The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, January 03, 1947, Image 2
THE MEWBEKKY SUN, NEVVBEUKY, S. C.
STALIN’S HEALTH
WASHINGTON.—Diplomatic dis
patches from Moscow indicate def
initely that Marshal Stalin’s health
has had another setback. He suf
fered a heart attack some time in
November and now is resting in
the Crimea.
This fact has been made the sub
ject of an official report to the state
department.
This last heart attack Is the
second suffered by the man who
has ruled Russia so long. Last
winter he also had to go to the
Crimea to recuperate from an
illness. Stalin is now 67 years
old, but has crammed more di
versified life and hardship into
those years than any other
world leader.
Radio Breakfast Programs
Of History
(King Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn.)
Anne—Good morning, Henry.
Henry — Good morning, dear.
Where’s my bicarbonate?
Anne—Oh, come now, it isn’t time
for that commercial yet.
Henry (studying the script)—Ah,
what a lovely morning. Isn’t it won
derful just to be alive?
Anne (with a shudder)—I’ll bet
that’s what you say to all your wives!
Henry—Let’s start off with the
weather. It’s clear and warm here
in the castle, with possible storms
by afternoon.
Anne—With you, honey, life is one
Stalin was imprisoned and exiled ! storm after another. What’s the of-
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to Siberia eight times, and the years
have taken their toll. He was not
play-acting when he held up Church
ill and Truman by staying in bed
one day at Potsdam.
It is generally expected that For
eign Minister Molotov will succeed
Stalin.
• • •
THE REAL-ESTATE LOBBY
Next major lobbying drive in
Washington will be against rent con
trols, only control measure which
survived President Truman’s sweep
ing OPA decontrol order.
The President has decided to elim
inate OPA completely, and has on
his desk an executive order trans
ferring rent control to the depart
ment of commerce.
The real-estate lobbyists know
they can’t get even a Republican
congress to repeal rent control.
So they’ve decided on a new tac
tic. The lobby is drawing up
a bill which would transfer rent
control from the federal govern
ment to the states.
This will be advanced as a “states’
£T|hts” and “economy” measure.
The result, however, will be the
same.
Twelve states now have no rent
control, and in other states most
control laws are elastic.
* • •
LAME DUCKS PLAY INDIANS
Twice in recent weeks. President
Truman has been visited by con
gressmen who asked him to appoint
friends on the new Indian claims
commission. Sen. Joe O’Mahoney of
Wyoming urged the appointment of
Louis O’Marr, attorney genera! of
Wyoming, while Representative Bill
Stigler of Oklahoma brought along
his candidate—Justice Earl Welch
of the Oklahoma Supreme court, who
is part Chickasaw himself.
The President made no commit
ment beyond saying he intends to
announce the make-up of the new
commission soon.
He did apologize to Stigler, how
ever, for the delay in making the
appointments. N
What Truman did not explain
was that he also had been urged
to wait to see whether any
worthy Democrats, defeated in
the election, might want the job. •
The names of lameduck con
gressman Will Robinson of Utah,
an excellent man, and Jed John
son of Oklahoma, who lost out
on a chance to be a custom court
judge, now have been suggest
ed.
The commission is one which will
require a topflight staff, since it will
have to pass judgment on all Indian
claims which have not gone into the
courts. There is absolutely no statu
tory limit on the age of the claims—
which means that if an Indian tribe
wants to claim that it has legal right
to the entire territory of the State
of Utah, the commission may have
to hear the argument.
* * *
NEXT GOP CONVENTION
Although the Republican national
convention is two years off, several
cities already are pressing GOP mo
guls for the privilege of helping nom
inate the man they figure will be
the next president of the U. S.
Rep. George Bender, Ohio con-
gressman-at-large and head of the
Cleveland Republican committee,
appeared before the national com
mittee to propose Cleveland as the
convention site.
As soon as Bender proposed Cleve
land for the convention site. Com
mitteeman Werner Schroeder of Hii-
nJis asked, “Isn’t it true that Ohio
has a couple of candidates for the
nomination? Don’t you think it
might be better to meet on neutral
territory?”
“Is there a state that doesn’t
have a candidate?” asked Bend
er. “If you’re going to rule out
states with candidates, about the
only place we could hold the 1948
(SOP convention is Miami.”
*' * •
POSTMASTER JIM MEAD?
The White House is afraid that
if Bob Hannegan resigns both as
postmaster general and Democratic
national chairman the Republican
senate may refuse to confirm any
one who is to serve in both jobs.
One man the senate would confirm,
however, is Sen Jim Mead of New
York, who lost out in his bid for
governor of New York. The senate
rarely questions the appointment of
any senator or former senator to an
official post. Moreover, Mead is
considered a postal authority.
ficial temperature from the weather
bureau?
Henry—Have you forgotten? The
weather man gave me the wrong
thermometer reading at yesterday’s
breakfast and I had him executed.
Anne—Aren’t you a little hasty
with your executions?
Henry—Coming from a wife of
mine it is a natural question, sweet,
but by my troth I shall decline to
answer. By the way, did you notice
that stunning girl at the new
pageant last night?
Anne—Every time you see Jane
Seymour at an opening you ask me
that.
Henry (humming)—If you see Sey
mour like I see Seymour. . . .
Anne — No singing copimercial,
please!
Henry—Oh, come on, let’s eat!
How are my dozen eggs on beef
coming? And remember 12 slices
of buttered toast will do for break
fast today. I’m not myself.
Anne—Aren’t food prices awful,
Henry. I paid four shillings for that
roast stag you had for lunch yester
day, and that was with the feet off.
Henry—Were the feet off? I didn’t
notice. Here’s where a commercial
comes in. Is your appetite weak?
Are you finicky at the table? Take
Squeeper’s Stomach Bitters — the
ones in the green bottle and you
will have the appetite of a king.
Anne—Come, Henry, don’t exag
gerate.
•
Henry—Anne, my dear, you have a
very pretty neck. And that’s the cue
for another commercial.
Anne—The secret of a pretty neck,
I hope you all know, is Perth’s Tis
sue Builder, the Cream of Royalty.
A woman who uses this need never
worry about her neck.
Henry—That’s what you think!
Anne—Always joking, aren’t you,
Henry?
Henry—Am I?
Anne—I certainly hope so. Let’s
get off the subject of necks.
*
"Henry—By the way, why aren’t
our canaries twittering this morn
ing?
Anne—You know very well why.
You ate their bird seed. Dear me,
you eat everything.
Henry—Odds bodkins, you are get
ting flip. Stick to the script.
Anne—Oh, Henry!
Henry—Go ahead with the puff,
but if I catch the fellow who named
that candy bar after me I’ll send
him to the Tower. He’ll pay for it
with his head.
Anne—You’re always making peo- j
pie pay with their heads. Do you
think ‘it funny?
Henry—You’ll find out. And now,
folks, it’s time for our guest star.
* *
Anne—Who are our guest stars to
day, Henry?
Henry—Two charming girls, Anne
of Cleves and Catherine Howard.
Anne—Over my dead body!
Henry—Okay, if that’s tne way you
want it!
* * *
HOPE
\My husband hates the jukebox so
That lately he’s been praying
That there will come a quarter slot
To keep the thing from playing.
—Alice B. Matheny.
• » •
Patter and Platters
Ted Husing is now a disc jockey
and we suppose his life has become
a matter of disca and data.
•
Husing gets $250,000 a year in his
new job with the musical records.
Obviously it all depends on the ex
tent of the “turnover.”
*
Incidentally, since Bing Crosby is
trying to get Wednesday known as
Bingday, how about Ted asking that
every day be known as Plattersday?
TABLE TALK
To dine out at the
Homes of friends
Is much against my
Some guy suggests,
When dinner ends:
“And now let’s do
the dishes.”
SURVIVES 13,000 VOLTS ... Johnny Floyd, 9, shown with his mother
at their home in Baltimore, survived 13,000 volts of electricity, only
slightly the worse for the experience. This is more than six times the
amount of voltage used in electrocuting criminals. The voltage passed
through his body as he played atop a railroad car.
OFFERS EYE TO VET . . . Robert
W. Lincoln, Brockton, Mass., vet
eran, recently gave a touching ex
ample of bravery and generosity
when he offered one of his eyes to
Corp. Chester R. Perkins, Phoenix-
ville. Pa., hopelessly blinded by
German mine.
MAPS COMMUNITY SPORTS PROGRAM . . . Sports writers from all
sections of the country met fti Washington to hammer out a network of
community sports programs offerfttg boys and girls an outlet other than
juvenile delinquency for their youthful energy. Left to right: W. F. Fox
Jr., Indianapolis News; Bob Considine, International News; Douglas W.
McGregor, attorney general’s office; A1 Santoro, Los Angeles Examiner;
Jack Carberry, Denver Post, and Hugh Daily, Detroit Times, lead pro
gram plans.
HEADS UNRRA . . . Maj. Gen.
Lowell W. Rooks, Arlington, Va.,
who has been named director gen
eral of UNRRA, to succeed Fiorel-
lo LaGuardia. Rooks has been serv
ing as assistant director during the
past year.
HUCK FINN GOLDILOCKS . . . Jimmy Garvin, 13, the most rugged of
rugged individualists, has all the other characteristics of a Huckleberry
Finn, but he wears his hair long. His classmates at Langley junior high
school, Washington, D. C., used to kid Jimmy about it.
wishes—
—Pier.
Wilson W. Wyatt has resigned as
federal housing chief. Leaving the
White House roof in a time of such
an acute roof shortage is our idea
of conspicuous courage.
REVOLT ENDS . . . Pres. Romulo
Betancourt of Venezuela, as he an
nounced the end of the revolt by
conservative insurgents. 'He stated
that the captured insurgents will
be given a fair trial.
FRANCO’S CHALLENGE TO UNITED NATIONS . . . Three-hour dem
onstration against the United Nations was staged in the heart of Madrid
by 300,000 cheering Spaniards. One sign read: “Franco, we are at your
orders against the world if you command it.” Generalissimo Franco
appeared before the crowd and told them that the United Nations had
no right to interfere in the internal affairs of his country. The U. N.
proposal to recall ambassadors brought about the demonstration.
EXPERT ARTIST . . . Seated at his
easel, Glen Scobey (Pop) Warner,
football’s famed “Old Fox,” re
touching one of his canvas master
pieces at his Palo Alto, Calif., home.
He formerly coached many cele
brated football teams.
The Prize-Winning
Crocheted Runnel
HONORED FOR LANDING SYS
TEM . . . The Robert J. CoUier
trophy, nation’s highest aviation
award, was given to Dr. Luis W.
Alvarez, 35, University of California
physics professor, for his ground-
controlled approrch system, which
guides radio-equipped planes.
Grantland Rice
The college football season is over
—on football fields. But it really
should be only beginning on the part
of those who believe that true col
lege football is a
great game and
should be saved.
We mean saved
from too much out
right professional
ism and a degree of
semi - professional
ism that is just as
bad. It may be that
we have harped on
this subject too
often. But it is still
a vital matter to
those who love col
lege football as it should be run and
played.
There are four leading organiza
tions who should have a hand in
this checking up.
1. The college presidents—who
are supposed to be the heads of
their institutions. These men con-
tiol student obligations, classroom
ability.
2. The graduate managers.
3. The football coaches, who have
much at stake and who have taken,
a big part of the beating.
4. The alumni who are interested
in something more than winning
teams at any cost. Those could be
major factors.
Southern Situation
Here is a letter that might inter
est you:
“Dear Sir:
“I happen to be from the South
where I know that the football situ-
| ation, from a student or an amateur
angle, is pretty bad. But it is just
about as bad, although better cov
ered up, in many other sections.
Down here we pay and take care of
a lot of football players who in too
many cases are poor students. But
I have found the same thing is true
1 pretty well around the map. I don’t
believe any reformers are going to
stop this. I believe it will fall of its
j own weight from the feeling I
have found developing among the
students themselves and the alumni.
They are getting sick of seeing their
colleges represented too often by
physical education and other soft-
course players who are interested
in football only for pay, and a pro
fessional job later on.
“Many of these students can just
about read and write, and they im
prove little even in this respect.
Don’t think the real students don’t
know this. Most of them know the
ones that have been brought in, are
being paid and what soft courses
they are taking. They know how
professional the game has grown in
many places. And I’ve also run
across a number of coaches who
are getting fed up with their jobs
of recruiting or taking care of the
paid men brought in.
—Southerner.”
We put this problem up to a veter
an football coach in the East who
knows most of the inside answers.
“I doubt,” he told me, “that
you can prevent certain forms of
payment that can be so easily cov
ered up. There will be no real im
provement until entrance tests are
made much stiffer, until college
classroom requirements are lifted
many degrees. I am referring to
physgsal education players, for
whom football is a good part of
their college work. There are sev
eral other soft courses I might men
tion where big, fast and valuable
football players are taken care of.
These boys are getting nothing out
of college except football. After all,
you are supposed to go to college
largely for an education. Why not
have each college print on its
football programs the courses Its
football players are taking?
Harm to Character
“Of course poor boys deserve
their chance for an education. Thou
sands, possibly hundreds of thou
sands, who never kicked or threw
a football do get that chance. Foot
ball is too great a game to be
wrecked by the modem desire to
win, no matter what the ethics, no
matter what the cost. These forget
the great harm they also are doing
to young players from the side of
building character. They know who
is cheating.”
As a player and a coach and a
man of high character this man’s
name stands high in football.
Oddly enough, Frank Butterworth,
one of Yale’s most famous stars,
and John Kieran, the philosopher
and thinking machine, had the
same answer—“Abolish all gate re
ceipts, as Army and Notre Dame
did for years.”
“You can’t have amateur sport
with big gate receipts," Kieran
says.
Illiterate Athletes
I already can hear one indignant
war cry. “Our college standards
are high. We meet every particu
lar in this respect.” Certainly the
Big Nine and the Ivy league are
among the leaders. But how did one
of the college stars from one big
conference, who had starred on a
team for two years, misspell 41 out
of 56 words in a certain brief exam
ination (some of these a 14-year-
old high school boy wouldn’t have
missed) and still be eligible for foot
ball?
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• • •
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