The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, June 07, 1946, Image 7
THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY. S. C.
CROSS
TOWN
By
Roland Coe
e^\ Tn
‘I told you to keep away from the secret weapon-
you wanna get hurt?”
BOBBY
SOX
By
Marty Links
•7
‘‘It was just Alvin. He wanted to tell me again I was
still his gorgeous dream-boat!”
NANCY
By Ernie Buthmiller
OH. SLUGGO
GUARD DUTY AGAIN THIS
AFTERNOON—AUNT ma
FRITZI'S ORDERS
I'LL BE GLAD
WHEN THE NYLON
SHORTAGE IS
OYER-
MUTT AND JEFF
iOOHOQOo!)
fZ MRS. MUTT//
ANYBODY
HOME?
CP
"
By Bud FUher
HEy^usT because i
1 CAME OV/ERTO VISIT
i YA.VOU DON'T HAVE To]
L TREAT ME LIRE ONE
OF THE FAMILY/.
LITTLE REGGIE
REGGIE ^
WHAT ARE §
YOU DOING
SLIDING ^
DOWN THE I
.BANNISTER,
^DID YOU REMOVE THE
VASE FROM THE
BOTTOM OF IRE
STAIRS ?
5/
Y\ l/£
☆
S*
JITTER
m
K
U-
By Arthur Pointer
P^Jl
%
REG’LAR FELLERS
By Gene Byrnes
I SiNOW I DON'T
NEED A EV.TEK. MAN
BUT TH'GUYS A RELATIVE.
Of- MINE — I HADDA GIVE
HIM A job!
/meketoh)
Ts
THEY RE ALL
WORK-IN' FOR. YA- -
THEY'RE YOUR. RELATIVES
RELATIVES AN'
THEIR RELATIVES’
V
VIRGIL
pop I've ear a
pate na/itm comma-
cam 1 USE VOU&
r.AC TMiS
SuRE-
<30
Ck&RT
AHEAD
V/ MY-^
# YOU'RE /V
WONDERFUL
non/CD
By Len K eis
vehJ
YA WANNA .
SEE ME DO )/
‘ IT WITH '
ONE
ARM?
SILENT SAM
By Jeff Hayes
r
NEEDLEWORK PATTERNS
WE DON’T MEAN IT
A newly arrived Chinese immi
grant was seated aboard a street
car which was making its way
down one of the main thorough
fares. In his course of watching
the local scenery and color he no
ticed a sign, “Look Out!” Almost
instantaneously, the immigrant
leaned his head out (to see what
by chance he might be missing)
and upon doing so, made contact
with one of the posts.
When placed in the hands of the
interne, his only comment was,
“American funny fellow. He tells
other fellow to look out and let same
fellow lose face.”
Alcohol Treatment
The reverend was being shaved
by a barber who was showing the
effects of his previous eight’s dis
sipation. When he nicked the par
son’s chin, the latter looked up re
proachfully and said: “You see, my
good man, what comes of hard
drinking.”
“Yes, sir,” the barber replied,
consolingly, “It sure makes the skin
tender, don’t it?”
One Big Blunder
A certain small-gauge politician
seeking to justify his incredibly stu
pid administration to Prince Talley
rand bfiasted to the great states
man: “Sir, during my whole life
I have been guilty of only one mis
take.”
“Really, my dear colleague,” re
joined the wily prince, “when will
ft ever end?”
POOR CRAFTSMAN
-i
A professor, in a genial mood,
met a friend of his and said to him,
“Do you know, Jim? This is a
strange life. This morning I was
shaved by a man who really is,
I suppose, a cut above being a
barber. I know of my own knowl
edge that he studied at Harvard and
Oxford, grid spent several years in
other educational centers. I know
also of my own knowledge that he
has contributed scientific articles to
some of our best magazines and
journals, and has numbered among
his intimate friends men of the high
est social and intellectual standing
in Europe and America. And yet, he
can’t shave a man decently. . . .”
His friend was astounded. “But
why,” he asked, “with all those ac
complishments—why is he a bar
ber?”
The professor smiled. “He isn’t.
You see, Jim, this morning I
shaved myself.”
A Mob
“Look at that fat party getting on
the bus.”
“Party? That’s no party. She’s
an excursion!”
WELL SUPPLIED
“Little boy, do both of your dogs
have licenses?”
“Yeah. They’re just covered with
them!”
Really Big
British Sailor—Battleships? Why,
the flagship of our navy is so big
the captain travels around the deck
in an automobile.
American Sailor—That’s nothing.
The galley of our flagship is so big
the cook has to go through the Irish
stew in a submarine to see if the
potatoes are done.
Better Bait
Once a small girl had a tooth
pulled. She put her tooth under her
pillow so the fairies would bring
her some money. »
The small girl’s father had a
bridge with five false teeth on it.
When the small girl awoke she
found 15 cents under her pillow.
She ran and showed her father
the money and said, “Daddy, I got
three nickels for one tooth, so let
me put your teeth under my pillow
tonight and see how much I will
get.”
Gay Canary Designs to Embroider
To obtain 6 transfer designs for the
Canary Towels (Pattern No. 5244), color
chart for working illustrations of stitches
used, send 20 cents in coins, your name
address and pattern number.
SEWING CIRCLE NEEDLEWORK
530 South Wells St. Chicago 7, 111.
Enclose 20 cents for pattern.
No-
Name
Address-
Japan’s Biggest Loafer
From a friend in the occupying
forces in Japan comes an amus
ing account of the odd signs dis
played by Japanese tradesmen in
what they evidently consider to
be idiomatic English. One of the
funniest is that displayed by a
baker. It reads: “A. Kashinuru,
Biggest Loafer in Japan.”
Atom Bomb SPECIAL
RAPID FIRING,
AUTOMATIC
A Am! Thrill*
HBRH IT IS I Just
what everybody has
been looking for . .
LOUD r~
A S BRIGHT and cheerful as can
be are these yellow canary de
signs—use the 6 by 6 transfer mo
tifs on tea towels, on cottage cur
tains, on the corners of a soft yel
low or green luncheon cloth. Oth
er colors needed are red, green
and blue.
M&kes & LOUD RB-
PORTV. .The Tery latest
...Gun shoots Rolls of 60
Konnda..Qnlck and assy
to reload...AM Metal...
easy grip trigger... Be
the envy of the other boy s
...MeFirst...Get the $4 00
jump on the other I pm*.
fellow, a UN ONLY 4722
FUN-AMUSEMENT-ENTERTAINMENT GALORE
Big Box of 20 MAGIC TRICKS Ccmplote wWi
Apparatus and Easy-fo-Follow Instructions.
Presto! and vow can do
all these Magic Tricks
with the skill of a pro
fessional and amuse
everyone. .Be the life
of the party . . A BIG
BARGAIN AT THIS
LOW PRICE 1
Only $1.9S Postpaid. AN IDEAL GIFT
USB THIS COUPON . . . MAIL TODAY
Hanging a suit on a hanger while
it still retains body heat causes the
wrinkles to fall out much more
easily.
—•—
To straighten out curled rug cor
ners, wring a bath towel out of
cold water and place it on the
curled spot overnight.
—•—
Have a Care. If your pressure
cooker cools too suddenly it may
warp or crack.
—•—
To loosen a glass stopper, let a
few drops of glycerin soak be
tween the stopper and neck of the
bottle.
—•—
To waterproof the kerchief you
wear on rainy days, place it be
tween two layers of waxed paper
and press it with a hot iron.
AT-EM-BOM, INC., D»pt. WN
** * *** Blvd.,
144 W. Jackson BW.. Chicago 4. III. ■ RUSH |
Enclosed find $ Rush the items checked. I
□ III Mital litmtlc Cl) flstils (S1.M n. NstpH) j
□ III lu d 20 Mule Trlds (S1JI u. PkInM)
H Name
J Address-----------
*1 City
• State. R
?°7>- cot- 0
iFLAVORS-AT GROCERS
Buy U. S. Savings Bonds!
Favorite
£ere al -'
You can also get this cereal in Kellogg’s VARIETY— 6 dif-
"*** ferent cereals, 10 generous packages, in one handy carton!
■p(ClP£S/
FREE!
IF YOU BAKE AT HOME . . . hurry! Send for
Fleischmann’s wonderful, 40-page recipe
book. 70 tested recipes for delicious bread,
rolls, desserts. Easy to make with Fleisch
mann’s Fresh Active Yeast—for the delicious
flavor and fine texture that mean perfect
baking success. Send for your FREE copy
today to Fleischmann’s Yeast, Box 477,
Grand Central Annex, New York 17, N. Y.
FOR QUICK RELIEF FROM
SPRAINS AND STRAINS
MUSCULAR ACHES AND FAINS • SPRAINS • STRAINS
WAatyea NEED id.
SLOAN’S LINIMENT
-