted being the scene of one of the month’s worst
plane disaster. A Baltimore to Los Angeles airliner lost in the snow and
unable to find LaGuardia airfield, was forced to crash land at Jones
beach. The pilot carefully chose the hard strip of sand between breakers
and soft beach sand. The 13 passengers and three crew members were
shaken but otherwise uninjured.
BABY STRONG MAN ... He stands in the air with the greatest of ease
and with the utmost in pleasure, does little six-month-old Ronnie Udkoff,
shown standing on the hand of his dad, Bud Udkoff, at their home in
Chicago. This part of Ronnie’s education started two months ago, and
he seems to be having the time of his life.
WORLD'S BREASTSTROKE CHAMP . . . Joe Verdeur, LaSalle col
lege, Philadelphia, is hailed as the new world’s champion by his vic
tory in 200-yard breaststroke, in breaking record set in 1939 by R. R.
Hough of 2 minutes and 22 seconds. Verdeur is a freshman with three
more years of intercollegiate competition before him. He also is un
defeated in the 220-yard free-style event. LaSalle will count heavily on
him to splash the Blue and Gold to further victories.
SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE . . .
Repr. Joseph W. Martin Jr. (R.,
Mass.), as he opened the 80th ses
sion of congress, after his election
as speaker of the house. Following
the Republican landslide, he suc
ceeded Repr. Sam Rayburn (D„
Tex.).
WITHOUT A COUNTRY . • . Mil
dred Gillars, 37, American musi
cian-actress, known as "Axis Sally,”
arrested in Berlin for treasonable
activities on behalf of the Nazi
propaganda ministry, is now with
out a country to call her own.
SAVED FROM FIRE . . . John
Roccosanto, Chicago, keeps cool
even though a fire burns his hat
shop. Here he is shown with some
of the hats he saved from the
raging flames that completely de
stroyed his shop and most of his
stock.
ITALY’S PRIME MINISTER . . .
Alcide de Gasperi, as he arrived
at Washington, the guest of the
United States government. In ad
dition to visits to various govern
ment departments he will meet
with leading Italians to report as
their prime minister.
HOGAN WINS . . . Ben Hogan, Her-
shey. Pa., who won the Los An
geles golf tournament over Toney
Penna with a 72-hole score of 280,
• new Rivera Country club course
record.
f I 'HE general attitude toward um-
pires is, in our opinion, one of the
greatest crimes in sport. Ball play
ers in large numbers have been con
victed in the pa^ of
selling and throw
ing games. Players
and managers have
been indicted on
other counts, out
side of baseball. But
no umpire that I
can recall has ever
been connected with
a scandal of any
sort. They have
been the backbone
of baseball — the
foundation of base- Grantland Rice
ball.
What has been their reward? The
age old cry of “Kill the umpire.”
They have been hated and assault
ed and scorned by the mob. They
have been stormed at, cursed, in
sulted by players and managers who
in the main were using these um
pires as alibis for their own mis
takes—for their defeats.
I can go back a long way in um
pires—Tim Hurst, Silk O’Loughlin,
Tommy Connelly, Billy Evans, Bill
Klem (and what a guy), Cy Wrig-
ler, Hank O’Day, Bill Dineen, Lord
Byron, Arlie Latham, Charlie Mo
ran, on and on and on.
A great bunch. Dead honest. Dead
■game, these Big Boys in Blue. You
couldn’t buy one of them at any
price. You couldn’t scare ’em.
No one can bluff any of them.
Once in a while they may get to be
overly tough, overly officious. But
after all they are supposed to run
the game—and when they don’t the
game will be a farce. A complete
joke.
Honest and Tough
I’ve known umpires for over 40
years. Among the top ones, I’ve
never known anyone who wasn’t hon
est and fearless—and tough when he
had to be. Honest, fearless and
tough. For the umpire knows how
the managers and the ball players
use him in an attempt to cover up
their mistakes.
Umpires make many mistakes.
But Ty Cobb only batted .367 and
Babe Ruth wasn’t even close to this
mark. That means mistakes for the
ball player over two-thirds of the
time. Who is perfect or close to be
ing perfect in the world’s most im
perfect period of time?
What is the umpire’s reward for
the job he turns in? An outcast, as
a general rule. Sure the hours are
good, as Tim Hurst once said, but
no better than the hours a ball play
er or a manager knows.
Not only a social outcast, but also
the subject of vile abuse from man
agers and players—and from the
crowd if the umpire doesn’t happen
to call the play in favor of the home
club.
What can the crowd in the stands
see? The angles on strikes—plays
at the bases—nothing at all. They
don’t know that slight angles can
make a difference of many feet.
These crowds haven’t the slightest
idea of what actually happened.
They can miss a strike or a ball
by over a foot. So can any man
ager sitting on the bench. He also
is all out of line. He is only guess
ing his own way where on a general
average he is completely wrong.
A vital part of an aggressive ball
team, including manager and play
er, always concerns attacking and
riding the umpire. This is supposed
to mean a fighting, bustling team.
Why was it, then, that Walter John
son never protested an umpire’s de
cision? Why was it that you rarely
saw Joe McCarthy or Billy South-
worth, certainly two of the best,
storming from the dugout in some
protest? These two let the umpires
run the game.
Riding the Umpire
John McGraw, a great manager,
came up in a different era. Mc
Graw always faceTd two opponents—
the other team and the umpire. You
couldn’t give McGraw enough oppo
nents, including hostile stands. All
Mac wanted was a fight with any
body.
But the game has changed in later
years. And now we have too many
managers and ball players trying to
copy McGraw. They are using um
pires for their mistakee—as alibis.
The point I’d like to make is this—
here we have a group who should
belong at the top of sport. And yet
their reward is abuse from the
crowds—abuse from the ball players
—abuse from the managers. About
95 per cent abuse. In the main these
umpires are picked from the best of
the ball players. From the smart
est and the most courageous . The
wonder is that any sane citizen
would ever want to be an umpire.
* * *
The Middleiveights
The middleweights, always among
the best in the ring, still dominate
all divisions by a wide margin. The
middleweights mean quality as well
as quantity.
Some while ago we figured five top
middleweights running the show.
They were Zale the champion,
Graziano, LaMotta, Cerdan and
Abrams. The verdict was that ei
ther Cerdan or Abrams had to be
eliminated. But the Cerdan-Abrams
party was too close to be decisive.
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