The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, May 10, 1946, Image 2
THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY, S. C.
CABINET LADIES AND MENUS
WASHINGTON. — Ladies of the
cabinet are really practicing what
their husbands preach regarding the
saving of food for Europe. Ever
since President Truman urged that
the American people eat the equiv
alent of a European ration two days
a week, cabinet wives have been
studying menus.
Mrs. Clinton Anderson, whose
secretary of agriculture husband is
one of the hardest-working of the
food conservers, has given permis
sion to publish one of her menus.
It provides 1,540 calories — the
equivalent of a European ration—
as compared with the normal
American diet of 3,600 calories.
Here it is, with the number of
calories listed after each item of
food:
Breakfast—glass of orange juice
(75); bowl of cereal (100); milk for
cereal (85); half-a-pint of milk or
cocoa (170)—total, 430.
Lunch—half-a-cup of thick soup or
chowder (150); vegetable salad
without oil in dressing (75); muffin
(75); baked custard (100); half-a-
pint of milk (170)—total, 570.
Dinner — poultry, fish or meat
(150); potato (large serving) (150);
green vegetable (peas, beans,
greens or broccoli) (40); raw vege
table strips (carrots, celery, toma
to, cabbage) (50); half-cup of fruit
(150) or milk for children—total 540.
TRUMAN’S GIRL FRIEND
The leading lady of the poppy
presentation ceremonies to Presi
dent Truman fell hard for the chief
executive.
Three-year-old Betty Lou Hall of
Eaton Rapids, Mich., one of five
orphaned children left by a heroic
infantryman killed after the Nor
mandy invasion, was selected to put
the poppy in Truman’s lapel in be
half of war orphans of the Veter
ans of Foreign Wars.
Her job finished, the little girl
was asked by photographers if
she didn’t want to kiss the Presi
dent. She complied not with one
kiss, but a shower of them. In
fact, the young lady seemed in
clined to continue this part of
the proceedings indefinitely un
til reminded that her embraces
were sufficient for picture pur
poses.
ARMY MORALS OVERSEAS
One reason for strong sentiment
in the senate against drafting 18-
year-olds is that many senators
have been abroad since V-E Day
and have seen first-hand the wanton
immorality to which young soldiers
are exposed.
Returned senators are especially
critical of U. S. army officers for
setting a bad example to young
G.I.s.
“When they see their
superior officers living in Ger
man castles with frauleins,” re
ported Sen. Harley Kilgore of
West Virginia, “enlisted men
get a very bad impression. It’s
no place for youngsters. After
they get to be 21, they can stand
on their own feet, but give them
a chance to get some education
first.”
Other senators feel that the army
ha" an obligation to put its house
in ,rder before it demands drafting
of 18- and 19-year-olds.
"An officer is supposed to set an
example to the enlisted man,” com
mented Sen. Ed Johnson of Col
orado. “An example of upright liv
ing. Some of the examples set by
officers in Germany are shocking.
Until they clean house they can’t
expect us to be enthusiastic about
the draft.”
Case Bill Boomerangs.
Some of the GOP southern coali
tion who stamped the Case anti
strike bill through the house are
singing a different tune in the
cloakrooms since the Illinois pri
mary election returns have come
in.
One of the most significant bat
tles in this primary was in the dis
trict represented by GOP Con. Rob
ert B. Chiperfield of Canton, 111., an
all-out advocate of the Case bill.
A fourth-termer, Chiperfield
boasts that never before has he
been opposed in a primary elec
tion. However, it was different
this year. The Illinoisan not only
had an opponent, but he was re
nominated only by the skin of
his teeth — approximately 1,300
votes
Chiperfield makes no bones to
close friends about the reason for
his tight squeak.
“My support of the Case bill
came darn close to licking me,” he
admitted in the GOP cloakroom.
“That was the main issue of the
campaign.”
DIPLOMATIC CHAFF
The Russian Trade mission to Ar
gentina is not on a brief visit. The
Russians brought their families and
are prepared to negotiate a long
term trade deal, especially trying to
buy the Argentine linseed oil crop.
If they succeed, the American
home-building program for veterans
will be very short of paint. . . .
The United States and Great Brit
ain are pressing for an early elec
tion in Romania — which the Rus
sians don’t seem to want but others
do.
Cast of Characters:
Midnight Susie, the hag who
haunts the Main Stem. . . . She
claims she was one of Broadway’s
glamour gals decades ago. . . . The
hefty lady-bouncer in a 3rd Avenue
gin-mill, who tames the toughest
bores by merely talking to them.
. . . Tin-Pan Alley’s song-scrib
bling cynics, who grind out Amer
ica’s most tender romantic ballads.
. . The 52nd Street barkeep who
entertains barflies with sleight-of-
hand card tricks. . . . The two bar
tenders at the Stork Club, whose
tips were so plentiful they’ve just
bought their own joynt. . . . The
gambler who carries past-perform
ance records of the racehorses in
a brief case. . . . The pretty red-
haired shoe-shine gal near Grand
Central Station.
The Union Square soap-boxer who
peddles carrot juice as a health-
giver. . . . The uppity Park Avenue
bookie who accepts bets only from
the snobbish set. . . . The poet who
squats near the East River in the
50s all day — composing verses
which he gives to children. . . .
Crowds of do-nothings huddled near
corner cigar stores tensely watch
ing a nickel-matching contest. . . .
The exclusive tailor in the New
York Stock Exchange. . . . The
Mulberry Street puppeteers—one of
the city’s most arresting free shows.
. . . Workers in subway change
booths who rarely take their orbs
off books they read, while mechan
ically dishing out jitneys.
The miserable matinee idol who
totes a torch for a famed actress,
usually mobbed by clawtographers.
. . . The peanut stand man whose
stand is covered with photos of
celebs — autographed! ... The
prune-faced lady (in the Fifties)
handing out slips of paper with
Scriptural passages on them. . . .
Sidewalk hawkers who sell books,
mags, ties and kitchen utensils.
One-man department stores. . . .
Sleuths in railroad terminals keep
ing their eyes peeled for muggs
with police records arriving from
the hinterland. . . . Ladies who put
a coat over their nighties and take
their pups for an airing every dawn
ing along Madison Ave.
Quiteso, Quiteso: Ted Breton re
minds us that Maurice Barrymore
loaned his presence to vaudeville
for one consecutive 3-day run. It
was at the Olympic in Chicago. . . .
One matinee Maurice dashed off
the stage and into the manager’s
office. . . . “See here!” Maurice
see-here’d. “I cannot continue.
They just don’t get me. I cannot
please your audience!”
Manager George Castle calmly
comforted: “Don’t try. Just draw
’em in. The nobodies on the pro
gram always give the show.”
Worse’n the Electric Chair: Jack
Haley was listening to a newcomer
in Movietown, who was discussing
international events. . . . “The worst
moment I ever had,” he said, “was
when I saw Gromyko walk out ’on
the U. N.” . . . “Then,” said Haley,
“you haven’t really lived. Wait’ll
you see Louella Parsons walking
out in the middle of the preview of
your first picture!”
Bob Benchley was also irked by
literary pirates who aped his yarns.
He brushed them off this way:
“Anyone who is stupid enough to
steal ideas—isn’t smart enough to
steal the good ones!”
Americans who have recently re
turned from Spain inform us that
the Spanish undergrounders have
launched a campaign of ridicule
similar to the one that flourished in
Germany when Hitler was in pow
er. Frixample: Night after night
the walls in an industrial section of
Madrid are daubed with anti-fascist
inscriptions. In vain the Spanish
soldiers hunted for the authors of
this outrage. One day, a tired and
enraged soldier wrote under one
of the slogans on the wall: "Why
don’t you do it in broad daylight,
you cowards?”
The next day there was an an
swer: “Sorry, but in the daytime we
are too busy parading with you fel
lows!”
Heywood Broun was an optimist
who believed that men of good will
would some day build a world of
peace and prosperity. But there
were times when tragic news left
him glum.
A friend who was with Broun
when he was depressed heard him
mutter: “This world started from
chaos and it will end in chaos. What
happens in between does not seem
to matter very much.”
When an interviewer asked H. L.
Mencken what he thought of love
at first sight, Menck snapped: “It’s
a labor-saving device!”
A foreign newsboy tells us that
the black market has dominated
Europe’s economy so long, Euro
peans now have a standard joke
about it. “Countries should concen
trate,” they say, “on building jails
and lunatic asylums. The former
are for the people who buy in the
black market—the latter are for
those who don’t.”
HOW THE POSTWAR WORLD HAS CHANGED . . . Miss Susan Turner, instructor in English composition,
is shown lecturing to the first co-educational class in the history of Vassar college, Poughkeepsie, N. Y.
The vets may attend classes but cannot live on the campus, nor will they be granted degrees from Vassar,
whose charter prohibits the issuance of degrees to male students.
SWISS JURA HORSE TYPIFIES NATIONAL BREfeD ... A lively parade is one of the features of the annual
National Horse fair and races at Saignelegier in the Bernese Jura, Switzerland, held during August. The
Swiss Jura horse typifies the national breed. It has proven its worth, having temperament, strength and
resistance. The Jura horse is of exceptionally strong build, is tame and docile, and stallions can even be
used for all sorts of farm work.
“SCREWBALL VOYAGE” ENDS IN SHANGHAI . . . Crew of the S. S.
Ada Rehan line rail after vessel reached Shanghai. The ship left San
Francisco some months ago, headed for New Orleans. The voyage
lasted eight months and ended in Shanghai without the vessel having
touched New Orleans. Skipper had nervous breakdown, mutiny fol
lowed, baboon attacked the skipper—were highlights in the voyage.
FARMERS RESPOND TO APPEALS FOR WHEAT . . . Following
adoption of the wheat certificate plan which gives farmers delivering
their mercy wheat now a year in which to cash in, members of the
Farmers Union Co-op elevator at Alfred, N. D., are turning in all
excess wheat. Left to right, John Henne, farmer; Floyd Johnston,
manager; Milt Holton, official, and Eric Ziemann, president of the
La Moure County Farmers union.
WALKS FOR FIRST TIME . . .
Born without feet or ankles two
years ago, blue-eyed Jimmy Fort
ner, is shown fighting for his first
steps in his new boots with mov
able ankles and toes at his home
in Spanish Fort, Texas.
PANAMA HOLDS FAIR . . .
President Enrique Jiminez, right,
and Agriculture Minister Antonio
Pino, at the opening of Panama’s
first postwar agricultural exposi
tion, inspect brahman cattle
through the bars.
I
America Gets a Lift
In Morale
The OPA has taken price con
trols off hammocks, fly swatters,
decorative sofa pillows, pocket
knives and thermometers among
other things. This means a terrific
boost to American morale.
*
The news that hammocks and fly
swatters are now within the reach
of all is alone enough to lift a heavy
feeling from the hearts of the peo
ple. These two articles open the
way to comfort and peace of mind
unknown since Pearl Harbor.
*
Here is a nation, nervous, morose
and apprehensive, under the har-
assments and confusions of recon
version with all its chaos and be-
fuddlements . . . and suddenly it
finds it can get hammocks and fly
swatters! The lift is tremendous.
*
And when you throw in a decora
tive sofa pillow and a whittling knife,
boy, you are guilding the lily.
*
This release of hammocks, fly
swatters, etc., may become the
smartest move the Truman admin
istration has made so far. It may
mean that the tide against the
Democrats has not only been
checked but turned the other way.
•
Millions of Americans are forever
emphasizing the part axes, picks,
shovels, buffalo guns, surveyors’ im
plements, pack mules and covered
wagons have played in building the
nation. But the part played by ham
mocks, fly swatters and whittling
knives has been overlooked.
.
Nearly all epic performances are
the result of someone’s dream. And
the great dreamers have been ham
mock and fly swatter boys.
*
OPA freed the hammocks only a
few days ago, and already the kick
ing and squawking that has made
us unhappy ever since the end of
the war has declined 54 per cent.
*
It’s the most humanizing act of
the Truman administration. The
world looks lovelier.
* * •
If Fighting Men Did It
The U. N. Way
General — Captain, the objective
is a town just beyond the mountain.
You must cross three rivers before
you reach the mountain. Prepare
your men for an immediate offen
sive.
Captain—I object to this proposal
at this time and ask a postponement
for two weeks.
General—Your suggestion is im
proper at this time. Execute the at
tack at once!
Captain—Is that your final decree
in this matter?
General—Positively.
Captain—Then I walk out!
(He walks).
*
G. I.—May I have the floor?
General—To what purpose does
the gentleman rise?
G. I.—I want to ask a vote on
the validity of this attack.
General—The gentleman is out
of order.
G. I.—I take an exception to this
ruling, and I reserve the right to
see my lawyer.
Another G. I.—I move that the
battle be deferred until July 6.
Sergeant (rather confused) — But
suppose the enemy is out of the
position by that time?
G. I.—We can wait!
* • •
THE NATIONAL GAME
Ima Dodo assumes that in Mex
ico the cry at the opening of a
baseball game is “Play bull!”
•
President Truman has received
free passes to ball games in both
big leagues. Now it becomes more
certain than ever that the Big
Three meetings will have to wait
until next winter.
HERE AND THERE
You’ll never guess who are John Kieran’s
favorite movie stars. . . . Kate Hepburn
and the cartoon-strip celery-chewing rab
bit! . . . Beautiful reading: The Autobi
ography of tt'illiam Allen White, as wit
ness this concerning a childhood sweet
heart. . . . “I can see Agnes Reilly yet in
all her loveliness and hear her voice. I
remember going bashfully to the spring-
wagon when she climbed inhuith her fami
ly to go home. And as the horses jogged
away and the spring-wagon faded into the
night I stood there watching her out of
sight. Nearly every Sunday I hired a horse
and buggy and went to see her; life was
as lovely as the picture on a cigar box.”
* * *
Ima Dodo attributes her popular
ity to the fact she has never
crossed a nylon line.
• • •
It is now possible to print a fac-
j simile newspaper on a radio set.
This heralds the era when a sub
scriber may squawk, “I didn’t like
last night’s edition; the features
seemed to be suffering from bulb
trouble.”
And the announcement, “Owing
to the broadcast of a special fea
ture at this time your paper will
be cancelled until tomorrow.”
Gems of Thought
W HETHER to see life as it
is will give us much conso
lation, I know not; but the con
solation drawn from truth, if
any there be, is solid and dura
ble ; that which may be derived
from error, must be, like its
original, fallacious and fugitive.
—Samuel Johnson.
Virtue is not left to stand alone.
He who practices it will have neigh
bors.—Confucius.
A little thing comforts us be
cause a little thing afflicts us.—
Pascal.
A wise man will make more
opportunities than he finds.—
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