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THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY. S. C.
NERVOUS OVER CONVICTIONS
WASHINGTON.—The war depart
ment isn’t saying anything about
it, but General Eisenhower and
Field Marshal Montgomery, both
now in Europe, got nervous over the
results of the Nuernberg trials.
What they didn’t like was the con
viction of their opposite numbers in
the German army, especially Field
Marshals Jodi and Keitel, and Nazi
Admiral Doenitz.
Eisenhower sent some rather
strong though confidential represen
tations back to the war department
from Europe.
High-up military friends of the
chief of staff point out that the
Nuernberg precedent of con
victing army-navy commanders
for war guilt might easily boom
erang against those in com
mand of the American army
and navy.
For instance, U. S. and Canadian
armies have been conducting im
portant maneuvers in the Arctic,
“Operation Muskox,” calculated to
defend Canada and the U. S. from
ar« Arctic circle invasion. What
worries Eisenhower and top mili
tary men is the idea that if we
should get into war with Russia and
lose, they could be tried and might
be convicted on the grounds of insti
gating aggressive warfare.
Of course, the Muskox operation
is defensive, and a long way from
aggression, but a war-crimes court
might twist it around.
* • *
NEW WAR PROGRAM
Although Hollywood strikes should
keep movie mogul Donald Nelson
busy, the former WPB chief is flying
between Washington and Hollywood
three or four times a month to work
on a plan for quick remobilization
of American industry in the event
of another war.
Only announcement thus far is
that Nelson has been asked by the
President to consult him regarding
which * munitions plants should be
kept in readiness for quick recon
version. Inside fact is that Nel
son’s activities have been far more
extensive.
Administration leaders believe,
however, that because of public im
patience over continued war restric
tions, it is best to censor public an
nouncement of the remobilization
preparedness program until after
the elections.
The President probably will ask
the next congress for what might be
termed a peacetime WPB, and will
offer the top job to Nelson.
• • •
WANTS GOOD ADVISERS
Harry Truman has received a lot
of criticism for not surrounding
himself with higher type men in the
White House. One reason of course
is '.hat Truman is genuinely fond of
the poker-playing, joke-telling Mis
sourians and Mississippians who are
around him.
On the other hand, few except
those on the inside know how hard
Truman has tried to get others to
join his staff. He begged Franklin
D. Roosevelt Jr. to become assist
ant secretary of the navy. He urged
Bob Nathan, former brain truster
for the War Production board, to be
come an economic adviser.
One of his most significant
talks was with Isador Lubin, a
White House secretary under
Roosevelt. The talk indicates
that Truman at times feels a
sense of genuine loneliness.
In the course of the conversation,
Lubin blurted:
“Well, Mr. President, there’s
something I sort of miss around
here.”
“You mean,” suggested the Pres
ident, “that you miss Roosevelt?”
“Yes,” replied Lubin.
“Well, I miss him too,”'said
Truman. From the tone of his voice
you could tell that he very much
meant it.
• • •
ARMY BANS BYRNES DISCUSSION
The White House order against
public debate of Byrnes’ foreign pol
icy has now been extended to G.I.s.
This is one aftermath of the Wal-
lace-Byrnes feud, and is a reversal
of the “free discussion” policy usu
ally followed during the war.
“Since Secretary Byrnes’ address
Is an expression of government pol
icy,” the army has just ruled, “dis
cussion leaders will take an affirma
tive attitude toward the policy as
presented and maintain discussion
within the bounds outlined for this
army talk, rather than lead a debate
on the wisdom of our foreign pol
icy."
Last summer the army’s manual
to “the information-education of
ficer” advised just the opposite,
namely, that “the soldier may dis
cuss matters pertaining to govern
mental and military policies.”
* * *
CAPITAL CHAFF
The state and war departments
are having a private pitched battle
over army plans to send a large
Bight of B-29’s on a round-the-
world tour. It looks too much like
sabre-rattling. . . . Assistant Secre
tary of State Will Clayton’s Texas
business partner, Lamar Fleming,
has made a $2,000 contribution to
the Republican campaign. . . . The
state department had trouble get
ting reservations at New York ho
tels for U. N. delegates—partly be
cause of race, color and creed.
Radio Train Interviews
A daily radio feature interviews
travelers, and not too interesting
ones, on the Twentieth Century, a
famous railroad train. We propose
an extension to other trains; for in
stance, the 7:25 from Crnk Hollow
to Birdseed Hills:
Interviewer—This is the Conk Hol
low 7:25, folks. Every afternoon
at this time we board the old rattle
trap and interview the passengers.
On this train today is Artemus Wig
gins. What’s your last name, Mr.
Wiggins?
Passenger—Wiggins.
. Interviewer — Well, well, that’s
very interesting. How long have
you been Wiggins, Mr. Wiggins?
Passenger—Oh, ever since I can
remember. My folks were Wig
ginses.
Interviewer (enthusiastically)—Is
that so! That’s exciting, yes in
deed. And when did you first go
into the oil business?
Passenger—I’m not in the oil busi
ness; those spots have always been
on this suit.
Interviewer—Well, thank you, Mr.
Wiggins for a very interesting mo
ment in this day coach, and when
you shave next week try our free
can of Mullett’s Ruberoo. And now
we have still another extraordinary
person on this trip, a George Squib-
sej. What is your name, Mr.
Squiffey?
Passenger—Squiffell.
Interviewer—A Squiffell on this
train! Well, what do you know
about that? Tell the radio audi
ence what your business is, Carl.
Passenger—I just run around in
day coaches.
•
Interviewer (beside himself)—
Give him a hand, folks. Here is a
man who runs around in day
coaches. (Applause.) Wffiy do you
do this, Mr. Squilich?
Passenger—Oh, somebody’s al
ways apt to come through with a
microphone.
Interviewer—And you like to talk
into microphones?
Passenger—I’ve often thought I
would like it as a career.
Interviewer—You think this would
be a better world, Mr. Squittsey, if
more people talked into mikes on
commuter trains?
Passenger—I heard Crosby and
Hope started that way.
*
Interviewer—Thanks, Mr. Squink-
ey, for a very helpful little chat,
which I am sure the great radio
audience found most unique. Have
a cake of soap! We have another
interesting passenger here. He’s ly
ing here across two seats with his
shoes off. What’s your name?
Passenger—What’s it to you?
Interviewer—Look! (He holds up
the mike.)
Passenger—That’s different! I
am N. B. Furst—and get those ini
tials N. B.!
Interviewer—Well! Well! Well!
Well! Fancy meeting you in the
third seat from the icewater tank!
How long have you been doing this?
Passenger—Doing what?
Interviewer—Doing whatever you
do for a living.
Passenger—I forgot, and, anyhow,
somebody threw out all my calen
dars. But I met all challengers.
Yes, sir, I fought ’em all.
Interviewer — That’s funny; I
didn’t know you were a fighter. I
thought you were a cornborer.
Passenger—No, I started out in
that line but found there were too
many borers and not enough com.
I wrote Dorothy Dix and she ad
vised me to become a fighter. So
the next morning I became the
greatest battler the world had ever
seen. Those initials explain every
thing.
Interviewer—What does N. B.
stand for?
Passenger—Napoleon Bonaparte.
• • •
CAN YOU REMEMBER—'
Away back when you needed a tharp
knife at dinner?
A new car couldn't raise an eyebrow?
A friendly butcher overfed your dog?
Two cakes of soap floated in your bath?,
A waiter smiled before he pocketed a
tip?
• • •
Thoughts on Beef
I nevefc saw a purple cow —
At least I cannot place it;
But this I’ll promise, anyhow—
If I see one, I’ll chase it!
I never saw a purple cow—
With beef I’m such a Jonah
That if I see one anyhow
Some racketeer will ownah.
Ray T.
• • • 1
VANISHING AMERICANISMS
1. Cut it extra thick.
2. Popper, can l have a nickel to get
something to eat at recess?
3. Let that meat wagon through!
4. Henry, save a little off the top for
the dog.
5. You chip in a dollar and I’ll chip in !
a dollar and we’ll go out to dinner to
night.
• • •
“Liquor Truck With $11,000 Worth
of Whiskey Stolen.”—Headlines.
*
Somebody did it just for the kick.
TARGET FOR TODAY . . . What they are to shoot at is graphically
pointed out to visiting deer hunters by this sign posted in downtown
Bend, Ore., where thousands of deer hunters pass on their way to the
famed Mule deer hunting grounds of the Deschutes and Ochoco for
ests of central Oregon. Gunning for the object—man—at left, is
strictly forbidden. Target for the season is the deer at right. Accidents
have been high in previous years, hence the sign.
CAMP FIRE GIRLS HONOR BEADS . . . One Camp Fire girl explains
the honor beads awarded for participation in service projects to two
Blue Birds, members of the organization’s junior division. These
three members are among the thousands who are participating in
the annual membership drive which will end November 30.
FIGHT TO PAY TAXES . . . One would normally see such a crowd
rushing to get an item of scarce food—a steak or roast—or to pro
cure tickets to a sold-out performance, or trying to crash a crowd
ed train. This mob is pushing to—of all things—pay income taxes.
The scene is Rome, Italy, where the mob waited until deadline to
file their income tax returns—just as many do in America.
TWOS-BY-FOURS . . . Students and professors at Boston university
are literally going around in circles trying to identify these four
sets of Massachusetts’ twins. Left to right: Harold and Bernard
Polit, Dorchester; Ann and Alma Baker, Framingham; Grenith and
Patricia Rood, Hyannis, and Alan and Philip Turner, Attleboro. The
four boys are veterans. They are all enrolled at the Back Bay school
and, to complicate matters, all dress alike.
“VINEGAR JOE” DEAD . . .
Probably the last photo made of
Gen. Joseph W. Stilwell, taken a
few days before he entered Letter-
man General hospital, San Fran
cisco, where he died a few days
later, following operation for can
cer of the liver.
MEXICAN AMBASSADOR . . .
The ambassador of Mexico, Senor
Don Antonio Espinosa de Los Mon-
teras, shown as he called at the
White House to discuss proposed
shipments of Mexican cattle to
United States’ stockyards.
U.N. IS SAFE . . / Former secre
tary of state, Edward R. Stet-
tinius, told students at University
of Virginia convocation exercises
that none of the great powers will
take any step to destroy the
United Nations.
NEW SWEDISH PRIME MINIS
TER . . . Tage Erlander, new
prime minister of Sweden, is pic-
tured at his desk as he took over
his new duties, succeeding Per Al-
bin Hansson, head of the Social
Democrat party, who died of a
heart attack.
TWO BRIDES — ONE BRIDAL
GOWN . . Marilyn and Margiret
Ryan, 27-year-old twins were mar
ried at Elmhurst, Queens, N. Y.
They solved their dress problem by
buying one bridal gown and one
bridesmaid’s dress and exchang
ing roles and dresses, each act
ing as the other’s bridesmaid.
A FTER watching the scramble
for world series seats and hear
ing of the record demand for every
game that teams like Army, Michi-
gan and Notre
Dame play, one be
gins to wonder how
tnany over-eager
fans are turned
away in the course
of a year.
The waste in the
matter of specUi-
tors runs far into
the millions. In
fact, it will surpass
many hundreds of
millions, since on
certain big occa
sions far more people are turned
away than the number of those ad
mitted.
The Red Sox office in Boston told
me that, with room enough, the Bos
ton seat sale for the World Series
vould haVe passed the 500,009 mark.
This means that about 80 per cent
hf the ticket applicants were turned
away.
Army feels confident that it could
have played before more ; han 250,-
J00 at Ann Arbor, if Michigan had
a 250,000 stadium, and just as cer
tain it could play before close to a
million in the Notre Dame game.
Unfortunately, when earlier stands
were built no one saw the possibili
ties of any such public demand.
Certainly New York didn’t, where
there is no such bowl as so many
ither cities have.
Los Angeles can handle 103,000 at
her Municipal stadium, with Pasa
dena only a few miles away, able
to put away over 90,000. With Santa
Anita and Hollywood set for rac
ing, Los Angeles is well in front
so far as accommodations for the
human frame are concerned.
Philadelphia and Chicago have
100,000 plants at the Sesquicenten-
aial stadium and Soldier field.
Neiv York’s Big Parks
But th^ir ball parks are too mea
ger, along with so many other
cities.
The Yankees have the only ball
park that can seat 70,000 fans. Polo
grounds and Briggs stadium are
about on a par at 58,000. Outside
of these places, few ball parks can
seat more than 35,000 with any com
fort. Public interest in sport, al
most every variety of sport, has
grown far beyond seating or even
standing space. They can handle
far bigger crowds in England and
Scotland because hillsides often are
used. In the matter of football or
baseball, it is difficult to build sta
diums that could handle more than
110,000 or possibly 125,000 spectators.
When crowds reach or pass these
marks, too many spectators are too
far away from tbe scene of conflict
or contest. But there is vast room
for improving conditions, where
space too often is much too limited.
The Michigan stadium at Ann Arnor
leads all strictly college facilities
with room for slightly over 86,000
spectators. With over 100,000 appli
cations for the Army-Michigan
game, you can see how inadequate
this is.
Just what will be done about the
situation is a story for the future,
with lack of space and also lack of
building material. But many an
owner or promoter has wasted
many a sigh in thinking of all the
lost gold from so many millions
crowded out.
• • •
Too Much Baseball
There was’ a good deal of talk,
during the recent series, aboht how
baseball is extending its playing sea
son deep into football’s brief weeks.
Then too, there’s the matter of trav
eling.
We were wondering what would
happen in the future when Los An
geles or San Francisco had to face
Boston or Brooklyn.
A world series that rolfe back and
forth from ocean to ocean could be
much worse than this shift from St.
Louis to Boston and back.
The Mississippi isn’t nearly as far
away from the Atlantic ocean as the
Pacific ocean is.
The main fact is that baseball is
crowding much too far into the foot
ball season.
Naturally, baseball magnates
can’t see it that way. They have
failed to realize that football is
now as much of a major sport as
baseball ever was, or ever will be.
If a series happens to run into a
day or two of rain, those who follow
both baseball and football see their
first football game around midsea
son. This doesn’t happen to make
any sense. Baseball gets its start
back in February. It has at least
a six months’ span. Football only
asks for two and a half months.
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Football Rankings
The majority of football fans
agree that Texas university belongs
on top, or close to the top of the
heap, as far as this season goes.
Army and Notre Dame are ranked
close alongside, with Michigan in
fourth place.
It remains to be seen what Michi
gan will do in its remaining games.
Also more than a trifle of Army’s
future depends on Doc Blanchard’s
condition.
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