The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, March 29, 1946, Image 7
THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY, S. C.
NANCY
By Ernie Bushmillcr
MUTT AND JEFF
By Bud Fisher
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REGULAR FELLERS
By Gene Byrnes
VIRGIL By Len Kleis
SILENT SAM By Jeff Hayes
Be Patient
The speaker had been haranguing
the audience for more than an hour
when an inebriate, who had become
somewhat impatient, arose and
asked:
“Shay, how long you been lectur
in’?’
The speaker smiled good natured-
ly at the interruption and replied:
“About four years, my friend.”
“Well,” he remarked, as he sat
down, “I’ll stick around—you mush
be nearly through.”
DE DUNCE!
Teacher—Now, Tommie, make a
sentence using the following words:
Defeat, deduct, defense and deceit.
Tommie (after short trance)—De
feat of deduct went over defense
before deceit.
Hot Dogs?
“On and on through the polar
blizzards we pushed,” reminisced
the ex-sourdough, “and it looked like
we were going to make it to the
Pole, when all of a sudden our dogs
give out.” .
“Don’t give us that stuff,” chal
lenged the listener, “the Eskimo
dog is ope of the ruggedest animals
in creation. They’re practically
tireless.”
“Oh, I didn’t mean it that way,”
explained the old sourdough, “I was
speaking in the culinary sense.”
Yes, Where?
Walking through a churchyard
when he was a small lad, Charles
Lamb amused himself by reading
the, inscriptions on the tombstones.
His eyes grew large with surprise
and wonderment as he noted the
glowing paeans of praise which
were offered to the departed ones.
At length young Lamb paused in
the midst of his wandering and,
turning to his older sister, Mary,
who accompanied him, plaintively
inquired, “Mary, where are all the
naughty people buried?”
Hard to Conceal
Joseph H. Choate, lawyer and
statesman, and S. Weir Mitchell,
celebrated American physician,
were both guests at a banquet. The
two eminent men were in high
spirits and poked good natured fun
at each other.
“I’ve always envied the medical
profession,” kidded Choate. “At
least you can bury your mistakes.”
‘Yours, I understand,” retorted
Mitchell playfully, “swing in pub
lic.”
Inconsistent
Producer Samuel Goldwyn has
complete confidence in his abilities.
Not so long ago while thumbing
through a magazine, he came across
an article signed by himself.
“Darn that man who wrote this,”
complained Goldwyn. “He hasn’t
the faintest notion of whst my lit
erary style is like. He ought to take
a look at the article my previous
writer did for me.”
GOT THE POINT
McNutt—I met that impossible
Bill Swiggle today.
His wife—Yes, and I suppose you
argued with him until you were
black in the face.
McNutt—No, just around one eye.
Variety Wanted
Jack—There's a man who’s re
puted to have a good head on his
shoulders.
Mac—Yeah, and a different one
every night!
Closing Words
“Do you really always have the
last word in argument with your
wife?”
“Sure. I always say ‘yes, dar
ling!’ ”
Not Appropriate
“What did you take at college?”
“I took a course in husbandry.’*
“Then why in thunder did they
give you a bachelor’s degree?"
Plenty of Room
A driver on a Chattanooga-Knox-
ville bus told incoming passengers:
“All right, folks, fill up the back.
Act like you’re at church.”
What a Man!
Madge—What do you think of a
man who is constantly deceiving his
wife?
Jack—He’s a marvel.
SEWING CIRCLE PATTERNS
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Tot’s Play Dress.
H ERE is a perky little play
dress your tiny tot will adore.
Self ruffles form the brief sleeves,
the bottom is cut all in one piece.
So easily and quickly made you’ll
want to run up several in gay
checks, plaids or floral prints for
fun in the sun.
• * •
Pattern No. 8991 comes in sizes 1. 2.
3, 4, 5 and 6 years. Size 2 requires 2Va
yards of 35 or 39-inch material; 3 yards
machine made ruffling.
Smart Shirtwaister.
PJESTINED for a brigh'. future
is this smart shirtwaist frock
that comes in a wide range of
sizes. Cool cap sleeves giake it a
style you’ll live in all summer
long. Note the neat set in belt, the
graceful panelled skirt. Use a
bright striped fabric and have the
stripes contrast for yoke and
sleeves.
• • •
Pattern No. 8874 is designed for sizes
14. 16. 18. 20; 40. 42. 44 and 46. Size 16
takes 3% yards of 35 or 39-inch fabric.
Due to an unusually large demand and
current conditions, more time is re-
auired in fillinc orders for a few of the
most popular numbers.
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Enclose 25 cents in coins for each
pattern desired.
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